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  • Conspiracy Brother discussing the prevalence of the Black Dude Dies First trope.
    Conspiracy Brother: A movie? C'mon man! Why, so I can fall in love with a cute black man that teaches white people everything they know about the shrimp industry before they kill him 30 minutes into the movie? Huh? Hey, why don't you walk down that tunnel, black man? Hey Black Man, turn on the generator, there's dinosaurs out there! Hey Black Man, look out! He's got a gun!
    Gets shot in his bullet-proof vest
    Conspiracy Brother: Oh, I'm hit! But my vest caught it, bitch! Yes! I'm alive!
  • The main intern at the BROTHERHOOD a secret spy organization dedicated to protecting black people the world over is the Token White Lance. Da Chief admits that they were forced to hire him because of affirmative action.
  • Undercover Brother learns that there actually is a world-wide conspiracy to oppress black people. Although as to what extent it's responsible for all their ills...
    Undercover Brother: Are you telling me there really is a "Man"?
    Conspiracy Brother: What do you think? Things don't just happen by accident! Sometimes people - mostly white people - make things happen!
    Undercover Brother: So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The NBA really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?
    Smart Brother: Absolutely!
    Undercover Brother: Then the entertainment industry really is out to get Spike Lee?
    Conspiracy Brother: Come on, man! Even Cher's won an Oscar! CHEEEEER!
    Undercover Brother: Then O.J. really didn't do it?
    [everyone looks away and mumbles]
    The Chief: We... we ain't got time for this!
  • Sistah Girl and White She-devil's fight. With a healthy dose of Pass the Popcorn. And the condoms.
  • Da Chief turns to a framed picture of Danny Glover behind him as he says, "I'm getting too old for this shit."
  • Mr. Feather's progression of using more and more Jive Turkey lingo, culminating in this exchange.
    Mr. Feather: (After being denied entry to the helicopter for failing) Hey! Don't go dissing me!
    The Man: That Feather went out like a sucka. Punk-assed bitch played himself. Let's bounce, dog!
  • Lance's reaction to being called a ''sissy''.
  • This final conversation:
    Undercover Brother: Behind every great black man...
    Conspiracy Brother: Is the police!
    Smart Brother: A bunch of slow, white athletes!
    White She-Devil: Cute butt.
    Lance: Probable cause.
  • "Oh shit, it's Macy Gray with porkchop sideburns!"
  • Everything about the "Caucasian Vision" procedure. It ends with him screaming "CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD! CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD!!" after reacting with horror to stuff like Murder, She Wrote or Riverdance as if they're some sort of unbearable Brown Note to a black person.
    Undercover Brother: I see white people...
  • Anything Conspiracy Brother says, but that's no surprise as it's Dave Chappelle. Particularly his assertion that George Washington Carver made the first computer "out of a peanut." And this gem:
    Conspiracy Brother: Lemme tell you something about the word "good", brotha... "Good" is an ancient Anglo-Saxon word "go-od", meaning the absence of color, I.E.: "it's all good", which it is, or "Good Will Hunting" meaning "I'm hunting niggas"! So if you say "good morning" to me, you're saying: "I'M GONNA KILL YOUR BLACK ASS FIRST THING IN THE MORNING"!!!
  • This:
    Conspiracy Brother: What the fuck? Chief! I've never seen this bitch in my secret agent classes! I'm still paying the loans off, man! I sleep on a pissy mattress! I ain't got good food to eat! I borrow money for my weed! I quit! That's it. Y'all ain't got Conspiracy Brother Jones to kick around anymore! Give me a pillow case... I'm joining the Klan!
  • The fact that the self-destruct sequence only happened because Conspiracy Brother walked up to a button labeled "ATOMIC CORE" and just pushed it to see what it would do.
    Conspiracy Brother: My bad!
  • Lance starts freaking out about the secret lair counting down to self-destruction. UB slaps him twice to make him gather his wits (DIG IT. DIG IT HARD!) Lance quietly calls him "Daddy".

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