Funny: Will Grayson, Will Grayson
- "maura [fucking witch ass bitch mussolini al-qaeda darth vader non-entity]" — Will Grayson #2 after what she did.
- The following exchange:
Tiny: His text messages are like poetry!Will #1: So "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" becomes "u r hawt like august".
- "Have you ever seen a really sexy baby?"
- "Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes."
- This piece of dialogue:
me : dicks before mathgideon : that makes no sense.me : exactly.
- Will #2: "he's what would happen after nine months if abercrombie fucked fitch."
- Will #2 again: "Or <3. You think this looks like a heart? That's because you've never seen a scrotum."