Derpy: "What's going on? What's wrong with Soldier?"
Medic: "Ze world's STUPIDEST medical condition."
It became a game of cat-and-mouse, almost. Nightmare Doctor would try charging in, teleporting in, anything to get at Engirarity. But she would always be a step ahead, quickly reloading and repairing damage to her Dispenser or Sentry, seemingly anticipating wherever he would appear, as if some part of her was paranoidly watching around her at all times.
In another universe, RED Spy briefly felt a strong sense of pride he couldn't explain. He quickly decided to just savor it and go pester RED Sniper.
When Pyro accidentally destroys Trixie's hat, all the BLUs treat it as very Serious Business.
Spy: "I would have figured zat you would have befriended Rainbow Dash first, instead of Pinkie Pie."
Pinkie shook her head, shocked. "She(the Administrator) sounds like a big ol' stinky meanie of a meanie-pants," she said. "I don't like her one bit. I don't think I'd ever throw a party for her, and I threw a party for that meanie Gilda after she scared Fluttershy."
A universe away, the Administrator felt like someone had just payed her a sublime compliment. She treated herself to one of her finer cigars as a reward.
Rainbows are spicy, Scout found that out the hard way.
Thunderlane getting stared down by the entire BLU team for daring to claim hats are stupid. And hiding behind Blossomforth. Even the RED team, who might we remind you are in another universe, stare down at Thunderlane through the spot where the BLU Team vanished.
"...Why are we staring at this spot again?"
When Rarity's parent's subject everyone to their awful cooking, Heavy takes charge to straighten things out and make a proper meal. Highlights include:
Masky Pegasus corrupts Heavy. The result is Nightmare Cuddles, whom looks like a giant plush alicorn. Everypony except for Medic, Soldier, and an understandably confused Masky Pegasus are thoroughly amused by this , as Cuddles is pretty passive, singing and dancing with Pinkie Pie.
Soldier doing a drill sergeant routine for the Zap Apple jam jars in chapter 14, feeling foolish until he starts getting into it. Plus, in the same chapter, Pyro's antics when she decides to intervene.
To help fight Gray Mann's robots, RED Soldier decided to create a fake Mann Co. base to lure the robots there. RED Spy tells him that the robots are not going to fall for it. The robots come anyways. This results in Spy simply standing there, refusing to acknowledge that Solider was right.
As revealed on the author's Tumblr, the fate of Flash Sentry: it's revealed that he is actually a sexual predator, who wanted bragging rights of having slept with an alicorn. When this came to light, Shining Armor had a "long, civilized talk" with Flash before reassigning him to the farthest military outpost in the Frozen North.