Funny / Vangers

• If you bring something wrong to escave. Like cirt. Counselor's face is priceless.
• If you bring Valorin/Heroine to Zeekatuha.
• If you ask Boorawchick "What is Buro counselor?" and you're an agent, he'll say "The Buro is me". Remember his "To Buro:"?
• Counselor's reactions to Mechanic Messiah or spuMMy.
• "One divided by one makes one. One times one makes one. One plus one makes one. One minus one makes one." Yes, Parapheen is not mathematician.
  • Well, he got right two of four.
• "SI EREHW HAISSEM CINAHCEM, TCEJBO EHT???". I am WHAT?
• Boond with shrub in VigBoo:
  Boond! Shrubs must be shipped to Ogorod!
  Boond! Ogorod is where you must ship the shrubs you have on you!
  Boond! What you have in your bay must be driven to Oboorez!
  Boond! You should carry to Oboorez what you've got in your bay!
  To the Buro: Requesting an increase in my cirt allowance for the harmful work - Boonds are obtuse nowadays.
• What is P-beam counselor [Boorawchick]? (Bound)
  Repeat your question louder. To Buro: Boorawchick has been provoked. Keeping cool and alert.
• [Who or] what is Boorawchick counselor [Boorawchick]? (agent)
  Boorawchick is the one who got bored with your stupid questions.
  • He tells something useful to bound and commissar.
• [Who or] what is Oboorez counselor [Boorawchick]? (agent)
  Old and stupid. He is loyal to the Buro, however.