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The anti-gravity ray
- Black Hat is trying to sell a anti-gravity ray, too bad that Flug created an anti-gravity device instead:
- Meanwhile Black Hat and Flugg were floating, Demencia somehow managed to get in the room, with the only motivation of EATING the device .
- Black hat solution of his gravity problem? ordering Dementia to turn off the device.
- Demencia then makes a very familiar reference of certain villain.
Demencia: aaaallll float.
- 5.0.5 enters the room confused, only to get stressed out by Black Hat orders and he proceeds to devouring the gravity device. Black Hat's reaction is priceless.
Black Hat: I hate you all.
- Black Hat is selling a security system, then he proceeds to kill a Blue Jay who lands on his fence, said bird looks like Mordecai from Regular show.
- The House of Black Hat is a giant Black hat.
- Said house also has a plane crashed in the roof.
- The principal security system of Black hat consist of various giant weapons, a enourmous drill, missile launchers, a cannon and for some reason, a kraken and a giant stereo.
- The fact of Flug forgetting to make a turn off button for the security system is pretty hilarious, especially since now, Black Hat can threat the not so athletic Flug to turn it off MANUALLY.
- The first phase of Dr. Flug's exterior security system involves a small army of laser-spewing drones, the next is a flaming hellscape, and the last involves a bunch of schoolchildren mercilessly pelting the intruder with snowballs.
- Said childrens are the animated (and younger) version of the crew behind villainous.
- 5.0.5 is eating an ice cream but he accidentally drops it. Black Hat restores the ice cream with his powers, only to make the ice cream come to life and scare 5.0.5, then he proceeds to make the ice "scream" to dead.
The shrinking ray
- Dr. Flug makes a shrinking ray and Black Hat decides to test it in middle of the commercial, the test subject? 5.0.5.
- Black hat having fun with the shrinking ray.
Flug: So....you liked it?Black hat: of course i do, YOU IDIOT!
- The shrinking ray has a grow function, when Black hat gets distracted by Flug, he accidentally grows 5.0.5 to a titanic level, this only makes him more happy since he can sell 5.0.5 services as a weapon of mass destruction.
The Medusa device
- Black hat literally threatening the villains (or the viewers) to buy his product at the beging of the short:
Black hat: Greetings! This is Black Hat! Here to introduce—and buy it OR ELSE—in my catalog! The medusa device!
- Black Hat reaction of his first Statue, even the newspaper in the background supports him!
Black hat: Whats this?! i dont look like that!
- Black Hat trying to make a new statue, the key word is "trying" since 5.0.5 and Demencia also want to use the machine:
Black hat: Get away you idiot! I will show you how is done!(the machine makes a statue of Black Hat using a trident with Flug, Demencia and 5.0.5 bound in chains)Black hat: MUAHAHAHA *beat* HUH?!?5.0.5: (markiplier bear sounds)Black hat: WHY YOU LITTLE!?Flug: I-I will fix it sir!Black hat: Better! Although...(the machine makes a statue of a buff Black Hat, bridal carrying Demencia)Black hat: WHAT?!?!Demencia: (sexy groan)Black hat: BLASTED!!!
- After Black Hat, Flug, Demencia and 5.0.5 starts to push all the buttons of the machine, the medusa device proceeds to create......certain statues, a statue of Dr. Flug posing like a soccer player (Cuauhtémoc Blanco), a statue of Black hat as "the Man Attacked By Genii", Black hat as the Lincoln momument, a statue of Demencia looking like "the thinker", 5.0.5 eating Leonardo Di Caprio (and his Oscar), Demencia and a pair of racoons, Flug with his doctorates and 5.0.5 doing a jojo pose.
- At the end of the short Black hat not only fails to make his statue, he also gets the most adorable, cute and tastes like diabetes, then he proceeds to rip off his face in a act of rage.
The Note of Destruction
- Demencia is playing her electric guitar, interrupting Flug experiments, then Black hat appears with a giant, Evil, pipe organ and proceeds to destroy everything with only playing one note, nothing of this is funny.......at least until is revealed that everything was burned to the crisp, with Flug losing his glasses and 5.0.5 his eyes (still this is played for laughts)
The Perception of Evil
- The Dr. Flug creates a device capable of making the most evil things become real. The most evil thing that Flug can imagine? A sandwich (with too much mayo).
- Black Hat takes the device and creates the most evil think that he can imagine, HIMSELF!
Black hat: It works! The most evil think was me! and here i am.Black hat 2: Hello good sir.
- 5.0.5 takes the device and the hilarity ensues:
Black hat 1 Y 2: 5.0.5! PUT THAT DOWN!5.0.5: (markiplier bear sounds) *creates a Monstruous black hat, screams and runs away in fear, throwing the device*Monstruous black hat: (takes the device and creates earl)(Banjo sounds)Earl: HujujijahuhaBlack hat 1, 2 and Flug: (disgusted expresion)
- Who also needs to take the device? Demencia of course!
Demencia: Four Black hats!Black hat 1 Y 2: GET OUT OF HERE DEMENCIA!!!Monstruous black hat: (monstruous roar)Earl: out of my blight! (Proceeds to eat Flug evil sandwich)Demencia: (Demencia takes the device) I want my own!Flug: Demencia dont!(Demencia creates buff Black Hat)Buff Black hat: (starts to doing poses) Flug, Get my evil lotion, FOR MY EVIL AWESOME BODY! (Dementia hugs him) The most evil thing i could think, is leaving the audience wishing for more......me!