- Betty impersonating Christina. She fails.
- Christina: I'm Scottish, not an Australian hooker.
- Daniel to Betty: “I'm sure your nephew's sick of the closet.”
- Ignacio getting turned on by Wilhemina... actually Wilhediva Hater, the drag-queen hired to impersonate her.
Justin: You need to talk to Grandpa, otherwise that's going to be your new step-mom!
- When Claire Meade is forced to take a knitting class, she turns up at Meade Publications with two knitted *things*, and hands off the pink piece to Daniel, and the black piece to Alexis. In a blink and you'll miss it moment while Claire is ranting, Alexis quickly swaps her piece with Daniel's, and nuzzles it.
- When Daniel suggests that their Christmas spread could focus on other seasonal holidays:
Wilhemina: Did you just gesture at me when you said 'Kwanzaa'?!
- During "Lose the Boss", when Betty is persuading Sofia to talk to Daniel:
Sofia: *search through purse, pulls out breath spray, starts coughing*Betty: What's wrong?Sofia: Perfume.
- Betty takes Daniel to a Karaoke restaurant.
Betty: *dragging him onstage* It's half off if you sing.Daniel: But I'm rich!
Betty: Not the puppy!