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* This doozy.
-->'''Undercover Brother:''' Are you telling me there really is a "Man"?
-->'''Conspiracy Brother:''' What do you think? Things don't just happen by accident! Sometimes people - mostly ''white'' people - make things happen!
--> '''Undercover Brother:''' So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation NBA]] really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?
-->'''Smart Brother:''' Absolutely!
-->'''Undercover Brother:''' Then the entertainment industry really ''is'' out to get Creator/SpikeLee?
-->'''Conspiracy Brother:''' Come on, man! Even Music/{{Cher}}'s won an Oscar! ''CHEEEEER!''
-->'''Undercover Brother:''' Then [[Creator/OJSimpson O.J.]] really didn't do it?
-->[''[[EveryoneHasStandards everyone looks away and mumbles]]'']
-->'''The Chief:''' We... we ain't got time for this!

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* This doozy.
The main intern at the BROTHERHOOD a secret spy organization dedicated to protecting black people the world over is the TokenWhite Lance. DaChief admits that they were forced to hire him because of affirmative action.
* Undercover Brother learns that there actually is a world-wide conspiracy to oppress black people. Although as to what extent it's responsible for ''all'' their ills...
-->'''Undercover Brother:''' Are you telling me there really is a "Man"?
-->'''Conspiracy
"Man"?\\
'''Conspiracy
Brother:''' What do you think? Things don't just happen by accident! Sometimes people - mostly ''white'' people - make things happen!
-->
happen!\\
'''Undercover Brother:''' So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation NBA]] really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?
-->'''Smart
chance?\\
'''Smart
Brother:''' Absolutely!
-->'''Undercover
Absolutely!\\
'''Undercover
Brother:''' Then the entertainment industry really ''is'' out to get Creator/SpikeLee?
-->'''Conspiracy
Creator/SpikeLee?\\
'''Conspiracy
Brother:''' Come on, man! Even Music/{{Cher}}'s won an Oscar! ''CHEEEEER!''
-->'''Undercover
''CHEEEEER!''\\
'''Undercover
Brother:''' Then [[Creator/OJSimpson O.J.]] really didn't do it?
-->[''[[EveryoneHasStandards
it?\\
[''[[EveryoneHasStandards
everyone looks away and mumbles]]'']
-->'''The
mumbles]]'']\\
'''The
Chief:''' We... we ain't got time for this!



-->'''Undercover Brother:''' Behind every great black man...
-->'''Conspiracy Brother:''' Is the police!
-->'''Smart Brother:''' A bunch of slow, white athletes!
-->'''White She-Devil:''' Cute butt.
-->'''Lance:''' Probable cause.

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-->'''Undercover Brother:''' Behind every great black man...
-->'''Conspiracy
man...\\
'''Conspiracy
Brother:''' Is the police!
-->'''Smart
police!\\
'''Smart
Brother:''' A bunch of slow, white athletes!
-->'''White
athletes!\\
'''White
She-Devil:''' Cute butt.
-->'''Lance:'''
butt.\\
'''Lance:'''
Probable cause.
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-->'''Undercover Brother:''' Are you telling me there really is a "[[TheMan Man]]"?

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-->'''Undercover Brother:''' Are you telling me there really is a "[[TheMan Man]]"?"Man"?



'''TheMan''': That Feather went out like a sucka. Punk-assed bitch played himself. Let's bounce, dog!

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'''TheMan''': '''The Man''': That Feather went out like a sucka. Punk-assed bitch played himself. Let's bounce, dog!

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-->'''Conspiracy Brother:''' Come on, man! Even Cher's won an Oscar! ''Cher!''

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-->'''Conspiracy Brother:''' Come on, man! Even Cher's Music/{{Cher}}'s won an Oscar! ''Cher!''''CHEEEEER!''



* Lance's reaction to [[BerserkButton being called a ''sissy''.]]

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* Lance's reaction [[UnstoppableRage reaction]] to [[BerserkButton being called a ''sissy''.]]


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* Everything about the "Caucasian Vision" procedure. It ends with him screaming "CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD! CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD!!" after reacting with horror to stuff like ''Series/MurderSheWrote'' or ''Theatre/{{Riverdance}}'' as if they're some sort of unbearable BrownNote to a black person.
-->'''Undercover Brother''': ''[[Film/TheSixthSense I see white people...]]''
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* Lance starts freaking out about the secret lair counting down to self-destruction. UB slaps him twice to make him gather his with (DIG IT. DIG IT HARD!) Lance quietly calls him "Daddy".

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* Lance starts freaking out about the secret lair counting down to self-destruction. UB slaps him twice to make him gather his with wits (DIG IT. DIG IT HARD!) Lance quietly calls him "Daddy".
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* Lance starts freaking out about the secret lair counting down to self-destruction. UB slaps him twice to make him gather his with (DIG IT. DIG IT HARD!) Lance quietly calls him "Daddy".
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* Anything [[ConspiracyTheorist Conspiracy]] [[InsaneTrollLogic Brother]] says, but that's no surprise as it's Dave Chappelle. Particularly his assertion that George Washington Carver made the first computer [[CloudCuckooLander "out of a peanut."]] And his reason for never using the word "good."

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* Anything [[ConspiracyTheorist Conspiracy]] [[InsaneTrollLogic Brother]] says, but that's no surprise as it's Dave Chappelle. Particularly his assertion that George Washington Carver made the first computer [[CloudCuckooLander "out of a peanut."]] And his reason for never using the word "good."this gem:
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* Basically anything Conspiracy Brother says, but that's no surprise as it's Dave Chappelle. Particularly his assertion that George Washington Carver made the first computer [[CloudCuckooLander "out of a peanut."]] And his reason for never using the word "good."

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* Basically anything Conspiracy Brother Anything [[ConspiracyTheorist Conspiracy]] [[InsaneTrollLogic Brother]] says, but that's no surprise as it's Dave Chappelle. Particularly his assertion that George Washington Carver made the first computer [[CloudCuckooLander "out of a peanut."]] And his reason for never using the word "good."
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* Conspiracy Brother discussing the prevalence of the BlackDudeDiesFirst.

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* Conspiracy Brother discussing the prevalence of the BlackDudeDiesFirst.BlackDudeDiesFirst trope.

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--> '''Undercover Brother:''': So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation NBA]] really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?

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--> '''Undercover Brother:''': Brother:''' So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation NBA]] really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?



-->'''Undercover Brother:''': Then the entertainment industry really ''is'' out to get Creator/SpikeLee?

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-->'''Undercover Brother:''': Brother:''' Then the entertainment industry really ''is'' out to get Creator/SpikeLee?



-->'''Undercover Brother:''': Then [[Creator/OJSimpson O.J.]] really didn't do it?

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-->'''Undercover Brother:''': Brother:''' Then [[Creator/OJSimpson O.J.]] really didn't do it?



-->'''Conspiracy Brother:''' Is the police.
-->'''Smart Brother:''' A bunch of slow, white athletes.

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-->'''Conspiracy Brother:''' Is the police.
police!
-->'''Smart Brother:''' A bunch of slow, white athletes.athletes!


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-->'''Conspiracy Brother''': Lemme tell you something about the word "good", brotha... "Good" is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word "go-od", meaning the absence of color, I.E.: "it's all good", which it is, or "Film/GoodWillHunting" meaning "I'm hunting niggas"! So if you say "good morning" to me, you're saying: "I'M GONNA KILL YOUR BLACK ASS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING"!!!
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-->'''Undercover Brother:''' Are you telling me there really is a '[[TheMan Man]]'?

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-->'''Undercover Brother:''' Are you telling me there really is a '[[TheMan Man]]'?"[[TheMan Man]]"?



--> '''Undercover Brother:''': So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The NBA really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?

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--> '''Undercover Brother:''': So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The NBA [[UsefulNotes/NationalBasketballAssociation NBA]] really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?



-->'''Undercover Brother:''': Then the entertainment industry really ''is'' out to get Spike Lee?
-->'''Conspiracy Brother:''' Come on man! Even Cher's won an Oscar! Cher!
-->'''Undercover Brother:''': Then O.J. really didn't do it?
-->[[[EveryoneHasStandards Everyone looks away and mumbles]]]

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-->'''Undercover Brother:''': Then the entertainment industry really ''is'' out to get Spike Lee?
Creator/SpikeLee?
-->'''Conspiracy Brother:''' Come on on, man! Even Cher's won an Oscar! Cher!
''Cher!''
-->'''Undercover Brother:''': Then [[Creator/OJSimpson O.J. ]] really didn't do it?
-->[[[EveryoneHasStandards Everyone -->[''[[EveryoneHasStandards everyone looks away and mumbles]]]mumbles]]'']

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