The cartoonist doesn't keep himself out of a few gags. One example is a meme template about how he recently got into DDR. The last image is of a rock with the caption "What my dance skills feel like right now."
Priscilla tried to dye eggs with Ophelia once. The eggs suspiciously disappeared into Ophelia's mouth.
From the roleplays
Note: the folders are arranged in the chronological order of the roleplays. This means that pre-time-skip roleplays are listed before post-time-skip ones. Some of the folders are empty for the sake of maintaining the proper order of the roleplays. Also, the roleplays are named based on the comics/bios/supplementary materials they're attached to, but do not take place in quite the same order.
The joke is prevented from going on so long that it becomes tragic by virtue of Artemis punching Annie so hard it knocks her back to her senses after five or so "roleplay turns"note One roleplay turn = one post by Luigifan followed by one post by pommyman. And she started coming back to her senses on her own two turns before then (the stuff she misheard people saying at least rhymed with what they actually said).
Artemis herself being utterly insane as a result of Mysto and Mephiles' Combination Attack stirring her memories of Altair. note Mysto and Mephiles can use their combined power to drag a victim into their worst nightmares in an effort to kill them with their worst fears. In Artemis's case, this was her mistreatment at the hands of Altair. Insanity ensued.
Dick Dastardly Pack.
"It's A PDGM"
Dark Matt freaking out when Luigifan harms his yukurries.
After Matt comes back to save Annie, Ben chastises him for not coming back sooner. What makes it funny is that Matt "left" by being blown up, so it's only because he's Matt that he came back at all.
Garcia: I just finished analyzing the poison. It seems to be a mixture of three compounds - one to digest chlorophyll, one to digest cellulose, and one to permanently bind to RuBPcoase.
Everyone except for Luigifan, Annie, Tails, and Luther: *confused*
Luigifan: *sigh* Cellulose is the material that plant cell walls are made out of, chlorophyll is the pigment that plants use to absorb light energy, and RuBPcoase is the enzyme that fixes CO2 into sugar.
Everyone except for Garcia, Annie, Tails, and Luther: *are even more confused*
Garcia: In short, the poison is designed to kill plants, specifically by crippling photosynthesis and making the plant fall apart.
Wario trying to ambush Annie with a Ground Pound from high up in the air, only for Annie to spot him crashing down towards her and dive out of the way, leaving Wario to piledrive part of the couch she was sitting on into the ground.
Artemis's nude pictures of Matt and Cosmo. They are both understandably freaked out by this.
Entegra and Collin getting confused by the Pichus that live in the Pikachu Cave.
Entegra and Collin accidentally frightening the Pichus into attacking them, kicking off a prolonged (and pathetic) fight scene.
The poison that nearly killed Cosmo and kicked off the roleplay? Turns out it was made by Dark Ben as a benign herbicide. Then Devin, who was carrying it, lost it, and Collin mistook it for rancid soda and dumped it into the Pikachu Cave's water supply. Matt's reaction to finding all of this out was epic.
A member of the Tom-Tom gang hitting on Sonja. She tries to politely turn him down at first, but when he doesn't listen (and gets increasingly lewd), she eventually resorts to whacking him in the groin, then hitting him over the head with his own motorcycle.
Altair's response to Pommy telling him that Lily is pregnant in a side rp.
Altair: They're breeding!
Matt: And [there's] nothing you can do about it, seeing how witches were actually saved because they were expecting.
Luigifan going ballistic on the bully giving Matt and Tori a hard time.
Pommy anticipating a Cat Fight and throwing gelatin at Felicia and Entegra.
Devin then proceeds to eat the gelatin.
She gets so sick that she actually throws up.
Kirby, watching Devin eat the gelatin, asks the others to remind him not to challenge Devin to a Gourmet Race. Matt then proceeds to point out that Kirby is... overestimating Devin, or at least her control over her appetite.
Matt: Kirby, we'd all know what would happen if you and Devin did Gourmet Race...
*scenario of the unlikely event*
Devin: NOM NOM NOM!
Waddle Dee: Um... You're supposed to keep going...
Damien groping Annie out of curiosity and getting swatted.
This was actually a mistake, as DEVIN was supposed to grope Annie while trying to understand sex appeal. However, the roleplay continued on before Luigifan18 could explain his mistake because pommyman found the idea perfectly in character.
Damien: I just wanted to know why her chest was so fat.
Matt: Erm, that would be because she's a girl. Their chests are anger points, if you touch them they begin to hate you!
The Devin uprising.
Flora panicking every single time Luigifan suggests getting Entegra to help.
Pipsy mistaking the True Evil Pig Wizard (which the aforementioned Koma pig was working for) for Wizpig is funny enough on its own, but once the misunderstanding is cleared upnote which happens as soon as Pipsy actually sees the Evil Pig Wizard, who really looks nothing like Wizpig; Tulip, who had been tailing the Evil Pig Wizard, just gave Pipsy misinformation because she never met Wizpig and therefore didn't know the difference, Pipsy actually tries to befriend him, to the utter horror of Tulip, Doopliss, Devin, and Matt. Hilarity Ensues.
B.W.Pig: Hee hee, let the fun begin! *uses ice magic on Cackletta, followed by pretty much every spell in the book being thrown everywhere*
Devin: Devin warn you about pig being bad! Now look what mean pig do!
Matt: Erm, whose idea was it to bring the only thing to rival Discord in sheer magical insanity?
B.W.Pig: *has apparently stopped aiming and is throwing spells around for the fun of it*
Don Pianta constantly getting caught in the crossfire during the battle at the Rogueport airport.
Flora being terrorized by Luigifan's Durant, which has no idea why she finds it so scary. (Though it becomes a Tear Jerker when the reason is revealed.)
Johnathan falling for Matt's bacterialillusion and trying to weaponize it, only to end up looking like an idiot when Lucy's only reaction is wondering what the hell he's trying to do.For a bit more context... Johnathan is the only one who can see the "bacteria" and their effects. So once the "transfer" is complete, Johnathan sees the bacteria consuming Lucy's body, but nothing is actually happening to her. Lucy, Annie, and Marcus are initially scared and freaked out when Johnathan claims that Lucy is being devoured by the bacteria, but their reaction changes to confusion once the bacteria fail to manifest themselves.
Synder, Entegra, and Matt's reactions to Margaret's backstory, serving as very nice comic relief from the Tear Jerker nature of the backstory itself.
Entegra: DEAR LORD!
Annie freaking out at the sight of BillStuffner, who actually means no harm this time.
"Atta girl, Lucy!" (It's funnier if you know where the quote's taken from.)
Garcia's Celebi, desperately searching for a way to save Lucy from being transformed to ice by The World, goes to the future to look for ideas, and ends up watching Frozen. It then returns to the present and tries to convince the Rescue Squad to employ the Curse Escape Clause that saved Anna in the movie. The Rescue Squad is... skeptical. (And outright enraged and disgusted by the idea of putting Lucy's prepubescent sister in harm's way.)
Rudy: ...Unfortunately, Mysto still tries to kill Dandelion on a regular basis... So we have to constantly keep an eye on her.
Dandelion: *nods gravely* That purple hedgehog is really scary! I have to constantly be alert to make sure she doesn't hit me with her glowing green balls! note Dandelion is referring to AvadaKadavera... She's aware of the spell's name, but doesn't know that she should also use the spell's name to refer to the projectiles that it releases. She does know that it's extremely deadly, though - Rudy and Tulip let her know about that.
Luigifan: *falls off his chair laughing when Dandelion mentions "glowing green balls"*
Annie: *having just wandered into the room* ...Dandelion? I think you might want to phrase that a bit differently...
Dandelion: Huh? Why not? ... *suddenly gets it* Oh... It's because balls have something to do with that "sex" thing you guys don't want me to know about, isn't it?
Dandelion: *oblivious to the shock of the grown-ups* Should I have said "orbs" instead?
Tora is drinking in a bar (which is inexplicably underground), and downs her entire glass (both figuratively and literally) upon seeing the wacky chase occurring outside.
Then Matt accidentally blows the bar up.
Flora — or, more accurately, the last mini-Flora that survived being attacked by Necrodeus — raiding the ruins of the bar for food to bring back the other mini-Floras. This results in the original mini-Flora getting completely hammered in the process, to the utter exasperation of Flora's heroic heart (which was earlier stated to be Flora herself, or at least her conscious mind).
Eggman throwing a hissyfit over the correct usage of the words "theory" and "hypothesis".
Garcia's epic analogy.
Luigifan: Remember that time Pommy bonked Artemis on the head with a Bible? And then Mighty tried to bash her skull in with it? In retrospect, it was actually kinda funny. Shame Artemis nearly died, though. Or is it?
Garcia: *Garcia promptly begins berating Luigifan for his lack of tact.* And once again, you demonstrate about as much respect for the current conversational topic as Genghis Khan did for the concept of monogamy.
A certain anatomical fact about canines makes the nearby conversation much more awkward. note Canines, including foxes, have a "knot" of flesh on the penis that becomes swollen and engorged with blood when the penis is erect. This prevents the penis from being pulled out of the vagina once copulation begins; the erection must subside (which, considering that this happens during copulation, usually involves ejaculation) before the penis can be removed.
Wrapsodi pulling the "Look Behind You" trick on Lily. Lily actually falls for it and begins to look around the area in a paranoid panic, oblivious to Wrapsodi running away. Needless to say, Lily feels like an idiot upon realizing that Altair wasn't actually in the area.
Luigifan's absurdly minimalist synopsis of the plot of Persona 4, followed by Shadow's deadpan reaction, after Boar suggests the TV world as a way to get rid of Wrapsodi.
Luigifan: Basically, some murderer was throwing people into televisions and letting their own subconscious flaws kill them off. Also, mysterious fog. The guy who looked like the murderer was framed by some crooked detective. Oh, and it turned out that the whole thing was masterminded by a gas station attendant who was actually the Japanese deity Inzanami testing humanity.
Sonic trying to run back to the Hidden Palace with the Master Emerald, only to be weighed down and miss his first jump.
Pommy scaring the hell out of Lily by letting Luigifan's Volcarona out of the PC. Volcarona has no idea what's going on, and upon finally figuring it out, just goes back into the PC while muttering about taking pity on Lily.
Lindsay setting up several boxes full of tarantula-hawk wasps around Green Manor.
The big argument just before the battle for Albion.
Maya: If you didn't want to be used as training for a guardian angel, then maybe you shouldn't have been such a huge jerk! I'll draw it out so you understand. *Maya doodles Tulip and Lily* Once upon a time these two girls ventured out into the world of technology. *Doodles Tulip and Lily marrying their spouses* They married some dudes and learned all sorts of things. *doodles the Injun-Hunter, he looks really dumb* Then the big bad racist showed up. He claimed all the land belonged to his people, even though the people didn't care. *doodles herself being given orders by Galaxia* So sensei instructed me to come to this universe and KICK YOUR ASS! *the last page has Maya punching the Injun-Hunter in the face* And then everyone but you lived happily ever after. *bashes the Injun-Hunter in the face*
Tora: Whoo! Violence!
Boar: Stop being a "bro", Tora.
Maya traps the Injun-Hunter in ice and then carves the ice in such a way that he is now in a stereotypical Native American outfit.note The Injun-Hunter is a serial killer who targets Native Americans. He is very unpleased by the irony.
Luigifan: *Luigifan, who has been desperately trying to hold in laughter as he watched the Injun-Hunter making a fool of himself, now completely loses it and drops to the ground, convulsing in laughter.* I know love conquers all, but this is completely ridiculous!!! The feared Injun-Hunter, vicious and remorseless serial killer, defeated by sappy romance!!!! Now this is what I call a fairytale ending!!!!
Lillian blasting Phillip when he questions her and Patrick's relationship. Repeatedly.
Phillip, refusing to take the hint, ultimately gets himself knocked unconscious.
"Love at First Blindsight"
Luigifan unwittingly instigatinga decibel-fest by yelling at Charmy. Unfortunately, Tulip and her newborn son Horizon, both of whom are very sensitive to loud noises, get caught in the middle. This leads to frantic attempts to end the shouting, which only make the noise levels even higher.
Anya's suggestion for how to get one's bearings in a cornfield.
Ben: Getting out of a cornfield is simple, you just pick a direction and choose. We should be back with the rest especially soon.
Anya: And it's go even faster if we set the corn on fire!
Ben: Personally, I'd rather live, Anya.
The Pichus trying to hold a funeral for Tora, who was sent to the Pikachu Cave by Matt after being paralyzed by wasp venom. The kicker? They somehow found Boar and brought him to the Pikachu Cave to perform the eulogy.
How William and Serena arrive. They accidentally come in through a portal Luigifan opened. Followed by a mafia car that was chasing them. The car promptly crashes.
Luigifan: *opening a portal to Westside Island* Can we just get to Linus's place already? *Just then, two biker foxes - a female fox and a male hedgefox - come crashing through the portal. Followed by a car full of mafia goons. The bikes manage to swerve, but the car wipes out and crashes into a nearby wall.* The hell-
Lindsay: *facepalm* William and Serena pissed off the mafia again?!?
William: Hey! Our latest package turned out to be something they didn't want delivered!
Lindsay: Every other package you two deliver turns out to be something the mafia doesn't want delivered.
Serena: True. Hey, thanks for opening that portal right in front of us. We probably wouldn't have gotten away from those goons without your help.
Luigifan: You're... welcome...?
Later, Luigifan opens another portal, and another mafia car comes through. And crashes.
Luigifan:Just how badly did you piss off the mafia this time?!?
Later still, Luigifan opens another portal and peeks through to find a mafia helicopter hovering overhead.
Collin's suggestion for how to deal with the mafia.
Collin: I vote we raid the "hammer" base and have an awesome explosion ridden movie made about it. With a sex scene between the two guys who just showed up. Will and overly complicated name girl.
Luigifan letting Xerneas out of its Pokéball... in Boar's house. Ceiling damage ensues.
Boar: Are you always this dumb or are you playing stupid to get on my nerves?
Boar disapproves of Matt and Tori's relationship. Tori disapproves of Boar's disapproval. Boar is oblivious.
After Luigifan explains a vision Sonja had (which perfectly predicts a future event in "Esther Bio"), Boar asks Luigifan if he's on hallucinogens.
Boar: If a man talks about you're [sic] sister marrying a man and then their daughter being chased by one of their friend's son and it involves the man trying to make your sister marry the man then make their daughter fall in love with the friend's son but fails completely, you don't take his word for it, you question it!
Shortly after Boar vows to "tear [Sonja's] dream to pieces" and Luigifan interprets this as a vow to kill Dream (Sonja's not-yet-born daughter), this exchange occurs:
Boar: *To Luigifan* What in the nine hells are you talking about? We are talking about dreams of the future, not the dreamer's daughter. Honestly how do you confuse the word dream for a person?
Pommy sends Flora a racy picture... of a girl tied up and about to be eaten by a spider. note No, notAll Webbed Up, tied to a chair. Why? Probably because the person who drew the picture found the latter kinkier than the former. Or, to abbreviate that, who knows? Flora, being arachnophobic (and scared of arthropods in general), promptly faints.
Lindsay scaring Legault half to death by explaining why she is completely unimpressed by Pommy trying to scare her with a picture of a girl Strapped to a Bomb.
The X-Nauts blowing up the ceiling of Tori's house in an attempt to kill Tulip.
Luigifan trying to convince Boar to accept Matt and Tori's relationship by revealing the events of "Pay Day", only for Boar to staunchly refuse to believe that they happened.
Matt actually takes Boar's side on the argument when reminded that his future self dealt with the Avascular Mass spell.
Boar claiming that Garcia's Celebi is a fake.
Nessie trying to help Luther build a time machine. She... doesn't really help...
Matt and Tori reference the Blues Brothers.
Matt: "Ugh, the HSC."
Tori: "I hate the HSC."
Knuckles and Sonic argue with each other after a failed scouting attempt.
Matt whines about his bad luck at Mario Kart, and is rightfully called out on being more worried about a videogame than Rebecca's sisters.
The comedy of errors at the Aran Islands, culminating in Knuckles causing a small landslide and getting himself concussed by it (to Julie-Su's immense displeasure).
The running gag of Sonic being less than happy with Luigifan's choice of meeting areas.
Luigifan steadily getting himself in deeper and deeper trouble with his family over the course of the story, culminating in nearly crippling the investigation by accidentally making his extended family think he's retarded.
And it actually gets even worse from there.
Linus almost strangling Donovan O'Toole for sleeping with his daughters. Never mind that he only did it so that the Happy Sperm Club wouldn't pummel them.
A flashback reveals that Sonic put a stop to Enrico Pucci's plans to restart the universe completely by accident.
The Sundering of the Fourth Wall. It must be read to be believed.
The maid deduces that Dream is developing a crush on Damien, and Dream immediately gets defensive.
Dream eventually admits to having a crush on Damien, to Sonja's horror and the maid's amusement. The maid then immediately proceeds to point out that Dream would be wasting her time by trying to claim Damien as her boyfriend, since, as she puts it, "[Dream would] be beaten out by a candy bar."
"Full moon empty stomachs"
Matthew Prower running headlong into the wall of the Mokarays' house and knocking himself out after being startled by Saru.
Due to pommyman screwing up a post and Luigifan taking it at face value, the Prowers think that Tora, not Saru, was the one who threatened to eat Matthew. This leads to Tora showing up, completely drunk off her rocker, and proceeding to make outrageously inappropriate (and hilarious) comments.
Tori: *to her children, who are insulting Matthew and Annie* I can't believe I raised all of you to become so critical and thoughtless towards others. Matthew spying on us may have been wrong but you don't need to take it out on Annie.
Tora: Yeh, jus pown Madfew an ged on wif lief.
Tori: That is horrible advice.
Uma's reactions to being hit on by Matthew Prower.
Uma attacking Matthew after he accidentally peeks up her skirt.
Tora: You are now a woman Uma.
Tori: Beating up stalkers has nothing to do with physical maturity!
Artemis: *is quivering with anger* You... Child molesting... Psychotic... Murderer! You're going to prison! No trial! No excuses! And I am going to watch you get shanked to high hell before i finally tear out a messily devour your soul for this and I mean your SOUL!!
Dream's constant inappropriate remarks are great for a laugh.
Inu: *waits for Matthew to recover before speaking* Were you by any chance using this attack to further your lewd goal of taking away my sister?
Uma: *seems to only view Matthew in a slightly better light*
Priscilla: Be proud dear foolish Matthew, your desire for four year olds allowed you to do something actually useful. But next time use more flattery.
Uma: This moron could flatter me for a year and I'll still find him undesirable. *to Matthew, but not facing him* I have no interest in obsessive book dumb foxes.
Matthew Prower being freaked out by Priscilla's Precocious Crush on him, only made worse by Dream explaining it to him in the most awkward way possible. Artemis, needless to say, is horrified. And Priscilla herself doesn't help.
An adult Priscilla helps Luigifan finally understand a strange message he received with the hidden message "Help Ophillia my daughter". Luigifan is raring to save the incorrectly named girl, only for Priscilla to reveal that child services already gave custody of Ophelia to her.
Luigifan: ... ... ...I have no idea how I should feel about this.
After Miriam gets way too awkward with Ne (including talking about her breasts), Ne gropes Miriam in an effort to "unlock the beast within". Miriam promptly faints. And then, after waking up, tries to get him to grope her again. And then Cassandra shows up, thoroughly pissed off and demanding to know who molested her daughter.
Mildred yells obscure hints at Dream for several turns on how to get rid of Blake. When Alen asks where she gets all the air for yelling:
Then, after Matthew lets go of Uma and gets up to yell at Luigifan over the stinkbomb, Matthew is nearly driven to tears by his own rant and tries to hug Uma again. Uma steps away, resulting in Matthew hugging Janine instead.
Janine:Holy crap this is tight!!! No wonder Uma hates being hugged by you... Let me go! I can't breathe!!!
Uma immediately proceeds to verbally thrash both Matthew and Luigifan. Which is followed by Matt physically thrashing Matthew.
"In your base, drinkin' your booze"
Pommyman had no idea how to continue after Luigifan18's vague post. So instead he starts with a short paragraph of Nessie worrying about Damien.
Dream continues to be a one-girl comedy squad, and with the first half of the roleplay focusing on her, she has a lot of great moments. Highlights include:
Performing Link's arm-twist throw from Soul Calibur 2.
Dream making Lydia freak out by claiming that Damien is going to eat her after the X-Nauts take her hostage. She does get taken hostage, but all that happens to her is some broken ribs and crushed hands courtesy of the maid.
All the while, Nessie keeps telling Dream that Damien wouldn't do that because he'd get sick and start vomiting people left and right, and when told how bad adding holy to the raw live meat would be...
Nessie: "Lydia would smell very bad... Hee hee. Holy vomit."
Dream hugging Damien as though she's going to make out with him on the spot after the battle's end, only realizing what she's doing when Lydia reminds her that she's late for class. She then hastily gets up and walks away.
The characters' reactions to the back half of the Astarte manor exploding. Especially Dark Matt.
D.Matt: *walks around to the backyard* And just exactly who...DESTROYED THE HOME I BUILT?!
Sunlight initially doesn't understand why Justin doesn't like him. When he figures it out, he alternates between trying to defend his desire for Lydia and completely dismissing Justin's concerns, both of which only piss Justin off further.
Luigifan: I'm not sure what to think of this, to be perfectly honest. Sunlight and Lydia have never met before, Justin reminds me way too much of Boar right now, and Sunlight sounds like he's about to follow in the footsteps of Don Quixote.
Luigifan making the situation several times worse by reassuring the group that it could be worse — namely, that Torch could be drunk and/or rambling about "making beautiful firebird babies". Keep in mind that Torch is 9 and Inu is 5.
Torch and Sunlight's father, Silver the Hedgehog, showing up just as Luigifan makes the aforementioned comment. Hilarity Ensues.
The best part is that Sunlight's hairdo almost exactly resembles Silver's. So Yuga is really mocking Silver's hair.
Yuga taking offense to the heroes' first impression of him. Which does not help said impression in the slightest.
Justin: ...Uh, the doors just closed behind us. I think this guy's supposed to be our next boss fight. Never mind that he looks utterly ridiculous.
Yuga:RIDICULOUS?!? *angered* How dare you? I am the very visage of perfection!!!
*You can practically hear the crickets chirping as all of the heroes look upon Yuga's so-called "perfection".*
Justin: If you consider that to be perfection, you must have some very strange standards.
Yuga revealing up front that he has absolutely no interest in Mysto or her plot — regardless of the fact that she resurrected him after what Link did to him — and is only guarding the tower because he has nothing better to do. At least until he sees Flora.
When Yuga takes an interest in Flora, she initially thinks that he's hitting on her.
Phillip panicking as Yuga fixates his attention on Flora and gets increasingly creepy.
Flora basically ignoring Yuga's fixation on her, insisting that she doesn't have time for him. At least until he turns her into a painting.
Sunlight calling Yuga creepy, which prompts Justin to glare at him in a fashion accusing him of hypocrisy.
Sky's reactions to Mysta vowing to kill him for interfering with his plans for Torch's death. He ends up breaking into Mysto's tower and draining the kelpie's pool almost completely by accident, then punches the kelpie out of the tower. What really sells it are his lines.
Sky: *while punching the kelpie out of the tower to stop it from eating Torch* Bad horse!
Torch, upon regaining consciousness and being told about what Sky did, immediately proceeds to hug him, declare her undying gratitude, and kiss him repeatedly.
Tora's reaction is also comedy gold.
Kelpie: *lands unconscious next to Tora*
Tora: Uh... Someone care to explain what the heck just made it rain a horse?
Uma: Oh wonderful Matthew... For rescuing me you have earned the right to stop caring about me as a person while I prepare myself to become your bride. Is not what you are getting. Outdated concepts such as making me your property simply because you saved me won't work on me. All it does is prove that you are selfless. Not that I have to marry you.
Matthew: *to Sonic and Noah, while removing Wrapsodi's webbing from Uma and unwittingly touching her in inappropriate ways in the process, and also making the mistake of speaking about her as though she's notright in front of him* I know full well what this looks like, and rest assured, I'm not actually making any moves on [Uma] - I think I need more time to grow up before doing that. Well, that, and I need to train my brain more. But... when I saw her in trouble... I know, she's not going to be that impressed... but still... I can't just let Uma die. I love her, Uncle Sonic. And I know I'm not worthy of her yet. But I'm trying my best, and someday... I swear, someday, I will be. That day is not today, and it will not be tomorrow. It will not come for several years. But I am preparing myself. And I will eventually make myself worthy to take Uma as my bride.
Noah: *sweatdrop* Matthew? You really shouldn't have said that out loud...
Matthew: Why not?
Sonic: *sweatdrop* You do know she's still right in front of you, right?
Matthew: What? *Matthew looks down at Uma, who has a very skeptical (and slightly frightened) expression on her face.* *blush* Eep! *Matthew quickly resumes untying Uma.* Damn, Wrapsodi wrapped you up tight... Don't worry, I'll have you out of that webbing in a few minutes. Uh... forgive me for being so earnest... Um... Uh... Yes, I meant all that - the good and the bad... about myself, I'm talking about myself! You're wonderful!
Noah: *Noah sighs and runs off to fetch Anastasia so she can heal Uma properly.*
Luigifan: *arriving along with Kirby, Saru, Esther, Priscilla, Mighty, Galaxina, Morgan, Mordred, and Meta Knight* Atta boy, Matthew! *thumbs-up* We overheard the entire thing!
Matthew: *Matthew looks up and realizes that the new arrivals include Saru, Esther, and Priscilla (who look angry, exasperated, and heartbroken, respectively).* Oh God... *extremely nervous* Don't hurt me!
Mordred: After everything Michael, Esther, and I said to you... You're still going after her?!?
Matthew: Er... Sort of. I'm not "going after her" just yet... I just stepped in to stop Wrapsodi from killing her. I'm going to work towards becoming smarter and more competent before trying to win her over again. And I know I can do it - I'm the son of Miles "Tails" Prower, after all!
Sonic: *chuckling* That's the spirit, kid.
Luigifan: *thumbs-up* Atta boy, Matthew!
Matthew: *facepalm* God help me. How can I become smarter when I'm surrounded by idiots?
Even better, pommyman didn't realize he was pointing out any Unfortunate Implications. As far as he knew, she was simply overreacting to him trying to be selfless.
Uma's reluctance to show Matthew any gratitude for saving her life.
Uma: *to Matthew* ... Mature or not, I have no intentions of marrying you. Friendship is the start and end of this relationship.
Esther: Yeah, Uma, don't you think you're forgetting something?
Esther: No, something less related to love. Something your mother told you to say when someone helps you. Like say, what Matthew just did right now?
Uma: *mumbling* Thank you.
Esther: Urgh, you are insufferable... He saved your life simply to save your life this time. He's not trying to force you to marry him this time.
Priscilla being driven to tears by Matthew's determination to earn Uma's love. Not because it's heartwarmingnote Uma insists that she'll never love Matthew, while Matthew insists that they're both too young for that claim to carry any weight, thus making it painfully awkward, but because Priscilla herself wants him.
Matt steals Collin's thunder by using an EX Burst on an already defeated Snake-Jawnote The being possessing Maxmillian, causing Collin to lament that now no one will find his birthday joke funny.
Saru believes that Jonah is the guy she's been trying to work up the courage to talk to at school. One of her first actions is to ask Luigifan if he's into "T" or "A". As Luigifan has no understanding of the lingo, she simply yells out to ask whether he is into breasts or butts.
After narrowly avoiding creeping out Jonah, Alison assumes out loud that he's into DFC.
Luigifan doesn't know what this means either, so Alison tries to explain, only to be interrupted by Saru stomping on her foot.
Dark Matt trying to end the fight with a Game Face, only for it to pick right back up when Charmory claims that Dark Matt's not that scary and pokes fun at Myla for being terrified.
Matt threatens Miriam with a "nice game of Slender", scaring Miriam badly and confusing Cassandra. When Luigifan explains what Slenderman is, Cassandra is outraged at Matt for using him to threaten Miriam.
Dark Matt trying to end the argument, only for it to pick right back up. And the argument also prompts similar arguments between Phillip and Flora (which ends on its own) and Luigifan and Kirby (which doesn't).
Meta Knight: They're all behaving like children.
Damien Astarte unexpectedly arrivingjust as Dream has put her foot in her mouth regarding her crush on him. Dream promptly faints.
Monstro is listed as one of the reasons why Damien is anti-humanitarian.
Uma upstaging Matthew when he tries to personally defend Priscilla. And then proceeding to explain that she's trying to drive Matthew away by making him useless.
Uma then proceeds to be extremely mean to Matthew, while Priscilla tries to defend him.
Luigifan approves. Matthew and Uma do not. Justin is just exasperated. And as for Lydia, she's kinda on the fence about it, but doesn't hesitate to point out that she noticed said crush instantly.
Luigifan had been calling Ben to inform him of what was happening to Esther. Due to several miscommunications, Ben briefly thinks that Luigifan killed Esther. Thankfully, the misunderstanding is cleared up before it escalates to violence.
Justin and Lydia's reaction to Archer Kirby's ability to completely avoid all harm simply by hiding beneath cardboard cut-out camouflage.
Nikolai is dumped into a cell with some criminals with some... less than criminal qualities.
Inmate 2: I've been banking on getting out through good behavior and I'm still stuck in here.
Inmate 1: You got a life sentence Frank. People don't like it when you kill the president.
Inmate 2: If they didn't want me killing the president, then why were they saying he should go die?
Inmate 3: Because you're an idiot.
The inmates' response to Nikolai explaining why Leila dropped him in the prison.
Inmate 1: Kid. You're an ***.
After Carnation protests Nikolai's imprisonment by pointing out that not only is it unlawful, his parents don't know about it and will file a missing persons search, Artemis calls them to tell them about it. Carnation is unamused.
Lydia, Ivy, and Sky consistently being a step behind the Prowers and Astartes, and Justin being two steps behind Lydia.
Gardon's reactions to Justin making death threats against Prince Sunlight.
Dream enthusiastically hugging and kissing Damien after being rescued, to Damien's confusion.
Torch learns of the truth about Sky's "courage" due to the Maid using Eustace's Mask.
Though sad, Torch then rants about how Sky needs to be courageous for them to be an item, but Ivy just questions why she can just magically claim a boyfriend and that makes it true.
Ivy yells at Torch for calling Sky a baby, driving Torch to tears. Sunlight retaliates by throwing a fireball at Ivy's feet, intending to startle her. Justin, however, completely overreacts and begins beating the crap out of Sunlight.
The introduction of Mickey,
Matthew once again puts himself in an unfortunate situation with Uma.
Mickey's antics with Torch.
Matt mimics Avdol and uses his power over fire to stop Mysto's fire attacks, and answers her shocked reaction with Avdol's Gratuitous English.
Matt: "Yes! I am!"
Tori: "Dear... That's not exactly a full sentence."
After Uma crosses a terrible line and makes Matthew go into a despair coma, Katelyn tries to get her and the rest of the Mokarays to apologize by messing with their emotions. Hilarity Ensues.
The best part of it is probably Saru acting like a stoner.
Matthew and Torch's displeasure at everyone trying to get them to be a couple.
Ivy reminding Justin that absolutely nothing happened to her while everyone was fighting Mysto.
Mickey Falls for Ne's rubber Mouse trick almost immediately.