Funny / WildC.A.T.s

From the Alan Moore run comes this gem, from the funeral of a dead killer cyborg of the kind that was everywhere in the Dark Age of comics:
Priest: Though known to all the world as H.A.R.M., his close friends called him Chuck. Born Charles Sweeney in Cleveland, 1946, he had one childish dream: He wanted to weigh fifteen hundred pounds with ground-to-air bazookas in his shoulders.

From the Film/Wildcats, the cheerleader squad provides some memorable - and Memetic-worthy - chants:
U L G Y / You ain't got no alibi / You Ugly / What what? / You ugly...

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