Undercover Brother: Behind every great black man...
Conspiracy Brother: Is the police.
Smart Brother: A bunch of slow, white athletes.
White She-Devil: Cute butt.
Lance: Probable cause.
"Oh shit, it's Macy Gray with porkchop sideburns!"
Basically anything Conspiracy Brother says, but that's no surprise as it's Dave Chappelle. Particularly his assertion that George Washington Carver made the first computer "out of a peanut." And his reason for never using the word "good."