Funny / Walker, Texas Ranger

  • In "Behind the Badge", Trivette, who's being interviewed for a documentary show, complains that Walker busting people steals the spotlight from him. This exchange follows:
    Walker: What am I supposed to do? Stop arresting people?
    Trivette: No, just... keep it down.
  • In the crossover episode with Martial Law, Walker and Sammo interrogate a guy on the street. Walker threatens that if the mook doesn't tell them what they want to know, he'll have Sammo give him a "Chinese pretzel". The man spills his guts, not wanting to get pounded on. After telling them what they wanted, Sammo hands the guy a literal pretzel.
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