Funny / Undercover Brother
- Conspiracy Brother discussing the prevalence of the Black Dude Dies First.
Gets shot in his bullet-proof vest
Oh, I'm hit! But my vest caught it, bitch!
Yes! I'm alive!
- Sistah Girl and White She-devil's fight. With a healthy dose of Pass the Popcorn.
- Lance's reaction to being called a ''sissy''.
- This final conversation:
Undercover Brother: Behind every great black man...
Conspiracy Brother: Is the police.
Smart Brother: A bunch of slow, white athletes.
White She-Devil: Cute butt.
Lance: Probable cause.
- "Oh shit, it's Macy Gray with porkchop sideburns!"
- Basically anything Conspiracy Brother says, but that's no surprise as it's Dave Chappelle. Particularly his assertion that George Washington Carver made the first computer "out of a peanut."
- And his reason for never using the word "good."