One particular favorite came in the very first episode. The child actress playing the lost girl the heroes are meant to be helping makes a very visible WTF Face as Major Victory insists upon carrying her, Superman style, to the nearby police station.
He runs past a bunch of birds milling about, and as he does, points to them and grins in an overly cheesy fashion, all without stopping.
"Today, I am a wiener. Not a winner."
"I gave away my secret identity! I have a new name...Major Dumbass!"
After the Crowning Moment of Heartwarming of him receiving a call from his estranged daughter, he looks up at Stan and jokingly asks if he can keep the phone that Stan provided for the call. Stan has a good laugh at that one.
"I know Major Victory can't keep his costume on. But Thong Man, now we haven't been introduced to that particular superhero."
Major Victory tells Dark Enforcer that he's going down for this. Dark Enforcer responds by waving a dollar in front of the screen.