- Mystique disguises herself as the President in an attempt to escape her prison cell, but the guard is well aware of her powers:
- Mystique: Do you know who I am? I'm the President of the United States!Guard: Oh, Mr. President — shut up!/ [extended version] Oh, Mr. President — shut the fuck up!
- During the final battle Wolverine winds up battling a mutant capable of regrowing his limbs seconds after Wolverine chops them off, every time, without fail. Wolverine beats the mutant by kicking him in the nuts with all of his strength and, while walking away, tells him to try growing those back.
- For some, watching Wolverine never learn what happens when he (a man with a metallic skeleton) tries to attack Magneto (a man with total control over magnetism). Epic Fail doesn't even begin to describe it, even if it's part of the plan.
- Watching Quill, a guy whose power is having spines that at their longest are maybe 2 inches long pop out of his skin and only onscreen kill is by popping his quills while hugging a female scientist worried about her boss, try to act like he's a badass with the powers of a God is hilarious. Particularly when he tries it with Magneto, who is at best mildly annoyed by him.
- The X-Men suit up for war, but Hank seems to have put on a few pounds over the years.
- Beast: I can't believe this used to fit me.
- The smirk and wink Magneto gives the people in the car as he lifts the Golden Gate Bridge. Smug Super, baby.
- The driver of the car hitting the button to lock the car doors when Magneto walks by, as if that could stop him.
- The chase scene between Kitty Pryde and Juggernaut has a few of these. First there's this exchange:
Kitty runs towards Juggernaut and traps him in the floor, then keeps going.
Juggernaut: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch! (Breaks out of the floor)
Juggernaut: I'm the wrong guy to play hide and seek with.
- And then when they finally confront each other:
Kitty: Who's hiding? Dickhead.
- He charges after her, she runs through a wall, he gets close enough behind to get his unstoppable strength nullified by Jimmy's powers, and knocks himself unconscious plowing head-first into the wall at a full charge.
- During the battle scene at the start, Wolvie lights a cigar on flaming debris.