Funny / Will Grayson, Will Grayson

  • "maura [fucking witch ass bitch mussolini al-qaeda darth vader non-entity]" — Will Grayson #2 after what she did.
  • The following exchange:
    Tiny: His text messages are like poetry!
    Will #1: So "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?" becomes "u r hawt like august".
  • "Have you ever seen a really sexy baby?"
  • "Just so you know: e. e. cummings cheated on both of his wives. With prostitutes."
  • This piece of dialogue:
    me : dicks before math
    gideon : that makes no sense.
    me : exactly.
  • Will #2: "he's what would happen after nine months if abercrombie fucked fitch."
  • Will #2 again: "Or <3. You think this looks like a heart? That's because you've never seen a scrotum."