Many of the treasures and their descriptions. Here are a few:
Back Massage Coupon: "A fine, fine gift from a loved one, but a terrible, terrible gift from anyone else. If a stranger gives you one, it's probably a scam. Best to run away."
Grizzled Prospector Candy: "These lovingly handmade candies contain large pieces of real gold. Give them to your beloved and watch the teeth fly."