* In ''The Toy that Saved Christmas'', one of Buzz-Saw Louie's many catchphrases is "Billy has more toys than you!", leading to this exchange when all the kids go to beg their parents for Buzz-Saw Louie dolls:
-->'''Kid''': Billy has more toys than me!
-->'''Dad''': (visibly confused) Who's Billy?
-->'''Kid''': I don't know, but he has more toys than me!
** Also, after Bob, Larry, and Junior crash their sled into the snow. Bob is stuck in the snow ''upside down.''
-->'''Bob''': Mousetrap.
-->'''Larry''': What?
-->'''Bob''': I wanted to play Mousetrap. You roll your dice. You move your mice. Nobody gets hurt.
** This later gets a {{Shoutout}} in "The Story of St. Nicholas" where, after a wild chase scene involving [[ItMakesSenseInContext the origin of Santa's sleigh]], Nicholas expresses thankfulness for the snow, wished into existence by Larry. When Larry remarks on this to Bob, who's in the same position as the above scene, mutters "Mousetrap..."
** Also, during the Christmas Spectacular, Larry breaks the news to Bob:
-->'''Larry''': It's about the film, Bob.
-->'''Bob''': (Cautiously) ...What about the film, Larry?
-->'''Larry''': ...I can't find it.
-->'''Bob''': ...What did you say?
-->'''Larry''': The film. I can't find it. I looked everywhere! It's just... Gone!
-->'''Bob''': ...Larry?
-->'''Larry''': ...Yeah, Bob?
-->'''Bob''': ...''This is network television.''
-->'''Larry''': I know. (Smiles stupidly at the camera)
-->'''Bob''': '''DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET A NETWORK TO TURN OVER AN HOUR OF AIR TIME TO A BUNCH OF VEGETABLES!?'''
-->'''Larry''': Uh... Pretty hard?
-->'''Bob''': ([[{{Angrish}} Voice-crack-y, exasperated screech that vaguely resembles a "yeah"]])
* The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.
-->'''Mr. Lunt:''' I think you look like Cap'n Crunch.
-->'''Pa Grape:''' Huh? No, I don't!
-->'''Mr. Lunt:''' Do too.
-->'''Pa Grape:''' Do not!
-->'''Mr. Lunt:''' You're making me hungry.
-->'''Pa Grape:''' Alright, that's it! You're walking the plank!
-->'''Mr. Lunt:''' Oh yeah? Says who?
-->'''Pa Grape:''' Says the captain, THAT'S who!
-->'''Mr. Lunt:''' Oh yeah? Aye Aye, Cap'n Crunch!
* The Silly Song "Endangered Love". [[RebusBubble Larry + Manatee plushie = Pure hilarity.]]
** What really sold it was Bob's reaction. "Maybe you should read a book..."
** "But now I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all! And you can't come because [[ForWantOfANail you don't speak French.]]"
* The lampshading of the lack of appendages in ''Dr. Jiggle and Mr. Sly''.
--> "'''THE FEET!'''"
* ''Esther...The Girl Who Became Queen'': "The punishment should be...[[CoolandUnusualPunishment banishment to The Island of Perpetual Tickling]]!"[[note]]This becomes a FunnyAneurysmMoment when the FridgeHorror kicks in. See the [[NightmareFuel/VeggieTales Nightmare Fuel page]] for that.[[/note]]
** Also the [[DreadfulMusician "Lost Puppies"]] song.
** After a failed assassination attempt:
--> '''King Xerxes:''' "[[NightmareRetardant Why is there a]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint piano]]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint on my cake?]]"
* "His Cheeseburger." It's a love song about a cheeseburger. As you may expect from the series, it is nothing less than a barrel of laughs.
* "[[BreakingTheFourthWall Did you]] [[DoubleTake say]] ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSf0iRCxKUQ trouble?]]''" And the [[{{Slapstick}} scene]] with the head scallion immediately afterwards.
* In ''Madame Blueberry'', when Bob and Larry are hysterically crying over the outcome of the story:
-->'''Larry:''' Hold me, Bob.
-->'''Bob:''' I would if I could, man!
* ''Larry-Boy and the Rumor Weed'', [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] the show's cast of plants:
-->'''Laura''': You? You're a ''talking weed!''
-->'''Rumor Weed''': I'm a talking weed, you're a talking carrot. Your point was?
-->''*Laura and Jr. give each other a look*''
** Not to mention the ''[[http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/larryboy/images/9/9e/Rumor_Weed.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120709050940 design]]'' of the Rumor Weed itself.
* In the song, "Donuts for Benny," when said dog eats too many donuts, he begins singing and tossing Mr. Lunt around!
--> "Waltz me around again, baby,\\
Around, around, around!\\
These donuts are dreamy, their filling is creamy,\\
Oh, don't let my feet touch the ground!\\
I feel like a ship on an ocean of joy!\\
I just want to holler out loud, 'Ship ahoy!'\\
Waltz me around again, baby!\\
Around, around, around!"
* In ''The Toy that Saved Christmas'':
-->'''Louie:''' ''*cuts through ropes*'' Okay! Everybody who's got hands, start tying!
-->''*Bob and Junior look confused and Larry stares at Louie like he's gone crazy*''
-->'''Louie:'''...that'd be me.
* The various ways Bob tries to avoid listening to the "What We Have Learned Today" song, only to fail every time. In fact the closest he ever came was cutting Larry off in "Rack, Shack, and Benny" when he was in the sink:
--> '''Larry:''' (singing) And so we know that God's word is for everyone, now that our song is done, we'll take a- ''*Bob turns on the sink*'' HEY! That's cold!
** The best part is the evil smile on Bob's face right before he turns the sink on.
* "The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down With All the Bananas". The whole thing, but the ending in particular. After the Englishman and the Swede refusing to share with each other leads to an awkward silence, the silence is finally broken by one of the inhabitants of one of the hills:
-->'''Philippe:''' You guys are ''not so bright!''
** It gets even better afterwards when they try ''working a lesson'' into it. They can't even figure out how to turn Qwerty on, and start ''using keyboard combinations'' in a vain attempt to power it on. [[spoiler:They finally just give up and hold up a piece of cardboard that has "''Don't Be Selfish''" written on it.]]
* All of Paco's stories. All of them.
* Larry's part of the theme song:
-->Cauliflower!
-->Sweet and sour!
-->[[OneOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Half an hour!]]
* The Silly Song "Monkey".
-->'''Larry:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint If it's a nickel or a salad or a pillow, if it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey, it's an ape!]]
** When they finally find what they're looking for: [[spoiler: A cow.]]
-->'''Larry''': It's a monkey!
-->'''Bob''': Larry, [[spoiler:that's a cow]].
-->'''Captions''': NOT A MONKEY
* Mr. Lunt being forced into playing Ophelia. "I think we're going to get letters about this."
** [[{{Irony}} And the Big Idea crew never got a single letter.]]
* When the house is about to break under its weight in "Madame Blueberry", Bob and the title character both grab motorized shopping carts to race back. Larry hops into a small basket and makes very slow sliding movements. The FlatWhat look on one of the poor family's faces is simply priceless.
** From the same scene, Bob wonders out loud if his cart can go any faster. He notices a red button and pushes it, tilting back expecting turbo speed... Until it turns out it just prints a pizza coupon. His reaction is probably the greatest AsideGlance ever.
* ''Oh Santa.'' Particularly, how Larry lets a viking and a bank robber into his house, but slams the door on an IRS agent. The look he gives [[AsideGlance the camera]] after that makes it even better.
* Heck, every Silly Song in general.
** "Gated Community." The people in the Gated Community spend the whole song singing about how great their community is and [[FailedASpotCheck not noticing Larry's ball]] as he attempts to get it back.
** And most of the things we should tune in next time to hear.
** From "Larry's High Silk Hat":
---> '''Larry:'''[[ItMakesSenseInContext "A great big squash just sat upon my hat!"]]
** "The Yodeling Veterinarian of the Alps," most prominently Larry tries to soothe an injured bear by ''yodeling'' at it. It goes about as well as you would think.
* The water buffalo, and Archibald's PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad.
--> '''Archibald:''' Stop it! Stop right this instant, what do you think you're doing!? You can't say everyone's got a water buffalo when everyone does ''not'' have a water buffalo. We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's ''my'' water buffalo? Why don't ''I'' have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis So Stop. being. so. SILLY!]]
** And then at the end of the song when Larry begins singing, "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo...", Archibald yells and runs into the scene, tackling Larry.
* The entire DVD commentary (by Mr. Lunt and Larry) for ''WesternAnimation/JonahAVeggieTalesMovie'', from "Socks and Stripes" ("Highly regarded in France", says Mr. Lunt) to the casting of ''the '''whale'''''.
* Jimmy and Jerry Gourd trying to host the show in "King George and the Ducky" while dressed as Bob and Larry is entirely hilarious by itself, which then leads up to this exchange:
-->'''Jimmy:''' Look, Jerry, er, Larry! In the letter we got from Jimmy who lives near Texas somewhere, he said that his friend Jerry was selfish! That's what it said, remember?
-->'''Jerry:''' ''[Now angry, as his Larry mask falls off]'' You wanna piece of me?!?
-->'''Jimmy:''' Hey! Whoa! Aw, man! You're the one that said 'Jerry'! I was gonna-
-->'''Bob:''' Hey! What's going on in there?!?
-->''[[[OhCrap Jimmy and Jerry become afraid when they hear Bob's voice]], while Jerry worriedly looks around before putting his mask back on, upside-down.]''
-->'''Larry:''' Yeah! What are you guys doing?!?
-->'''Jimmy:''' Uh, hi! I'm Bob the Tomato!
-->'''Jerry:''' And I'm not selfish!
* During ''The Ultimate Silly Song Countdown'', the countdown machine breaks down, and Pa Grape tells Larry and Mr. Lunt to make up a song to stall for time while he tries to fix it. They decide to make a song out of a ''Chinese takeout menu.'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVUfcVjYXS8 The result must be seen to be believed.]]
** The "fortune cookie" at the end:
-->'''Larry''' ''[reading]'': "Beware of grape with wooden mallet."
* "The Forgive-o-Matic". Especially the end, where the scallion [[spoiler:proceeds to try and sell a ''Chia'' Forgive-o-Matic.]]
* In ''The Star Of Christmas'', Cavis (Bob) elatedly explains to Millward (Larry) that, "in this modern age", it's important to give audiences what they've never seen before:
--> '''Millward:''' ''(Elated gasp)'' You got a ''monkey'' that can ''yodel''!?
--> '''Cavis:''' ''[[DisapprovingLook No,]]'' [[DisapprovingLook Millward...]]
* The endless parade of gags in the climax of ''The Star Of Christmas'':
** "Look! We're bankers!"
** Later:
--> '''Millward:''' ''(As he makes a turn)'' Hey! I think I know a short cut! ''(As they go off-screen)'' Through the Crystal Palace!
--> '''Everyone else:''' ''(Off-screen)'' ''MILLWARD!''
--> '''Millward:''' ''(Off-screen)'' Never mind...
** That gag is even funnier if seen from the script maker's point of view: When everyone was reviewing the script, a page ended right after Millward's first line in that gag, making everyone think they ''were'' going to crash through the Crystal Palace, scaring the Big Idea crew ([[labelnote:Explaination]][[RebusBubble Non-]]''Creator/DreamWorksAnimation'' [[RebusBubble 3D software + Thousands of tiny glass shards =]] '''[[ComicBook/ALittleSomethingSpecial !!!!!]]'''[[/labelnote]]). It was so notable that it was brought up again in the ''King George and the Ducky'' DVD commentary.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6pC3EoIgnw The VeggieTown Greetings from Bob and Larry.]] Highlights include:
** The Veggietown Theme Song.
** Larry's Campaign song.
--> '''Larry:''' Vote for me! Vote for me! Vote for me vote for me vote for me-
--> '''Bob:''' Eeeh, that's not very catchy, Larry. Besides, you have to tell people ''why'' they should vote for you.
--> '''Larry:''' No problem! How's This? Vote for me! Or you'll be sorry! Cause I'll put mustard in your oatmeal [[MotorMouth andmakenoiseslikeasickcatwhile]] you're trying to sleep!
--> '''Bob:''' F-f-f-''forget the song'', Larry. What's your platform?
** Larry's Badge.
--> '''Larry:''' I probably should pin it on my shirt except for I'm not wearing a shirt. I guess I could put it on my- '''OW!!!''' Forget that.
* Charlie Pincher's cameos in ''The Ballad of Little Joe''. All [[RuleOfThree three]] times, he is shown on a mountainside overlooking Dodgeball City as someone/some veggies are yelling/being very loud. We hear an echo of the yell, which causes a [[ButtMonkey cascade of dodgeballs to fall on him]], trashing everything he set up. Even funnier? The last time, the hot dog he was cooking ''somehow still stands!''
* Blind Lemon Lincoln, attempting to get Larry to sing the Blues properly, sings this:
--> '''Lincoln:''' My sweet creamy icecream, '''I DON'T CARE ABOUT NO COOOKIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!''' ''*smashes Larry's cookie with guitar*'' Now try it again.
* When bit-character [[InteractiveNarrator Lutfi, "The teensy-weensy cucumber"]][[note]] (who is implied to be (And, in a later episode, is indeed) a sock puppet made by Khalil) [[/note]] tells the story of Maewynn Succat, who would later become St. Patrick, we get this gem:
--> '''Lutfi:''' Maewynn grew up as a normal little boy. He went to school, he played, he went to church. And, he was [[BreaqdMilkEggsSquick captured by pirates]].
--> '''Maewynn Succat:''' Wait a minute. [[LampshadeHanging That's not normal!]]
--> '''Lutfi:''' If you were ''too'' normal, you would not have a holiday named after you!
--> '''Maewynn Succat:''' Good point.
** Maewyn is also not enthusiastic about his birth name or the rename to [[FailOSuckyName Pigboy]]. The latter prompts a comment about how "Maewyn Succat has a rather nice ring to it."
* In the opening countertop segment for ''Noah's Ark'', Bob and Larry lampshade the redesigns they've been given (they're the same designs as the base-breaking ''[=VeggieTales=] in the House'' series). Larry then says they have to address the elephant in the room, as if to outright say they have new designs... only to actually address a ''real elephant''.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAD4fRY9N5U The Animated Outtakes to Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie]] are undoubtedly hilarious, in the vein of Pixar's outtakes.
** Case in point: When Dad Asparagus is steering the runaway bus in the opening, a certain someone is in place of the underwear on the clothesline:
--> '''[[spoiler:[=LarryBoy=]]]:''' Hey, guys! What's up?
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSQCcZXR2LQ Digital Dailies]] are basically a roll of footage of the digital rendering process and mistakes during the Jonah movie -- with Larry, Mr. Lunt, and Khalil commenting through the entire thing.
** After seeing an animation error with Junior's eyes:
--> '''Mr. Lunt:''' "Do we know how to make movies? Actually? We're never gonna get this movie done if we have so many technical and biological difficulties."
** After seeing another animation error with a Laura's mouth suddenly growing unnaturally large:
--> Also '''Mr. Lunt:''' "Was she animated by some ''[[WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow Ren and Stimpy]]'' animator or somethin'?"
** After seeing Pa Grape in all black:
--> '''Mr. Lunt:''' "See, this is why you shouldn't film on JohnnyCash day."
** Also during the digital dailies, Larry and Mr. Lunt take a dig at Disney:
--> '''Larry:''' "Our next movie could be ''Khalil and the Magic Cheese Curl''. Would that be a good one?"
--> '''Khalil:''' "I think that will be a wonderful idea."
-->'''Mr. Lunt:''' "Sounds too much like TheSmurfs to me."
-->'''Larry:''' ''(starts singing in tune to ''[[{{Disney/Aladdin}} A Whole New World]])'':'' "A Whole New Cheese Curl..."
-->'''Mr. Lunt:''' ''(starts to sing the same tune)'' "Don't hold your curl."
-->'''Khalil:''' ''(starts protesting)'' "You are making fun of me!"
-->'''Larry:''' ''(starts singing in tune to ''[[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Part of Your World)]]'':'' "I want to be part of that cheese curl!"
* Toward the end of Dance of the Cucumber, after Bob assumes that Larry is making fun of him for unable to sing, he gets mad and starts chasing after Larry, saying, "Alright, that's it, señor! Come over here and let me sing ''you'' a song!"