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Funny/TwoBestFriendsPlayLetsPlay2016[[labelnote:List of games]]''Naruto: The Broken Bond'', ''Metal Wolf Chaos'', ''Odallus: The Dark Call'', ''[=NBA2K16=] Livin' Da Dream'', ''XCOM2 Ironman'', ''Deus Ex Human Revolution'', ''Minecraft: Story Mode'', ''The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess'', ''The Punisher'', ''Dark Souls 3'', ''Chasing Dead'', ''Starfox Zero'', ''Nier'', ''Trials of the Blood Dragon'', ''Street Fighter V: Shadow Falls'', ''Catherine'', ''INSIDE'', ''Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven'', ''Disaster Report'', ''Omikron: The Nomad Soul'', ''Megaman X: Command Mission'', ''Castlevania: Lament of Innocence'', ''Silent Hill 3'', ''Killer Instinct Shadow Lords'', ''Sonic Unleashed'', ''Titanfall 2'', ''Dark Souls''[[/labelnote]]

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[[folder: Naruto: The Broken Bond]]
* Woolie decides that as this LP was made for him to suffer, he is gonna spoil parts of the story before they happen, such as [[spoiler: Choji's death--or rather the cop out of the clear death scene]].
* Pat, as in ''Soma'', advocates [[ImmortalityImmorality immortality at all costs]] when Orochimaru explains his [[BodySurf soul transfer process]].
--> '''Pat''': I want that jutsu so bad.\\
'''Woolie''': Murdering kids so you can have their body?\\
'''Pat''': [[BluntYes Yeah]]
* Woolie explaining a plot point he heard about [[spoiler:turning the moon into a sharingan.]]
--> '''Matt''': No, all of you stop talking.
* Multiple comparisons of Naruto's shadow clones and [[WesternAnimatio/RickAndMorty Mr Meeseeks]].
* A discussion of the worst filler episodes, with the discussion about Naruto's shadow clones turning on him while on a boat coming to the above.
* Matt delivering his best deapan line yet. Woolie can only sigh in response.
--> '''Pat''': What day is White Day?.\\
'''Matt''': [[spoiler:Every day.]]
* When a mission to hook [[DirtyOldMan Jiraiya]] up with a girl leads to beating up the girl's brother, it escalates from Matt saying how dumb it would be to ask the brother to be cool with it, to Woolie saying the brother [[BrotherSisterIncest is jealous that Jiraiya got in first]].
* After multiple pleas from Woolie to decelerate after having Naruto diarrhea on a baby, he makes the above incest joke, which triggers a good twenty seconds of Matt and Pat pointing out his hypocrisy.
* Amid the discussion of all the terrible things that teenagers would do with jutsus, Matt quietly points out that Neji [[PowerPerversionPotential can see through walls.]]
* The game starts with the end of the Chunin Exam and leads directly into Jiraiya and Naruto going to find Tsunade. This leads to the friends being disappointed that [[spoiler:the game is supposedly skipping Itachi showing up to the Leaf Village.]] As a result, when [[spoiler:Itachi suddenly appears in front of Naruto in the hotel]] at the end of part 3, they collectively ''freak the fuck out''.
* Pat's incredulous reaction to learning that Naruto used the [[spoiler:sexy no jutsu to defeat the first hokage]]
* Woolie shoots down Pat when he is about to pull out his manifesto on why ''Evangelion 3.33'' is a horrible movie.
--> '''Woolie''': Are you just taking your Twitter conversation into LP?\\
'''Pat''': Noooooooo. Don't blow up my spot!
* [[https://youtu.be/-plbwjxSln8?t=12m15s PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!]]
* While doing a mission with Naruto, Shikamaru, and Kiba, Woolie uses ramen to heal up the damage that the group took from a fight earlier in the video. He uses this right on the edge of a cliff, and when everyone sits down to have a bowl of ramen Naruto ''slips and falls into the water.''
* After returning to the Leaf Village, Woolie decides to have a friendly spar with Shikamaru. [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill Then he hits him with the Rasengan.]]
--> '''Matt''': "What the fuck?!" Like imagine him, he's like "What technique is this?!"\\
'''Pat''': [[BigWhy WHYYYYY?]]\\
'''Matt''': ''(as Shikamaru)'' It's so rough!\\
'''Woolie''': ''(also as Shikamaru)'' Where did you learn that?! Why did you--\\
''The Rasengan KO's Shikamaru, causing him to explode into loot.''\\
'''Matt''': YOU KILLED HIM!\\
'''Pat''': He's dead! He's fucking ''dead''!
* Potato Chip Ninjas.
-->'''Matt''': It's like, "WE BEAT OROCHIMARU!"\\
'''Pat''': Yeah, I know you beat Orochimaru, and now you're fighting the dastardly Potato Chip Ninjas.\\
'''Matt''': That's the strongest clan.
* Full graphic art of Mr. Snip Snip, with the screentip reading:
-->'''Mr. Snip Snip''': I see you went on a thirty minute racist tirade. Would you like to change that?
* Pat pending half of Part 17 drawing comparisons between ''Series/TheWire'' and Naruto characters.
* In part 18, Woolie realizes that the latest mission in a string of {{filler}} missions is actually based on a filler arc from the show; they then spend the next significant portion of the video substituting "filler" for random words in whatever they say.
-->'''Woolie''': Man, the worst arc is about that stupid sword!\\
'''Matt''': ''(laughing)'' Really?\\
'''Woolie''': ''Fuck''!\\
'''Pat''': And now we're in the worst arc based off of the worst arc.\\
'''Woolie''': Filler to the filler!
* Also in Part 18, the group cracking up as two random [=NPCs=] awkwardly watch Sasuke knock out Sakura as he leaves the village.
* Pats self proclaimed death in part 19
* In part 20, while they're doing the mushroom hunt Matt start going through his phone and looking up the crazy promotional stunts game companies (mostly Acclaim) pulled back in the day to advertise their games. Including the one where you legally name your newborn baby Turok for a year, or when they basically encouraged people in the UK to break the speed limit.
-->'''Matt:''' Watch as there's this Acclaim uber-fan who names his baby Turok while he has his grandpa's grave-
-->'''Pat:''' And he's...he's putting the baby Turok in the car and telling it to speed on October 11th, and then the baby will end up dying and put the fucking Shadow Man on it.
-->'''Matt:''' I'll get all three games!
* In part 22, Pat's disappointment in the game's depiction of the Sasuke retrieval arc reaches a head at the fight between Shikamaru and Tayuya. When Tayuya's Jutsu ends up amounting to a rhythm game with really janky animations, all he can do in response is [[LaughingMad start laughing uncontrollably.]]
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[[folder:Metal Wolf Chaos]]
* The group's baffled breakdown at the mission briefing that states Richard Hawk is ''sending American citizens into overseas white slavery''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Odallus: The Dark Call]]
* Matt and Liam end part one discovering a statue with a familiar phrase on the plaque: [[spoiler: [[TwinPeaks "Fire walk with me"]]]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:[=NBA2k16=] Livin' Da Dream]]
* Pat and Liam compare the [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment introductory cutscene]] to [[BarkleyShutUpAndJamGaiden Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden]].
-->'''Liam:''' ''(Referring to Steph Curry)'' Is that Hoopz?\\
'''Pat:''' Is it Vince Carter, Vinceborg 3000?
* When Woolie goes to customize Rage's shoes, he refers to them as kicks, prompting an epiphany from Pat.
-->"Oh, kicks means ''shoes''. Oh, that makes ''way'' more sense. It seems so obvious in hindsight."
* Pat compares the story to a discount ''[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas San Andreas]]''; Woolie responds that Cee Cee is too likable and needs to be in a cancer ward. This prompts riotous laughter from Pat and a lengthy discussion of how that point would change the story.
* Starring the Rage of Africa, the only giant black basketball player on the field.
** Woolie and Pat joke about how Rage's name would make commentators uncomfortable.
-->'''Pat:''' The Rage of Africa seems to be dominating basketball!
** Because the game often refer to players by last name, Rage is often labeled in-game as just "of Africa".
* Pat watching the cutscene's humor and whispering to Woolie: "Did Spike Lee go crazy?"
* After selecting a university for Rage, Liam remarks "[[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger The world refused to change]]", prompting a discussion of a plot where you have to time travel and pick different universities to get the best timeline.
* The college recruiters that come to the main character are so blatantly scummy that the Zaibatsu see an older white one and say "He still has slaves."
* Their reaction when the opposite star players are shown. As it remind them of Shadow of Mordor
-->'''Liam:''' You! You burned my face!
* When the agent Dom Pagnotti talks about how Vic can be a bad association.
-->'''Pat:''' You're gonna have to kill Vic. You should kill Vic, no matter your choice\\
'''Woolie:''' I think Dom is getting prepped up to do it himself.
* The discussion about mascots having to do their yiff as custom after a match.
-->'''Liam:''' You mean [[https://youtu.be/qt4bd1OaHTQ?t=22/ the chaos emerald?]]\\
'''Pat:''' (losing it) No, no no...
* In Part 6, Their reactions when they see Spike Lee insert himself into his own story by interviewing Cee-Cee as himself and ''driving her to end the interview with his tough, accusing questions''. Pat is legitimately disgusted, declaring it beneath even [[InsultToRocks David Cage]] to do.
-->'''Pat:''' There's a word for this, and its not a word I often use because it's misunderstood too easily, but this is ''tripe''.
* Everyone has a vocal dislike for Rage's girlfriend, especially and [[UncannyValley creepy-looking character model]].
-->'''Liam:''' NPC face is generous, her face look like a ditch.
* Their entire reaction to the ending, which features the ghost of [[TheScrappy Vic]] giving a ''[[CharacterFilibuster 7-minute long monologue about his life]]''. As the monologue continues and Vic talks about being brought up by Rage's loving family, they start to talk about how it's actively making Vic ''less'' sympathetic.
** Pat talking about how bullshit it is to have the ghost having a ghost-notepad to read the prepared text.
** The monologue ends with them hoping a bunch of NYPD officers in white will appear to take Vic down.
* Everyone is shocked by the live-action video conclusion with Spike Lee as it is even ''more'' self-indulgent than David Cage's self-insertions.
* During the characters celebration of Freq's free agency Pat summed their hype by saying "We are all rich".
* Liam calling the Italian stereotype agent Fetuccini Revolution.
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[[folder: [=XCOM2=] Ironman]]
* In episode one, the rules of the playthrough are established, being somewhat similar to the Nuzlocke run: [[FinalDeathMode whoever dies, dies permanently, and unlike the non Ironman mode]] SaveScumming [[FinalDeathMode isn't possible.]] [[NintendoHard It doesn't start well.]]
-->''One of Pat's soldiers is shot and killed almost immediately.''\\
'''Pat:''' *''Hysterical laughter''*\\
'''Woolie:''' What was her name?!\\
'''Pat & Liam:''' Who cares?\\
[[spoiler: ''Two of Pat's soldiers become panicked, causing them to [[FromBadToWorse begin acting at random.]]'']]\\
'''Pat:''' *''Laughing''* Oh god damn it!\\
'''Liam:''' [[OhCrap Fuck! Shit!]]
** This proves to be an EstablishingSeriesMoment for the LP, as it goes downhill from there.
* Woolie, unfamiliar with XCOM's story, tries to find the upside to the whole alien invasion thing and ends up sounding like a collaborator.
* Liam and Pat explaining why taking a 54% chance of success in hacking a tower is a bad move.
-->'''Liam:''' That's awful, Woolie! I'm gonna flip a coin, and if it's tails four guys with guns will all appear behind the couch.\\
'''Woolie:''' But if it's heads, you get some cool shit!\\
'''Pat:''' You get ''twenty dollars,'' Woolie.\\
'''Liam:''' You get a box of Cheetos and twenty bucks, exactly.\\
'''Woolie:''' But you ''really'' like Cheetos!
* The first Retaliation Mission has Pat once again forget to put the weapon upgrades on his guns, forcing him to, after having gotten to the mission site, ''fly back to the Avenger'' because, in lore terms, the team forgot their guns.
* Liam's unfailing optimism in Pat's soldiers regardless of how ridiculously, obviously impossible the missions get.
* Part 5 features two soldiers, at point blank range with a sectoid. Somehow Pat only has 45% accuracy. They both MISS. The second one literally has the rifle in the alien's mouth before firing.
** There ends up a stack of three bodies: the aforementioned sectoid, the aforementioned trooper that missed point-blank, and a stun lancer who attacked another soldier in the vicinity.
** The name of the operation? "Diamond Stank". Needless to say, the Zaibatsu was amused.
* Also in Part 5, the introduction of the [[spoiler: Avatar Project.]]
-->''Pat begins laughing crazily.''\\
'''Woolie:''' Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...what is ''happening''?
* Everything Woolie [[DistractedByTheSexy has to say about]] [[EvilIsSexy the Vipers.]] ''Everything''.
-->'''Woolie:''' I do believe they're called [[MemeticMutation "Snek"]], and I am all about Snek. Can we get a good look at it? Snek. Please.\\
'''Woolie:''' C'mooooooooooooooooon, Reptilian Titties!
* In Part 6, everything goes wrong.
-->'''Pat:''' This is my monthly thing of suppl- *''Red vignetting appears on the screen*'' what the fuck is that? ''What the fuck is that?!''\\
''Woolie laughs like a crazy person.''\\
'''Liam:''' Operation [[spoiler: [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Buried Misery.]]]]\\
''Everyone starts laughing.''
** Woolie's reaction to the Hidden Event.
--->'''Woolie:''' WHAT IS ''THAT''!? WHAT ARE ''YOU''!?
** And right after [[FromBadToWorse a domino effect of bad news just makes the situation look more and more hopeless]]. It gets so bad that Woolie starts thinking of new ways the game could possibly screw them over, finally declaring the aliens can now [[ThePowerOfTheSun summon the sun itself onto the battlefield as a unit.]] The game takes his words as a challenge and [[spoiler: the announcement of [[TheBadGuyWins "ALIEN VICTORY IMMINENT"]] shows up on the screen, followed by [[RaceAgainstTheClock an ominous countdown timer]], and the notice that the aliens can now SHOOT POISON from their guns.]]
--->'''Pat:''' Oh, great! [[spoiler: They're putting ''viper poison into their guns!'']]\\
''Woolie starts laughing his ass off.''
** Pat becomes literally unable to actually do any missions or prevent Advent from doing anything after all of his soldiers die.
--->''The Resistance Council sends Pat a new mission.''\\
'''Liam:''' Wait, what happens if you launch?\\
'''Pat:''' Let's see!\\
''When Pat launches the mission, the game zooms in on an empty hangar.''\\
'''Woolie:''' Yep.
** Operation Brutal Sky's complete and utter failure being started by one of Pat's soldiers [[WhatAnIdiot running in front of a window, revealing everyone to Advent.]]
*** At the end of the mission, it's revealed that [[spoiler: no one on Pat's team dealt any damage [[EpicFail throughout the whole mission.]]]]
---->'''Pat:''' ''*looking at the end of mission screen*'' Wow. ''Wow.'' ''WOW.''\\
'''Woolie:''' Have you ever seen that?
** Bradford's closing words as [[GameOver Project AVATAR]] nears completion:
---> '''Bradford:''' Commander, we have no more soldiers to deploy!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Deus Ex Human Revolution]]
* Matt mentions that during his year and a half of testing this game, one of the most noticable issues in the beta is everyone in the beginning walking sequence having completely rubbery faces just stretched over their heads instead of the faces in the retail release.
* Matt reveals he was on dildo duty for the game, meaning he had to note down all the dildos in the game so they could be removed for the Japanese release.
-->'''Pat''': "We discovered and defeated the dildos."\\
'''Matt''': Japan hates them.\\
'''Pat''': They hate them.\\
'''Matt''': "Why can't they use good, old-fashioned tentacles?" said Japan.
* Part 6 has them finally spotting Leticia. Pat ''makes a conscious effort'' to avoid talking to her.
* In part 7 the friends gain access to Jack O'Malley's stash, rigged with fragmentation mines. [[https://youtu.be/wku0o-tpQy8?t=817 At first Pat is going slow and easy, but when he picks up a cardboard box, the mines blow up in his face]]. Then he forgets about subtlety and gets blown up again.
** The pair comparing Adam's rather nonchalant death-groans upon being ''blown up'' to someone taking a shit.
* part 8 [[https://youtu.be/rTVEvfn5AsU?t=1412 "We're going to knock them out, non-lethally."]]
* In part 9 Pat going full [[https://youtu.be/XcEPu7zlDog?t=13m30s ghetto Luke Skywalker]] from the revelation that [[VideoGame/{{NarutoShippudenUltimateNinjaStorm4}} Naruto]] is a better fighting game than [[VideoGame/{{StreetFighterV}} Street Fighter V]].
* Pat becomes extremely uncomfortable at the realization that the vast majority of people he's been randomly killing have been black. He ends up far more hesitant about killing people until he can confirm their race. This culminates in him going into the [[BadGuyBar Hive]], raising his gun to shoot a woman for being a bad dancer, then quickly putting his gun away on the assumption she's black. [[CrossesTheLineTwice He then realizes she's Chinese and gleefully shoots her in the face.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Minecraft: Story Mode]]
* Pat and Woolie paying absolutely zero attention to the game itself, to the point that the first video just becomes an extended discussion of DarkSouls lore.
* The core concept of the LP is that it's a "Fail-through", basically Pat and Woolie are intentionally trying to figure out how little effort they can put into the game and [[{{Railroading}} still finish it]]. There's multiple points were the videos stall for a few seconds because Pat has ''put the controller down and forgotten about it''.
* The opening title card, which is just the game logo over a [[ThisIsGonnaSuck flaming dumpster]].
** The thumbnail is even better, being the same flaming dumpster with Pat [[INeedAFreakingDrink chugging alcohol]] and Woolie [[CrossesTheLineTwice blowing his brains out with a revolver.]]
* Part 2 has them giving the real reason behind the LP which they refer to as just a podcast at this point.
-->'''Woolie: '''Let's be real alright...
-->'''Pat:''' We're assholes.
-->'''Woolie: '''It is a really dick move of us to do.
-->'''Pat:''' Super dick move.
-->'''Woolie''': But we uh we [[spoiler:looked at the calendar and we (laughs)...]]
-->'''Pat''': And we're like... [[OhCrap shit]].
-->'''Woolie''': [[spoiler: We need some slots.]]
* Part 3 makes their apathy to the game clearer than ever, when Pat [[ItMakesSenseInContext starts explaining butt chugging to Woolie]]. In the middle of his explanation, he [[{{Beat}} stops for a second]] to see what the characters are talking about in-game, before stating he doesn't care and resuming his explanation.
* Their apathy reaches new heights when Pat jokes the LP is just becoming a podcast, with Woolie pretending he's bringing out email questions.... followed by Pat ''actually'' checking twitter questions.
* Woolie starts to have an existential crisis about the LP.
-->'''Woolie:''' I don't think we can actually publish this.
-->'''Pat:''' You say that as [[BreakingTheFourthWall people are watching it right now.]]
-->'''Woolie:''' We have never phoned it in so hard.
-->'''Pat:''' I think its hilarious, personally.
-->'''Woolie:''' I do too, but you know what else was hilarious?
-->'''Pat:''' [[VideoGame/BlazBlue BlazBlue?]]
-->'''Woolie:''' [[NeverLiveItDown BlazBlue!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess]]
* Their mistreatment of Colin.
-->'''Matt:''' Colin says "I want to be like you when I grow up" and Link kills himself on the spot.
-->'''Liam:''' Just to send a message.
* In Part 4, Woolie expresses a distaste for dowsing rods, utterly confusing Matt in the process.
-->'''Woolie:''' If you're gonna make some magic bullshit at least make it complex. Just these two sticks that point? I'm not buying that!
-->'''[...]'''
-->'''Matt:''' "What, the Earth is round!? I'm not buying that!"
* Their reaction to Ooccoo and Link's face when he grabs her.
-->'''Matt:''' That's one of those times where Nintendo Japan sends a code for a build to Nintendo of America and the marketing guy just rubs his fucking temples -- "What am I supposed to do with this shit?!"
* Their edits of Malo's reaction shot or Colin's "death".
** [[spoiler:[[{{Anime/CowboyBebop}} YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT]]]]
* Part 7 has them reciting the [[https://youtu.be/_0EeZYIpnFM?t=20m32s Granadan national anthem]]
* Continuing with the Colin-hating, Part 8 brings us Link finally reuniting with the children of Ordon village. Colin sees him first...and then he's pushed away and down by the other children and lays face-down in the dirt while Malo calmly walks by and gives him a judging glance. Matt ''loses it.''
-->'''Matt:''' *Gasping for air* I wasn't prepared for that!
* Matt joking about how Woolie and Liam were teased as a couple back in their old job, Woolie is sour but Liam doesn't seem to pay attention.
-->'''Woolie:''' Did you hear them making fun of us?
-->'''Liam:''' Who, Nintendo?
* Making up stories about Colin being a thief and wanting to destroy the Tri-Force.
* Woolie and Liam [[https://youtu.be/Ns8HLZEHIqI?t=412 listing off]] the various HotSpringsEpisode cliches.
-->'''Matt:''' Man, it seems like you guys might have wrote some of these scenarios.
* Their admiration of Malo making a hostile takeover and making Malo Mart.
-->'''Matt:''' These deals were done behind closed doors.
* The end of part 16 has [[spoiler: a Jojo "to be continued", complete with Roundabout, when Zant shows up at the end of the water temple.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:The Punisher]]
* The opening monologue indirectly [[LampshadeHanging acknowledges]] that [[TheBigRottenApple the version of Hell's Kitchen]] portrayed in ''The Punisher'' [[DatedHistory is pretty much totally outdated]]. Pat puts it in much blunter terms.
-->'''Pat:''' He's basically saying, like, "Yeah, my comic background is in Hell's Kitchen, that's now been, like, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%27s_Kitchen,_Manhattan#History a gentrified area]]. But guess what? It's still a shithole, deep in its heart."\\
'''Matt:''' I'm coming for you, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudy_Giuliani Giuliani]]!
* A bunch of mooks knowingly mock the Punisher, which leaves the Best Friends absolutely ''baffled''.
* The friends start wondering what the Punisher would do if he eliminated all violent crime. They wonder if he'd start Punishing other crimes, like cheating on taxes or jaywalking.
** They also wonder if he has a Stand which causes criminals to appear wherever he is; if he left Hell's Kitchen it would probably be crime-free.
* The best friends wonder what the Punisher would do in low crime country like Finland. Their bet is that he goes in the pool.
* An attempt to execute one gang member by [[DestinationDefenestration defenestration]] results in the body breaking the glass, but [[EpicFail lying on the floor with only the head barely through the threshold]].
* Pat can't help but laugh every time Matt tells a story about Creator/GarthEnnis Punisher.
--> '''Matt:''' That's where the villain dig up the Punisher's family and piss on their corpses.\\
'''Pat:''' *ManiacalLaugh*
** In episode 3, Matt describing a particularly gory moment of the ''Slavers'' arc, Pat and Woolie are bracing themselves when it starts with "so he drugs the guy". After Matt finishes the story, Pat bursts into another bout of laughter, capped off with "Like, that level of violence makes me uncomfortable".
* Episode 3 includes them making fun of the menu screens, particularly the newspaper headlines (their most recent mission even having a date of December 34), and "Is that a rice cooker down there?" Pat is left in stitches.
* Woolie's reaction to Bushwacker.
-->'''Woolie:''' What if Bushwacker gives up? Is he [[ArmCannon allowed to surrender]]?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJn-1Po3-vk Part 4]]: Frank has a fun night out at the zoo. HilarityEnsues!
** Behold, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJn-1Po3-vk&feature=youtu.be&t=8m10s the smartest mobster ever]]! Also, [[ArtisticLicensePhysics PUNISHMENT PHYSICS!]]
** An enemy is standing right next to a [[SharkTank Piranha tank]], [[TooDumbToLive admiring the blood hungry fish.]] As Pat giggles with anticipation and Woolie realizes how this will end, Matt proceeds to put The Punisher in a HappyDance before starting the special execution.
** Much later in the level we learn that the reason there are so few animals in the zoo is because the mobsters killed them all in preparation for their ambush. While it [[MoralEventHorizon definitely establishes]] that the mobsters are evil, Woolie feels that there was a more practical reason for this:
-->'''Woolie:''' ''*as a developer*'' Alright, stand-up meeting; Can anyone animate a deer?\\
'''Pat:''' No!\\
'''Woolie:''' Alright then, the bad guys shot all the deer.\\
'''Pat:''' Alright! Next step: remove all the red cars from the game...
** The news clipping at the end of this level? [[spoiler:A comic panel of the Punisher punching a confused polar bear in the face, with the headline: [[HeroWithBadPublicity Punisher Kills Zoo Animals]], [[AndThatsTerrible Makes Children Cry!]]]] They lose it.
* In Part 5, in addition to having a field causing violent crime to be committed around him, they speculate the Punisher also emits a field that turns all fences nearby to be topped with spikes.
* In Part 8, upon finding Black Widow, Pat immediately states that he was just about to ask why she was speaking with a Russian accent, because ScarlettJohansson [[TheAvengers2012 didn't.]]
** Matt starts talking about the Punisher's female partner in Greg Rucka's run, only for Woolie to interject, saying he hated that run. Both Matt and Pat are confused, thinking he meant the in-game run animation.
*** Bonus points for Woolie getting his story arcs confused, and not actually being mad at that run (he was thinking of the "Man of Stone" arc by Garth Ennis).
** Before using a crane to destroy a cargo tanker, Matt disclaims that it's one of the most ridiculous parts of the game, which both Pat and Woolie express disbelief, as the game is pretty over-the-top. Then he grabs the crane.
--> '''Woolie:''' Are you trying to interrogate the boat?
--> (after the boat is destroyed) '''Matt:''' The boat talked... The boat's like "No, I'm married...married...married".
** The news clipping reads "Foreign Dockworkers Slaughtered by Punisher; Unions Rejoices".
* In Part 9, they are interrogating a Russian Goon and he gets a [[DefiantToTheEnd comeback]] so devastating that Matt, Woolie, and Pat are all amazed.
-->'''Punisher:''' Anything you'd like to share?
-->'''Goon:''' Your [[TheLostLenore Wife]]!!!
** Matt laughs so hard he botches the interrogation immediately, and so Frank [[BerserkButton immediately smashes the goon's head into pieces.]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Dark Souls 3]]
* Part 1: The Best Friends discover a line of at least 10 bloodstains from [[ThisIsGonnaSuck players who died to the ronin-esque enemy behind Firelink Shrine.]]
-->'''Woolie:''' Happy times are here again!
-->'''Matt and Pat:''' Party Cliff!
* Moments later, after a skirmish that leaves Pat with no Estus Flask and low health, he finishes off [[KatanasAreJustBetter the Master]] by [[spoiler: going to the bonfire -- the Master falls to his death while chasing Pat, and no one realizes it until they return to find his item drops.]]
* Matt and Woolie notice that the knight Pat is playing uses the Uchigatana exactly as intended instead of relying on a European style of fencing.
-->'''Woolie:''' Western knight who never saw a katana before picks it up and goes "I am Miyamoto Musashi!"
* After getting the longbow in Episode 2, Pat has to take off his helmet in order to stop "fat-rolling." His character's blood-stained face confuses him.
-->'''Pat''': Why am I black?
-->'''Woolie''': What's your problem?
-->'''Matt''': No wonder everyone attacks you.
* [[https://youtu.be/0UP4UaaCf-c?t=24m2s Pat comes across the first treasure chest in the game.]] [[spoiler:It's a mimic.]]
* Their invention of [[BornLucky Lucky Ted,]] a theoretical Player Character whose stat increases only go into luck, allowing him to triumph over the Lords of Cinder--because the Lords accidentally fell on their own swords.
** At one point, Ted receives two level-ups for the price of one due to a clerical error.
* A new knight enemy gives Pat trouble at first, but he quickly learns he can dispatch them easily by backstabbing them, then doing a charged attack while they're getting up.
-->'''Pat''': These guys have gone from "nightmare" to--\\
''[[TemptingFate (He fucks up the charged attack, letting a knight stab him and take off three quarters of his health)]]''\\
'''Pat''': Oh, ''fuck off''!\\
'''Woolie''': To "totally capable of killing you in two attacks"?\\
'''Pat''': Yeah.
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