Funny / Vampire: The Masquerade

  • A botched roll can be this (Or a huge Oh, Crap! moment), depending on the GM. Options include, but are not limited to, accidentally hitting yourself in the face, biting a street lamp, coming to the conclusion that furry four-legged animal is a caterpillar, ...
    Player: So, I've figured out I'm either a vampire or a ghost, and now know that I drink blood, have no reflection, and would be burned by sunlight, so I'm trying to figure out which one I am. (Botches the roll)
    GM: (deadpan) You're a werewolf.