Funny / Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception

• At the beginning when Marlowe first confronts Nate and Sully after a bar fight, she puts away her umbrella while it's raining outside. Nate doesn't hesitate to make this comment:
  Nate: Oh, careful now — wouldn't want you to melt.
• Cutter referring to Marlowe as "Scary Poppins".
• Sully, Elena, and Drake have come across a secret entrance without any guns.
  Sully: Not going down there without some hardware.
  Elena: Go talk to that rug merchant we just passed.
  Sully: Guns, weapons!
  Elena: He's not really a rug merchant.
  Sully: (Realising) Ohhhhh.
  Sully returns with a pair of sawed-off shotguns and hands one to Elena, leaving Drake weaponless.
  Sully: (off Nate's look) What? He only had two.
• In the flashback with kid!Nate, blink and you'll miss it, but when Sully sets down a beer and a fizzy fruit drink with lunch, the kid reaches for the beer first.
• Most things that come out of Cutter's mouth are hilarious, especially when interacting with Nate.
  • His almost girlish reactions to enclosed spaces are also a sight to behold.
• This little gem from the Syria level: Having just escaped a trap in France and raced half-way across the world expecting to find their colleges captive or dead, Drake and Sully find Chloe and Cutter alive and unharmed.
  Drake: We thought you were dead! We haven't been able to reach you in 24 hours!
  Cutter: Oh that reminds me, I need to top up my minutes.
  Drake: (Beat) You're using a pre-paid phone?!
  Cutter: Mate, those contract deals are a complete rip-off! (Drake looks at Chloe)
  Chloe: What? Mine's broken.
  Drake: Again?!
• It's dark, but:
  Nate: (with complete and grim seriousness) Listen, you can torture me all you want -
  Rameses: (face lighting up) Okay!
  Nate: Uhh, but, I don't -
  • Same conversation also gives us this
    Rameses: Where is Iram of the Pillars?
    Nate: I don't know, buddy.
    Rameses: You insult me!
    Nate: (exasperated) You're a pirate!
    Rameses: (nods eagerly) And a good businessman! Show me some respect!
• Towards the end of the final chapter, when Nate inadvertently causes the entire city of Ubar to collapse:
  Sully: Three goddamn bullets?! How the hell did you do this with three bullets?! Holy shit!
• "So then the guy says: 'Well, you better tickle mine too, 'cause now I gotta catch the Goddamned thing.'" Oh, Sully.
  • Similar moment:
    Nate: You do realize you make everything sound dirty.
    Sully: I do?
  • And the payoff:
    Sully: Well, at my age, a bird in the hand, you know?
    Chloe: Ew.
    Nate: You see?
    Sully: Alright, alright!
• Nate and Sully's reunion after Sully supposed "death". Nate points a gun at him and questions how he's supposed to know whether Sully's real or not. Sully just walks up to him, takes the gun, flicks Nate on the nose and then tells him never to point a gun at him again.
  • Made even funnier when you consider that the nose flicking is likely how he may have disciplined Nate when Nate was a kid.
• Nate commenting that a clapped out old rustbucket is Sully's first car. Made even funnier because Sully seems genuinely interested about it.
• This conversation on uncovering a well;
  Sully: Well, well, well.
  Nate: Heh, cute.
  Elena: What?
  Nate: Because it's a well.
• Chloe remarking that Cutter was "tripping balls".
• Nate's notebook has a sketch of a couple of objects he and Sully passed by (including what looks like an old popcorn machine) with WTF ARE THESE?! written underneath.
  • Keep in mind, these items are found in the Chateu in France, which is supposed to be part of the conspiracy around Iram Of the Pillars and is built on top of a Crusader-era crypt. But throughout the castle you stumble across a handful of items that stick out like a sore thumb such as a 1927 model car, a tacky piece of lawn art, the popcorn machine, and a sewing machine in the castle attic.
  • There's something extra funny about the fact that if you turn back to look at the object Nate calls a 'popcorn machine,' you see it is merely an ornate clock. This implies that despite taking the time to sketch it, Nate apparently failed to notice the clock face.
• A quick gag in the Yemen level. Nate is Parkour-chasing Talbot through the backstreets and ultimately into a hotel. Talbot runs through an open door, and when Nate follows, Talbot slams the door in his face and locks it. Nate, knocked off balance, staggers around and crashes through a different door - which opens into the same room.
  Talbot: Shit.
  Drake: (amused) Surprise, asshole! (chase continues)
• When Sully says, "This is why we can't have nice things."
• In a hilarious callback to the Marco Polo achievement in Among Thieves, jumping into the swimming pool on the deck of the pirates' cruise ship in the middle of a storm gives you the Marco Solo trophy.
  Drake: (nervous) Marco? ...Marco?
• One of the available melee animations when using a rifle is Drake tossing his gun into the enemy's hands to confuse him, punching him in the face, and catching the gun out of the air.
• At the end of a game, Sully takes out a ring from his pocket and hand it to Nate for him to give to Elena. Nate initially is under the impression that Sully wanted to propose to him.
• After the bathroom fight in the inn, Sully will have these two gems to say.
  Sully: You look like shit.
  Sully: Ugh... and smell like it.