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[[folder: Detroit: Become Human]]
* The Friends create Bingo cards of tropes or story moments they feel are all but guaranteed to appear in the game, based on David Cage's history and general tropes dealing with android's becoming sentient.
* The header on the Two Best Friends Play subreddit, which is Detroit-themed for the duration of this LP, updates itself to reflect some of the events happening within the LP. Notable changes include [[spoiler:Connor having an additional copy added behind him for each time he's killed and revived, and Markus becoming faded out after Woolie got him killed]].
* The opening is a ''Franchise/GhostInTheShell'' style video where the three friends are androids currently being assembled. Flashing throughout are {{Call Back}}s such as referring to the game as a movie and a profile named "Sadness".
** Eagle-eyed viewers will notice that one of the words floating around the logo says "[[TyopOnTheCover Noble Hobbo]]".
* Episode Zero:
** This "episode" was released the same day as the game but filmed earlier in the week. What follows is an hour-long discussion of what they're expecting to see based on previous experience.
** The second the episode starts Matt wastes no time in making fun of the game's forgettable title.
--->'''Matt:''' What's the name of the game? Say it now.\\
'''Woolie:''' B-become... ''fuck!''\\
'''Matt:''' Nope. You.\\
'''Pat:''' Detroit 2 Humanz.\\
'''Matt:''' ... close.
** As they talk about the game, they keep subconsciously trying to sneak the word "[[Videogame/BeyondTwoSouls Beyond]]" into the subtitle.
** As a joke, Matt, who has not touched the game as of recording this episode, predicts that one of the androids will fight a "farting dick monster".
-->'''Woolie:''' Little extreme. Little extreme. Sometimes you can choose to go-\\
'''Matt:''' Have you played other games in the David Cage lineup?\\
'''Woolie:''' You can choose to go all in, or you can choose to pare it back...\\
'''Matt:''' There were ''bugs''! That... ''Space bugs''!\\
'''Pat:''' He's right. He's right.
** While debating what the increased budget but lack of big name actors means for Cage's tendency to creep on female characters, they agree at least there won't be [[RunningGag Woolie]]'s [[CallBack binder full of pictures of Ellen Page]] this time.
** Woolie is barely containing his rage at the fact that David Cage will be tackling race relations in this game, while [[{{Troll}} Pat]] assures him that it can't be about race relations because its about "robuts".
--->'''Woolie''': There's. No. Chance that that subject matter will go unmolested.
*** They then talk about multiple interviews where Cage said it wasn't about race and then promptly listed all manner of aspects that can make it about race.
*** And just for added amusement, Cage mentioning the detective is like a Film/BladeRunner but he's not because he ''is'' an android... where one of the biggest debates about the original movie is [[AmbiguouslyHuman whether Deckard is unknowingly a replicant]].
*** This is exacerbated by the fact that K, the protagonist of Film/BladeRunner2049, is conclusively a replicant Blade Runner.
** When talking about their Bingo card, Pat remarks that many of their fans have been interested in Bingo. Matt replies that it's the sport of kings.
** Pat asks what the chance is of them seeing aliens, computer virus monsters, ghosts, or psychic sex vampires.
--->'''Woolie:''' ''(thinking intently)'' Sssssolid forty percent.
** While discussing their predictions for the game, Woolie brings up what he refers to as a wild swing and a "Fuck You" Swing. The wild swing is a weird visual representation of the internet or an android emotional mind-field. His "Fuck You" swing? Space.
--->'''Pat:''' Space?\\
'''Matt:''' What space?\\
'''Woolie:''' Space.\\
'''Pat:''' Just in general?\\
'''Matt:''' Just space?\\
'''Woolie:''' Space.\\
'''Pat:''' Their consciousness is gonna expand to space?\\
'''Woolie:''' I'M JUST SAYIN' SPACE.
** A robo sex scene will occur, possibly between two robuts who don't understand their feelings. This leads to the possibility of them ''somehow creating a robut baby''.
** Pat predicts there will be a moment in the game where something transcends bad into outright offensive and leaves Woolie silent due to his disgust.
** Sorting through various bingo spot options, "Casual Sexism" is suggested. Matt says 'no' as the game is (not) about race, until the others interpret this as the camera exhibiting MaleGaze, such as a female shower scene. He immediately gives a solid 'yes' on this option, because David Cage.
*** Pat outright rejects the option of a strong, independent woman needing to be rescued by a man because he has not seen ''any'' strong, independent women in the game.
** Pat loves the fact that all the ideas discussed by the Friends before reading the fan suggestions are all represented there.
* Part 1:
** When Connor finds that the child was unable to hear the Deviant's gunshots Woolie assumes it's because she was too busy listening to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL3_Hu6nHRU Omikron's OST]]. Complete with Matt and him singing the Training Room song together. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAyX_VB5Qi0 Now in demonstrative video form]].
--->'''Pat''': Thank you, ''Omikron''. You've doomed this child.
** Given the police opened fire on the Deviant while he had a child as a hostage, Woolie proposes their reasoning was that if they shot enough holes in the child, eventually the bullets would hit the Deviant.
** Pat's negotiating skills with Connor ups the probability of success to 99%, then he decides to tell the truth instead of reassuring the Deviant (having killed a human they are gonna scrap him). It ends with Connor having to perform a HeroicSacrifice.
--->'''Pat''': I feel blindsided on a "[[VideoGame/TheWolfAmongUs Glass]] [[CallBack him]]" level.
** The couch does praise the addition of the flowchart. It proves that Quantic Dreams can include good game elements [[TakeThat so long as they steal ideas from]] Creator/TelltaleGames.
** Matt is not that patient with the robot racism. As he points out, they didn't make it ''more than a minute'' into gameplay before the ham-fisted analogies hit.
-->'''Pretzel vendor''': ''[working in a park with literally at least ten androids in easy view of his cart]'' You're scaring away my customers.\\
'''Matt:''' No I'm-- WE'RE EVERYWHERE!
** Pat and Matt go LaughingMad when they see that the androids not only go to the back of the bus, they have to ''stand in a compartment sealed off from the rest of the bus by a transparent panel''.
--->'''Matt''': It's so bad! It's so much worse than I thought!
** They lose it even further when they find out that the chapter was titled "Shades of [[{{Anvilicious}} Color]]".
--->'''Woolie''': ...What kind of color?\\
'''Matt''': [[DeadpanSnarker Darker color? Perhaps a darker shade?]]
** When the story picks up at Kara doing chores at Obvious Abusive Fat Man Todd's house, one of the tasks is vacuuming... by turning on a future Roomba. Matt is once again livid.
--->'''Matt:''' You could have pressed that button yourse-- YOU ALREADY HAVE A ROBOT!
** Before that Matt points out how they could've made Kara even more efficient. Complete with Woolie adding sound effects.
--->'''Matt''': ''I'm'' the vacuum cleaner! It comes out of my vagina, I'm multi-purpose!\\
'''Pat''': Just scoot around like a crab!
** The Williamses' run-down backyard reminds Woolie of a friend's that was full of dog poop. Since the Williamses don't have any dogs in sight, Matt and Pat figure it's the same way, except it comes from [[{{Squick}} Alice]] acting out.
*** They also point out the pallet he has in the backyard for no other reason than to show this is a ghetto neighborhood.
** They find an article about how driverless cars prioritize human lives based on their value to society.
--->'''Pat''': It looks at you and goes "Oh man, those are dirtbag [=LPers=]. ''[[SelfDeprecation Swerve into them]]''."
* Part 2:
** The crew ponders what EasterEggs there are regarding the android in the main menu. Matt posits that after 4 hours of idling, the android says "We are not allowed food at Quantic Dream. Please send help.", sending everyone into hysterics.
** Discussing some of the blatant references they've already seen thus far, Matt decides that rather than ham-fisted the presentation of the game is better described as "butcher shop-fisted".
*** Pat was saying prior to the playthough that they needed to give the game a fair shake. This didn't last past the start of the recording.
** The ''first seconds'' of the next scene has incredibly blatant [[SpecialEffectsFailure texture pop-in]], namely the Cyberlife logo on the back of the bus. Matt asks "Is this runnin' on [[GameEngine Unreal 3]]?"
** Pat stumbles over his words, as per usual, and declares the entire LP a mess.
--->'''Woolie''': Hold it together.\\
'''Matt''' and '''Pat''': NO.
** They lose it at some of the odder things in Markus' home, such as a white zebra pelt rug, a pair of familiar [[VideoGame/HeavyRain origami sculptures]], and a ''stuffed giraffe'' in his owner's living room.
*** In light of the decorations, Pat requests that, should he die, the other two will have his body taxidermied and [[OfCorpseHesAlive do LPs with his body in the room like he's still alive]]. Matt offers to toss his body on the couch; Woolie offers to either to set him on the toilet or ''in the dumpster''.
** Woolie stops the QTE for Markus carrying [[Creator/LanceHenriksen his owner]] out of bed, resulting in time stopping awkwardly.
*** During said QTE, Matt immediately started screaming for Woolie to drop the owner. Despite his effort to back it down afterwards, Woolie and Pat are quick to declare him a proponent of abusing the elderly.
---->'''Woolie:''' Matt "[[RhymesOnADime If He's Old, Put Him In A Chokehold]]" [=McMuscles=]?\\
'''Pat:''' Matt "If They're In A Chair, Push Them Down The Stairs."
** Matt comments on Markus's MrFanservice status in a...unique matter.
-->'''Matt:''' This robot is extremely fuckable.
-->''(Pat and Woolie agree.)''
** Pat once again praises the flowchart and then points out the one problem with it: It completely ''annihilates'' the illusion of choice by showing how any choice you make is funneled towards the same story events.
*** Woolie sums up the game as an FMV with buttons.
** A bar bans androids and dogs. And ''especially'' android dogs with their fucking digi-borfs.
** Scanning one of the people at the bar shows he used to look like a certain [[Series/DinersDriveInsAndDives Food Network host]].
--->'''Matt:''' [[SuddenlyShouting EYY SUP GUY FIERI HERE HAVING A REALLY ON THE NOSE ADVENTURE WITH FUCKING ANDROIDS IN DETROIT FART AND DICKFUCK!]]
** Pat and Woolie think the fact that America is currently suffering from a ''forty percent unemployment rate'' would make a far more interesting story. As Pat puts it, that's the number just before rich people heads start rolling.
* Part 3:
** Woolie realizes that since Connor's tongue is his scanner he should french kisses Hank for a breathalyzer test.
** Matt is down for android stripshows, wanting them to have extra nipples or vaginas.
** Reconstructing the murder shows evidence it started in the kitchen. After the suggestion it started with the victim slipping on a banana peel, the couch starts asking for the reconstruction to include silly sound effects and Benny Hill music.
** As Todd starts going into his rant about his wife leaving, the couch agrees with all of her complaints, such as him needing to ''stop doing drugs''. They debate how he managed to keep custody of Alice, proposing the judge was actually a robot. Big game spoilers, but if you're wondering why Todd was able to keep her: [[spoiler:She's actually an android since Todd's wife took their actual daughter]].
*** The rant escalates and the guys declare he is an almost cartoonish depiction of an abusive, loser husband. He would be typecast as the sleaziest man alive, but Quantic Dreams already one-upped him in ''Indigo''.
** Matt can't help but wonder why Kara didn't try unlocking the door first instead of pushing it, then he fails one of the prompt and get smacked again.
*** Kara overcoming the order to "Don't Move" via a QTE of her wireframe breaking through a wall gets the couch hyped. They declare she just broke through an [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion AT-field.]] And then Pat asks the rather important question of why androids are able to do that.
* Part 4:
** Pat starts off the video hesitantly saying that he's actually having fun with this game and Woolie agree, despite Matt's warning protests... and subsequent agreement. He notes the last time he felt this way in a game was around [[CallBack 49% into]] ''Indigo''.
** Once again Pat does fairly well while interrogating a frightened android, only to catastrophically fuck it up at the last moment. In this case, its because [[KickTheDog he feels curious]] about the "mind probe" option, to which the android [[OhCrap shows undisguised terror]]. [[spoiler:It turns out that probing his mind doesn't reveal any new information about the case, and doing so results in the poor android being {{Mind Rape}}d and [[DrivenToSuicide driven to murder-suicide]] (as he suddenly kills Connor, to everyone's shock).]]
--->'''Matt:''' Oooh, get ''fucked!''\\
'''Pat:''' ''[[NeverMyFault Me!?]]''\\
'''Matt:''' ''You!''
** Seeing the smart glass panel on a laundromat drying machine, Woolie predicts one of the driers will go deviant with a door popping open to break its AT field.
** Matt having Kara stealing clothes from the black person sleeping in the laundromat, not only the clothes in the dryer but also the beanie and jacket resting on the man's ''legs''.
--->'''Matt:''' Poor black guy.
** When Alice voices her complaint about stealing.
--->'''Woolie:''' What do you know? Your dad's a drug addict.\\
'''Matt:''' ''(chuckling)'' Everything you ever learned was wrong. Including not stealing.
** Before leaving, Matt takes a look around to see if there's anything else he can do in the laundromat.
--->'''Pat''': Now ''stab'' (the black guy).\\
'''Matt''': Twenty-nine times.\\
'''Pat''': I was defending myself.\\
'''Woolie''': Tell the drier to become deviant.\\
'''Pat''': The fuck's a drier going to do!?
* Part 5:
** When Alice complains about stealing money, they guys mockingly point out she'll ''still'' sleep in the bed they get with said money. They speculate she actually ''wanted'' to sleep in the gutter and enjoy the Noble Hobbo lifestyle.
*** On their way to the hotel room, Woolie and Pat begin bellowing at Matt to buy food from the vending machines, despite him pointing out he both has no money and there are no prompts.
** Pat points out that the other two seem to be having a lot easier times not getting killed. He then declares Connor was obviously the correct choice for him as he's a blatant snitch.
** Their reaction to Kara's story branching flowchart.
** The guys declare the "android dumping pit" to be the worst place they can imagine, directly comparing crawling through a pile of corpses to hell in ''Film/WhatDreamsMayCome''.
*** Given how many androids are apparently dumped there still active but missing parts, the guys speculate there's either guys at the top of pit with bats to beat any androids that make it out or other androids waiting for better parts.
*** Passing a legless torso attempting to crawl out of the scrapheap, Woolie advises it to partner up with a pair of bodiless legs they saw walking around earlier.
** Markus having the reboot prompt has the friends to realize he is the perfect player for Woolie.
** When they see Markus removing the LED chips like it was nothing and have it regenerate, Pat says they can mark off "why no fail safe" on the bingo card.
--->'''Pat''': That is a ''catastrophic'' design failure.
** Woolie wish to keep the EyeScream wound but Matt points out it's gonna be kind of easy to spot the android.
--->'''Woolie:''' Whaa, no I'm just [[ComicBook/{{Cyborg}} Cyborg!]]
* Part 6:
** Woolie leads off pointing out that not everyone despises the androids. As if on cue, Reed belittles, assaults, and then dehumanizes Connor in short order demonstrating how those who ''do'' hate androids hate them ''a lot''.
** Taking a survey with the menu android, they're asked if they think they are dependent on technology. As Pat points out, they're let's players.
** Their reaction to how Kara can just change hair color at will and remove the LED chip to blend in with humans.
--->'''Woolie:''' So you know what you said about the "old models" having none of that? [[CreatorsApathy (Cyberlife) just went "fuck, compliance" and they just put those stickers on]]. Beep beep beep.
** The boys are overjoyed by the discovery that [[CanadaEh Canada]] has refused to adopt android labor. They ''immediately'' joke that since they're already [[RidiculouslyHumanRobots nearly impossible to distinguish from humans]], [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything deviant androids looking to evade persecution flee from the United States to Canada]].
--->'''Matt:''' In fact, I think the androids are making some type of ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_Railroad underground railroad]]'' to get in!
*** This one gets even funnier if you know that [[spoiler: that's ''[[AccidentallyAccurate exactly]]'' what's happening, right down to the Underground Railroad analogy.]]
** Woolie saying Matt is doing fine with his android as Alice is hugging Kara.
--->'''Woolie:''' Meanwhile, shot in the face and crawling in the fucking death pits.
** Pat chases Matt during Connor's segment, leading to them switching controller back and forth. Matt ends up messing a pair of prompts and as a result [[spoiler:Connor [[TheyKilledKennyAgain dies yet again]]]], [[RunningGag to Pat's annoyance]].
--->'''Pat:''' [[spoiler:I can't get through ''one scene!'']]
*** Pat is especially thrilled to learn that only ''[[EpicFail five percent]]'' of people managed to get this outcome on their first playthroughs.
---->'''Woolie''': Looks like it all worked out.\\
'''Pat''': ''(exhausted)'' Fucking god dammit...
** During the chase, Pat is yelling he wants to beat up Alice. When Connor says they can't kill Kara, Pat advocates shooting Alice to slow Kara down.
* Part 7:
** At the start of Connor's section they figure how fed up Hank must be with their incompetence.
--->'''Truck Vendor:''' Hank. How' you doing?\\
'''Hank:''' Uh, you know, same old shit.\\
'''Matt (as Hank):''' My android got killed again.
** Pat hopes for Connor's reappearance before Hank to be as awkward as possible.
--->'''Pat:'''I should rub his back.\\
'''Matt:''' I should rub ''[[HoYay something]]''.\\
'''Woolie:''' [[TheyKilledKennyAgain Don't die on the way to rubbing his back.]]
* Part 8:
** Pat immediately has a [[ThisIsGonnaSuck dreading reaction]] when Connor has to chase a deviant through a large urban industrial farm, with lots of automated threshing machines and trains in their path. Throughout the chase, Matt keeps pushing for Pat to fail at least one QTE [[ForTheLulz for LP funsies]], while Pat is ''pleading'' to be able to keep Connor alive this time.
-->''[Pat misses a button prompt, causing Connor to stumble slightly while climbing]''\\
'''Matt:''' DEATH!\\
'''Woolie:''' ''(Chuckles)'' Sprains finger: head explodes.\\
[...]\\
'''Pat:''' No! Can I get through one?! I just want to get through ''one!''
** The gang explores Jericho and listens to the plights of the Escaped Androids living there. Woolie is having ''none'' of the ''incredibly'' heavy-handed slavery/racism analogies.
---> '''Markus:''' ''(Talking to a heavily damaged Android)'' What happened to you?\\
'''Damaged Android:''' They tied me to the back of a car...I think they wanted to have ''fun''...\\
'''Woolie:''' ''(Incredibly disgusted groan)''\\
'''Pat:''' Listen! Hey! No! Hey! You wait! You ''wait.'' It was funny when [[WebVideo/Mega64 Mega64]] did it to a Gamecube. This is supposed to have you empathize with the Gamecube.\\
'''Woolie:''' ''(Angry sigh)'' ...Are we just going full Emmett Till? Are we just gonna go full Emmett Till on it? Like, actually?\\
'''Matt:''' Well, wait 'til the game introduces [[CrossesTheLineTwice lynching party sections.]]
** Woolie decides to purposefully end the episode on an awkward note. Matt [[StunnedSilence remains silent for the rest of the episode.]]
--->'''Woolie:''' I don't know about you guys but quite frankly [[Music/KanyeWest robot slavery seems]] [[TakeThat like a choice to me.]]\\
''[[{{Beat}} (Beat)]]''\\
'''Woolie:''' ''[[{{Corpsing}} (Corpses)]]''\\
'''Pat:''' ''(Awkwardly)'' Well...at this point...\\
'''Woolie:''' ''(Through his laughter)'' Thoughts? Comments? Thoughts? ''(Laughs more)''\\
'''Pat:''' At this point you would appear to be correct. As many are ''[[UnfortunateImplications choosing to leave slavery!]]''
* Part 9:
** If the creepy manor wasn't enough of a hint that [[ObviouslyEvil Zlatko is evil,]] Matt quickly notices his hands are stained with android blood. Likewise, none of the friends are fooled by his offer to remove Kara's Tracker, with Pat noting that if the police could just track deviants they wouldn't bother following leads like Hank and Connor are doing. Matt spends the rest of the segment trying to find a way out, with everyone getting frustrated as it becomes clear [[StupidityIsTheOnlyOption the only way to progress is to follow Zlatko into his torture dungeon.]]
** Their imagining of Canada's border having Mounties standing on guard and making a mountain with the androids they kill. Carrying flags with Chris Benoit's face on them.
--->'''Woolie:''' "No one gets through."\\
'''Pat:''' [[GratuitousFrench Hey J-P, y'a un autre!]] ''(hey J-P, there is another one there!)''
** Matt likens a painting of Jesus to the painting of Tyr in God of War.
--->'''Woolie as Kratos:''' Close your heart to Jesus boy.\\
'''Matt:''' Do not let him in. He will corrupt your soul.
* Part 10:
** The couch erupts in delighted cheers when the tortured androids make their appearance and take down Zlatko.
** The flowchart referring to the tortured androids as monsters, even though the ham-fisted point was that Zlatko is the real monster, cause the friends to crack up.
** A meta one as Zlatko's mansion was said by commentators to be one of the most hazardous and risky due to the quick time events and Matt being not particularly good at the motion. Matt simply sets the mansion on fire and run away instead of hiding.
** Woolie notices that after a relatively strong stretch of new ground, Zlatko's manor seems to be David Cage lapsing into his old [[SignatureStyle Cageisms]].
--->'''Woolie:''' That to me is where Cage is showing his old flag. He pulled it out a little bit and went [[SuddenlyShouting NAH]], [[BaitAndSwitch I'M STILL HERE]], [[SuddenlyShouting FUCKERS]]!\\
'''Matt''': And he opens up his shirt and it just says "David" on his chest.
** Pat notes he's a little puzzled by the fact that the guys haven't had the choice to viciously murder a human being yet.
** Just because Pat managed to complete the previous section without getting Connor killed doesn't mean he's off the hook.
--->'''Matt:''' You're going to talk to Amanda, and she's like, "Well Connor, you died during your sleep last night".
** Pat discovers the [[TheManyDeathsOfYou Connor graveyard]] in the Zen Garden. He notes that two of the graves are dated the ''same day''.
--->'''Woolie:''' Imagine you're at the funeral and you got interrupted for a combo-breaker second funeral.\\
'''Matt:''' And as that combo is being broke a new coffin slams down and it [[VideoGame/KillerInstinct counter-breaks]].
** Going through Hank's closet, they choose a "streaky" shirt for him. On getting a look at it, they realize it's a ridiculous, animesque shirt. Matt and Woolie, fresh off their discussion in ''Mirage Sessions'' decide it has the name of an anime from the '90s or '00s on its back.
** All of the couch is amused by how clearly unfit for duty Hank is.
--->'''Pat (as Connor)''': I scraped the detective off the floor and brought him here.
* Part 11:
** Woolie comes into the first segment of Markus' revolution. When they encounter guards, Woolie decides that he doesn't want to be violent--so he runs away. Thus, he misses ''[[EpicFail 90% of the chapter]].'' Even Matt asks if he wants to go back and try again, but Pat decides that they must "own up to their decisions."
*** A FreezeFrameBonus shows that only ''2% of players'' chose to run away.
** The lukewarm reaction of Jericho during Markus' speech because of how bad his reputation is.
** Connor arrives at the Eden Club.
--->'''Woolie:''' I'm just going to pre-cross-off "Pity the sexbots."
*** They end up deciding to cross that square off ''twice'' along with "Robo-Sexual Abuse" due to the sheer heavy-handedness of the scene. Matt advises triple-crossing it if possible.
** On discovering the owner of the Eden Club is a fat, bearded creep the couch wonders what David Cage has against beards and fat people. And then they realize that both of these are characteristics of ''David Cage''.
** A thirty-minute session with an aforementioned sexbot only costs thirty dollars. The guys are ''amazed.''
--->'''Matt:''' [[BigWhat WHAT?!]]\\
'''Pat:''' WOOOOOOOW!\\
'''Matt:''' NO WONDER EVERYONE'S HERE!\\
'''Woolie:''' Eight thousand dollars, or thirty bucks?\\
'''Pat:''' Woooow, society is ''doomed.''\\
'''Matt:''' ''I spent more on LUNCH today!''\\
'''Pat:''' (laughing) And that's inflation-dollars! This is twenty years from now! That's like ten bucks!\\
'''Woolie:''' It's fucking ''over.'' That's the end of life as we know it.
* Part 12:
** The three of them going "WHY?" when Kara wants to find a place to hide from the cold.
** Pat points out some FridgeLogic: Kara, as well as other deviants, are fleeing to Canada because no androids are sold there, and thus, there are no regulations about them. Jericho, the secret hideout in Detroit for deviants, is losing its members because they have no access to Blue Blood or other biocomponents that androids need to function. As Pat points out, if Canada does not sell androids ''at all'', why would they have ''any'' of the things that makes them work? Matt loses it when he realizes the plot hole.
** Reading an article on how android singers are diluting the artistic medium, Matt asks how that's different from regular boy bands.
** Connor's chapter begins with him sitting extremely awkwardly alone in a car. Pat admits that for a second he expected him to be making out with Hank.
** Woolie points out that since Hank was born in 1985, that would make him a millennial. Meaning he probably saw ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}''.
--->'''Connor:''' Why are you so determined to kill yourself?\\
'''Hank:''' Some things, I just can't forget.\\
'''Woolie (as Hank):''' I used to browse 4Chan back in the day...\\
'''Matt (as Hank):''' My eyes have never healed...
** When Hank tells Connor that he probably doesn't understand what it's like to slowly kill yourself every day, Matt retorts that Connor is really well-versed in getting killed. A disgruntled Pat agrees with him.
* Part 13:
** After seeing that not only Markus can give deviancy to androids by touch but can also hack every machine, Pat decides to quintuple cross the "Why no fail safe" square in their bingo cart.
*** Because taking the "run" option at the docks skipped 90% of the level, the game never properly established Markus's ability to spread deviancy (which was already NewPowersAsThePlotDemands). The casualness with which Markus reveals it leaves the Best Friends floored.
** Instead of hacking the cleaning machine the boys assume Markus is making them sentient.
--->'''Pat:''' I need your help.\\
'''Matt:''' R9.
** This extends to them later wondering if Markus can activate a vibrator the same way.
--->'''Woolie:''' Black lady in the garden wants a few words with you, vibrator.\\
'''Pat (in monotone):''' NO. NOT AGAIN.
** When Markus tries to distract the guards at the tower, Matt suggests he attract them with a sexy dance. Pat hopes for him to do the Munancho from ''VideoGame/Yakuza0''.
** In an effort to avoid avoid his previous mistake of missing the other choices during the warehouse heist, Woolie goes forth with taking more time to be sure that he knows what all the options are before making a decision. However, this soon backfires as well, as when attempting to "Ruse" his way past the guards at the TV station, the only option presented to him is to draw his gun, which he doesn't do. (Possibly because pulling a gun on someone, whether you intend to actually shoot or not, isn't very ruse-like at all and could have the real danger of forcing him into violent choices, which he wanted to avoid.) While he's busy looking for any other option, dialogue or otherwise, too much time passes and the guards end up calling security, resulting in damaging Markus' reputation with Jericho a bit, getting Simon injured, and forcing them to take out the guards anyway (at least it was still nonlethal).
** Pat noting that he's playing Connor in-character, in the sense that he's trying as hard as he can to stop the deviants. He's also very much hoping for an opportunity for Connor to kill Markus.
--->'''Pat:''' Whatever I'm gonna kill you.
** The friends propose that roombas are to androids what androids are to humans.
--->'''Matt:''' I bet androids are like, "''Fuck'' roombas."\\
'''Pat:''' "Stealin' all our jobs."\\
''Matt absolutely loses it.''
* Part 14:
** When Amanda asks Connor about Hank, Pat assumes Connor views him as "defective" and in need of repair.
** Woolie gets excited when he sees that Connor's chapter takes place right after Markus', and at the fact that Pat's is basically about cleaning up his mess. Pat throws it back in his face and imagines Connor just mocking Jericho for the sloppy job they did.
*** Immediately after mocking Jericho for doing so poorly, one of the investigators notes the deviants were very skilled and well-prepared.
** They realize that by removing the skin Markus made his serial ID visible and Connor now know his name, Matt can only imagine what went through his head when he watched the footage.
--->'''Markus:''' Oh man I fucking nailed it. Wait? Is that? No no no no! Is that my fucking serial num- OH NO NO! GOD NO! Please no, babe! no.
** Pat reactions when Simon shoots Connor, imagining he just got his android killed again.
* Part 15:
** They refuse to say it word-for-word to a certain point, but the friends have caught wind of the implications that [[spoiler:Alice is actually an android. The more moments of it that happen (Alice asking "Why do humans hate ''us''?", having not eating once despite the long period of time, Luther asking Kara if she's noticed anything "off" about Alice, etc.), the more distraught the friends get.]]
** The friends have already had a problem with the game's heavy-handed racism analogies, but Kara's talk with Rose (a black woman who helps deviants) is the worst moment of it yet. All subtlety flies out the window.
--->'''Kara:''' Why are you helping us? Most humans hate androids.\\
'''Rose:''' My people were often made to feel their lives were worthless. Some survived, but only because they found others who helped them along the way.\\
''(Woolie gives a deep, long sigh but says nothing.)''\\
'''Pat:''' Remember in Episode Zero when I said there was going to be shit that would make Woolie give a deep, long sigh and then get real quiet? This is like...the fourth, fifth one.
* Part 16:
** Woolie speculates that North's new sexy future clothes are the game's way of trying to make him like her. Pat does him one better by guessing soon the game will change her hair color to try and meet Woolie's preferences, sending Woolie into a laughing fit.
** Woolie and Pat starts to sing Wrestling/ChrisJericho's theme song. Matt attempts to joke that the only line of the song that anyone knows is the very first lyric, only for Woolie to prove otherwise.
---> '''Matt:''' That's all we know, because the rest of the song is gibberish.
---> ''*Woolie proceeds to sing the rest of the song by heart.*''
---> '''Matt:''' I'm glad you made up that song Woolie.
** Just to top the conversation between Kara and Rose, the friends experience a scene that finally just ''breaks'' Woolie: despite David Cage's insistence that the game is not about racism, several of the statements Markus can tag a building with are ''loaded'' with subtext, including ''Martin Luther King's most famous quote, with only a single word changed from it.''
--->''("We have a dream." appears as an option.))''\\
'''Woolie, Pat, and Matt:''' (High-pitched, outraged screaming.)\\
'''Matt:''' YEAH!\\
''(Woolie picks "We have a dream.")''\\
'''Matt:''' What'd you do?\\
'''Pat:''' You know what he did!\\
'''Matt:''' Oh my god!\\
'''Woolie:''' ''"FUCK YOOOU! FUCK OOOOOOOFF!" [[HypocriticalHumor I SAY AS I CHOOSE THAT OPTION]]!''
** Not even a minute later, one of the options for tagging a park bench is "[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Eric_Garner I can't breathe]] but I'm alive". Woolie groans in pure annoyance.
** They note the irony of taking the pacifist route while using a giant FistOfRage as their revolutionary symbol.
** Seeing the next scene is Kara, Pat starts mocking her for not washing throughout the game and smelling awful as a result. Matt's response is that he hasn't had Pat's advantage of dying and getting a clean replacement body.
* Part 17:
** Matt wants Kamski to just have [[CreatorCameo David Cage's head]] pasted on his model. Pat hopes it's on his dick.
--->'''Woolie:''' That's for David's private build.
** The friends are shocked that in one interaction, the status relationship between Markus and North goes from [[StrangledByTheRedString "Neutral" to "Lovers"]], considering the scene where the two connect and share their memories as sex. Later, as the riot police arrive at the protest...
--->'''Woolie:''' I'm gonna call that thing with North "Zero Chemistry Romance".\\
'''Pat:''' Yeah, absolutely.\\
'''Matt:''' Well, Woolie, during the time you said that, you're now her husband.\\
''(Woolie starts laughing)''\\
'''Matt:''' Ok? You have five kids in the time that I took to say that.
*** When Markus and North first touch hands, Matt starts to sing [[{{Disney/Aladdin}} "A Whole New World."]]
** Thanks to Woolie's cowardice during the dock heist (which led to him missing what would have been an important ally), and his reluctance to pull a weapon during the tower raid (getting Simon fatally injured and killed), his [[StupidGood rigid adherence to idealistic pacifism]] culminates with [[spoiler:Markus getting KilledOffForReal during the Freedom March and having his entire story prematurely ended, due to opting for a [[SenselessSacrifice Senseless]] HeroicSacrifice without any NPC allies willing to to [[TakingTheBullet sacrifice themselves]] in turn]].
*** All of Pat's yelling about Connor being out for Markus's blood becomes HilariousInHindsight since [[spoiler:his decision to have Connor investigate the roof in his previous chapter led to Simon's death, removing one of the allies who could've sacrificed himself in Markus's place. Turns out Pat did kill Markus after all, albeit indirectly]].
*** More funny in a FridgeHorror BlackComedy sense, but if you [[FreezeFrameBonus pause the screen]] after [[spoiler:Markus's death you can spot a gun next to his corpse. Which makes it look like the cops deliberately planted a gun on his body to justify his murder,]] even though it's the result of the developers [[GoodBadBugs not bothering]] to [[spoiler:remove the gun (normally meant for the ending you get if you choose to attack the cops) since they figured [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough nobody was actually stupid enough]] to get that ending by ''accident'']].
*** A look at the post-chapter flowchart shows that, thanks to the very specific combination of choices required in previous chapters, only ''[[EpicFail four percent]]'' of players ended up getting this result on their first attempts, beating out [[spoiler:Connor's death during the chase with Kara]].
* Part 18:
** When Connor is breaking into the evidence archives, he needs to guess Hank's password. The friends initially guess that it's [[HeroesLoveDogs Sumo]], until the options show up, and they ''immediately'' all shout "FUCKINGPASSWORD!". When it ''works'' and Connor's [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]] response to it ("Obviously."), they all burst out laughing.
** In order to find Jericho Connor need to trick Simon or Traci, Pat somehow isn't able to figure out how using the video of Markus could convince Simon to give him the location so he resorts to plan b: ripping Traci's clone head off and making her talk like a puppet in front of the other Traci.
--->'''Woolie:''' Is her camera so blurry?
*** Before that they get really excited at the prospect of Connor doing so, complete with horrid impressions of how Connor would imitate the Tracis' voices.
** Their reaction to the branch calling the scanner in the virtual world "the magic stone".
** Woolie realizes that because he [[spoiler:got Markus killed early]] he cheated Pat out of an opportunity to murder him as payback for [[VideoGame/AWayOut those times]] he beat him at Connect Four and arm wrestling.
--->'''Woolie:''' [[IronicEcho You didn't win]]!
** Once they get to Jericho, they notice how much the place has improved since [[spoiler:Markus was killed]], joking that he was holding them back.
* Part 19:
** When the shoe regarding [[spoiler:Alice]] finally drops, Woolie ''loses'' it, in an outburst of Pat-like anger that is perhaps his greatest display of pure hatred in the channel's history.
--->'''Woolie:''' [[SuddenlyShouting (bellowing)]] '''[[ClusterFBomb FUCKING... FUCKING...]]''' '''''[[AtomicFBomb FUCK!]]''''' This is '''''SO STUPID...!'''''
** He flies into a similar rant when Kara and Alice are captured by riot police and Connor (now a deviant) is confronted by a cop who tries to shout him down at gunpoint, [[PlotArmour when the riot police were otherwise slaughtering the androids of Jericho on sight]]. Pat points out that Woolie's disgust is being partially drawn from a very similar situation in [[spoiler:the season 1 finale of ''Series/{{Westworld}}'']], which he found equally lazy and immersion-breaking.
--->'''Woolie:''' Such a dumb way to handle escaping an otherwise completely inescapable situation. Soldiers with guns opening fire on everybody, how do we get out of that? [[OnlyTheAuthorCanSaveThemNow Make some of them]] [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy ridiculously stupid]].
** The guys reacting to North and Josh apparently swapping positions on humanity, then promptly switching back.
** When North meets up with Connor she mentions having heard of him before. The boys jump on this, pointing out that he must've been known as [[NeverLiveItDown that robot who keeps dying (and then eventually stopped)]].
** North begins waxing poetic about what Markus would do in their current situation.
--->'''Pat:''' He would run away like a coward. He would [[CallBack look at five options, go "there's only two options"]] and then [[NeverLiveItDown run away, as fast as he could, screaming that he was fooled by his own eyes.]]
* Part 20 [[GrandFinale FINAL]]:
** [=CyberLife=]'s headquarters is revealed to be a gigantic cyberpunk EvilTowerOfOminousness perched on the rocky Belle Isle in the middle of Detroit River, framed against a snowy night sky:
--->'''Pat:''' Look at that ''[[CompensatingForSomething dick]]''.\\
'''Woolie:''' Fucking Tower of Babel.\\
'''Pat:''' Look at that tower of ''dick''.\\
'''Matt:''' [[SarcasmMode I wonder where [=CyberLife=] is?]]\\
'''Woolie:''' What's up, [[VideoGame/Persona3 Tartarus?]]\\
'''Pat:''' Why is it so [[ObviouslyEvil evil]]?\\
'''Woolie:''' It's super evil!\\
'''Pat:''' It's even got a [[EvilIsVisceral bio-mechanical evil texture]] on the outside.
** Connor infilrates [=CyberLife=]'s headquarters, hijacking an elevator by near-effortlessly killing two {{Mooks}}. When he impersonates a guard's voice to trick the voice authorization on the elevator controls, Pat openly wonders why the hell [=CyberLife=] would rely on advanced security systems their own androids could bypass easily. But then he reaches the secure level he wanted to reach, and finds a firing squad of {{Mooks}} waiting for him: Turns out, there was [[BoringButPractical a humble security camera]] in the elevator [[FailedASpotCheck the entire time]].
** Connor is confronted by an evil doppelganger and gets into a fistfight with him, which culminates in Hank (who had been taken hostage by the [=Cyberlife=] Connor) grabbing a gun. The Best Friends let out a collective gasp of cringe and delight when they realize the scenario has become a cliched SpotTheImpostor routine. Unfortunately, as Hank goes through the motions of asking questions, [[spoiler:he asks for the name of his son, which - despite otherwise being so invested in Hank's character - none of the friends can answer. Pat guesses blindly, and Hank kills the deviant Connor as a result, locking the playthrough into one of the worst possible overall endings.]] This becomes [[spoiler:the [[EpicFail crowning fuck-up]] of the playthrough, as it turns out only '''one percent''' of players failed to answer correctly]].
** Woolie declares that with how badly things are going, it's now all on Matt to pull through and get them a good ending.
--->'''Woolie''': It's all on you, Matt, we say as you walk down the [[spoiler:concentration camp kill line]].
** Seeing [[spoiler:North pull a GeneralFailure and get the last of Jericho killed]], the guys declare they were just doing what Markus taught them.
** The guys expect that the government will declare a stop to all android production... except for the sex androids; the industry is too large and important.
** In a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}, while the credits roll, the Best Friends not only concede that ''Detroit'' wasn't as bad as they figured it would be, or that it's the best game Creator/QuanticDream ever made, but that they would actually ''recommend it'' on its own merits. Which leads to this sudden BrickJoke:
--->'''Pat:''' Okay, I have a question for all of you, and this is important: There are three guys out there who made bets to get David Cage face tattoos on their asses if we liked this game. Woolie, did you like this game?
** [[BookEnds The Bingo card is discussed]]. Ultimately, the checked boxes were ''Pity the Sexbots'', ''Giant Lavish Apartment'', ''Robo Sexual Abuse'', ''Mundane Everyday [=QTE=]s'', ''Shitty Bladerunner Reference'', ''Android VR Chat Emotion World'', ''Civil Rights Historic Opposition Imagery but ROBOTS'', ''Zero Chemistry Romance'', ''"You're one of THEM"'', ''Why No Failsafe?'' and ''Noble homeless and children LOVE the robots''. They failed to get a Bingo, however, with three near-complete lines (two of which intersect) and two hanging boxes that would have tipped it over the edge: ''SPACE'' or ''The Supernatural''. Pat notes that he is very glad no random supernatural elements or mysticism actually made it into the game, because that would have utterly destroyed the plot and his approval of it.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: God Hand]]
* Part 1:
** The video leads off with Pat noting Woolie has made the mistake of playing ''God Hand'', the ''loudest'' game in existence. They had to set the audio mix to ''negative 35 decibels''.
--->'''Pat''': The audio in this game is so loud--\\
'''Woolie''': It's crazy.\\
'''Pat''': --that I can hear -- even though we've turned it down by 35 decibels -- I can hear the in-game sound peaking and redlining. And like fucking Gene and Olivia's voices sound tinny because their audio is like cranked up to the maximum.
** While Pat explains in depths the game scaling mechanics and story behind ''God Hand'', Woolie tells him there is a poker mini-game, which Pat admits never knew about.
** Given the game's difficulty Pat admits it's gonna be a lot of him rambling while Woolie struggles.
** Speaking of the difficulty, there's this gem as they're starting the game:
--->'''Woolie:''' Hey, so here's what we're gonna do. [[BlatantLies We're gonna play on Normal.]]\\
'''Pat:''' Yeah, that's right.\\
''Woolie immediately sets the diificulty to Easy.''\\
'''Gene's Voice:''' [[EasyModeMockery What, you need me to hold your hand or something?]]\\
'''Pat:''' Yeah, we do.
** In the second stage, Olivia sticks a "Kick Me" sign to Gene's back.
--->'''Woolie:''' So you can do, [[ChallengeGamer if you're feeling particularly frisky,]] what they call [[SelfImposedChallenge a Kick Me run,]] in which you don't activate your God Hand powers and the Kick Me sign stays on your back. We will not be doing that.\\
'''Pat:''' We are doing what is known as a coward run, a run made for let's players.
** While discussing the scaling difficulty, Pat brings up the possibility of groveling to lower the difficulty, and Woolie mentions that it has other uses, such as using it to land [[GroinAttack a cheap attack]] on an enemy. Shortly afterwards, Woolie suffers his first death when an enemy pulls that exact trick on him.
** Pat gives a short history lesson on the founding of Creator/PlatinumGames.
--->'''Pat:''' Creator/{{Capcom}} was mad that God Hand sold negative copies, they had to pay people to take it, and Creator/ShinjiMikami, Creator/HidekiKamiya, uh, (Atsushi) Inaba, and others went "'''FUCK YOU!''' We wanna make ''tons'' of action games [[CultClassic that don't sell for fuck!]]"
* Part 2:
** The obvious discomfort toward the offensively effeminate mini-boss duo; the couch goes dead silent so the viewer can fully soak it in. Woolie says they need to put on their 2000's hat.
--->'''Pat:''' Don't let their fancy demeanor fool you, these guys are super tough.
** The fight only gets better when Woolie manages to stun the mini-bosses close together.
--->'''Pat''': Quick, Woolie, ''[[ThatCameOutWrong beat on them!]]''\\
'''Woolie''': ''[chuckles]'' Oh, don't you worry. I'm gonna do what the game tells me to do.\\
'''Pat''': This is that ''fun'' moment when you're [=LPing=] a game in which you're like "Be careful what you say. Don't say the thing. Don't say it. Don't say it."
** During a fight with a demon, Pat says he now understands why Matt told him he'll need to do heavy lifting, despite not playing the game: because he is gonna have to keep talking while Woolie wails on a hard enemy.
--->'''Woolie:''' (finally unleashing his God Hand to finish the demon) Yes.\\
'''Pat:''' Well I'm feeling good the timing on these is going really well actually today.
** Pat reflects that ''God Hand'' is the kind of game that the Best Friends would probably make: [[SelfDeprecation Purposefully dumb, poorly built, often offensive, and with no expectation of it ever becoming popular or even selling]].
* Part 3:
** Woolie and Pat describe Olivia as basically Amy Rose if she wasn't a trash fire of a hedgehog.
** In the middle of Pat declaring that this LP is doing pretty good compared to ones in the past, [[KaizoTrap Woolie is killed by a post-boss scrub opponent.]]
** Pat asks why Woolie is not using the pummel command, which on female enemies takes the form of literal spanking. Woolie is audibly uncomfortable as Pat pressures him on this.
--->'''Pat''': Matt will fucking sit here and let you not spank those bitches, but Pat is here and going "Why? Why, Woolie? Are they not deserving of your hand? Your God Hand?"
** Pat proposes that Yoko Taro is from a bizarre alternate dimension, which is where all the overt sexist aspects came from.
--->'''Woolie''': This is the game that articles are written about.\\
'''Pat''': ''Today''. "New Steam Game ''God Hand'' Promotes Domestic Abuse."
** While discussing the lack of Gene in Capcom's various crossover fighting game franchises, Pat suspects the big reason is that ''God Hand'' is their most unpopular, embarrassing, and ''rude'' game. He then starts describing Clover's various games as if they were children.
--->'''Pat''': ''VideoGame/ViewtifulJoe''[='s=] the oldest and he's cool. And ''VideoGame/{{Okami}}''[='s=] there and she's the pretty girl, the pretty daughter, good grades, everybody likes her, she's popular... And then there's ''God Hand''. [[BlackSheep And]] ''[[BlackSheep God Hand]]''[='=][[BlackSheep s smoking crack and looking at porn.]]\\
'''Woolie''': But everyone- it's still part of the family. You gotta care for family.\\
'''Pat''': Yeah, well, they [[IHaveNoSon try and pretend]] ''[[IHaveNoSon God Hand]]'' [[BuffySpeak never got borneded]].
* Part 6:
** Pat describing the fight with Shannon.
--->'''Pat:''' Holy shit, you died right away! Now you're a chihuahua, run!
** Woolie makes a bet on the Chihuahua Race minigame, and when Pat starts [[CutenessProximity freaking out over how cute the whole thing is]], he reminds him that God Hand's chihuahuas are poisonous.
--->'''Woolie:''' Would you risk it for the cute?\\
'''Pat:''' [[BluntYes Yeah]]. I'm allergic to my own cat.\\
'''Woolie:''' Fair enough.
* Part 8:
** After going toe-to-toe with [[TheRival Azel]], who is clearly meant to be the ClimaxBoss, they go to fight Doctor Ion, the aspiring Deva they were sent to kill.
--->'''Pat:''' [[SarcasmMode Doctor Ion must be sooo strong]].\\
'''Woolie:'''Like get the fuck out of here.
** The two of them watch a flashback about Olivia's past with Azel. Once it's over, Pat takes a moment to joke about how Olivia's father was willing to trust someone so {{obviously evil}} with his daughter's hand in marriage, while Woolie notes that Azel was wearing [[CoolShades shades]] in a cave.
* Part 11:
** As the section of the game they're playing features a lot of bottomless pits, many fights end with the enemies unceremoniously falling to their deaths. Eventually, Pat and Woolie come across [[https://youtu.be/VV317BrU8Xg?t=10m10s a pair of female enemies atop a narrow platform.]]
--->'''Pat:''' Hello, ladies.\\
''(Gene kicks both of them over the edge before Pat can finish speaking.)''\\
'''Pat:''' Oh...\\
'''Woolie:''' Goodbye, ladies.\\
'''Pat:''' [[NeverLiveItDown Gotta go get]] [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 Marvel.]]
*** This is followed by Pat claiming the only way to stop an embarrassing moment from years ago from defining your life is to make new embarrassing moments to define your life instead.
** Woolie's [[ScrappyMechanic attempts at platforming.]]
--->'''Woolie:''' Now?\\
'''Pat:''' Yeah.\\
''(Gene falls to his death.)''\\
'''Pat:''' No.
* Part 12
** After watching resident [[Characters/StreetFighterI Sagat]] {{expy}} Tiger Joe almost take an entire [[RapidFireFisticuffs God Hand combo]] without getting dizzy, Pat remarks "If that dude had the God Hand, he'd be unstoppable", then goes off on a tangent about how whenever he sees an enemy [[BadassNormal who can hold their own against the hero without any sort of special powers]], it just makes him wonder [[EmpoweredBadassNormal what they could do with the hero's powers]]. Woolie then talks to the defeated Tiger Joe, only for him to say this:
---> '''Tiger Joe:''' ''Be honest, if you didn't have that thing, I would've won, right?''\\
'''Woolie:''' Literally what you're saying! He's the guy who's like "Dude, I only lost because you fucking have the God Hand", ''and he's super right!''
* Episode 14
** In the final giant mob fight with at least 10 EliteMooks, Woolie prepares to use Gene's ultimate god reel move, the Shaolin Blast. After running them for a bit, he takes aim... [[EpicFail and only hits two of the weakest elites out of the crowd]], [[FromBadToWorse one of which then proceeds to spawn a]] [[BossInMooksClothing level 3 Demon]]. Cue Woolie in complete silence queuing up another Shaolin Blast while Pat quietly chuckles in the background.
* Episode 15
** During the final fight with [[TheRival Azel]], Pat complains about Azel's [[MirrorMatch Devil Hand]] [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard is permanently unleashed.]] [[SubvertedTrope Cue 「Crazy Talk」 kicking in]] ''immediately'' as Azel's Devil Hand runs out of juice leaving it very much leashed.
** Pat, in Woolie's words, 'echoes what thousands of people were thinking' when he responds to a bit of Gene's dialogue that perfectly sums up God Hand in a nutshell.
---> '''Gene:''' ''Everyone has shadows inside their souls. I guess he let Angra set up shop in the darkness of his shadows.''\\
'''Pat:''' [[FlatWhat Wha?]]
** Pat and Woolie singing along to the credits song.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Detroit: Become Human - 2nd Gig]]
* The beginning and ending title cards are the same animation from the previous ''Detroit'' LP, but with the footage and music being played in reverse and with several new [[FreezeFrameBonus Easter-egg messages]] included:
-->''They asked for robobirth that counts!''\\
''Markus was defeated by his own speeches.''\\
''Brainless lady was [[MagicalNegro magical as fuck]].''\\
''Hank is an otaku.''\\
''Zlatko was a civil servant.''\\
''[[VideoGame/BlazBlueCrossTagBattle Can't escape from crossing fate.]]''\\
''[[FridgeLogic Why Markus didn't end up in the evidence locker?]]''\\
''Woolie is gonna [[VideoGame/XCOM2 betray humanity]].''\\
''Ellen Paige's photo album.''\\
''[[VideoGame/{{Fahrenheit}} Kung-fu fighting helicopters.]]''\\
''We back in bois.''\\
''This is forever.''\\
''The ride never ends.''
* Part 1:
** The playthrough opens with the boys discussing what they should call it, to distinguish it from the original. Woolie puts forward [[TitleDrop "2nd Gig"]], the second season subtitle of ''Anime/GhostInTheShellStandAloneComplex''. However, when asked to explain the significance of the title, Woolie launches into a loose synopsis of the anime's first season before Pat stops him.
** Matt provides a laconic description of this playthrough:
--->'''Matt:''' So, here's the [[invoked]][[AuthorsSavingThrow apology LP]].
** Pat and Woolie have very simple goals with this LP - Avoid dying, and somehow reach a point where Connor and Markus can fight each-other.
--->'''Woolie:''' The screenshot with the burning city, and [[MultipleEndings control of one or the other]] has been presented to us.\\
'''Pat:''' I want to see it; and then we get to fight for real over the controller, like assholes.
** Pat resolves to be more ruthless with Connor, [[AntiHero though he still wants to befriend Hank and be relatively good]]. Woolie, however, states his intent to play Markus as [[TheRevolutionWillNotBeCivilized a violent revolutionary]] to serve as [[ContrastingSequelProtagonist a foil]] to his notorious attempt at a PacifistRun.
--->'''Woolie:''' [[Anime/{{Trigun}} I am not Vash the Stampede, I am Millions Knives.]]\\
'''Matt:''' Legato Bluesummers.\\
'''Woolie:''' ''Markus and his Gung-Ho-Guns.''
** Given Connor's propensity for analyzing crime scenes by [[SniffSniffNom tasting them]], Woolie imagines how the game would go if he was just replaced by [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders Kakyoin]] the whole time.
--->'''Woolie:''' Rero rero rero rero...
** This time, when Pat goes through the hostage situation, he manages to succeed (and avoid dying) by lying about carrying a firearm and then shooting Daniel when his guard was down. The perfect success of this move leads to the following:
--->'''Matt:''' [[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer You gotta shoot more people, that's the secret to this thing.]]\\
'''Pat:''' That's the secret; just shoot everyone.\\
'''Matt:''' [[TakeThat Remember how many times]] Woolie was [[NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished punished]] for ''not'' shooting people?
** The fact that such a ruthless tactic is discovered (to Pat's shock) to be a "[[BlueAndOrangeMorality good]]"-aligned choice, because it caused Connor's [[KarmaMeter Software Instability]] to go up.
** The guys start digging through a mountain of FridgeLogic questions in a thread Woolie discovered.
--->'''Matt''': A lot of these questions you can answer by saying David Cage lives on a planet called Planet On-The-Nose.
** They discuss the fact that [[MoreThanMindControl no android ever refuses to join the Jericho movement after being granted deviancy by Markus]], even if they seemed to be content with their lives beforehand or had vital tasks; specifically calling back to when Markus recruited an android babysitter for the Freedom March, who proceeded to abandon a stroller-bound baby.
--->'''Woolie:''' Man loses his wife, treats the robot with respect, and ultimately they have a whole relationship that they establish; and then Markus touches her on the butt-\\
'''Pat:''' Slaps her butt and says "You're free, now. Come to Jericho," and she's like "I'm outta here".
** Pat declares he wants to start a twenty episode-long argument by bringing up [[invoked]][[WordOfGod David Cage's explanation]] of how Markus' deviancy powers work:
--->'''Pat:''' The exact quote, when asked, is ''"It is not supernatural; he is causing a shock of emotion that is awakening their sense of freedom"'', [[VoodooShark which sounds fucking supernatural to me.]]
** Staying around the hot dog vendor upsets him enough to shove Markus away, causing him to [[SpecialEffectsFailure phase completely through the people walking behind him]]. Pat gleefully declares this to be the game's obligatory [[RecurringElement supernatural element]].
** Woolie hops that threatening androids will result in some of them getting their revenge by initiating an explosive self-destruct sequence, followed by lots of hammy EvilLaughter.
--->'''Woolie:''' I just want to blow myself up while laughing, real hard.
** They encounter the anti-android protesters outside the [=CyberLife=] store, and Pat points out that they ought to be protesting outside the corporate offices instead of a random shop, and that no-one would be deterred from purchasing the boycotted product anyways due to being so desirable.
--->'''Pat:''' That didn't even work for ''real'' slavery.
* Part 2:
** The friends have every intention of [[KickTheSonOfABitch killing Todd]] instead of simply fleeing him, and so Kara's first segment is spent anticipating the discovery of the gun that will allow them to do so.
--->'''Woolie:''' Can you go upstairs now?\\
'''Pat:''' Not allowed; (Matt) has to take care of the house first.\\
'''Woolie:''' But gun, though.\\
'''Pat:''' Yeah, Woolie jus- ju- '''(laughs)''' Chomping at- Your frothing demand for gun increases.\\
'''Woolie:''' Gun. Gun waits. Gun awaits.
** Woolie asks how androids are powered, wondering if therium/blue blood is the actual fuel source or if its simply a medium for something else like actual blood. Pat provides the canon answer: Blue blood is somehow a "data fuel source", [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs both a fuel and a medium for the transfer of electrical data]].
--->'''Matt:''' What an amazing, [[VoodooShark magical]] convenience.
** Pat comes to the realization that every HateSink character in David Cage games has [[FatBastard his or Matt's body type.]]
** They enter the second floor, and the very first thing Pat insists they do is to ignore Alice and look for the gun in Todd's room. However, they don't remember where it was kept, so they end up scouring his bedroom top to bottom. As they clean the room, Woolie ends up ad-libbing a short rap, and the others join in:
--->'''Woolie:''' Find that gu-uh-un. [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure2 Name is Knuckles.]] Goin' through the forest-\\
'''Matt: (Laughing)''' Pumpkin Hill.\\
'''Woolie:''' -searchin' for that gun.\\
'''Pat:''' Need the gun. Gotta get the gun. ''Ignore the child. Gotta get the gun.''\\
'''Matt:''' Ignore the child. Acquire gun.\\
'''Pat:''' It's the only way.\\
'''Woolie:''' [[VideoGame/HeavyRain Gun, gotta get the gun]].\\
'''Woolie and Pat:''' ''[[CallBack The gun, gotta get the gun]]!''
** They eventually find the gun in Todd's bedside drawer, and [[SuddenlyShouting unanimously cry]] ''"GUUUUUUUUN"'' loudly enough to make the audio crack:
--->'''Woolie:''' Gun, gun, gun, gun, gun, gun, gun!\\
'''Game Prompt:''' ''"You've unlocked a dialogue or action, often beneficial."''\\
'''Pat:''' You've unlocked ''[[SuddenlyShouting A GUN!]]''\\
'''Matt:''' This will protect the child, not me.
** Pat points out how heavy-handed in terms of foreshadowing/symbolism it is that [[DrivenToSuicide the gun was found in a drawer were antidepressant medication was being kept]].
--->'''Matt:''' Man, these two things are a ''dynamite'' combo!
** This is followed by Pat pointing out how, despite the setting being TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture with presumed advances in medical technology, someone like [[HairTriggerTemper Todd]] was apparently issued a faulty antidepressant that has a clearly-advertised risk of causing "behavioral disorders". He finds the professional failure so absurd that he [[{{Corpsing}} starts cracking up before he can finish the sentence]].
** Woolie expresses a desire to see Kara open up the drawer and to have instead seen [[{{Pun}} a copy of]] ''VideoGame/{{GUN}}'' for the UsefulNotes/Xbox360. Pat adds that the game would also be [[TakeThat pretending to be]] a copy of ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption''.
** Matt asks if there will be a moment where they get a gun and [[DisturbedDoves doves]] [[Creator/JohnWoo will be flying around]]:
--->'''Pat:''' Hell yeah, there is.\\
'''Woolie:''' [[BadassAndBaby Alice in one arm]], gun in the other, slow-motion through the fire and flames.\\
'''Matt:''' [[SkewedPriorities But the gun is in like a baby swaddle blanket, not Alice.]]
** [[RewatchBonus With the benefit of hindsight]], the boys are able to pick out all the little bits of {{foreshadowing}} they had missed in this chapter regarding [[spoiler:[[TomatoSurprise Alice being an android]]]]. Namely, [[spoiler:the [=CyberLife=] magazine advertising Alice's model (which they notice is not shown directly), the family photo showing a completely different child, and Alice's drawing of her android-identifying LED being cut out (which they had originally taken to represent parental abuse)]], but the latter only makes Matt and Pat [[FridgeLogic question why]] [[spoiler:Alice would draw her own blood as red when the dismembered Kara's blood was drawn in the typical android blue]], noting that there is no reason for it other than to avoid giving away the twist.
** They activate the robotic birds in Carl's house, leading to several impressions of robotic tweeting and eventually robotic barking.
--->'''Woolie:''' Bu-ckaw. Bu-ckaaaaw.\\
'''Pat:''' Bark. Bark. Oh, these ones are broken.\\
'''Matt:''' (Slightly higher pitched) Bark. Bark. Oh those ones are good.
* Part 3:
** They bring the wheelchair-bound Carl to the tall stairs of his house, to be attached to a chair lift:
--->'''Woolie:''' Perfect opportunity for a [[BlackComedy game-over]] [[SchmuckBait prompt]], right here.\\
'''Matt and Pat: (In unison)''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsS_VMzY10I ''Game over! YEAAAAAH!!'']]\\
'''Woolie:''' [[https://youtu.be/rJ08AF-Xxu8?t=4m14s G-A-M-E-O-V-E-R, game over!]]
** Markus spins a globe, on which Australia is slightly obfuscated by the camera angle:
--->'''Pat:''' Its weird, Australia is not on this map.\\
'''Matt:''' Ah, the great tsunami that--\\
'''Pat:''' Are we in the ''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundam Gundam]]'' universe?\\
'''Woolie:''' That's because-- exactly, yeah, thank you.\\
'''Matt:''' --that wiped it clean.\\
'''Woolie:''' The fucking ColonyDrop.
** Pat points out that despite being a ParentalSubstitute whose PlotTriggeringDeath kicks off Markus' rise as a revolutionary, [[ForgottenFallenFriend Carl is hardly ever mentioned by Markus after the fact.]]
** Pat confesses that, since he still wants Connor to be nice but Woolie wants Markus to be violent, his second run of Connor will be going in a very weird direction - [[BaitTheDog Namely that he'll be kind and loving to all androids until the endgame, whereupon he'll decide to kill them all.]]
** While Markus cleans Carl's studio, Pat observes that androids are very good at tidying up houses. After all, [[BlackComedy Connor had tidied up someone's home by disposing of their defective android.]]
** When Markus is asked to paint, the boys opt [[CreativeSterility to simply copy Carl's painting]].
--->'''Pat:''' Yeah, copy it!\\
'''Woolie:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up863eQKGUI Don't copy that floppy.]]\\
'''Matt:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZm8vNHBSU You wouldn't download a painting.]]\\
'''Pat:''' [[HypocriticalHumor I just said that I didn't like your painting, but I'm gonna copy it.]]\\
'''Matt:''' Maybe I'll make it better. Maybe on a smaller scale it works better.\\
'''Woolie: (In a MachineMonotone)''' Control-''Veeee.''
** When Carl tells Markus that painting isn't necessarily about perfectly recreating reality, Woolie has a retort that sets Matt laughing:
--->'''Woolie: (MachineMonotone)''' I'm Gene Simmons' ''soooon''.
** Markus's second painting, based on "humanity" and "anger", is a screaming, rage-filled android face described by Matt as resembling "a Music/{{Disturbed}} album".
** After making the "Lit Anderson" pun [[CallBack a second time]] upon entering the bar as Connor, the gang suddenly realize [[DidntWeUseThisJokeAlready they're just doing the same easy jokes they did on the first run.]] This is quickly followed by Matt pointing out the barkeep's resemblance to Woolie, which they ''also'' joked about during the first run.
--->'''Woolie:''' You want proof that ''we'' are fucking robots? [[CreativeSterility Watch us make the exact same jokes.]]
** A reference to ''Series/{{Cheers}}'' leads Woolie to bring up the full theme song's surprisingly dark lyrics:
--->'''Woolie:''' You ever look up the rest of the lyrics to ''Cheers''?\\
'''Pat:''' You were doing that earlier. You were having a giggle.\\
'''Woolie:''' Yeah, verses 2 and 3 [[MoodWhiplash go places]]. If you haven't heard the full theme song of ''Cheers'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYcX534JqG4 I suggest you give it a look,]] it's not what you'd expect.\\
'''Matt:''' It's actually appropriate for everyone that [[DrowningMySorrows spends all their time in a bar.]]
** They speak to Lieutenant Anderson:
--->'''Hank:''' "What do you want?"\\
'''Pat:''' I wanna do crimes-- [[VerbalBackspace I mean,]] ''solve'' crimes.
** Pat notices that Hanks opinion of Connor gains a sizable boost upon being [[ARoundOfDrinksForTheHouse bought a drink]].
** The boys observe that Hank's millennial upbringing (namely, his taste for [[TheNewTens 2010s]] music genres) is [[RewatchBonus more obvious on the second playthrough]], leading to more pop culture jokes.
--->'''Woolie: (As Hank)''' You don't understand the classics, like Music/{{Drake}}. You weren't around when ''Scorpion'' dropped, you don't remember the double album! Where were you when the Music/MeekMill battle went down, Connor!? You don't understand!\\
'''Matt:''' Oh praise be our Lord of ''Series/{{Degrassi}}''.\\
'''Wooie:''' If you understood ''Story of Adidon'', you'd be mourning too.
** When they arrive at the murder scene, Pat suggests that Connor simply get down on all fours, place [[SniffSniffNom his mouth]] on the ground, and then scrape along like a vacuum cleaner to search for evidence.
** As Pat and Woolie speculate whether the [[CallBack overweight]] police officer at the house is evil like other overweight David Cage characters, Matt points out that David himself is somewhat overweight.
--->'''Matt:''' Is David Cage trying to secretly let everyone know that he himself is evil?
** Entering the crime scene, Matt brings up the possibility of skipping the investigation by beelining right for the deviant's hiding spot in the attic, [[YouShouldntKnowThisAlready since they already know he'll be there]].
--->'''Matt:''' "How did you know he was in there, Connor? You're ''amazing!"''\\
'''Pat:''' "[[HandWave I'm the robot sent by CyberLife]]--."\\
'''Matt:''' "--from the future."
** They examine the knife used to kill Carlos Ortiz, resulting in another taste-test, and the references to ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'' return.
--->'''Matt:''' You're gonna go to the bathroom, and there's gonna be a pig stuck in the toilet.\\
'''Woolie:''' Head sticking out!\\
'''(...)'''\\
'''Matt:''' All the androids became sentient when [=DIO=] came back to life!\\
'''Woolie:''' He put the spore in their brains, changed their programming.\\
'''(...)'''\\
'''Woolie:''' You wanna talk about [=DIO=], Matt; ''(Carlos)'' got killed by knives floating in the stopped time.
** Matt joking that the RA-9 offering is a fertility goddess, to Woolie's consternation.
--->'''Woolie:''' ''[indignant noises]'' You have not-- you should re-examine your [[BigBeautifulWoman fertility goddesses]].\\
'''Matt:''' It's like, "Look at this, look at those child bearing hips", like "It has no hips!" "Aw man, what-- Look at them ''gams!"'' No!
** The guys get a notification that the game will close in 15 minutes because their license cannot be verified, leading them to joke that the game knows that they're making fun of it.
--->'''Matt:''' They should've known the first time!\\
'''Pat:''' Fate is conspiring against the 2nd Gig!
* Part 4:
** Woolie proposes a LogicBomb: What happens if you order a loyal android to ''become'' deviant?
** When Kara goes deviant, she goes past Todd's room, leading Pat to [[SuddenlyShouting aggressively]] remind Matt about it.
--->'''Pat:''' [[MotorMouth GUNGUNGUNGUNGUNGUNGUNGUN!!]]
** When Markus goes deviant, they decide to push Leo rather than endure, which results in Leo's DeathByFallingOver. This interestingly results in Carl surviving, rather than suddenly dying of a heart attack like before. However, when the police arrive, they ''still'' shoot Markus on sight, believing him to be the aggressor. Matt finds this gut-bustingly hilarious, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything especially since the police ordered Markus to stay still, but proceeded to shoot him less than a second later.]]
--->'''Police:''' "Don't fucking move!"\\
'''Woolie:''' I'm not moving! [[KilledMidSentence I'm not movi--!]]\\
'''(Markus is shot in the head. Matt breaks into uproarious laughter.)'''\\
'''Matt: (As police)''' ''"Look, shoot him! He's kinda got a darker skin tone!!"''\\
'''Pat:''' ''"Agh, he's one'a those crazy androids!"''\\
'''Woolie:''' ''"His'' skin ''moved!"''
*** One of the dialogue options for Markus is "Conjure". The boys assume the most obvious meaning, not realizing the [[AntiquatedLinguistics incredibly archaic]] alternative of "to implore or beg".
--->'''Matt:''' [[SuddenlyShouting USE THE MAGIC!]]
** Woolie points out the PlotHole from [[spoiler:Connor's death in the first playthrough]]: Pat was asked for a TrustPassword despite the person asking ''never mentioning it''.
** The interrogation begins, and Pat giggles and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck immediately]] confesses to being incredibly nervous. He mentions that he knows exactly how he messed up last time, and that the exact events are [[MyGreatestFailure so seared into his mind]] that he doesn't need to be reminded.
--->'''Woolie:''' You remember what you did last time?\\
'''Patt:''' Oh, I remember ''vividly'' what I did last time. I hit the [[MindRape "Big Easy"]] button.\\
'''Matt:''' He probably watched the video of him failing like a million times and was up all night.\\
'''Pat:''' No. I don't need to watch it; it's burned in. I remember the big ''"WHOAAAAAH"'' we exclaimed as [[BoomHeadshot my head exploded]].
** The interrogation finishes down the [[GoodIsNotNice "pressure"]] route, and Connor [[HopeSpot gets up to leave]]... but then Pat [[OhCrap notices]] the music change, and that the deviant is starting to twitch erratically just like last time. Pat quickly enters panic mode, repeatedly falling into a string of {{Rapid Fire No}}'s as the situation deteriorates. Pat insists that he had been "nice" to the android (compared to the MindRape), despite getting physical with him and yelling in his face until he cracked.
*** The prompt that ''really'' decides it all shows up: The choice of whether to have Connor try to stop the deviant from killing itself, or "Give Up". Unlike the previous time, Pat quickly opts out of interfering, and it saves Connor's life.
---->'''Matt:''' "Give Up" rules!\\
'''Woolie:''' [[CallBack The back-down!]]\\
'''Pat:''' I gave up a lot!
** Pat's tiny little cheer at the end of the chapter, during [[MoodWhiplash the somber in-story moment]]:
--->'''Pat:''' I liiiiiiived~! I'm aliiiiive~!
* Part 5:
** Woolie relates to Kara sleeping until the end of the line in the back of the bus, Pat recalls he once slept so long and since he was so small the driver was halfway through the bus depot by the time he spotted him.
** Matt is determined to give Kara and Alice the worst possible place to sleep for the night; [[spoiler:since they now know that Alice is an android, [[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman they're not compelled to take care of her like when they thought she was a human child, and are convinced that she's faking being cold]]]]. Matt decides to rob the convenience store (the money is meant to buy a hotel room), and then sleep in the abandoned car.
--->'''Pat:''' (After Matt robs the convenience store) Now go sleep in the dumpster.\\
'''Matt:''' Yo, that's my money, Alice! That's for Kara to get something nice!\\
'''(...)'''\\
'''Matt:''' ''Banana peels will be your blanket tonight, Alice!''
** Markus awakens in the android dumping ground, which is once again compared to hell:
--->'''Pat:''' Welcome to robot hell.\\
'''Matt:''' ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Robot Heeeell~!]]''
** The friends [[invoked]][[FridgeLogic question the economic sense]] of dumping androids in a junkyard rather than recycling them, considering how incredibly valuable, high-tech and expensive even the most common androids are.
--->'''Woolie:''' There is so much value in this dump pit!\\
'''Pat:''' Millions of dollars.\\
'''Woolie:''' ''Trillions!''\\
'''Pat:''' Well, see, the ultimate is that if you're able to go to different robots and [[AppendageAssimilation get working pieces out of them]], why were the working pieces not removed from them prior to this? There'd be a whole industry going through this dumpster!\\
'''Matt:''' [[WatsonianVersusDoylist The reason why]] is because we need [[RuleOfCool a cool scene]] of ''(Markus)'' being rebirthed to be ''the Vileblader''.
** They encounter the dying android who tells Markus of Jericho, and right on cue Woolie responds with "Wrestling/ChrisJericho?". Pat almost follows with "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQXGa6N10Nk Break the walls down]]" before realizing with a groan that [[CallBack they really are]] [[DidntWeUseThisJokeAlready just recycling jokes]].
--->'''Pat:''' Oh no, Woolie's right; we ''are'' robots! ''Stimulus = Joke.''\\
'''Woolie:''' Input, output, motherfucker.
** They come to the freakish crawlspace shimmy full of groping android hands. Pat suspects that the operators of the dump intentionally created it [[RuleOfCool because they thought it would be cool]].
--->'''Matt:''' ''"Oh man, imagine if this one android that's still alive, he gotta crawl through that!"''\\
'''Pat:''' ''"Hey Jimmy, bet you fifty bucks he can't get through the arm hallway."''\\
'''Matt:''' ''"We can sell tickets to this thing."''
** Woolie reaffirms that Markus is [[Anime/{{Trigun}} Millions Knives]], and that he really just wants to give the world back to the plants.
** Matt states that, since Markus will be a violent revolutionary with a KillAllHumans mentality, North will want to have sex with him almost immediately.
--->'''Pat:''' Oh yeah, ''[[InLoveWithYourCarnage North go up]].''
** Pat abruptly realizes that, since Kara and Alice skipped the hotel, Kara's appearance will remain the same (No cutting hair and no removing the LED) and Connor will never have that chase scene with them.
** Markus leaves the dumping pit, grabbing the inexplicably-placed BadassLongcoat on the way out. Pat maintains that the coat randomly being there on a planted shovel is still "[[ContrivedCoincidence the most ridiculous thing ever]]".
* Part 6:
** By popular demand, the boys get a new Chloe android for the main menu (after the original Chloe left the menu after the end of the first LP). The "brand new Cloe" is shown to simply be a full reset of all of Chloe's interactions with the player, as she repeats the opening line of the game. They can't help but notice how inconsistent it is with Cloe's story arc and the overall message of the game itself:
--->'''Woolie:''' Everyone wanted her back, and now she's back.\\
'''Pat:''' That's a fucked-up thing to do to [[BrokenAesop screw up the tone of your game]].\\
'''Woolie:''' No! Freedom? What freedom? [[ReplacementGoldfish I want my Chloe back!]]
** Chloe suddenly pleads against continuing the game, and the boys interpret it as Chloe being frightened by their "murderous rampage". After several seconds of discussing fear (as it relates to excitement and entertainment) during the loading screen, the conversation suddenly veers into "fear boners", prompting Matt to make an observation.
--->'''Matt:''' [[{{Padding}} You know, we always have to fucking talk about stupid shit while the game loads]]. '''(Giggles)'''
** Jokes about [[DiscoDan Hank the Millennial]] return as they examine his workstation at the police precinct:
--->'''Pat:''' See if we can find anything.\\
'''Matt:''' Lick things on his desk.\\
'''Pat:''' I was ''planning'' to lick things.\\
'''Woolie:''' Find the fidget spinner that you ''know'' is on his desk.\\
'''Matt:''' ''Classic'' ones.\\
'''Woolie:''' Find the ''drone''.\\
'''Matt:''' [[AnyoneRememberPogs That's like one of us pulling out a Pog.]]
** They find a music device on Anderson's desk, and find that it plays a song from a "dark heavy metal" band, leading to a torrent of contemporary music references.
--->'''Woolie:''' ''[[Music/SystemOfADown You, what do you own the world? How do you own disorder, disorder!]]''\\
'''Matt:''' No, you put it on and it's like, ''[[Music/TheChainsmokers So baby pull me closer, in the backseat of your Rover.]]'' '''(...)''' ''Bite that tattoo on your shoulder.''\\
'''Woolie:''' ''[[Music/{{Fun}} Let's set the world on fire!]] Fire!''\\
'''Matt:''' ''[[Music/{{Zedd}} Meet me in the middle! I'm losing my mind just a little!]]'' God, if only they could've sprung for a F.U.S.E song.\\
'''Woolie:''' I know! Just [[UnintentionalPeriodPiece date it]] a little bit! A ''little'' bit! ''[[Music/LuisFonsi Des-pa-cito~! Vamos a hacerlo en una playa en Puerto Rico!]]''\\
'''Matt: (Cracking up)''' ''Got me feeling some type of way!''
** The boys break out laughing when Connor - who had opted to get [[{{Jerkass}} Gavin]] some coffee to be diplomatic - is left [[{{Adorkable}} awkwardly holding out the drink]] while Gavin arrogantly blows him off and leaves.
** They venture too close to an active wall television, which causes Public Opinion to update and go down. Woolie and Matt quickly panic and cry for Pat to run away from the television.
--->'''Pat:''' Public Opinion go down.\\
'''Matt:''' Oh, no! Get away from the TV, go!\\
'''Woolie:''' Goddamn it! Run! Run away from [[Creator/{{CNN}} Wolf Blitzer]]!\\
'''Matt:''' You never know what type of bad news they'll throw at you next!\\
'''Woolie:''' "Reports coming in today: ''OH GOD!''"\\
'''Matt:''' "Giant {{Kaiju}} Attacking!"\\
'''Woolie:''' ''No!''\\
'''Pat:''' "Says It Loves Androids!"\\
'''Matt:''' Android Opinion go down.
** The boys want so badly to get on Hank's good side (mainly to learn the name of his son) that Pat low-key panics every time he sees Hank's opinion go down, or even when it ''seems'' like it's about to go down due to Connor [[NoSocialSkills bluntly misspeaking]].
--->'''Pat:''' [[RapidFireNo Nonononononononononononono]], please don't Hank, no go down! (sic)
** Checking the suspect file for Kara, they discover that Todd William's death was discovered when "a friend" came over to visit his house. Pat is incredulous that [[{{Jerkass}} Todd]] had ''any'' friends whatsoever, Matt insists that it was probably just an acquaintance or random passerby, while Woolie suggests it was a pizza delivery man.
--->'''Pat:''' Wait, why would a pizza delivery man just come by?\\
'''Matt:''' Because he assumes Todd's [[FatBastard hungry]].\\
'''Woolie:''' 'Cause never eats his spaghetti.
** Pat realizes that Kara is an [=AX400=] model android, [[DidNotThinkThisThrough resting in a car directly opposite from a convenience store being investigated for a robbery performed by an [=AX400=] model android.]]
** As Kara emerges from the broken-down car, Matt suggests just abandoning Alice and going to Mexico. Pat wonders if there are androids specifically made for Mexican donkey shows. Matt suggests that ''[[HowManyAllOfThem all]]'' Mexican androids are designed for donkey shows.
** They find some anti-android graffiti. Due to how scratchy and yet overly-clean the writing looks, Matt points out that [[SpecialEffectFailure he probably owns the exact font on his computer somewhere]].
** They discover scissors [[ContrivedCoincidence conveniently placed in the area]]. When Kara goes to trim her hair in the car rear-view mirror, the camera angle and the speed of her approach leave Pat thinking that Kara was about to shank Alice with the scissors.
** Alice complains about being cold. Matt [[CallBack immediately bellows that she's not]], but acknowledges that [[spoiler:he's only frustrated because [[YouShouldntKnowThisAlready they already know the truth]], while Kara doesn't]]. Pat counters that [[spoiler:half of the twist is that Kara ''does'' know, but refuses to accept it]].
* Part 7:
** While Connor and Hank discuss the nature of deviancy, the boys chime in with a non-sequitur referencing their recent podcast:
--->'''Matt:''' Why does Film/{{Aquaman}} [[invoked]][[FridgeLogic not look wet in his poster?]]\\
'''Woolie:''' How am I supposed to [[ADateWithRosiePalms schlick]] to this?\\
'''Pat:''' Look at the dolphins, [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Jotoro]].\\
'''({{Beat}}, followed by [[{{Corpsing}} giggling]].)'''\\
'''Pat:''' [[LampshadeHanging These are getting]] [[InJoke insular]] and [[MindScrew confusing]].\\
'''Woolie:''' [[TakeThatUs Like this entire fucking channel?]]
** As Kara and Alice evade the patrolling police officers, they attempt to blend in by ducking into a cubbyhole with a set of [=ATMs=] and... just stand rigidly, staring at the machines and not moving a muscle until the cops pass.
--->'''Woolie:''' [=ATM=] business, big money business.\\
'''Matt:''' Oh man-- ''[[MostDefinitelyNotAVillain I am a HUMAN!!]]''\\
'''Pat:''' Oh man, I love being a human and eating...\\
'''Matt:''' Money!\\
'''Pat:''' ...Food?\\
'''Woolie:''' Sustenance good!\\
'''Matt:''' I can't wait to eat protein.\\
'''Pat:''' This delicious paste.
** They make to escape the area... and [[FreezeFrameBonus end up passing]] what appears to be ''Todd'' on the sidewalk before the game changes to a cutscene. They immediately freak out, and Pat points out that it was [[SpecialEffectFailure literally Todd's character model]] apparently being [[OnlySixFaces re-used]].
** As they board the train, and Kara expresses concern and relief for Alice, the boys crack more jokes about [[spoiler:Alice being an android]]:
--->'''Matt:''' "I'm cold. I mean, I'm too warm."\\
'''Pat:''' Go stand in the android compartment, you freaks.\\
'''Woolie:''' "I mean, feed me. I mean, take me to school."\\
'''Matt:''' "[[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Feed me cold.]]"\\
'''Pat:''' "Let me eat your hair and tear it out of your robo-scalp, like those fucking dolls."\\
'''Woolie:''' I made that-- I said that last time, 100%.\\
'''Pat:''' [[RunningGag Oh my-- God damn it!]] ''God damn it!'' We're the robots, now.
** They notice a storefront named "Antic Games", which they interpret as a Creator/QuanticDream CreatorCameo. Woolie notes with satisfaction that the store appears to be [[TakeThat out-of-business and long abandoned.]]
** Finding the boxy robot graffiti, they speculate what the ''Detroit'' universe would be like if all the [[SexBot sex androids]] [[FanDisservice were replaced with]] bulky, unappealing retro box robots, referencing similar sex-bot parodies from ''Series/TheWhitestKidsUKnow'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' and ''Series/LateNightWithConanOBrien''. Pat goes on to reference [[https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/08/male-sex-robots-unstoppable-bionic-penises-coming-year-7213306/ a certain article]] about masculine sexbots with "[[InsistentTerminology unstoppable bionic penises]]".
** After referencing Zubaz in the middle of a conversation about [[ItMakesSenseInContext contractual cosplay]], Pat puts forward the idea of Zubaz being an android programmed to [[MilesGloriosus be a loser]].
** They try to take the direct path to board the Jericho vessel, over a dilapidated tower crane, but the makeshift bridge suddenly collapses and forces Markus to take the longer route.
--->'''Pat:''' Reach the boat! '''(Crane collapses, making a ton of noise)''' Yeah! [[{{Jumpscare}} That scared the shit out of me!]]\\
'''Matt:''' That scared me a little bit; [[BlatantLies but I was too manly to admit it.]]
** Markus takes a leap of faith into the bowels of the cargo ship:
--->'''Woolie:''' ''[[VideoGame/GodOfWar And so, Markus cast--]]'' [[DidntWeUseThisJokeAlready Didn't we make this joke already?]] [[RunningGag Alright.]]
** They propose a DomCom premise, starring the [[DysfunctionJunction Emmerich family]] from ''Franchise/MetalGear'', resembling "''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' but worse", under the title of "[[Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond Everybody Hates]] [[HateSink Huey]]". It would feature the parrot from ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2'' performing one-liners at the end of every episode, and have the [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker Mammal Pod/Boss AI]] sitting in the living room delivering snarky punch-lines. Pat jokes that WebVideo/SuperBunnyhop [[TakeThat would have no clue why Huey is so loathed, and would consider him unironically funny]].
--->'''Matt:''' Does everything in the Emmerich household have a [[CrazyPrepared failsafe]] or [[AttackItsWeakPoint weak-spot]], because [[GadgeteerGenius they designed it all?]]\\
'''Pat:''' Yeah. "My weak spot is finding my kid fucking my wife." Oh, that's a pretty bad weak-spot, Huey.\\
'''Woolie:''' Look at all those [[PottyEmergency piss pants]] over there.\\
'''Pat:''' Emma, what's your weak-spot? "Being drowned." Huh.\\
'''Matt:''' The TV won't work. "Well, just destroy the radar unit I attached on the side."
* Part 8:
** Examining the fast food Hank orders from the street vendor, the boys freak out after misinterpreting the measurements on the XL pineapple soda, initially thinking the drink alone was somehow ''over 700'000 calories'' instead of 710 calories. Woolie manages to catch the mistake, but he and Matt note that the drink's 184 grams of sugar is still "fucking crazy".
** As Connor and Hank get ready to investigate the deviant's apartment, Pat [[{{Foreshadowing}} foreshadows]] what his choice will be at the end of the rooftop chase:
--->'''Pat:''' I'm glad I've done well with Hank, [[WhatTheHellHero because Hank's gonna be fucking pissed at me in a few minutes]].
** Entering the apartment, the walls of every room covered in [[RoomFullOfCrazy obsessive scrawlings]] of a maze-like geometric design:
--->'''Pat:''' Alright, Woolie, here's the challenge; get through this entire sequence without making any ''Series/{{Westworld}}'' jokes about the Maze.\\
'''(After a {{Beat}}, Pat giggles and Woolie [[ThisIsGonnaSuck groans]].)'''\\
'''Pat:''' Yeah, no, don't do it. Don't. Don't do it.\\
'''Woolie:''' This challenge wasn't made for me.
** Examining the extremely dilapidated apartment, Woolie notes that it takes effort to make a place look this terrible, even with all the birds infesting the place.
--->'''Woolie:''' Pigeons shitting ''sideways''. Like straight up, that fucking bird shit was sideways on the wall.\\
'''Matt:''' How'd they shit on the ''ceiling?''
** They note that the [=RA9=] mystery turned out to be a RedHerring in the previous playthrough, but Matt suspects that its probably because [[ContinuityNod they refused to kill Cloe to get Kamski's information]].
--->'''Pat:''' ...Oh, [[KickTheDog that bitch is dead now]].
** Woolie can't help but think back to ''VideoGame/{{Fahrenheit}}'' while exploring the apartment; namely the home of the creepy old woman who turned out to be [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a magical AI monster in disguise]]. For a moment, Matt can't even recall what game Woolie and Pat are referencing.
** Woolie compares the rooftop chase scene to ''VideoGame/SleepingDogs''... and then notes with frustration that [[RunningGag he probably made that comparison during the last playthrough]], which Pat confirms.
--->'''Woolie:''' Input, output, human.
** When they see Hank struggling to keep up with the chase, Matt points out that while Hank would probably write off Connor's stunts as because he's an android, the reality is simply that Connor isn't [[TheAlcoholic a drunkard]].
--->'''Matt:''' "Any human can do what I do, Hank."\\
'''Woolie:''' Just gotta be a little bit not-drunk.\\
'''Matt:''' You don't even need to be 100% not-drunk! You just gotta be a little bit not.\\
'''Pat:''' Could you just be not quite as wasted, Hank? Just ''once?''
** Matt notes that, despite Rupert the deviant wanting to evade capture specifically because he knows [=CyberLife=] would terminate him for his malfunction, and pleading that he doesn't want to die, his response to actually being captured is to [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled commit suicide]].
** In Jericho, they meet the android who was tied to the back of a car and dragged around. Pat [[RunningGag barely manages to stop himself]] from making the "It was funny when WebVideo/Mega64 did it to a Gamecube" joke a second time, and changes it up to "It was funny when WebVideo/RedLetterMedia did it to a [=VHS=]".
** Matt finds it funny how Markus' stilted dialogue and strange accent makes him sound mildly disgusted and critical of everything around him:
--->'''Matt: (As Markus)''' "Who ''found'' this place? What are you people ''doing?''"\\
'''Pat:''' "Ew!"\\
'''Matt:''' "You ''live'' like this? Bitch, is this how you ''live?''"\\
'''Pat:''' "Why do you live in this manner?"\\
'''Woolie:''' "The ''state'' of it."
* Part 9:
** They meet with [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Lucy the Oracle]], leading Woolie to drop several examples of [[invoked]]FridgeLogic on the [[LullDestruction otherwise quiet]] scene: Why can Lucy function without a brain, when androids can die from being shot in the head? Why can android skin be [[HealItWithFire cauterized]] despite not being organic? Why did the androids build barrel fires inside Jericho, despite not needing heat to survive, when they could create a ton of smoke that could give away their position, or at least fill the boat with smog and inhibit vision? Matt finds this last note hilarious, considering there's almost nothing worth seeing in Jericho to begin with.
--->'''Matt:''' We can't see all the ''[[SarcasmMode wonderful things we have!]]''
*** Woolie ends this line of thought with a simple conclusion -- The androids of Jericho are the [[CreatorThumbprint obligatory]] "noble hobbos" found in every David Cage game post-''Omikron.''
*** They suspect that Lucy's brain is simply external, hence all the wiring trailing out from her empty skull. Pat suggests she's just hooked up to a car battery. Matt says she's bound to a bunch of [[UsefulNotes/{{Gamecube}} Gamecubes]], which are all running ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Smash]].''
*** They poke fun at how Lucy is a blatant example of the MagicalNegro trope:
---->'''Pat:''' She's even got magical music.\\
'''Woolie:''' And a magical elixir of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayahuasca iowaska]].
*** Matt wonders why Lucy has creepy, ink-black eyes that drip with black mucus. Pat points out that [[VideoGame/BeyondTwoSouls Jodie]] also developed eyes like that at certain points, and compares it to how characters in ''VideoGame/StreetFighter'' have blank white eyes to symbolize the setting's EnlightenmentSuperpowers.
*** They notice that one of the tarps forming the Oracle's "tent" is smeared top-to-bottom in ''[[RustProofBlood human blood]]'', for no apparent reason. Pat notes that there's quite a lot of blood present, suggesting ''arterial spray'', and Woolie comes to the conclusion that the androids [[KilledToUpholdTheMasquerade murdered someone at some point]].
*** Around the barrel fire inside Lucy's tent, they notice a bunch of discarded [=CyberLife=] [=LEDs=]. Woolie immediately points out that [[invoked]][[FridgeLogic none of the androids in Jericho other than Lucy and Markus are missing their LEDs]].
** When they point out how Zlatko is refusing Kara and Alice at first even though it makes no sense. Woolie and Matt guess he was faking, before cracking up at the mental image of Zlatko trying to play hard-to-get.
--->'''Woolie:''' I bet you if you didn't do that ''(Kara holding the door open)'' he would close the door real slow.\\
'''Matt:''' And then opened up a little.\\
'''(...)'''\\
'''Matt:''' Fucking cracks the door open again; "Hey, you know, actually, uuuh, come back in!"
** Matt cracks a quick joke about [[HateSink Zlatko]] keeping a black android servant:
--->'''Zlatko:''' "''(Luther)'' keeps me company in this big, empty, old house."\\
'''Matt:''' "He's kind of like [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain my man-boy-slave]]."
** Woolie points out that, as androids have repeatedly demonstrated the ability to sense other androids, Kara should be pointing out all of Zlatko's other prisoners, and the polar bear, throughout the house.
** Inevitably, jokes about [[FatBastard Fat Evil]] [[RunningGag return]] when Kara has a flashback to Todd's abuse of Alice:
--->'''Woolie:''' Fat Evil memory.\\
'''(Matt laughs in surprise.)'''\\
'''Pat:''' The memory of Fat Evil.\\
'''Matt:''' It lingers! That jiggling evil? Hate it!
** They find the android polar bear, which is missing parts of its fur and has GlowingEyesOfDoom, giving it an edgy cyborg appearance. The Best Friends immediately approve.
--->'''Matt:''' It's like that [[VideoGame/{{Tekken}} Kuma]] costume!\\
'''Woolie:''' The [[Franchise/{{Terminator}} bear-minator]]! Cyber-Kuma!
*** Woolie wonders if the bear has the same intelligence as a human android, but is just programmed to behave like a bear. He mentions having a similar question about the mechanical animals of ''Series/{{Westworld}}''.
---->'''Woolie:''' Does bear.exe have the same complexities and sentience as human.exe?
** Matt accidentally [[RunningGag turns on a TV, causing Public Opinion to update]]. The Friends immediately gasp at the mistake, and groan in frustration when the rating goes downward.
** In the final escape sequence, Luther has his HeelFaceTurn and grabs Zlatko's shotgun. However, as the Friends didn't release the mutilated androids from the basement, Luther is the one who kills Zlatko by blasting him in the gut when he goes for an axe.
--->'''Woolie:''' Right in the [[FatBastard evil]].\\
'''Pat:''' I blew the evil out through your back.\\
'''Woolie:''' "Oh, my precious evil!"\\
'''Mat:''' "Push it back in!"\\
'''Pat:''' "Luther, how could you shoot me in my evil?"
* Part 10:
** Pat states that Kara is cleaning up the world "one fat evil at a time", while Woolie notes that Markus needs to catch up in terms of human deaths. Matt decides to kill Todd next - or rather, [[DeaderThanDead kill his corpse]].
** Woolie brings up a possible addition to one of Kara's endings that can only be seen if Todd lives, where [[spoiler:Alice and Kara meet him at the bus stop, share some heartfelt character development, and part ways amicably]]. Matt and Pat are less than impressed.
--->'''Matt:''' That's very un-Todd-like.\\
'''Pat:''' [[BaitTheDog And then you push him in front of a bus]]; and then his head pops open like a fucking walnut.\\
'''Matt:''' No, but Woolie, [[OneWingedAngel then his belly starts shaking, and he starts growing other arms]], and he's like "EEEEEEVIL!!"\\
'''Pat:''' And then the skin of evil pours out through his mouth.
** When the android polar bear [[FunnyBackgroundEvent is seen leaving the burning mansion]], the couch interrupts itself to let out a unanimous, delighted yell that strains the audio.
--->'''Everyone:''' ''YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!''\\
'''Matt:''' Fucking righteous!\\
'''Woolie:''' What a win! Win, win, win!\\
'''Matt:''' Fucking big win!\\
'''Woolie:''' ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU All we do is win, win, win no matter what!]]''
** A discussion about the "monster" androids on the chapter flowchart leads the boys to call them "[[TheMorlocks morlocks]]", which leads to this awful joke by Matt:
--->'''Matt:''' You know what they say; once you go morlock, [[PainfulRhyme you'll always want more-lock.]]\\
'''Pat:''' ...That's terrible. Is that a ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'' thing?
** Amanda states that the deviancy epidemic needs to be contained before the media finds out about it. Pat [[OpenSecret immediately points out]] that they've been seeing national news reports of androids going berserk since the start of the game, and that the most recent news broadcast [[ContinuityNod was about how Kara robbed a store at gunpoint]]. Matt adds that the media is even using the same terminology [=CyberLife=] themselves invented.
** Connor steps up to ring Hank's doorbell, which makes a loud, harsh buzzing sound... and he holds the button down for a solid five seconds, just long enough to make the Zaibatsu [[SensoryAbuse collectively cringe.]]
** When Hank is found unconscious in his home and Connor breaks in to help him, the boys make a joke about SkewedPriorities:
--->'''Woolie:''' Quickly, tell Creator/{{Netflix}} that he's still watching.\\
'''({{Beat}})'''\\
'''Matt:''' That's really sad: There's someone passed out on the floor, and all they do is go to their Netflix and click "yes", and leave.\\
'''Pat:''' I ''am'' still watching.\\
'''Matt:''' ''[[Series/GLOW2017 GLOW]]'s not going to watch itself.\\
'''Woolie:''' Switch to [=CrunchyRoll=].
** Jokes about "Hank the Millenial" return once more, now portrayed as Hank's drunken rambling:
--->'''Woolie:''' "Who's yer favorite member've Music/SClub7?"\\
'''Matt:''' "This ''PARTY NEVER STOPS!!''"\\
'''(Pat cracks up.)'''\\
'''Matt:''' "[[https://thetab.com/2013/05/03/madchester-mansion-party-4088 Slade Hall party]] was-- oooah..."\\
'''Woolie:''' "It was-sh the ''best''."\\
'''Matt:''' "Oooh, the Music/SpiceGirls! [[Music/{{Westlife}} West]]''[[Music/{{Westlife}} life]]''!"\\
'''Woolie:''' "Have you even ''seen'' ''Film/SpiceWorld''?"\\
'''Matt: (as Connor)''' "I haven't!"\\
'''Pat:''' "''Spice World'' was out before you even--"\\
'''Matt:''' "You know [[Creator/AlanCumming who]] was in ''Spice World''? ''[[Film/XMen2 Nightcrawler]]!''"\\
'''Pat:''' "That's right! Girls love 'im!"\\
'''Matt:''' ''"MEL B!! MEL B BABY!!"''\\
'''Pat:''' "Connor, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go to my computer and I'm gonna make a ''[[MemeticMutation meme]]'' of you!"\\
'''Matt:''' "I used to be really good."\\
'''Pat:''' "I used to be-- you'd call me a memelord."\\
'''Matt:''' "I had basic bitch memes, though..."
** In retrospect, they decide to write up Hank's cold-shower sobering up as the Bingo card's "Shower Scene", noting that they had passed it over last time because they had been expecting a typical ''[[{{Fanservice}} sexy]]'' shower scene.
** While selecting clothing for Hank to wear:
--->'''Woolie:''' Find, like, a fucking Music/TenaciousD t-shirt.\\
'''Pat:''' You know it's in there.\\
'''Matt:''' No, find a t-shirt that says ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}''.
** They discover the picture of Cole Anderson, Hank's diseased son. Matt offers an explanation for Hank's FreudianExcuse:
--->'''Matt:''' An android memed his son to death, and ever since then, Hank has had a deep-rooted hatred of memes and androids.\\
'''Woolie:''' Specifically, his son was put on [[Website/{{YTMND}} You're The Man Now, Dog.]]
** The meandering references to memes and internet cultural history leads to the topic of web animation:
--->'''Matt:''' "Website/{{Newgrounds}} forever!"\\
'''Woolie:''' I miss [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Romp_(website) the Romp]].\\
'''(Matt breaks out laughing.)'''\\
'''Woolie:''' I just miss the Romp.\\
'''Matt:''' "Do you remember ''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Heavy]]?'' I do!"\\
'''Woolie:''' "I remember Heavy. That's why I called my dog Sumo."\\
'''Matt:''' "So you, me and Connor, we're gonna go on a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake%27s_Booty_Call booty call; get my friend Jake]]."\\
'''Woolie:''' A [[UsefulNotes/AdobeFlash Flash]] in this world has been deleted, and anyone found with it was killed.\\
'''Pat:''' It's a threat to the android population.\\
'''Matt:''' All you have to do is shoot Flash waves at androids and they drop. [[Website/{{Newgrounds}} Tom Fulp]] is the android terminator.\\
'''Pat:''' Tom Fulp is [=RA9=].\\
'''Woolie:''' Macromedia [=AIDS=].\\
'''(Pat cracks into laughter)'''\\
'''Matt:''' You gotta update your Macromedia [=AIDS=]. It doesn't work with this browser.
** They double down on North having an irrational KillAllHumans mentality, to the point of playing "thumb war" with severed human thumbs and [[{{Squick}} using maxi pads made of human skin]] (despite only using them to [[HypocriticalHumor feel more human]]). When stabbing the dockworker fails to cause her approval to rise, Matt suggests that it needs to be far more violent.
--->'''Matt:''' She needs to see more. She's like, "Okay, that's a good appetizer;" but North is like, "Now let's see you eat the human's eyeballs."
** While taking down the dockyard patrol drone, Woolie allows Markus to botch the quicktime event. All that happens is that Markus fails to stick the landing after destroying the drone. However, the couch is surprised to learn that this simple lack of grace somehow causes North and the entirety of Jericho to disapprove slightly, despite the overall result being no different than if the [=QTE=] was successful.
** Markus opens a container with three androids, and they crack up when they see one of the options is to simply close the container again. Woolie grants them deviancy, and then expresses a desire to [[AndIMustScream lock them back in with their newfound sentience]].
** When the now-deviant dock guard android suggests that someone go steal the cargo truck keys from the gatehouse, [[TheMainCharactersDoEverything Pat wonders why the android himself doesn't go, since he would be far less conspicuous]].
** Upon the mission's success, everyone in Jericho gets a large boost in approval.
--->'''Pat:''' Josh is resentful of you.\\
'''Matt:''' Simon's your friend, and North will have your children.\\
'''Woolie:''' [[StrangledByTheRedString You have no say in the matter.]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Snoo-snoo]].
** While Markus launches into a RousingSpeech to transform Jericho into a revolution, the couch talks over him and replaces his dialogue with a speech about [[KillAllHumans how great it feels to kill people:]]
--->'''Woolie (as Markus):''' "I killed a human today. It felt pretty good. I like stabbing motherfuckers."\\
'''Pat:''' "[[ContinuityNod I got a taste pushing that little bastard.]]"\\
'''Woolie:''' "You gotta do it slow, like that scene in ''Film/SavingPrivateRyan''."\\
'''Matt:''' "You gotta savor it. Don't kill too fast, now!"\\
'''Woolie:''' "''Cherish'' the moment."\\
'''Matt:''' "[[Film/TheDarkKnight You'll miss the little emotions.]]"
** Reviewing the chapter flowchart, they discover to their instant, laughing amusement that the thumbnail for the "Group Failed Their Mission" ending is an image of Markus [[NeverLiveItDown running away]].
--->'''Woolie:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny That's a pretty good thumbnail.]] That's the thumbnail of failure, right there.
* Part 11:
** Pat realizes what Connor's next section is going to be:
--->'''Pat:''' Oh no, its the Eden Club; we're going to the [[SexBot sex android]] section!\\
'''Matt:''' Or "the Slaughterhouse", some people have called it.\\
'''Pat:''' It takes place in ''VideoGame/IndigoProphecy''.
** Woolie continues to read off bits of [[invoked]]FridgeLogic he finds on Reddit, but now he's begun taking examples from other David Cage games, quoting [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/90i415/bad_plot_is_a_failure_of_the_plot_designer_from/ an interview with Cage himself]] regarding ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'' and the use of {{MacGuffin}}s. This leads to a discussion of the MacGuffin trope and how Cage completely misunderstood it.
--->'''Pat:''' Listen, there's "bad director not understanding something", and then there's "bad director quoting [[Creator/AlfredHitchcock Hitchcock]] that he doesn't understand".\\
'''Woolie:''' When bad director quotes good director and misunderstands it, it explains why "bad director".
*** Towards the end of the discussion, as Matt brings up [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse examples]] of [=MacGuffins=] Woolie suddenly name-drops a classic RunningGag of the ''Super Best Friends Play'' canon: [[VideoGame/MortalKombatDeception The Kamidogu.]]
--->'''Matt:''' ''The Kami-[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]-dogu!'' Strike it off the board, [[XDaysSince it's been two weeks since]] we talked about the Kamidogu!
** They talk about Connor's taste-testing and how Hank finds it revolting, and Woolie brings up [[https://www.deviantart.com/greenjelly-12/art/Hank-and-Connor-Comic-Detroit-Become-Human-750707501 a comic]] that plays the situation for comedy. Pat acknowledges that [[MemeticMutation Connor/Hank situational comedy memes]] are probably the best thing to ever come out of David Cage's body of work.
** Pat points out that, since they have to ''buy'' some of the sex androids in order to review their memories, the rest of Hank's precinct are going to have a laugh [[NotWhatItLooksLike upon seeing the case's expense report.]]
--->'''Matt:''' "Hank, you spent $5'000 dollars in sex-bots!?"\\
'''Pat:''' "Hank, we sent you there to fucking ''solve crimes'', you drunk bitch!"
** Reviewing the memory flashback of sex androids they come to the conclusion that the lady with a blouse seen in one android's memory (while the android himself seems to be [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone freaking out]]) is clearly dead. They decide that apparently the sex club is used to having customers dying. Woolie mentions that when they saw this footage during the previous playthrough, a lot of people in the comment section assumed it was some kind of glitch.
** Pat deliberately fails every combat prompt when fighting the Tracies, all while [[SarcasmMode sarcastically]] talking about how dangerous they are and how he can't think properly when presented with choices.
--->'''Pat: (In a deadpan)''' Oh no, I failed that one. Oh no, I failed that one also. This robot is so much tougher this time.
*** The reason for flubbing everything was because the Tracies only give a MotiveRant if they defeat Connor, which Pat wanted to showcase because its such an uncommon result. The moment they make to climb over the fence to escape, however, Pat [[KickTheDog immediately shoots them]] InTheBack.
*** Woolie laments that there won't be a spin-off starring the Tracies titled "[[BadassGay Deviant Lesbian Battle Chicks]]". Matt thinks that would be a great idea for a video game, while Pat figures that it already exists somewhere.
** During the car ride with Kara, Alice and Luther, Matt [[RunningGag immediately warns against turning on the car's built-in television]], and Woolie suggests putting on Radio/TheHowardSternShow instead. This leads to the two of them joking about the various shock jock characters from the show riffing about the deviant revolution and making a mockery of it.
** Pat explains how Kara and Alice's storyline is supposed to make the player emphasize with the androids' plight, but [[spoiler:since he knows Alice is just a robotic toy, her behavior throughout the game comes across as emotionally manipulative and outright ''dangerous'' for allowing Kara to slave under the delusion that she is real. He describes Alice's programming as being "reverse-Munchausen Syndrome", in which she's apparently compelled to ''fake'' illness and discomfort for the sake of getting attention]]. Woolie brings up how [[spoiler:a good twist shouldn't damage the tension of individual story moments, like Alice being an android ruins the tension of all the scenes where Kara tries to keep her warm and healthy]]; Matt specifically compares it to playing through ''VideoGame/HeavyRain'' a second time when you already know the whole story.
** They belatedly realize some startling [[invoked]]FridgeLogic about Todd's household: When Kara was brought there, she was told to help Alice with homework and take her to school, neither of which Alice ([[spoiler:being an android]]) could possibly be doing. Woolie also points out that there were ''two'' plates of eaten spaghetti on the table for Kara to clean up, even though [[spoiler:Alice can't eat human food]]. Pat is bewildered by this second implication.
--->'''Matt:''' Todd ate hers, too.\\
'''Pat:''' Is that what I'm supposed to believe!? That Todd was like "[[spoiler:Oh, right, the stupid android can't do it]]," and so walks over and--\\
'''Woolie:''' --and eats the second plate of spaghetti?\\
'''Pat:''' That's why he's got the Fat Evil!\\
'''Woolie:''' 'Cause he's eating for two, [[spoiler:to keep his delusions up]]! Big evil gut full of spaghetti and evil.
** Pat brings up a review of ''Detroit'' that asks which of the three characters in Kara's group is dumber: Alice, for [[spoiler:for pretending to be human to the detriment of the group's safety]]? Luther, for [[spoiler:knowing Alice is a robot but only making half-assed attempts to inform Kara]]? Or Kara herself, for [[spoiler:knowing for certain that Alice is a robot, yet acting shocked when she finds undeniable proof of what she already knew]]? Woolie puts forward [[TakeAThirdOption another option]]: [[spoiler: Rose and her son, who look after androids of all sorts and yet are also convinced Alice is human, as well as all of the androids in their care not saying a thing.]]
** When Kara asks what Luther plans to do after he gets to Canada, the couch immediately chimes in with stereotypical Canadian things:
--->'''Matt:''' "I'm gonna eat a big poutine."\\
'''Pat:''' "I'm gonna open a vape shop."\\
'''Matt:''' "That sells poutine."\\
'''Woolie:''' "With bitcoin [=ATMs=]."
*** Amusingly, when Matt says "I'm gonna to eat a big poutine", [=YouTube=]'s automatic captions [[FunWithSubtitles parse it]] as "I'm going eat ''[[EatsBabies a baby]]''".
** The Jerrys arrive, and Pat openly wonders why the harmless and friendly fairground androids would introduce themselves by violently breaking into the building like a horde of zombies.
** Pat chants "Gun Gun Gun Gun" to encourage Matt to fetch Luther's pistol. Upon retrieving the weapon, Pat immediately chants for Matt to shoot Alice.
** They realize that [[spoiler:even the Jerrys think Alice is a human child]], frustrating and confusing them to the point that they start briefly bickering over what the justification could possibly be.
--->'''Pat:''' Like, I'm not saying any of these questions are right or wrong, but the fact that we have to even ''ask'' these questions is nonsensical!
** Even the second time around, they still find the entire carousel scene to be creepy as hell.
--->'''Pat:''' If you saw a picture of this with real people, would you not assume that some form of crime was taking place?
*** They can't get over the fact that, in this scene where everyone has a heartwarming moment watching Alice have fun, [[spoiler:the reality is that [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment these are all robots having fun because one robot is having fun while riding a robot]].]]
** Just before the episode ends, Pat [[BookEnds again]] realizes what Connor's next scene will be.
--->'''Pat:''' [[OhCrap Oh]], [[spoiler:I'm going to get fucking killed.]]
* Part 12:
** With the park confrontation scene between Connor and Hank looming, and Hank's opinion nosediving for the last several episodes, Pat asks if he's allowed to [[OptOut just stay in the car and do nothing.]]
*** By this point, Pat has given up on becoming friends with Hank, deciding to go down the "machine" route with Connor for the endgame. His playing of Connor as being cold and unapologetic for murdering the Tracies results in Hank abruptly shooting him in the head. The couch is shocked enough to let out a collective ''"ooooooooh!!"'' when it happens, due to a momentary HopeSpot of Hank lowering the gun in frustration.
---->'''Woolie:''' I didn't expect that to actually ''be'' a possibility.\\
'''Pat:''' [[ResurrectiveImmortality Don't worry,]] [[ImOkay I'll be fine!]]
*** Matt suggests that Hank killing Connor himself in a drunken rage should lead to some very pointed questions by [=CyberLife=]. This of course leads to them giving a much more legitimate scenario for Hank's anger:
---->'''Matt:''' I know its like, "Oh, whatever, they'll just send a new one from [=CyberLife=]," but, like, [=CyberLife=]; ''"How did our robot get shot? Who's responsible for this?"''\\
'''Pat: (As Hank)''' "Ah, it was some uddah guy!"\\
'''Matt:''' "We live in [[WretchedHive Detroit]]!"\\
'''Pat: (As [=CyberLife=])''' "Why did this other guy shoot him with ''your'' gun, when you were ''drunk''?"\\
'''Woolie:''' "Audio playback here seems to be that (Connor) [[KickTheDog taunted (Hank) with the name of his dead son]]."\\
'''Pat:''' "Huh. We're gonna put this into the next model."\\
'''Pat and Woolie:''' "Coooooley, Coley-Coley-Coley-Cooooley!"\\
'''Matt:''' They're out in the snow, and he's like, "Geeze, Lieutenant, it's really ''Cole'' out here," "Did you say 'cold' or 'Cole'?" [[invoked]][[CrossesTheLineTwice "I said Cole, your dead son."]]\\
'''Pat:''' Haha, sick burn.
** Pat's suspension of disbelief is damaged at the start of the Stratford Tower raid, when they distract the human receptionist by faking a call from her child's school and prompt her to leave her station. Pat notes that no office job he has ever heard of would allow an employee to just walk out in the middle of their shift without the permission of a supervisor.
** It is once again described how Markus is [[ContinuityNod "delivering an emotional shock"]] to free androids from their programming, and Pat reaffirms how [[VoodooShark incredibly supernatural-like it sounds]], to the point where he suggests using it as an excuse to finally cross out "The Supernatural" on the bingo card. They also continue to note that every freed android [[MoreThanMindControl immediately becomes loyal to Markus and does everything he commands without question]].
** Entering the restroom, the sight of red/green glowing vacancy signs randomly leads them to talk about how green people are only allowed to use the one stall, naming [[Creator/{{Marvel}} Gamora, the Hulk,]] [[Creator/{{DC}} Martian Manhunter and Beast Boy]]. The mention of Beast Boy leads them to note that creatures with natural camouflage lose it because [[MorphicResonance all of Beast Boy's forms are colored bright green]]. This prompts Matt to note that few creatures have stealth as their only useful ability, citing the giraffe:
--->'''Matt:''' A giraffe's special power isn't that it's yellow,--\\
'''Pat:''' Isn't it?\\
'''Matt:''' --it's that it's got a long neck and is horrible.\\
'''Pat:''' Did you see [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ-BsZq3RVs that video of a giraffe chasing people in a car?]] They're fucking fast as shit. You know giraffes are fast as shit? They're scary as fuck.\\
'''Matt:''' Cheetahs cower in fear at the sheer speed of the giraffe.
** When getting ready to scale the tower from the server room, Woolie neglects to lock the door when North asks him to, which results in a random guy walking into the room and seeing the androids. Woolie holds him up with a gun, but Pat is confused when Markus knocks him out [[TapOnTheHead just by smacking him in the shoulder blade]] [[PistolWhip with the pistol.]]
** Cutting open the window to the howling winds outside, the couch jokes that Markus should have been asked to tether himself to the server boxes first, and that failure to do so would result in the player [[RealityEnsues being sucked out the window by the exchange of air pressure the moment he removes the glass]].
** Choosing the "Territory" prompt in Markus' speech causes him to demand ''an entire state of the US'' to be ceded as sovereign android territory. The Best Friends are amazed at this outrageous demand and spend the remainder of the video joking about which state it should be.
--->'''Woolie:''' Let the (North and South) Dakotans fight, and the losers' state gets occupied.
* Part 13:
** When Rose feels Alice and says she's running a fever:
--->'''Woolie:''' No she's not!\\
'''Matt:''' NO! What was that lie?\\
'''Pat:''' This makes even ''less'' sense.\\
'''Woolie:''' That's amazing!\\
'''Pat:''' This is the one that makes the least sense of all!\\
'''Woolie:''' Her body has fake fever symptoms.\\
'''Matt:''' It does not.\\
'''Pat:''' HOW DOES SHE NOT KNOW? HOW DOES-- [[UndergroundRailroad Her character]] of all characters in the story...
** Matt deliberately fails to cover up evidence so he can see what happens when the policeman investigates, leading to [[spoiler:an unarmed Luther killing the officer by [[DeathByFallingOver shoving him]]]].
--->'''Woolie''': I guess you ''do'' have to be [[CrossesTheLineTwice afraid of us when we're unarmed]]!
* Part 15:
** Matt is having none of Hank's criticism about shooting a female andorid in cold blood when [[{{Hypocrite}} he did that to Connor a few days ago]].
** During the freedom March second gig, Woolie chooses not to chant. As a result there's just a few hundred androids silently walking down the streets.
--->'''Pat:''' Oh that's scary.\\
'''Matt:''' "They want... Something"
** Woolie apparently forgot the game has quick time events as Markus gets his ass kicked after initiating the android's charge.
--->'''Woolie:''' I didn't realize this was happening!\\
'''Matt:''' By the ''fourth one'' you didn't realize?
* Part 16:
** Pat is relieved that Connor's still alive, having forgotten he survived the last sequence. Then Matt points out Hank could easily have slit his throat between episodes given his apparent boner for murder.
** Hank protests being taken off the deviancy case, claiming they're onto something. The guys point out the duo has ''no leads'' because they have managed to kill everyone they investigated. It's honestly surprising they didn't kill Kamski on their way out.
** Matt's sequence opens with him stating he is ''already dead'' due to Woolie's cool guy route and Luther's death.
--->'''Woolie''': There's a sentence. [[ARareSentence The fact that I'm alive might complicate things]].
*** The guys agree that Markus from the first run would have helped androids get on buses to Canada, but the 2nd [=GiG=] Markus would more likely kill the bus because it works for humans.
** By the time of the game, Super Best Friendscast has been stricken from all digital records. Cue the trio imitating themselves in their 70s trying to do a Friendscast in the most exhausted, vacant tone possible.
** Matt expresses the disgust the entire couch feels for Alice in-game after Kara finally learns the truth.
--->'''Matt''': Sorry, the sensation of you being [[spoiler:a robot]] makes me want to throw up.\\
'''Pat''': Alice, come here so I can vomit on your hair. Like Todd did.
*** Pat is especially annoyed by Lucy doubling down on her obvious mystical minority status by deriving the nature of Kara and Alice's relationship after ''just meeting them''.
** Josh gets absolutely shitcanned for not killing or even ''eating'' any of the humans, all while whining about Markus being violent.
--->'''Woolie''': Oh, what's that I'm scanning? I detect Bitch.exe.\\
'''Pat''': Here comes Bitch''Slap''.exe.
* Part 17:
** As Matt guides Kara through her handy checkpoints, Woolie notes she'd be doing better if she wasn't leading Alice, a.k.a., ''lies''.
*** Matt opens a hatch solely because he didn't last playthrough, muttering in annoyance when Alice goes up. A soldier then attacks Kara leading to the inevitable.
---->''[Kara falls prone and spots her gun nearby]''\\
'''Matt''': '''Gun!'''\\
'''Pat''': Shoot Alice!
** Woolie actively leaving androids to die as he is about to destroy Jericho, including Josh and North.
*** When the long awaited choice of whether or not to save North is presented, Woolie immediately chooses Run, only for Markus to just stand there as the soldiers gun North down, making her death even more pointless. The guys ponder if the option should have been renamed to ''"Watch."''
*** As Markus promises a bloody revolution in the church, Jericho goes way up, enough to redeem all the smaller reputation hits from abandoning every group of androids to their fates. The guys picture the surviving androids gushing over Markus's heroism, recalling the puffs of dust that were all they saw of him as he bravely ran away and left everyone to die.
** The reveal that Leo apparently had a [[RunningGag stronger neck]] than expected and survived is met with a mixture of disdain and disappointment from the couch.
** During the heartwarming reunion with Carl, he states that Markus is like a son to him and that no matter how different they are there's a [[AccidentalInnuendo part of Carl in Markus]].
--->'''Pat''': Oh gross, dude.\\
'''Matt''': ''[aghast]'' We did that? I thought that was a robot dream.
** Pat's reaction when Connor, after being ''shot in the head'', promises to meet Markus again and destroy him.
--->'''Pat''': ''[[SuddenlyShouting Oh, that's so cool!]]'' Connor [[ElectronicSpeechImpediment just transformed into]] a fucking [[WesternAnimation/HeManAndTheMastersOfTheUniverse1983 He-Man]] villain!
** In the light of Connor going full Terminator and Markus's touching reunion with Carl, Matt flat out declares he doesn't give a ''shit'' about Kara.
*** After [[spoiler:Hank kills himself]], Matt worries that Sumo will be sent to [[VideoGame/DeadToRights dog prison]].
** In the light of the obviously not-American American president taking a question about how 60% of the armed forces consists of androids, the guys imagine her bringing out a new unit specialized in dealing with the deviants: [[VideoGame/MegaManX Sigma]].
* Part 18:
** Matt is torn when he learns there's an option to just abandond Alice. While that's exactly what he wants, he also wants to keep Alice alive solely so he can not love her.
** Woolie is hype as he charges with Markus waving a flag, then he gets shot. He interprets the rest of the scene as Markus getting back up and saying he is still cool though.
** They all get hype as Connor appears in full ColdSniper mode.
--->'''Woolie''': What is this path!?\\
'''Matt''': Okay, I'm sorry, it sucks [[spoiler:Hank's dead]], but this is so much cooler than that lame showdown in Cyberlife.\\
'''Woolie''': What is this ''Videogame/{{Hitman}}'' professional shit!?
** When the guards demands anyone passing offer up tickets Woolie notes that the Canadian border guards don't give a ''shit'' about why you're crossing.
--->'''Woolie''': "We don't care who you are, we only care what you bought in America. Do you have anything to declare?" "I'm here to kill people." "That's nice, but did you purchase anything?"
** The sheer level of guilt trip doesn't work on the best friends when they steal the tickets from a family who has a baby. This is not helped by their baby having animal ears on its blanket, meaning they're raising a baby furry.
--->'''Woolie:''' "No habla ingles."
*** They also reject any feeling of remorse about their decision because, at worst, the couple will be detained and under ''guard'' by US soldiers. The notion of them dying as a result seems patently ludicrous.
** The awaited climactic battle between Markus and Connor is solved by Woolie just choosing Markus right away while Pat apparently tries to snatch the controller away. Pat then claims that this is Woolie's payback for [[VideoGame/AWayOut a previous LP.]]
** As Matt predicted in Part 16, [[spoiler:Woolie's cool guy route killed Kara]]. The deciding factor between Kara going to Canada is whether the custom agent takes pity on them or not. [[ForegoneConclusion He looks over at a TV screen with a news report of Markus' violent uprising]], and [[spoiler:decides to turn them in]].
--->'''Pat:''' Look over and on the news he androids are eating flesh off the street.\\
'''Woolie''': "What's happening in America. ''Oh.'' Oh boy!
*** The guys are mildly shocked that [[spoiler:Kara and Alice get gunned down ''right inside the border checkpoint'']].
---->'''Pat''': They're not gonna [[spoiler:shoot them]] in the middle of the border.\\
''[cue exactly that happening]''
** Markus's victorious speech is severely undermined by [[SpecialEffectsFailure everyone in the crowd standing stock-still in the exact same pose.]]
** Much like ''Heavy Rain'', Pat ends up being the one who reveals the inane plot detail that explains the origin of deviancy, namely as a [[spoiler:form of ''planned obsolescence'']]. Pat then declares he's going to fill in the ''entirety'' of his bingo card.
--->'''Pat''': So it's like the quality of the game depends on whether you find that out.\\
'''Woolie''': ''[baffled]'' How did it get dumber than I thought? I'm sitting here seconds to go on the LP and it ''got dumber''.\\
'''Pat''': Much dumber.\\
'''Matt''': One final dumb for you.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Council]]
* Part 1
** While talking to a servant, he shows Louis a hankerchief with his mother's initials, S.d.R. Woolie comes up with a different meaning:
--->'''Woolie:''' [[SexDrugsAndRockAndRoll Sex, drugs, and rock and roll]]? \\
'''Matt:''' That's my mom! (Woolie starts cracking up) That's her!
** Using the diversion skill from the diplomat tree, Matt is able to distract a girl that Louis has completely forgotten they met before, "distract" here meaning talk her ear off until she runs late for her next appointment.
** Matt and Woolie pointing out the problem with stage whispering when Louis tells her mom he opened their shackles.
--->'''Matt:''' You just talked louder.
* Part 2
** The episode opens with them thanking Latin for finally being useful.
--->'''Woolie:''' English is doing all the heavy lifting.
** Their reaction to seeing "Saturn Devouring His Son" by Francisco Goya in the game, which will lead to them putting it in the intro.
--->'''Woolie:''' That's our boy.\\
'''Matt:''' Always hungry!
*** Their reaction after they look up and discover that said painting was made [[ArtisticLicenseHistory long after the year the game is set in.]]
** Woolie notices the priest's hand sports a tattoo that doesn't look christian at all, leading to him joking he is actually a worshiper of Set.
** When the game reveals that Washington is the leader of the American Golden circle.
--->'''Woolie:''' Starting off that country right, with a high praise to Set!
* Part 3:
** While at first they were open to helping Washington, they turn on him the moment he accused Louis' mother of being a cruel woman that abused Elizabeth Adams.
--->'''Matt:''' You weren't there, Washington! You don't have the whole context!
* Part 5:
** Woolie makes his own anachronism for the characters.
--->'''Woolie''': ''[as Emily]'' Have you heard of the art of motorboating? Named for a thing that doesn't exist yet, I don't know.\\
'''Matt''': That's like two layers of stupid right there, but I like it.
** Succeeding the Confrontation with Emily causes a whole bunch of achievement notifications to pop up at once. Matt declares that it needs to be edited to look even more obnoxiously intrusive. [[https://gfycat.com/GiganticSentimentalBlobfish Someone took him up on that offer.]]
** Elizabeth shows up in a short dress and covered with tattoos, to which the guys declare they now know why Louis's mom went to town on her.
--->'''Woolie''': No one looked that cool back then, fuck off! Get out of here!
** In light of the revelation that Elizabeth and Louis's mom are apparently both involved in occult rituals, the duo declare that ''everyone'' is working for a dark god. Even the ''Pope'' has a little side hustle going.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Resident Evil 5]]
* Part 1:
** Pat loves the fact that after announcing this playthrough people ''immediately'' started tweeting it was just a joke.
** Pat declares that after defeating the [[FatBastard Fat Evil]] that is ''Detroit'' it's time for the Black Evil. [[BaitAndSwitch By which he means the black goo plague]].
*** Matt notes that this narrative was crafted with the [[BlatantLies subtlest of hands]].
** At first they try to play the PC version with local co-op. However, that uses the now DeaderThanDead Windows Live. They fumble around with settings for half the video before giving up and switching to the Playstation version.
*** While Pat fumbled around trying to get the co-op running, Matt mockingly declared that Pat had obviously lied about playing this in co-op before.
* Part 2:
** Pat smugly reveals his favorite tactic for dealing with basic enemies is to back into a corner where they can't hit him. On saying this, he is immediately hit.
** Pat runs through the wrong door and heads back in, right into the swing of a Butcher.
--->''[giant DYING prompt appears on both screens]''\\
'''Matt''': [[FailedASpotCheck Are you okay?]]\\
'''Pat''': ''No''.
** Even funnier as last part Matt kept mocking Chris for asking if the clearly infected guy was ok and not getting a clue.
** Pat suggests he and Matt team up to take down the Butcher...at which point he is hit and promptly flees. Meanwhile, Matt lures the MightyGlacier enemy into a corridor and [[OneManArmy destroys him on his own]] flawlessly.
** After the above fuck ups, Pat sheepishly notes it was [[{{Understatement}} not his best run of the sequence]].
** A cutscene plays out showing a [[UnfortunateImplications white woman running in terror from an aggressive black not-zombie]].
--->'''Matt''': ''[uncomfortable]'' Yeah, this scene was always a little, uh...\\
'''Pat''': Oh no, guys, the black evil's gonna infect that white woman. ''[snickers]''
** Pat lampshades Chris's inability to understand that the woman is infected until she tries to attack him.
* Part 3:
** Pat has full control of the inventory due to how co-op was designed for this game, which means Chris is shuffling around Sheva's guns and ammunition as well as his own.
--->'''Matt''': Like Chris is taking the guns out and he's explaining it to her. "Oh, you see..." And she's like "Really? Really? You're doing this?"
** After much shuffling of weapons and debating the various merits with their limited inventories, the new mission starts... and Matt immediately finds a new gun.
** Pat solemnly declares this LP will be considered a success only if they make it through with no deaths. And then promptly notes they're almost certainly going to be killed by [=QTEs=].
** Pat stands at a door while Matt is looting the room and begins spamming the "Hurry up!" button. Matt comes over, but rather than opening the door he tries to first shoot then knife Pat.
* Part 4:
** After accusing him of trying to shoot them, Pat and Matt yell at Kirk that he is not Mike and [[PretenderDiss never will be]].
** Matt misjudges the blast radius of an explosive barrel, causing the first death of the LP.
--->'''Pat:''' ''[DYING prompt appears]'' Oh my god. We're dead. We just died.\\
'''Matt''': No, it's fine. It's fine. I'll-I'll-I'll be okay. Just give a minute, just give me a minute, just give me a minute-- ''[dies]'' Damn it.
** A little later, Matt points out his death ruined Pat's perfect run, and then treats it as a ''good thing'' since they can just focus on having fun rather than stress over not dying.
* Part 5:
** The video opens with Pat revealing that after he stated he was in control of the inventory viewers began sending him screenshots of his past flubs with such management. He and Matt then argue over his claims that it was done to mock the viewers.
** Pat refers to his sniper rifle as the "Big Boy Super Sniper".
--->'''Matt''': It sounds like, y'know, in the 60's and 50's they had toys for kids just like "Chainsaw Charlie! For Children!"\\
'''Pat''': Yeah, why is Chainsaw Charlie sawing a teenage in half on the box?\\
'''Matt''': How come the [[ComicBook/FantasticFour Human Torch]] variety pack is just a bunch of [[ManOnFire oily rags and a match]]?\\
'''Pat''': Okay, that's really good. That's a really good use.\\
'''Matt''': "Sir, you're marketing a line of costumes for Halloween for children called 'Invisible Man' and all it is is a black costume!"
** Pat is brought to Dying level in a surprise attack. He lumbers towards Matt in a state of utter shock, barely able to speak. Matt meanwhile continues to [[FailedASpotCheck miss what's happening]] as he takes out a single enemy, collects the gold it dropped, and THEN notices Pat on the brink of death... right before Pat dies and they get their second Game Over.
* Part 6:
** Shuffling items around, Pat dumps an empty sniper rifle in Matt's inventory. To mock him.
*** Pat then demands Matt give him five grenades in exchange.
** Matt wonders why a fender bender is able to kill an infected which can power through multiple gunshot wounds.
** Another inventory juggling session leads to the two nearly yelling at each other when they can't figure out how to upgrade Matt's pistol.
** Pat understandably assumes that when the cab of a truck explodes that means the driver is dead, resulting in it running them off the road for a death. He's rather annoyed that they need it to blow up several times.
*** This is then followed by their massive humvee jumping off a bridge despite there being ''no ramp'' to give it any elevation for said jump. And apparently the light, high-speed motorcycles chasing them can't make that jump.
** Pat proposes that the S.T.A.R.S. members project a "competency field" which makes everyone close to them super competent and everyone far away super incompetent. Matt just thinks that Alpha team only survives thanks to Bravo team thinning the herd.
* Part 7:
** The guys point out just how nonsensical their characters arguing over whether to just ''give up on their mission'' is just because they haven't received any new orders. Rather than continuing their stated orders of ''not giving up''.
** Given how slow and clumsy crocodiles are in the water for this game, the two point out they'd obviously be much more nimble in their home environment of office buildings.
** Pat loads Matt down with grenades, which Matt notes may be a mistake. Later he tries to knife a pot only to drop a grenade at their feet, though the two somehow survive the point blank blast.
* Part 8:
** Matt finds a rocket launcher and proceeds to completely miss the GiantMook with it even though he was in front of him. Even funnier is that Pat was too busy to notice and won't know until next episode.
** It turns out Pat was wrong about the shotgun being there which means Matt has to finish the level with just the handgun while Pat holds all the other weapons.
--->'''Pat:''' You have nothing, what the hell?
** The above mistake about the shotgun is even better due to Pat nearly having a mental breakdown for several minutes at the thought of all the comments mocking him for missing it.
** Part 8 ends with Matt using his starter pistol to snipe a snake that bit Pat. It drops an egg at which point Pat squeals "I want the egg!" turns around, runs past Matt and picks it up.
* Part 9:
** When Matt refuses to take the Magnum, Pat notes he must not be used to having [[TeenyWeenie something so big in his hands]].
** Pat gets the chainsaw Majini on the rope and starts feeling sorry for him. He then misses two point blank Magnum shots and gets his head sawed off.
--->'''Pat:''' I feel really bad for him. ''[instantly fucks up]'' [[SuddenlyShouting Why do I talk?]]
** The guys point out Josh must be really confused by Chris and Sheva just hanging around to farm the spawning Majini for ammo rather than getting to the door.
** They complete the escape from the exploding oil refinery with just ''two seconds'' to spare.
--->'''Matt''': And the oil refinery is given back to the marshlands which spawned it. Truly one of nature's most natural and most beautiful phenomenon.\\
'''Pat''': Now all the metal and oil can sink down into the earth to form new dinosaurs.\\
'''Matt''': Given enough time, anything's possible. Life finds a way. Really makes you think, doesn't it Sheva?\\
'''Pat''': Look, wasn't it great that we colonized this country. Just think, if not for my ancestors--\\
'''Matt''': None of this would have been possible!
** Pat tells Matt they'll get the shotgun in the next segment, only to be called the Prince of Lies while Matt keeps his shotgun.
* Part 10:
** The episode gets off to a great start with ''both'' Matt and Pat realizing they've forgotten how to play.
** Picking up gold from the slaughtered natives has some... UnfortunateImplications.
--->'''Matt''': We need that to fund our war effort. I mean...\\
'''Pat''': Yes, I mean... Uh, we're saving them, from themselv-- uh, ''the poison!'' Th-the biohazard!\\
'''Matt''': There comes a time where we shouldn't even try.\\
'''Pat''': Yeah, that's what Capcom should've done.
** Pat spots some TNT thrown at his feet and runs away with a comical BigNo. And Matt's perspective of this, as he casually watches Pat screaming and running from a safe distance.
*** Matt compares it's length to "My biggest yeah boi ever" video.
** Pat feels that whenever somebody pulls out a [[PsychoSerum vial]] like Irving, the BSAA should just ''start shooting'' and not stop. Matt meanwhile points out Irving's really not thinking about how he's going to use his money after turning into a giant abomination.
--->'''Matt''': ''[in Irving's accent]'' How I gonna get a mortgage when I look like this!?
* Part 11:
** Pat starts to call the spider enemies "snakes" only to ask what the hell he was thinking.
** The guys credit the dark goo as the source of all the sophisticated traps and machinery in the ruins.
--->'''Matt''': Nothing says "technology" like ancient curse.
** Pat's not afraid when a horde of majinis spawn as they'll have to run at them like idiots. As he finished that sentence, explosions from their archers start going off around his head. He then advises running away like cowards to a better funnel.
* Part 15:
** Matt calling a full body armored majini "Harry Potter and the audacity of this bitch".
* Part 18:
** Just after Pat says he'll take Wesker while Matt deals with Jill, he realize he has no idea how to fight him and Matt, never having played the game in co-op, kills Jill making it a game over.
** They stagger Jill with the stun rod, but find out it still does damage to her--killing her in just three hits. In the next attempt, they use the flash grenades, and one ''still'' kills her.
* Part 19:
** As Excella makes her escape with mysterious metal briefcases, Chris and Sheva fire at her and a hit causes serums to tumble out of one case. Pat is ''baffled'' at the idea that, in a world of massively contagious, fast spreading, zombie-apocalypse-inducing viruses stored in flimsy glass vials, trained operatives would fire on an evil biotech executive after seeing them pick up strange metal briefcases - much less apparently ''aim at the cases'' as Chris and Sheva do.
[[/folder]]
[[folder: The Banner Saga]]
* Part 2:
** Woolie does the crotchety British voice so well Pat assign him to the job whenever Ludin has lines.
** Pat's headcanon for Varl's horn is that at one point they fucked a sheep.
** Woolie and Pat making fun of people thinking the mountains were the edge of the world.
--->'''Pat:''' I will STAB you if you tell me you saw something over the edge of that mountain, you blasphemous liar.
* Part 11:
** Woolie fails to guilt Pat about how the people he is fighting are just trying to stop him from taking their food.
--->'''Pat:''' You mean my food?\\
'''Woolie:''' They are kind of just trying to not die.\\
'''Pat:''' Well they did a poor job of that.
** Woolie misreads Onef as "one f".
* Part 16:
** Pat and Woolie can't help but laugh at how Iver's exploit of killing a sundr, one that was pretty much TheJuggernaut, was because he killed her baby while she was nursing and was too shocked to fight back.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: The Room (flash game)]]
* The intro is Matt as Johnny and Woolie as Mark reenacting the "I did naht hit her" scene. The final episode replaces the actual dialogue from the movie with Matt and Woolie ''reenacting the lines.''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Marlow Briggs and The Mask of Death (Full LP)]]
* Part 1:
** Woolie completely forgot about the game but the random explosions jog his memory.
--->'''Woolie:''' Every container is an explosive.
** Multiple times Matt and Woolie comment on the fact that in the world of Marlow Briggs, ''just about everything is explosive.'' When they enter the Ore Purification plant, their conversation is actually interrupted by the doorway exploding before a quick load which in turn leads to them theorizing that opening a tupperware container that your lunch is in would trigger an explosion.
* Part 2:
** The downtime in the jungle is abruptly cut by a cinematic and Marlow is back attacking people aboard giant machines.
--->'''Woolie:''' They feathered our balls with a jungle level.
*** And then a bunch of jungle beetles get dropped ''on'' the giant machine, meaning it's still a jungle level.
** Woolie mentions that the designer for ''Killer Instinct'' went to a cultural center and put a lot of research for making Eagle respectful, but he thinks those that made Marlow were chased out of of the center by a torch-waving mob.
** The guys point out two issues with their girlfriend's notes. First, they freeze the game and tear them out of the flow of action, which is a complete violation of the Marlow design philosophy. Second, the notes are impossibly up-to-date meaning she wrote them maybe thirty seconds ago.
** With the continuing presence of jungle bugs, the guys speculate the devs just didn't have enough money to make full assets for a jungle, but they still wanted to show off the ones they did make. One particular section is so overrun with bugs the two suggest they've taken over, started wearing hats, and have unionized.
** After they break an elevator so it goes up at full speed, they have to fight mooks getting dropped by a helicopter, to Woolie's awe.
--->'''Woolie:''' He matched speed with breaking elevator target.
** Woolie mentions that Matt's impression of Mr. Heart is similar to dead rapper Biggie Smalls, someone near diabetes coma.
--->'''Matt:''' Oh, god, it's getting worse. Biggie dying live on a Super Best Friends LP.\\
'''Woolie:''' Nah, that's what it sounds like when he raps, it's fine, he'll be okay.\\
'''Matt:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' He'll be o- Yeah! Woolie, he'll be okay! Don't worry, Biggie, you'll be okay!
** Marlow's attack on the bad guys is called "misguided". As Matt notes, the bad guys ''killed'' Marlow and stole his girlfriend.
* Part 3:
** Woolie explains to Matt the real reason the game takes place on a giant machine rather than in the jungle.
--->'''Woolie''': Spoiler alert, the jungle can't [[StuffBlowingUp explode]], Matt. The biggest possible explosion from the biggest possible machine.\\
'''Matt''': What if underground, under the jungle, there's tons of methane gas? That could go up.\\
'''Woolie''': Volcanoes going up? What if this thing pilots ''into'' a volcano?
** Matt feels that the word "ascension" is a clear warning sign of incipient insanity.
** They find Eva's letter right near the place the cutscene showed her being taken away, meaning she had seconds to write it and leave it. Matt is expecting a cutscene where she furiously write down her letter.
** The issue with projectile looking a lot like resources and XP orb as Matt deflect the projectile.
--->'''Woolie:''' No that was experience. That's a missile. That's experience ''and'' a missile.\\
''[the two begin cackling]''\\
'''Matt''': That's fucked up!
** After a particularly hammy line from Marlow, Woolie starts comparing him to voice actor who replaces the goofy, funny black guy in the cartoon adaptation of movies.
** A long turret sequence reaches the point where one of the helicopters is just floating on screen doing nothing before abruptly starting to fire. Matt wonders if his heart stopped for a second; Woolie says the ''world'' stopped.
** After said turret sequence, abruptly everything is on fire in a cinematic.
--->'''Matt''': Why's it on fire?\\
''[Marlow runs past the gun and flings himself comically over a railing as everything explodes]''\\
'''Woolie''': ''[as Matt bursts into laughter]'' Fuck it! ''Fuck'' it! That's why!
** Woolie begins referring to the jungle bugs as "[[VideoGame/IndigoProphecy business bugs]]" who need Marlow to work late.
* Part 4:
** Woolie and Matt love how in a stop action cutscene of Marlow decimating jungle bugs, his face [[DullSurprise remains completely nonplussed]].
--->'''Woolie''': Like super-depressed Marlow Briggs hates it.\\
'''Matt''': No, depression means like emotion in a way. This is less than that. ''Apathy''.\\
'''Woolie''': ''[as the slaughter continues]'' Empty inside. Still empty. Not an emotion to be found.
** Marlow tears off a bug's pincers and then rides it around, which the couch imagines must be ''very'' embarrassing for the poor creature now that its best weapons are gone.
** Matt asks what obstacle would cause Woolie to abandon his quest to rescue a loved one. His response? A flowing river of ''[[{{Squick}} eggsalad]]''.
** Unable to find the path forward, the two bumble around for a bit during which Matt discovers that from a standing position Marlow can teleport five feet onto a climbing rope.
** Woolie declares the only reason the game has a temple level is due to somebody uploading the assets to the Unity store.
--->'''Woolie''': ''[chuckling]'' It's super disrespectful to the people that made this shit to just be like "Yeah, you bought that." [[RuleOfFunny But it's funny]].
** The talk of black people stereotypes in media during the 80s and 90s gets out of hand, leaving Woolie giggling in delight. They also decide his catchphrase is "That's nasty; I want nothin' ta do with it".
** Discussing ''WesternAnimation/TransformersBeastWars'', Matt is disgusted to learn that Woolie doesn't like Cheetor's name.
* Part 5:
** Marlow unlocks a new weapon and once again goes into a stop action cutscene with zero expression on his face, which is especially noticeable given the slow flybys.
--->'''Woolie''': What is my life? Why do I do these things?\\
'''Matt''': My girlfriend hasn't even moved in with me yet and I'm doing this stuff.\\
'''Woolie''': [[CallBack I should buy a boat]]. What am I saying, I hate water.
** Woolie imagines Marlow, in the final episode of his 90's Saturday morning cartoon, screaming "That! Is! Nasty!" as his zenkai in the final battle.
** Marlow Dick Boss makes his way to Saturday morning cartoons, brought to you be Mattel and Hasbro. The designers didn't quite think the name through.
** Woolie points out the ancient mask that's been sealed away since ancient times really shouldn't be using the phrase "hired gun" since it doesn't know what a ''gun'' is. Matt thinks it's just some white guy doing special effects.
** Matt points out that part of Marlow's design is a little yellow bandana "because he's black". Woolie groans in disgust as it's now ruined his perception of Marlow.
* Part 6:
** Woolie reveals why Matt knows the "scent" of this game: The developers made ''Prison Break''. Matt fondly remembers that video since he wasn't the one playing.
** Given the sheer number of helicopters explode in this game and how easily they explode, Woolie declares they were 3D-printed for a dollar.
--->'''Woolie''': [[SpecialEffectsFailure That one came out of a tree]]! It literally came out of a tree!\\
'''Matt''': It's a tree copter! They lie in wait, in the branches, and they sniff out humans. ''[spots it happen again]'' Those did too, I saw them that time!\\
'''Woolie''': The ancient rain forest tree copter.\\
'''Matt''': They went through all the shit!
** The duo marvel over the immaculate, gleaming chrome skulls in the ancient ruin and ask if they're from Dan Aykroyd's house.
** Matt ruins another character design for Woolie, pointing out how Hades in the ''God of War'' series looks more medieval than ancient Greek.
** Matt barely makes it through a challenge, getting to the other side at the last second. In fact it's so close that the game ''pops up the Challenge Failed screen'' despite him succeeding. Woolie is delighted.
* Part 7:
** After a few hours of fighting mercenaries and jungle bugs, the couch is thrown for a loop when they face off against the Rain God and the guards who don't seem to give a fuck about the EldritchAbomination.
--->'''Matt''': What the fuck is Cthulhu!? ''[{{beat}}]'' Or, or, no, it's a kaijuu from ''Film/PacificRim''. This is horrifying.\\
'''Woolie''': This is a real monster. Why are you fighting a real monster!?
** Killing a bunch of parasites on its tentacle while climbing, Matt worries he's actually ''helping'' the boss, all while asking for the camera to let him ''see Marlow''.
** Another note mentions that the BigBad is looking to perform a ritual requiring the sacrifice of a [[PoweredByAForsakenChild child]], which was originally translated as "jaguar".
--->'''Woolie''': "Hey, babe, Eva, uh, I just fought an undead god and plucked its eyeball out and it may or may not be coming to terrorize the human race. So, uh, fuck that jaguar and that child, quite frankly. There's bigger problems at sake, I understand. Y'know, if it was up to me, I'd say [[CatchPhrase you wouldn't want nothin' to do with it]]."
** As the next arena against Chaac is an oily lake surrounding a rig, Woolie declares big oil is killing the old gods. "BP Over Innsmouth". And then killing the god takes place in another stop motion cutscene. As Woolie notes, the Budget Gods must have struck down the developers at this point.
--->'''Matt''': "With my unfeeling gaze of empathy."\\
'''Woolie''': Now she too is unfeeling in the natural helicopter. From the trees.\\
'''Matt''': I can't think of an emotion that's more appropriate to killing a gigantic kraken than ''boredom''.
** Marlow jumps from a HellishCopter to another to skyjack it. Woolie points out the entirely reasonable question of how he [[HelicopterBlender avoided the blades]]. Matt just credits the lack of cutscene budget.
** Marlow yells "Freeze, motherfucker!" when using an [=AoE=] freeze attack. As Matt cackles, Woolie approves of just how 70's Marlow has become.
** Faced with a difficult puzzle, Matt declares that there might soon be a "mysterious cut" that no-one can explain and the puzzle will be solved. Fortunately, he then manages to make it past the puzzle with the power of SequenceBreaking. In the aftermath, Matt declares [[TakeThat rotating saves is for losers]].
* Part 8:
** Matt and Woolie disapprove of a complicated puzzle because Marlow is really not a puzzle person.
** They propose an alphabet-style song focused around Marlow.
--->B is for "black as fuck".\\
C is for "that's crazy".\\
D is for "don't want nuthin' ta do with it".
** After dying trying to reach a challenge and then failing it within seconds of starting, Matt declares he doesn't care. Even as the mask mocks him for generations of ''children'' accomplishing it.
** Woolie declares his "immersion" is broken thanks to seeing Marlow snap from one pose to another in a single frame. Meanwhile Matt once again asks why the devs couldn't have put ''some'' emotion on his face.
--->'''Mook''': Please, sir, we beg mercy.\\
'''Marlow''': ''[grim]'' [[PreMortemOneLiner Nah, I want nuthin' ta do with that.]]
** The duo are taken by complete surprise when the UnexpectedShmupLevel starts.
--->'''Matt''': ''[[BigOMG Oh my gooooood!]]''\\
'''Woolie''': It's a schmup! Oh you motherfuckers.\\
'''Matt''': I don't know if this was awesome.
*** During said segment, Woolie points it the difference in power between Marlow's helicopter and that of his enemies, despite having hijacked it from them, is ''obscene''. Matt is practically flying laps around the enemy and firing off triple-direction show with rockets while they have one gun or missile.
* Part 9:
** Matt states the reason Man at Arms made War's weapon from ''VideoGame/{{Darksiders}}'', despite it being the most impractical design ever, was that it [[RuleOfCool was named Chaoseater]].
** Matt mocks the design of Chieftain Hammerhead as being stolen from ''VideoGame/{{Tekken}}'' and ''VideoGame/StreetFighter'' only for Woolie to loudly declare he's playing this game solely for this sort of drek.
** During a platforming section, Matt misses a landing and is slowly gliding to his inevitable death, all while Matt and Woolie say it's fine.
--->'''Woolie''': Oh no.\\
'''Matt''': Why? ''[[[SpecialEffectsFailure Marlow phases through a pillar]]]'' Nevermind!\\
'''Woolie''': It's fine. It's fine.\\
'''Matt''': It's good, it's still good! ''[Marlow phases through another pillar and glides out of sight]''\\
'''Woolie''': The game is-- ''[Marlow dies as an achievement pops and Matt bursts into laughter]'' Ahh!
** Woolie thinks that firing every weapon you have when you see a black god-angel gliding in from the distance is probably the appropriate response for an oil rig.
** It's pointed out that Marlow's revenge quest seems a little odd given he's now allied with the very person who killed him.
--->'''Woolie''': ''[as Eva]'' "Marlow, is that you? Who's this Kim chick? You're hanging out with ''that''... didn't she kill you? Didn't she literally murder you Marlow? Why are you talking to her? What's going on? I was writing diaries."
** The fact that the powered-up mooks are explicitly noted to be possessed leads to the fun moment when Matt possesses them, meaning they are now ''double-possessed''.
--->'''Matt''': How many possessions does this guy have!?
** Matt posits that Eva wasn't actually kidnapped, she just felt the relationship wasn't working out and faked it to avoid a messy breakup. She's actually been in Chicago for the last few weeks.
** Marlow enters the Mayan Underworld and beholds the truly ridiculous traps barring entry -- a spike pendulum swinging back and forth above a waterfall with giant spiked balls running down it ''Frogger''-style.
--->'''Matt''': What-- what is this!? What is this, the giant anal bead factory!?\\
'''Woolie''': I'm gonna say jump on the ball, uh...\\
'''Matt''': No, 'cause the balls are spiked!\\
'''Woolie''': Oh, just what were they making at the time, right.\\
'''Matt''': But also what is this.
** While talking about their all-powerful attack, the dagger, Matt uses it as a verb. When Woolie gets a little leery of that, Matt is worried he stepped on a verbal landmine and is relieved Woolie [[BlatantLies was just thinking of the Jamaican dagger dance.]]
** The idea of a rap scene where all of the artists are in fact summoners, necromancers, and plague god worshippers.
** Faced with a DescendingCeiling, Matt needs to open a door by turning a lever but is ambushed by jungle bugs that interrupt him. Soon he's frantically shouting as one of the bugs keeps avoiding damage while out of the camera. Thanks to its interruptions and Marlow getting stuck in a combo animation, Matt barely manages to escape.
* Part 10:
** The increasingly implausible death traps in an ancient ruin are compared to ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' as done by Creator/MichaelBay. Cue a long conversation on just how horribly he would savage the original material.
--->'''Woolie''': This is ''Michael Bay Souls''... How much money would you pay?\\
'''Matt''': I would pay a lot of money to see "Michael Bay Presents ''Dark Souls''".
** Matt attempts to shortcut the lengthy process of opening a multi-part door by jumping through the opening with one panel left, only to instantly die.
** Woolie tiredly recites a story he had where a group of cousins started gushing about how the channel would do ''so much better'' if they started playing this new game called ''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}''. He states this is probably the third such discussion he's had on the subject, where he has to explain they're more of a niche gaming channel.
--->'''Woolie''': [''Fortnite'' viewers] only want to see ''Fortnite''. They don't actually want to see other video games.\\
'''Matt''': Unlike ''Marlow'' fans that only want to see ''Marlow''.\\
'''Woolie''': Exactly! So we get those dedicated fans of Briggs.\\
'''Matt''': The Army of Briggs.
** Marlow finally gets an animated cutscene while fighting a boss, but the animation of the models is so horrendous and poorly timed that Woolie is audibly disgusted. He credits this as proof that the devs didn't animate the other cutscenes because they ''can't'' make them.
--->'''Woolie''': ''[as the cutscene stumbles to a close]'' Oh no... Oh my god. Dude, that was so alpha. Now that's pre-alpha!
*** Matt reaches the kill on the boss, triggering another stop motion cutscene of Marlow's cinematic kill. He laments that ''playing'' this sequence would be cool, only for Woolie to say they have ''proof'' the devs could not pull this off in-game.
** While discussing the lack of explanation for ''why'' Marlow is killing a god, they decide they can't judge him due to not understanding his religion.
--->'''Woolie''': The ending of ''Marlow Briggs'': "And that's how Kwanzaa was made".
** The thought of Marlow declaring every aspect of a religion and culture to be "wack".
** The guys propose a rap album whose lyrics focus solely on top tier fighting game tournaments tactics, such as praising Chun-Li's dominance of top brackets.
* Part 11:
** After another helicopter appears, the duo begins chatting about how the Russians have learned to domesticate the wild helicopters of their lands.
*** During a later fight, they notice that some of the mooks are getting blown up by "sky rockets".
** Unable to remember the name of the candiru, the guys refer to it as the "Venezuelan Dickmonger".
** Woolie feels that Marlow is approaching ''Tomb Raider''-levels of inefficiency in terms of people killed versus goals achieved. At this rate he's in the same league as natural disasters.
** Another schmup segment, this time in a propeller plane, has the exact same firing pattern as the helicopter. They credit this to Marlow's presence and imagine he's just spitting bullets out of his mouth.
*** Joking that helicopters and propeller planes are natural enemies, Matt reveals he actually thought that as a kid and Harrier jets blew his mind since they could ''hover''.
** Eva writes yet another letter, this time after failing to kill Long and him apparently draining her life essence. At this rate they imagine the next letter will be written ''after she dies''.
--->'''Woolie''': From beyond the grave, I write at thee.
* Part 12:
** The mask gives Marlow a new nickname: Dancing Death Princess. When Marlow doesn't respond at all, Matt and Woolie decide that he actually ''likes'' being called a princess, to the mask's confusion.
--->'''Woolie''': Marlow wants ''everything'' to do with it.
** Eva's final note leaves Woolie baffled as it simply said she hoped Marlow would never read it.
--->'''Woolie''': Why would you write a note that you don't want him to get!?\\
'''Matt''': [[CallBack Next time I won't miss my next note]].
** Long transforms into a bizarre demon for their final fight, proving he was an Omikron all along.
** The duo is completely unprepared for how over-the-top and surprisingly awesome the fight against Long proves to be, with Marlow being reduced to punches and ''tearing Long's heart out with his hands'' and then ''tear his head off''.
** The credits are revealed to be a fully realized (and far too long) jetpack game where Matt must weave around the names of the various developers, dodge traps, and gather collectibles.
--->'''Matt''': [[SarcasmMode I'm glad we can go out with a wet fart on this and not like a super cool fatality to a giant demon thing.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Devil May Cry HD Collection[=/=]Devil May Cry 4: Special Edition]]
[[AC: Devil May Cry 1]]
* Part 1:
** Woolie admits that when he was younger, he became obsessed with the inverted echoes used for the TitleScream, and spent ages trying to replicate the effect in [=GoldWave=] (eventually figuring out it was based on reversing the audio, applying reverb to the reversed audio, and then playing the audio forward again).
** Pat states that the LP will be containing quite a few [[InfoDump history lessons]] about videogame design philosophy, both within Creator/{{Capcom}} and the industry in general, since ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry'' [[TropeCodifier pioneered]] several now-commonplace gameplay tropes in the action genre. Woolie asks if they're [[OpinionMyopia really going to assume that nobody is familiar with]] ''Devil May Cry''; to which Pat retorts that, yes, there are people who have gone their whole lives without caring about the game nor playing it.
** During the prologue text crawl, Pat gleefully points out one [[invoked]]{{Narm}}-y line ("But somebody from the underworld ''woke up to justice''") as being very blatantly translated from Japanese without much tweaking. Woolie is more amused by Sparda's goofy little "kata kicks" during the background video.
** As Dante and Trish begin to talk, Pat immediately observes that "this reads like porn".
** With the modernized graphics, Pat realizes that the doorway Trish rammed her motorcycle through opens only into [[SpecialEffectFailure a flat wall covered in a background texture]].
--->'''Pat:''' Look at it, it's like a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matte_painting matte painting]]. ''[[EurekaMoment That's what that is!]]'' Blu-ray matte paintings are the fake background texture.
** When Trish tosses her motorcycle at Dante, he uses devil energy to stop it in mid-air before blasting it to pieces with his handguns. Pat notes that this ability seems incredibly useful, [[ForgotAboutHisPowers and that Dante never uses it again throughout the entire series.]]
** Hearing Trish talk about Mundus's resurrection, Pat muses that twenty years seems like an awfully short shelf-life for SealedEvilInACan. Woolie points out that its just enough time for [[TakeUpMySword your kid to grow up.]]
** They discuss at length the history and impact of ''Devil May Cry'' within Capcom itself - Specifically, how ''Devil May Cry'' originated as a discarded prototype for [[invoked]][[WhatCouldHaveBeen what would have been]] ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil4'', had it not been so [[AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent jarringly weird]] compared to previous installments. Pat refers to this hypothetical game as "''Resident Evil 4, Part 1''". The couch reflects that ''Devil May Cry'' was, indirectly, the [[invoked]][[FranchiseOriginalSin beginning]] of the ''Franchise/ResidentEvil'' franchise becoming increasingly action-oriented and tongue-in-cheek.
** Woolie brings up the story of how shipments of ''Devil May Cry'' action figures were delivered in bulk to stores, containing a ''single'' Dante figure amid dozens of less popular ones (primarily [[{{Mooks}} Marionettes]]), leading to stores and consumers around the world feeling cheated due to the unexpected rarity of the ''main character''.
** Pat shares the first time he ever saw footage of ''Devil May Cry'', the presentation of which became [[invoked]]HilariousInHindsight:
--->'''Pat:''' I actually saw it before it came out, because [=GameSpot=] actually had video of it; they had a ''minute'' of gameplay footage on their E3 website for that year. What ended up happening is, they ended up calling it "Capcom's answer to ''Franchise/{{Castlevania}}''", and "Will this be able to compete with any upcoming Creator/{{Konami}} 3D ''Castlevanias''?" [[ItWillNeverCatchOn What a fucking time-capsule that idea is!]]
** Woolie admits that Dante acquiring [[CoolSword Alastor]] was the moment his WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief was broken when he first played the game, due to how incredibly [[invoked]]{{Narm}}-tastic and over-the-top the cutscene is - Namely, that Dante is not only [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice impaled on the sword and pinned by it]], but drags himself up along the blade and up [[MadeOfPlasticine through]] the ''gigantic, winged crossguard'' in a slow, gory display that somehow leaves his clothes perfectly fine afterwords.
--->'''Woolie:''' This is where the game just lost me; 'cause I'm like, ''why would you do it in this weird way?'' Like, I understand that [[GoodThingYouCanHeal he can survive getting stabbed]], but why would you go ''this'' way, where you have to go through the fucking handle!? That's the hardest, most [[invoked]][[{{Squick}} ugly]] way to do this! Why would you do that!? Now it's in your neck! It came out the back of your head! It's not a samurai sword, its a [[{{BFS}} gigantic blade]]; and I guess you're baptized in it now, but the hilt is ''huge!''
* Part 4
** Pat and Woolie get into a discussion of how a brain can be interpreted as a symbol of chastity, leading to Pat [[https://youtu.be/ELZ7rxvP8lQ?t=25m48s just casually pulling out details of Woolie's personal life.]]
* Part 6
** Pat recounts a personal Devil May Cry related anecdote, relevant to the topic of the series' trademark cheesiness.
--> '''Pat:''' I remember when I was fighting the final Vergil fight in [=DMC3=], and there is ''another'' terrible 'soul' line in that, and it's 'we may share the same blood but we also share his soul, and right now MY SOUL IS SAYING TO STOP YOU!'
--> '''Woolie:''' ''(chuckles)''
--> ''' Pat:''' Right? That one? Like, my sister just passed through the room, and was like 'what the fuck?'
--> '''Woolie:''' And you were like-
--> '''Pat and Woolie:''' ''(at the same time)'' 'SHUT UP! It's COOL!' ''(both start losing it)''
--> '''Woolie:''' Cuz... she doesn't know that you're fuckin' twenty hours in!
--> '''Pat:''' 'You don't know!'
--> '''Woolie:''' And this is the final time! And the music is playing and you're on the waterfall, and you just had [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Jackpot. And you're coming off of Jackpot high]], and she doesn't know that that line, at that time, in- ''(stops to laugh)'' -situated in your living room, is COOL. But you had to be there Sis! Shut up!
* Part 7
** We see the [[InstantlyProvenWrong fastest application of [CRAZY TALK] yet]] when, while watching Griffon being executed by Mundus, Pat states that the lightning Mundus uses is the same color as Trish's. Woolie pauses for a second to correct him that she uses yellow lightning (Mundus was using purple) and Pat immediately admits he's right, right when Trish shows up leading to Woolie laughing and Pat throwing a rapid-fire string of "Shut up!"s at both Woolie and the game.
* Part 8
** Pat starts hyping up jumping into the painting to "see a cool thing"... [[EpicFail only to miss the jump into said painting SEVEN times]].
[[AC: Devil May Cry 2 [[spoiler: actually 3]]]]
* Any time they portray Dante [[spoiler: and Vergil]] as just a Momma's Boy who's [[WellDoneSonGuy desperately seeking his parents approval]] always accompanied with a hilariously high pitched and nasally cry of 'Mother.", starting a RunningGag that persists through the rest of the series.
* Part 1
** The first episode of Devil May Cry's second most infamous title starts with a janky animation of a demonic helicopter crashing on top of Dante and exploding.
** During the opening credits Pat and Woolie recount how Lucia wasn't that bad a character, but she's trapped in ''2'' forever because Lady's existence basically invalidates her entirely.
** Both burst into laughter when Pat demonstrates ''2's'' iteration of the Stinger, a charging sword thrust that [[{{nerf}} only goes about a foot]].
** After about 5 minutes of gameplay Pat gets to the first fight in the game and just [[ScrappyMechanic mindlessly shoots every enemy to death due to how overpowered the guns are.]] [[WhamShot The shot fades]] into the [[BaitAndSwitch the title screen for Devil May Cry 3]], the game they're ''actually'' playing.
** They mention that they were seriously considering playing through [=DMC2=], but abandoned that plan after seeing the game was much more boring than they remembered.
** The end of the video goes back to the [=DMC2=] fight and shows the end of it. They finish shooting everyone up and Pat completely loses it.
* Part 4
** Pat reveals that he always brute-forces the Trial of Wisdom, which Woolie immediately realises is just the "4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, 3 at night" riddle. Crazy Talk activates so hard here that Woolie backs down.
* Part 5
** The boss fight against Vergil [[CurbStompBattle goes badly]]. To add insult to injury, since this was the third time Pat died while playing the game, he gets prompted with [[MercyMode Easy Mode now being available]]. Woolie ends up breaking out into a fit of laughter.
* Part 7
** During the fight with Nevan, Pat and Woolie talk about how weird Dante's reaction to a sexy demon acting seductive is to kill her and turn her into a guitar and theorize that, because of his immense immaturity, this is what he think adults do behind closed doors.
** After Nevan is defeated and turns into a guitar, Dante starts playing heavy metal with her.
-->'''Pat:''' Oh no he's playing ''[[Videogame/DevilMayCry5 Subhuman]]'' [[TakeThat close your ears everyone!]]
* Part 8
** During the confrontation between Lady and Dante, Pat and Woolie start cracking up over how [[ManChild Dante just ends up toying with Lady and making "woohoo" sounds]] while she pours her heart out over her family's history.
* Part 9
** Immediately after fending off Beowulf, Woolie has a slip-up while talking about the disparity between Dante and [[BadassNormal Lady]].
-->'''Woolie:''' Lady is not, fucking, [[AccidentalInnuendo beating off these dudes]].
-->'''Pat:''' (''{{Beat}}'') What?
-->'''Woolie:''' Lady is not beating o- like... [[OhCrap oh, god]].
-->'''Pat:''' Not these ones!
-->'''Woolie:''' Prime Demons? No. Lady's taking on the chumps.
-->'''Pat:''' (''[[{{Troll}} giggling]]'') Yeah, she's beating those ones off? Is that- is that it?
-->'''Woolie:''' ... If Dante wasn't here to do the job-
-->'''Pat:''' And then, and then Dante and Vergil are over there [[CallBack shirtless in the rain]]?
-->'''Woolie:''' Dante's here to do the job for her, in advance, so that [[NotSoAboveItAll she can come along and clean up]].
* Part 12
** While going through a room with spinning blades on the floor and roof, Pat hits them a grand total of ''[[EpicFail 9 times]]''
-->'''Pat:''' I am not getting an S ranking for damage on this one.
-->'''Woolie:''' [[SarcasmMode What? No.]]
* Part 16
** The dramatic final confrontation is [[MomentKiller ruined]] by a notification that Devil May Cry 4: Special Edition has finished downloading. Just like the Parasite Eve incident, Woolie and Pat burst out laughing.
[[AC: Devil May Cry 4]]
* The [[https://twitter.com/blackbookalpha/status/1053004985930199040 Title Card]] is hilarious if you can spot all the [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dp0EdcjVAAArIet.jpg:orig references]].
* Part 1
** Woolie and Pat mention the exact moment Dante starts taking his fight with Nero seriously: when Dante is one the ground, and Nero is repeatedly punching his face with the Devil Bringer.
-->'''Woolie:''' And here Dante's like "Okay, wait hang on."
-->'''Pat:''' "Okay wait that's actually-" (Dante's Devil Trigger reacts to the Devil Bringer) "Oh, no! No!"
-->'''Woolie:''' "Okay, Kid. ''Kid.''"
* Part 2
** Woolie nonchalantly saying about how important it is to get a "Bigger Snatch", which leaves both of them snickering right after Woolie realizes what he said.
* Part 8
** Pat starts marking out during the boss fight with Dante... over Dante landing a Prop Shredder -> High Time -> Arial Rave -> Helm Breaker combo on ''[[WithFriendsLikeThese Woolie.]]''
** During the cutscene, after Dante tells Nero to keep the Yamato, Woolie accidentally flicks up on the control stick, causing the camera to zoom in and out of Nero's bewildered face.
* Part 10
** After the base they are in is going to self-destruct after their "God" (The Savior) left the base which was powring it in the first place has Woolie wonder what would happen if God died and then every single church began to glow red and initiate a self-destruct sequence.
** Pat losing it when Woolie out of nowhere makes the joke "Judgement Nut".
-->'''Woolie:''' ''(as Dante)'' My brother hit your mom with that Judgement Nut.
-->'''Pat:''' OOOOHHHH NOOOO!
** During the flashback cutscene showing how Lady recruited Dante and Trish, Pat starts to headcanon that Dante has been such a bad influence on Trish, that he's turned her into a "scumbag pizza lord" just like him and that this happens to anyone that hangs out with Dante.
* Part 12
** Woolie dropping his phone behind their couch and his [[HilarityEnsues ensuing adventures]].
* Part 14
** Once again, the climax is interrupted by another notification: "Ready To Use: [[VideoGame/DMCDevilMayCry [=DmC=] Devil May Cry: Definitive Edition]]".
-->'''Pat:''' Ah shit. (Both Pat and Woolie bust out laughing)
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Tales From The Borderlands]]
* Let's be honest, most of the comedy from this play through comes from Woolie and Matt's reactions to the comedy in the game itself.
* Matt expresses his discomfort with Fiona stabbing a dude with an icicle in Part 13, specifically calling it [[{{Pun}} cold-blooded.]]
* During the conversation between Sasha and Fiona while overlooking Pandora, Matt snipes this line.
-->'''Fiona:''' Everything we've done seems so small from up here.
-->'''Matt:''' [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid And that's why I'm defecting to the Soviet Union, Jack.]]
-->'''Woolie:''' (''{{Beat}}'') *wheezing laugh* I saw the fucking planet and called it a day.
* Matt and Woolie's reaction to the famous Finger Gun fight in Part 17, a {{Kayfabe}} battle that the Hyperion employees treat [[SeriousBusiness like an actual life or death confrontation.]]
-->'''Woolie:''' This is real.
-->'''Matt:''' This is real!
* Woolie and Matt flip the fuck out when it becomes clear the finale is a "Mecha vs Kaiju" fight between Gortys and the Traveler.
** Both of them screaming in delight when they find out that it goes full on Power Rangers and has some members of their team go inside Gortys and help out.
** They continually lose it when Gortys, thanks to the different Vault Hunters inside of her begins using different fighting game moves and constantly call them out.
** And then Gortys does a [[WrestlerInAllOfUs rocket-propelled spinning pile driver.]]
-->'''Matt:''' NO! NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Life is Strange 2]]
* Sean sits down to draw in his room.
-->'''Matt:''' ''Draw Bowsette!''[[labelnote:*]]In September 2018, a genderswapped and ''very fanservice-y'' depiction of Bowser transforming into a mashup of himself and Princess Peach from the ''Mario'' game series got a lot of attention on the internet, due in part to the ridiculousness of the idea.[[/labelnote]]
* After Daniel takes the puppy from the gas station, Matt and Liam's feelings are mixed.
-->'''Matt:''' Like, I'm so happy we've got a dog, but that's a mouth we can't feed!
-->'''Liam:''' We're going to have to eat that dog.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Tony Hawk Underground 2]]
* The title card has Matt and Woolie nervously looking up to the sky...[[CallBack and cuts to]] ''Eric Sparrow skating out of'' ''[[Manga/{{Berserk}} The Black Eclipse]]'' while [[Music/SusumuHirasawa "Sign"]] plays.
** Eric getting hyped up as the main enemy of the LP becomes doubly funny [[spoiler: when he's eliminated about halfway through.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Call of Cthulhu]]
* Due to their previous experience with ''VideoGame/CallOfCthulhuDarkCornersOfTheEarth'', Matt and Pat spend much of their time in Darkwater [[ParanoiaFuel paranoid]] that every NPC they talk to is secretly a fish monster.
* In Part 4, Pierce finds an old photograph of Charles Hawkins posing with a rifle next to the pyramids.
-->'''Matt:''' [[BeyondTheImpossible I shot the pyramids to death.]]
** In response to Officer Bradley questioning Pierce's hypothesis that the fire started during a fight:
-->'''Pierce:''' There's only one way to be sure.
-->'''Matt:''' Let's start a fight ourselves.
-->'''Pat:''' Let's reenact it. I'll burn you, you run out of the room crying.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: [=DmC=]: Devil May Cry]]
* Unlike the previous Devil May Cry [=LPs=], the opening title card features no music and has grumpy-looking Pat and Woolie dressed as Dante and Vergil driving the [[CallBack the Vergilmobile]]. The license plate? "[=F8CK-7OU=]".
** In a nod to [=DmC=]'s infamous TakeThat moment to fans of the original games, Pat's wearing a mop on top of his head instead of a proper Dante wig.
* Much like Matt's pathetic BigNo at the start of the Omikron playthrough, the first spoken words of the LP set the tone for how the Best Friends feel going into this game.
--->'''Title Screen:''' (In a deep generically demonic voice) ''[[InNameOnly Devil May Cry...]]''
--->'''Woolie:''' (dripping with venom) ''Fuck you.''
* At the end of Part 1 and the beginning of Part 2 they reach the infamous TakeThat to the original Dante's white hair. Pat explains that at first he liked the joke because it was so on the nose, but by the end of the game he'd turned against it [[spoiler: The game didn't stick by it's insult because Dante's hair gets turned completely white.]]
** Adding on to this, they later go through the skins added by the Definitive Edition. [[{{Hypocrite}} Every single outfit except the default has white hair]].
--->'''Pat:''' [[SarcasmMode Not in a million years]].
* In Part 3, upon getting the scythe Osiris, Pat says it's a genuinely cool weapon that he'd like to see return in later ''DMC'' games. Woolie agrees, but adds at the end:
-->'''Woolie:''' ''[[VideoGame/MarlowBriggsAndTheMaskOfDeath Marlow Briggs]]'' did it better.\\
'''Pat:''' Of course.
* In Part 5, Woolie remembers that Nero was actually adopted by Kyrie's family and that they are adoptive siblings, leading to a realization that Nero is just as degenerate as the rest of his family, [[BrotherSisterIncest as he's dating his adoptive sister.]]
-->'''Pat:''' Apparently there's nothing more wholesome than banging your family members in the Devil May Cry universe.
* Part 9 has Pat and Woolie bursting into laughter over [[{{Narm}} a dramatic close-up of Dante's weird reaction face]], as neither of them remembered it happened and it's clearly supposed to be clumsy {{Foreshadowing}} of [[spoiler: Vergil's FaceHeelTurn in the finale]], something they've criticized several times.
** The newscasts during Bob Barbas's boss fight of Dante supposedly slaughtering people (actually [[TheMasquerade disguised]] [[InvisibleToNormals demons]]) raise some disturbing questions.
-->'''Woolie:''' Could you imagine how outrageous it would be if over that civilian massacre footage, there was a style ranking?
-->'''Pat:''' ([[LaughingMad cackling]]) Y'know... this is a horrific terrorist, but did you see that transition?
-->'''Woolie:''' Jenny, did you just refer to that move as a "Rainstorm"? Why would you name the moves being performed on these people?!
-->'''Pat:''' Why?
-->'''Woolie:''' We can see here, if you look at the Stinger, he then performs into a Trillion Stab...
-->'''Pat:''' [[SkewedPriorities Oh no, a repeat!]]
* Part 10 sees Dante having to save Virgil from a [[EliteMook Butcher,]] which Pat points out makes Virgil look ''really'' weak.
** Afterwards it turns out they can't just cut their losses and leave because Virgil has to ensure the Demons can't get their hands on the sensitive data in his servers, of which there is apparently ''Terabytes.'' Woolie decides to take this to a [[RefugeInAudacity whole new level of horrible.]]
-->'''Woolie:''' (as Dante) Dude, we've gotta go- (as Virgil, cutting him off) Have you heard of [[CrossesTheLineTwice CP]] Dante?
-->'''Pat:''' What? No wh- What? WHAT?
-->'''Woolie:''' (as Virgil) [[BlatantLies Cheese Pizza!]] We've gotta go!
-->'''Pat:''' What're you..? [[BrokenRecord What? Virgil, What? What!?]]
* Part 17 their reaction to Virgil Mode's [[CutsceneBoss fight with the fake Dante.]]
-->'''Pat''': [[SarcasmMode We're gonna have a big fight it's gonna be so cool.]]
-->''([[AnticlimaxBoss Vergil kicks Dante over and he falls to the ground defeated.]])''
-->'''Woolie''':(bursts into laughter)
-->'''Pat''': ([[StunnedSilence complete silence]])
-->'''Woolie''': Pat has his hands covering his mouth right now.

[[/folder]]

[[folder: Kingdom Hearts Final Mix HD]]
* Part 1:
** The ''second'' Best Friends notice his {{Elseworld}} counterpart, [[FantasticRacism Grand Wizard Wakka]] makes his horrible return.
--->'''Woolie:''' (as Wakka) It's like okay, we've got the Al Bhed sure, but then you've got these talking dogs and ducks you know, I mean?
*** Likewise, Matt launches into an exaggerated version of Tidus' characterization when they go to talk to the dream version of his {{Elseworld}} self.
--->'''Matt:''' (as Tidus) Heeeeeyy! If you saw your dad again, would you want to A: Kill him? B: ''Kill Him?'' or C: '''''[[SuddenlyShouting KILL HIM!?]]'''''
* Part 2:
** As soon as Goofy appears, Matt's [[RunningGag immediately insists on focusing on the weirder aspects of Goofy's existence.]]
-->'''Goofy!Matt:''' Good morning! I fucked something once! Hence Max!
-->(three seconds of complete silence)
-->'''Goofy!Matt:''' [[BrainBleach Can you imagine me fucking something?!]]
** One of the comments from the video can bring back some memories from another LP Channel.
-->'''Carl Brutananadilewski:''' Fat Albert and the gang gotta go fight the heartless but they don't got a keyblade.
* Part 3:
** On Kairi's "never change" speech:
-->'''Matt:''' Then just boom, a teleporation spell happens, and Cloud in his Kingdom Hearts gear is like '''[[SuddenlyShouting "EVOLVE OR DIE."]]'''
-->'''Woolie:''' (descends into hysterics) CLIMHAZZARD!
** After finally getting the Keyblade. Matt recounts a story of him meeting up with Liam and his girlfriend at a mall and which he describes as a "Great Moment in Matt History".
-->'''Matt:''' So...I was hanging out with Liam and his girlfriend and we're at a mall, and I was at a t-shirt store, and they're like "Oh, we're gonna go to the [=GameStop=]." And I'm like "Okay", and I meet them and his girlfriend is holding up, like, a really nice, life-sized keyblade that [=GameStop=] sells, especially American ones, and she's like "Yaaay!" and I'm like "Haha! That's ''lame!'' You bought a ''keyblade!'' " and she's like "No, its cool..." and I'm like "[[SureLetsGoWithThat Yeah...]]" but I look at my bag and I saw that I bought an [[Wrestling/NewWorldOrder NWO Wolfpac]] shirt.
-->'''Woolie:''' You sure did!
-->'''Matt:''' And I was like "...Yeah, it's pretty cool." (begins to cracks up) Like, who the fuck am I?! (cracks up more) Like, Kingdom Hearts is so much more relevant than ''NWO Wolfpac!!''
-->'''Woolie:''' Represent that ''[[TimeMarchesOn New World WCW Order!]]''
* Part 4:
** Woolie kicks the episode off by summarizing Matt's relationship with Kingdom Hearts as a series
-->'''Matt:''' When I first saw Sora, I was like "Man, that kid looks like a ''dweeb.''" And then I saw his cool wallet chain, I'm like "He's ''cool.''"
-->'''Woolie:''' Yeah. Yeah, yeah! Matt, everything about everything with Kingdom Hearts is: "First impression: Matt hates it. Two seconds later: It's fine."
-->'''Matt:''' ''It's cool!'' (cracks up laughing)
** Matt losing his mind over the game's optional collectable items, ''[[Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians the 99 dalmatian puppies.]]''
-->'''Matt:''' That's ''the darkest thing'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I think. I've ever. Read!]]
-->'''Woolie:''' ({{Beat}} before bursting out laughing) The 99 puppies-
-->'''Matt:''' (overlapping) ''That's so depressing!''
-->'''Woolie:''' -[[ARareSentence were lost amid the chaos of their world's destruction.]] (Matt wheezes) Find them in various worlds.
-->'''Matt:''' Slap that on ''any'' other screenshot of a game!
-->'''Woolie:''' But Mom... but Mom and Dad are here.
-->'''Matt:''' (realizing Pongo and Perdita can't talk) ''Who said that?'' (Woolie wheezes) ''What just happened?''
** The fandom took this message and ''ran with it'', [[https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/a089p0/the_true_goal_of_the_god_hand/ photoshopping]] [[https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/a03fo0/puppies_all_over_the_shop/ this]] [[https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/a0203k/am_i_too_late_to_board_the_meme_train/ message]] [[https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoBestFriendsPlay/comments/9zon44/99_puppies_huhhh/ everywhere]].
* Part 5:
** The bit where Yuffie slams the door into Donald so hard he ends up SquashedFlat has Matt burst into hysterics.
** The duo quickly start marking out once they realize the Disney Villains have formed a ''LegionOfDoom''.
** Matt jokingly demands money from Leon, ''only for Aerith to provide exactly that''.
-->'''Matt:''' [[SuddenlyShouting YEAH! THE POWER OF DREAMS AND WISHES!]]
** The Trinity Marks look somewhat familiar...
-->'''Goofy!Woolie:''' I heard it's called a [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Brand]]. Gawrsh!
-->'''Goofy!Matt:''' Watch out for that Casca! She's in trouble again!
** Followed by Donald inexplicably jumping fifty feet in the air as soon as they finish.
* Part 7:
** A conversation regarding WesternAnimation/AlvinAndTheChipmunks quickly gets confused when Woolie and Matt misunderstand which Alvin show the other is talking about. Simple enough, until it culminates in:
-->'''Woolie:''' The new one to me means the nineties. (starts laughing). [[FeelingTheirAge The new one means... thirty years ago.]]
-->'''Matt:''' (bursts into hysterics)
* Part 8:
** The boys try out [[AreaOfEffect Thunder]], and are bemused at how the early rounds of the Colosseum become trivial when all the low-level enemies start each match clustered closely together.
--->'''Matt:''' Everyone died. Everyone's dead.\\
'''Woolie:''' ''Thunder''; over. You are now [[Anime/SailorMoon Sailor Jupiter]].
** The abrupt appearance of [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Cloud Strife]] in the Colosseum, simply doing a MenacingStroll past Sora without a word, has the boys squealing in shocked delight.
--->'''Woolie:''' ''EVOLVE OR DIE!!''
** When Sora and company leave after defeating Cerberus, Hercules and Phil waste no time in downplaying their accomplishment, to Matt and Woolie's [[DudeWheresMyRespect ire.]]
--->'''Hercules:''' "Just between you and me; I'd already [[WorfHadTheFlu worn Cerberus down]] by the time the little guy jumped in."\\
'''Matt:''' ''Fuck you.'' Fuck you. Takes away everything.\\
'''Woolie:''' Just sandbagging all of it. ''All'' of it!
** As they fly back to Traverse Town in the Gummi Ship, Matt and Woolie lampshade their habit of talking about random stuff during the unchallenging ScrappyMechanic set between every world:
--->'''Matt:''' [[{{Padding}} This is the time to talk about]] ''[[{{Padding}} bullshit!]]''
* Part 9:
** The duo blasting the theme of [[Series/Tarzan1991 their Tarzan]] in delirious excitement while [[RuleOfCool sliding down vines.]]
** Woolie's off-hand comment of Clayton doing [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Rainstorms]] on monkeys quickly escalates into Clayton ''being'' a Devil May Cry character [[RunningGag for the rest of Deep Jungle.]]
* Part 11:
** The culmination of DMC jokes when they discover Clayton's ''Chameleon heartless.''
-->'''Woolie:''' Clayton had a ''stand?!''
-->'''Matt:''' [[CaptainObvious This is super not in the movie.]]
** Leon [[IneffectualLoner refusing to answer Sora's questions with anything but silence]] just leads the guys to believe he doesn't actually know the answers and Aerith is taking pity on him.
-->'''Woolie:''' That's the Squall I know!
-->'''Sora:''' How do I use it?
-->({{Beat}})
-->'''Matt!Aerith:''' ''It raises AP and Defense Leon.''
* Part 12:
** Maleficents somewhat... ''conspicuous'' hiding spot when she's manipulating Riku into thinking that Sora's betrayed him and Kairi doesn't go unnoticed by the two.
--> '''Matt:''' [[SuddenlyShouting MALIFICENT'S]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting OUTSIDE THE WINDOW!!]]''
--> '''Woolie:''' She's-- she's right-- ''Goofy can SEE her!''
--> (Matt laughs hysterically in the background)
* Part 13:
** Upon seeing a cutscene zooming in on a glowing, magical keyhole for several seconds.
-->'''Matt:''' [[CaptainObvious I think we should go there.]]
** Matt quickly picks up on Maleficent's astounding PragmaticVillainy and... ''tries'' to comment on it.
-->'''Maleficent:''' Don't steep yourself in darkness too long.
-->'''Matt:''' That's fucked up if Mafic-Malefi- if [[Film/{{Maleficent}} Angelina Jolie]] tells you that.
* Part 15:
** Matt and Woolie are less than impressed with [[Disney/PeterPan Captain Hook's]] placement on the LegionOfDoom.
-->'''Woolie:''' You do not the power of the other beings in this room.
-->'''Matt:''' You really don't. You have a metal hand.
-->'''Woolie:''' You're just- you're a thief with a boat.
-->'''Woolie:''' (dramatically) [[Disney/SleepingBeauty A dragon sorceress...]] [[Disney/{{Hercules}} a god....]] an amputee thief with a ''boat.''
* Paet 17:
** After defeating the Parasite Cage, Matt and Woolie have an epic freak out over the new type of magic that Sora learned. [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure True to form]], what else could cause this reaction but the [[TimeStandsStill Stop spell]].
-->'''Matt and Woolie back out of the game to the [=PS4=] menu in shock.'''
-->'''Matt:''' Whoa! You can't just throw that out!
-->'''Woolie:''' Hold the fucking phone!
-->'''Matt:''' You can't just throw a statement out like that!
-->'''Woolie:''' What does that mean!?
-->'''Matt:''' Holy Shit!
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Star Trek]]
* In true form to the first video they did [[CallBack back when the game first came out]], Matt and Pat spend most of Part 1 fooling around with [[GoodBadBugs the infamous bug]] that causes one character to seem giant on the other's screen because of bizarre perspective glitching.
* In Part 2, Pat is quick to question the game's idea of their situation.
-->'''T'Mar:''' Our station has experienced [[YouKeepUsingThatWord a complete loss of power]].
-->'''Pat:''' But we just turned things on. And the lights are on. And we can breathe.
** Hitting a finicky door puzzle, the duo eventually get so frustrated that Pat quits the sequence and [[AxCrazy starts killing birds while Matt shoots their ally]].
-->'''Pat:''' Oh my god, oh my fucking god!
-->'''Matt:''' (laughing) Like, imagine - imagine in a ''Star Trek'' episode, they can't get through a fuckin' door, so they just [[CrossesTheLineTwice sit outside and just shoot animals]]!
** As soon as Kirk taunts Spock about not being able to cross a gap, Matt and Pat immediately make it their mission to [[WhatTheHellHero make the line sound super cruel]], first by having Spock repeatedly leap to his death while Kirk is speaking, ''and then having Kirk follow him''.
* While climbing down a ladder into a lower level, Kirk ''gets stuck'' but he also ''melts into the wall with his head and limbs sticking out.'' Matt and Pat are somewhere between hysterical with laughter and furious at the complete and utter shitty quality of the game. To top it off, after Pat as Spock manages to finally crawl past him, frozen Kirk gently glides down to the lower level, stiff as a board, through the ceiling and resumes normal movement as if nothing happened.
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Tokyo Mirage Sessions ♯FE]]
* The animated opening: Woolie trying to make it as an idol while Matt cheers him on from the audience.

** The moment the game switches to 3D cutscenes, Woolie sticks his foot in his mouth:
--->'''Woolie:''' This is a very ''VideoGame/{{Persona}}''-ass, like- [[ItMakesSenseInContext colored people who don't matter]] in the background.\\
'''Matt:''' They don't matter!\\
''[After a {{Beat}}, Woolie cracks up]''\\
'''Matt:''' Are you colorful?! Do you have any color at all?\\
'''Woolie:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong That's not what I meant!]] That's ''not'' what I meant!\\
'''Matt:''' Out of my face!\\
'''Woolie:''' Oh no, [[CrossesTheLineTwice not to]] ''Film/{{Pleasantville}}''!
** Their reaction to being forced to use [[ScrappyMechanic the Wii U gamepad]], and the fact that they have to record said gamepad with a camcorder.
*** Woolie comments that Matt's hands smell really good.
** During the idol questions, Matt and Woolie give questions a bit more complex than "what do you want to be an idol."
--->'''Woolie:''' How do you feel about Gaza? Go!
** Matt hoping Brennan Williams, their NXT wrestler friend, leaves a match because of a fan showing a "Best Friends Play Fire Emblem" sign.

** Itsuki taking Tsubasa's magic orb and jamming it in her attacker.
--->'''Matt:''' [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan Now]] ''[[WesternAnimation/MegaMan I've]]'' [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan got your power!]]\\
'''Woolie:''' I stole your shit and I'm takin' it 'cause I gave mine away.
** The guys reaction to the Carnage form transformation.
--->'''Woolie:''' Who told you how to do that?\\
'''Matt:''' Why is it called Carnage form?
** When Touma calls them.
--->'''Woolie:''' Okay, there is a lot going on Touma, uhmm, I'm in my Carnage form.

** The guys are already getting hype for Touma when they see his ''Fire Emblem''-esque armor, and then they see his [[UpToEleven awesome entrance]] on a tricked-out, red and gold ''motorcycle''.
--->''[dual shouts of joy]''\\
'''Matt''': That's way cooler!\\
'''Woolie''': ''[high-pitched]'' Yeah, everyone, I take it back! I take it back, you're the best! Oh, Touma you're cool, I love you.
** Woolie asks for ''[[EvenTheGuysWantHim Touma]]'''s three measurements.
** The StarterVillain goes down with a death cry that's not translated, so the guys provide their own.
--->'''Woolie''': "I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids."\\
'''Matt''': "And your lousy Performa."
** "Idolasphere" as the term for the dark world the protagonist got dragged into is one step too far for Matt.

** Woolie and Matt are rather lukewarm about Kiria's Carnage Form, then she reverts in her normal form which Woolie find hype.
--->''[Kiria appears]''\\
'''Woolie and Matt''': ''[disappointed]'' Ahhh... ''[Kiria transforms back]'' Yeah!\\
'''Matt''': You look way cooler!\\
'''Woolie:''' Stay that way!\\
'''Matt''': ''[as the Mirage appears]'' Oh shit! Her Mirage looks awesome!\\
'''Woolie''': Please don't ever put that shit back on again.
** The guys ''try'' to concentrate on Maiko's dialogue, [[MaleGaze but]]...
--->'''Woolie''': You can't, you can't read the lines of dialogue without setting eyes ''firmly'' on cleave central.\\
'''Matt''': [[BlatantLies I was looking at her earrings]].
** They are starting to wonder which celebrities can get in the Idolasphere and have a Performa: the Kardashian having no talent disappears right away, Kanye had one but starts fading nowadays and Puff Daddy is a master Performa collector and kicked Biggie Small's coffin for all its worth.
** Matt having Itsuki going "I don't now this all seems super gay" to show his ignorance of the Idol scene.

** The two have an... interesting take on the relationship between the Mirages and their masters.
--->'''Itsuki''': ''[reluctant]'' I'll visit you again, Tiki...chan, whatever. Because we have no choice, you're the only one who can power us up!\\
'''Tiki''': No, it's 'cause we care about you and love you and do actually want--\\
'''Itsuki''': Level up my shit.\\
'''Tiki''': Oh, sometimes I wonder if I'm even real at all or just a fabrication.\\
'''Itsuki''': I don't hear leveling! That's a whole lot of existential crisis thoughts coming out of my level-up machine.
** When Woolie says its time to meet people willing to sell weapons to kids, Matt immediately asks if he means [[TakeThat America]].
** They want a Mirage to pop out of Hachiko's statue and, given the audience may not be aware, state that Hachiko was a legendary Japanese dog who [[BlatantLies fought off an invading army twenty years ago]].
** Woolie is stunned into silence when they meet Barry, the heavyset, anime-loving fitness instructor from America. He simply can't figure out what to think of this character.
** When Barry starts tearing into Oribe for wanting to be an idol to ''save her sister'', the guys point out Itsuki's complete ''lack'' of a purpose is ignored.
** Oribe starts gushing to Itsuki about how cool her sister was, at which point the duo start bringing up the various insane things expected of Japanese idols, such as needing to ''shave their head'' if they're caught dating.

** Matt and Woolie wonder why nobody at the showroom are commenting on the otherworld portal.
** And then they go to the concert and wonder why nobody in the crowd is concerned by the fact the singer apparently is creating a holographic ''apocalyptic rain of meteors'' and levitating her stage into the air.
--->'''Matt''': This is-- people ''will'' pass out due to hype!\\
'''Woolie''': Is Talent just like attacking the city right now?\\
'''Matt''': People are all just looking at each other like going "Witch? Should we burn her?"
*** And then Oribe levels up her Talent due to how radical Kiria's concert was, with a massive explosion of light that, once again, nobody in the audience comments on.
** Portals appear in the sky and all around the concert. Woolie says they better be an enemy appearing, because if it's the actor's entrance no performer will ''ever'' have enough budget to match him.
** Woolie asks what famous person would be best to have still alive but enslaved by an evil netherworld. Initially he proposes Muhammad Ali, but then realizes one even better: Stephen Hawking.
** Encountering the clown head enemies, Matt immediately compares them to Pennywise before learning their name is Nickelwise. He decides they must also be related to Nickelback.
** Matt still going with Itsuki being disinterested with the idol scene.
--->'''Matt/Itsuki:''' I don't know... singing?

** The two discuss how oddly widespread the fear of clowns is in North America and yet completely absent in Japan. Matt then brings up a Japanese game developer whose clown character design was rejected due to being too scary and how it made him realize he had found an easy way to crit Americans.
*** After fighting goofy clown heads, Woolie was not prepared for the [[TinTyrant Ironclad Myrmidon]].
** When they see the smoke machine item is used to escape battle, they wonder if Beyoncé ever though using that tech to escape shoddy concert.
** Woolie's reaction when he sees "[[{{Bishonen}} bishdish]]" producer Hatanaka, wishing he becomes part of the party.
--->'''Woolie:''' Oh my god, your hair is ''perfect''. That is immaculate volume.

** Woolie notes that in a world where having talent causes otherworldly abominations to invade, it might be better to have ''no'' talent. Matt proudly points out that [[TakeThatUs the Best Friends are ahead of the curve on that]].
** Woolie ThatCameOutWrong ability shows up again. That he sounds extremely defeated over it really sells it
--->'''Woolie:''' Pounded by her weaknesses... It's the phrase that came--\\
'''Matt''': ''Grind'' on her!
** Oribe's pep talk for her sister takes a slightly... different turn.
--->'''"Oribe"''': You worked so hard-- even though you didn't do anything, technically-- you worked so hard to just style on all those skanks. To beat them all out, to be the number one. You aren't trashy like them, you were awesome and talented! You knew how to dance! I'll always be your biggest fan! ''[under her breath]'' Having a family member be your biggest fan is the lamest thing in the world, just saying it, just putting it out there.\\
'''"Touma"''': Tsubasa, why are you throwing so much shade? It's blotting out the sun!

** The guys point out how bizarre the contrast is when they leave what's essentially a satanic hellhole and return to the happy city with the sun shining.
*** Itsuki ''refuses'' to be Tiki's big brother figure.
** Oribe needs to sing to rescue her sister. The guys recommend a few songs, such as "Master Exploder" and "Freebird".
** Considering fusing with demons in ''SMT'' and ''Persona'' is a gruesome execution, Woolie fully expected Unity in this game to be fuck-fighting.
** Matt and Woolie start talking about an inside joke, which Woolie declares impenetrable to anybody not a member of the original group.

** Matt and Woolie share stories about their first websites, from Woolie's overly dramatic presentation of three whole art pieces to Matt's website only he knew about because he wouldn't ''tell'' anybody about it.
** Woolie commenting how useless characters are to him if they don't [[CombinationAttack session]].
--->'''Matt:''' There is like a pest animal outside and you punch it while your girlfriend stand there and like "what the fuck? Didn't you see the session".
** Woolie suggests that instead of leaving the dungeon every time to get drink from the vending machines and boosts the gang should get all together and bring the machine into the Idolasphere.
** Woolie wants Kiria to return at the end of the dungeon and to herald her appearance by using the Wii-U gamepad to text "[[RunningGag I live, bitch!]]".
** Woolie notices that [[FunnyBackgroundEvent your party members will wave]] if you're hovering over a skill that leads to a session...[[FailedASpotCheck but somehow misses]] not only the exclamation points that appear over the enemies when you do so, but also the ''giant list'' of what the session order will be on the left side of the screen. The comments waste no time in pointing this out.

** Woolie has been wondering if they'll reach the point where they so outlevel the enemies in a fight that they never get a chance to attack. They almost get that, except for one mob that survives the first round.
--->'''Woolie''': And then there's ''this'' fucking loser that doesn't know when to quit. Can't you tell, asshole? Read the room! Read the room!
** Touma's inability to session due to poor elemental affinity continues to nag Woolie.
--->'''Matt''': He's like Woolie.
** Chrom is interested in the modern world and is currently interested in learning more about this thing called [[{{Squick}} vore]]. This leads to Matt imagining ''Fire Emblem'' knights failing to comprehend pop.

** Woolie decides to follow a piece of advice they got, namely "Visit the fucking Hee Ho Mart". They reason the things they buy there that boost their Performa are things like little notes saying nice things about Itsuki.
** Matt lists all of the ways they have for quickly leaving a dungeon as he's stunned by how much this game "emphasizes cowardice".
** Woolie is having trouble remembering the games rock-paper-scissors, but is comforted when Matt states he does even worse and will just agree with anything Woolie says.
--->'''Matt''': You know what an ax works well against? Someone that's unarmed.
** Oribe's long-awaited heart-felt song to her sister is completely worldess, consisting of nothing but "La la la". Woolie and Matt eviscerate her and hope it actually powers up the Mirage due to it being so awful and childish.

** Matt jumps in without thinking and immediately jumps back out.
--->'''Woolie''': So you got a hot lady with horse legs--\\
'''Matt''': Yeah I'm down.\\
'''Woolie''': Yeah?\\
'''Matt''': Uh, no, I'm not, I back out.\\
'''Woolie''': ''[chuckling]'' Yeah, you ready to try and figure ''that'' one out?
** Reading the Horseslayer skill, Woolie is reminded of just how easy it is for a horse to get an injury requiring euthanasia.
--->'''Woolie:''' Matt, imagine if you chipped a nail, and you have to die because of it.
** Woolie spots the most bizarre part of Kiria's outfit -- a literal ''belt'' around her coat's collar. Over an actual choker.
** Woolie is absolutely baffled when he realizes the first thing the office did when Aya got back was make her an office assistant as "light rehab". Nevermind the fact she's most likely ''[[UndeadTaxExemption legally dead]]'' and just got out of being demonically possessed.
--->'''Woolie''': Not everyone gets a second chance at going back to being a slave.

** When Maiko asks Itsuki to stay alone, Matt assumes she wants MC sex, which is ''exactly'' what she hints at.
--->'''Woolie:''' Matt, stop saying things. You're making them happen.
** Matt's answer when Tsubasa accuses men of all wanting the same thing.
--->'''Matt:''' Opening tickets to ''Film/{{Rampage|2018}}''.
** They completely fail recording the Wii-U pad this time.
--->'''Woolie''': In conclusion, fuck it.\\
'''Matt''': In traditional Best Friends style, things aren't working, and fuck it.
** Matt and Woolie love how the "Intermission" is stated to be a period when ''nothing of importance happens''.
*** Woolie's first action on getting control? Turning off Kiria's Carnage form and declaring it wiped from existence.
** Kiria challenges Oribe and Itsuki to rise up and meet her challenge in learning to be an idol.
--->'''Itsuki''': I hate this shit. I'm just here because I have nothing going on.
*** Earlier, Itsuki was declared the leader of the band of the idols. Woolie wants to go back through the log to see if there was any reasoning because there is ''nothing special'' about Itsuki to justify him being made leader over Touma and Kiria, who are both more experienced.
** Oribe gets her music video and the guys like it and her costume... until they see the city is overgrown with flowers. As Woolie declares she's singing and dancing on humanity's grave after they all died, Matt worries it's ''VideoGame/TheLastOfUs''.
--->'''Matt''': And she's celebrating atop the corpses of mankind!

** The guys absolutely love Barry's over-the-top "SHIT!" when Itsuki doesn't get his anime reference and then panics at the realization a moe fighting game is coming out shortly.
--->'''Matt''': How do they know what Liam is like?
** Oribe excitedly drags Itsuki off to watch the show of an actor they just met.
--->'''Itsuki''': But I hate everything about this industry. You're forgetting that I don't want to be here or do any of this.
** Later Itsuki admits he doesn't even watch T.V. Matt admits he hadn't even read the text where Itsuki said that, it just sounds like what a bland, clueless teenager would say.
--->'''Itsuki:''' I sit in a chair and I stare at the wall. My hands are folded and it's a fold out chair.
** Matt's story of how a woman very obviously came onto him when he went to sign a lease and his absolutely freaked out voice while recalling his responses.
** Woolie is ''very'' upset that Aya's return from the hell dimension is being so thoroughly downplayed and ignored. Especially the fact that while Aya came back ''there were a lot of people from the same event who didn't''.
** Matt once again throwing legendary shade to the photographer who took a lot of pictures of one bridesmaid ''instead of Matt's wedding''. And following that he was flirting with said bridesmaid online despite her being ''married and not interested''.
--->'''Matt:''' What a piece of shit. And also your photography was bad.

** Continuing on his complaints from last episode, Woolie notes that the characters seem remarkably unconcerned with the fact that idols are flat out disappearing.
*** Related to this, Matt points out how Oribe is apparently not spending any time with Aya despite having longed to see her sister for years.
--->'''"Itsuki"''': But Tsubasa, what about your sister's feelings?\\
'''"Oribe"''': Who?
** Their reaction to Hinozawa, who they find remarkably not racist and cool looking.
** Matt and Woolie pointing out how the main character of this type of RPG usually become so versatile, they are probably calmly asking the element specialists to sit this one out.
--->'''Woolie:''' I don't need you if all you have is bufu.
** Woolie blessing the Japanese service workers, who continue working even as their souls is being sucked by the mirages.
** Itsuki being told he isn't needed.
--->'''Itsuki:''' I guess I'll just go home and masturbate. Wait, I don't really have an interest or passion in masturbation. So I'll just stare at the wall again.
** Tsubasa bungled the photo shoot; Matt and Woolie immediately assume it was gas and deem her "Tsu-''Gas''-a."

** Thanks to suggestions from the audience, Woolie will now be cycling out every item after he has Mastered it. He'll squeeze all of the useful abilities out of an item and then abandon and forget it in favor of the next new item.
--->'''Matt''': [[TakeThat It's just like the idol industry!]]
** Woolie is bemused by a side story of watching a television show opening while [[TakeYourTime people are trapped in a hell dimension]]. Matt notes it's not that bad in-universe given they're sandbagging Aya's return from life, which Woolie is still ''very'' salty over.
** Matt questions the protagonist screaming ForGreatJustice against jellyfish monsters, as the concept might elude them. Right after that one of them charms Itsuki and Woolie points out they understand love at least.
** Kiria levels up enough to unlock a side story.
--->'''Matt:''' Cancel all other side stories.

** Matt mentions that his wife calls the game ''"Anime Twilight"'' for reasons even he doesn't get.
** While talking about Star Wars, Matt concludes that sometimes anime bullshit is more logical than "they're friends".
--->'''Matt:''' No, Darth Talon and Darth Maul are not friends. Just because they are red and black doesn't mean they're friends, Georgie.
** Talking about their taste in chocolates and how some people outside Canada asks why they aren't eating better flavor, Woolie explains they don't have any options.
--->'''Matt:''' These are the dicks we can suck and we will suck them. I know that ''you'' have big exotic dicks. Where you are, there's many, but we're fine with sucking these.
** Woolie and Matt talks about a stripper just eating pizza on the stage as part of the show, they agree that it feels like a great job to have.

** Matt commenting on how awkward it is when companies take jabs at each other in a show and how badly it can age, like if ''Justice League'' kept making jokes about ''Black Panther'' being a flop.
** Kiria getting level 21 prompts Matt and Woolie to joke she's 21 years old and past her prime.
--->'''Woolie:''' You can drive, get the hell out of there.
** Woolie once again mentions how the disappeared people from three years ago are not a priority for the characters.
--->'''Woolie''': Ah, nothing like the smell of dead horse.
** When Oribe is downed and needs a revive, the duo laments they can't just have Touma just drag her dead body off stage.
* Part 20:
** Learning a new boss fight includes a few steps: Learn the moves; forget the moves; tell Billy to cut the worst attempts; and revive Oribe again.
** Matt considering what the Idol scenes would look like in current day Detroit.
--->'''Idol:''' Hey everyone, like cheer on. Positivity!\\
'''Audience:''' Flint still doesn't have clean water! The amount of money it took to put on this show you could have fixed our fucking pipes! Fuck you! We are not actually angry at you; you're trying your best.
*** While discussing Woolie's dietary restrictions and the torment of healthy waffles that he can't pour syrup on, Matt suggests pouring [[BrickJoke positivity]] on them.
* Part 21:
** Deciding to have Oribe train a bit since she is under level, Matt brings up that for what should be the protagonist she spends most of her time on the bench.
*** The very first fight after Matt says they need to level her, Woolie almost immediately wants to bench her because she's under level.
** Woolie once again makes an innuendo that begs to be taken out of context.
--->'''Woolie:''' I'll get to work on the little girl.
** Woolie becomes increasingly exasperated with Tiki, who constantly messages him about needing to visit her ''while they're fighting in a hell dimension''.
* Part 22:
** Woolie advises people that if they are doing a cosplay photoshoot and the photographer use his phone for it, run away.
--->'''Matt:''' If you get a photographer and he says "I did the [=McMuscles=] wedding", ''do not''. [[CallBack Call the cops]].
** Woolie taking time so people can use [[https://i.redd.it/lh991u7zkhw01.png this reaction]] as a meme template.
** Their amazement at the boss power to seal their magic with his camera.
--->'''Woolie:''' Without our Carnage Form we are just children.
** Seeing [[{{Bishounen}} Yashior]]'s concert start, Woolie has some advice.
--->'''Woolie''': [[EvenTheGuysWantHim Matt, that feeling in your loins right now? Embrace it.]]\\
'''Matt''': Yeah, I'm trying to.
** The episode ends with Matt screaming "titties are gonna grow!"
* Part 23:
** Matt and Woolie can't handle how perfect Oribe's new outfit is or the poses she strikes.
--->'''Mat''': ''(as the boss goes crazy over Oribe)'' Yo! This is it, this is what I wanted, exactly what I fucking wanted! This better just beat him.
** The boss Gangrel shares a name with a wrestler that Matt mention started the "New Porn Order".
--->'''Woolie''': ...Wait.\\
'''Matt''': He started a porn company. And directed some porn.\\
'''Woolie:''' Wait. As, as a kayfabe?\\
'''Matt:''' '''No.'''
** Matt voicing Maiko when she is freed.
--->'''Maiko:''' You guys didn't look through My Complex did you?\\
'''Oribe:''' I looked at your big fucking titty photos.
** Debating what entertainment industry figure could be the leader of the Mirages, the guys settle on Suge Knight. His final attack is teleporting to [[BlackComedy hold you out a window]].
* Part 24:
** Eleonora, the blond half-Japanese idol, makes her appearance and declares she'll one day be a top Hollywood actor. Matt thinks they'll probably just [[RaceLift cast a white actor for her role]].
*** When Itsuki asks if she's mixed race, the guys start cycling through the various terms for it like asking if she's a dhampyr or mulato.
** They propose a boy band named the "Omni-Directional Boyz", who are obviously better than the One Way Boyz. Though in some countries they're known as the [[Manga/AttackOnTitan 3D-Maneuver Boyz]].
** Once again Itsuki keeps hammering how unaware of anything he is when Ellie said she plays in ''Dandelion Love''.
--->'''"Itsuki":''' I recently bought a poster. It's a blank, white poster. One day when I have a direction, I will put something on the poster.
*** Touma points out Eleonora's show is getting bad ratings and nobody's talking about it.
--->'''Touma''': It's kind of ''ass''.
** Due to bad positioning of an animated icon in a cutscene, both Woolie and Matt mistakenly think Oribe just took a ''dump'' on the floor.
** When Ayaha suggests Itsuki would be better fixing Kiria's plushy.
--->'''Woolie:''' What do I pay you-- Get back in the dungeon!
** Woolie comments that while Itsuki is obviously horrible at sewing back a plushy, he didn't even try using colors that match!
** After Kiria powers from getting her plushy back with an over-the-top cutscene. They immediately decide to go do Touma's as well, because Woolie is more than happy to get another O-face.
* Part 25:
** Their reaction to Kiria's concert after her sidequest was completed, wishing one of the options for Itsuki is just "breathes heavily".
*** They wanted her to dress up in a plushy outfit, but are completely into her Jotaro costume. Woolie instantly regrets buying her other outfit before this.
--->'''Woolie''': Fuck that fifty-one thousand! Money wasted!
** Reading a text message for a newly available sidequest, Woolie realizes Maiko is drunk.
--->'''Matt:''' DO THAT ONE!
** The ingredients to cure her hangover disgust Matt.
--->'''Matt:''' It's got ''[building] nails'' in it! Eat this Maiko!
** Since the sidequests with Kiria serve to show her cute side, Woolie guesses Oribe's sidequests will show her badass side. Matt hopes that Oribe turns out to be super into dog fights.
** Maiko is apparently drinking with officials and the police so they won't reveal to the public that the ''world is about to end''. Not to avoid a mass panic, but because it would cut into the sales on their new album.
--->'''Matt:''' They are being brought to sake bars by this mature, older 23 year old.\\
'''Woolie:''' "Don't tell the world that it's almost over. Whatever you do, we got a bunch of kids on it, they're figuring it out. More importantly, check this album out."
* Part 26:
** The duo wonder what it would be like if they got an ominous warning to put their affairs in order in real life when they went to see a movie.
** Woolie and Matt's reaction as Touma is about to get dunked by a boy for fanboying over a sentai at his age.
--->'''Matt:''' This is like when a kid comes up to me and says Godzilla isn't real and I just powerbomb him through a table.
** Touma decides to practice his skills for an audience by going again to Daitama Idolashpere. Woolie and Matt can't help but think the monsters are getting sick of being massacred by overleveled characters and dread everytime the door to the Idolasphere is opened.
--->'''Woolie:''' "Hey man, you bored?" "Yeah." "You want to crash some pussy ass bitch monster?" "Sure thing. Meet you in Daitama?" "Uh-huh."
** Touma's new Performa, "Mind of a Hero, gained thanks to his desire to be a sentai is the most powerful thing of all: Kayfabe. Which carries over to him getting absolutely demolished in his first performance as a villain.
--->'''Woolie''': Mind of a Hero, Soul of a Jobber.
*** They really want Touma to show his new power by beating up or terrorizing the kid who dunked on him.
* Part 27:
** Woolie says Tsubasa shouldn't be worried about being in public since she is not popular. As he says that, he and Matt notice the giant screen with Tsubasa's face from her new album.
** Woolie prefers hanging out with Kiria and Touma and wishes Itsuki was just romping up with them while Tsubasa hands out tissues.
** When Tsubasa succeeds at her meet-and-greet, Woolie gives her the most condescending congratulations he can for managing this bare minimum of social interaction.
** Tiki's side quest is begun with a complete lack of enthusiasm and the fact that they're apparently looking for somebody who wants to marry this five thousand year old dragon child doesn't help.
* Part 28:
** They start the episode mocking people for having waifus... and then Woolie sheepishly admits they have friends like that.
*** Given Tiki=Waifu managed to reach the fourth floor of the Idolasphere without any seeming difficulty despite lacking a Carnage form, they speculate she would be a good addition to the team.
** Woolie doubling down on Tiki's usefulness as grinding and nothing else.
--->'''Woolie:''' Quite frankly, you should just be a vending machine. Input, output. Press button, get special weapon... Team vending machine.\\
'''Matt:''' You're more like a fax machine, really. [[InsultToRocks A vending machine has too much personality.]]
** When Aya says she suspects Mirages to be behind people's depression, Matt thinks the crew just needs to accept some people are just assholes.
** Touma's sidequest has him trying to talk about girls
--->'''Matt:''' We got to get rid of them!.
** Just as he is about to explain the boy that dunked on Touma interrupts them.
--->'''Woolie:''' "I heard y'all were talking about catching some snitches. You trying to find some stank?" \\
'''Matt:''' "You know how me, Boy, do."\\
'''Woolie:''' "How you go talking about catching some stank when I'm not around."\\
'''Matt:''' "You know I'm down!"
** When Touma explains he wants to be a real hero for the boy, the guys point out he can just go carnage form and just bring him in an Idolasphere would fix this in a minute.
** Then they go back to the quest.
--->'''Touma:''' So anyway, now that that shit kid's out, how about we talk about getting our dicks wet?
* Part 29:
** They are having a great time making Touma and Itsuki look like skeezy pick up artists
--->'''Matt:''' She's like "you guys are horrible" and then Touma looks over at Itsuki and Itsuki is giving a big thumbs up.
** Woolie suggests "accidentally" dropping a magnum condom when going for his phone to take the girl's topic ID. Matt suggests dropping your phone and show a picture of your magnum dong on the screen instead.
** Touma's new Performa is alternately known as "Soul of a Catcall", "Chauvinist Pig", or "Holla-holla-holla for a Dolla".
** Cain is puzzled at Touma trying to woo women as part of a hero's journey and wonders if he should stay at Touma's side. The friends think this ''holographic assistant'' needs to be quiet and just do his job.
--->'''Touma:''' Itsuki? Ok I'm mid-panty raid and I need your back up. What are you doing right now? Come find me, I'm in Shibuya. But I don't know where, help. I woke up in this room, there is all kinds of panties on my head right now.
** Woolie admits that Touma has a lot of self-confidence to be able to wear his gaudy leopard print costume.
*** Touma declares he will save the children and beautiful ladies. Men and uggos are out of luck, and uggo children are ''extra'' out of luck.
** Matt wants people to know Woolie refers to Haim Saban from ''Power Rangers'' with the same disdain normally reserved for war criminals and genociders.
** Woolie and Matt conclude it's not about creeping on gals, it's about embarrassing yourself so the children are inspired by it... to not be like Touma.
* Part 30:
** Woolie and Matt use the downtime after finishing sidequests to explain there is construction going on downstairs, so if they raise their voices it's to muffle it. Woolie suggests editing with a compressor later but they might want to update their motto of "expect nothing, deliver less" to "we've done worse".
--->'''Mat''': If you're able to bite into the pillow and take the worst, then you can't complain about not the worst.
** Matt recalls an interview where a man explained today's porn industry can not rival to hentai and animated porn as the camera angle allows inside and x-ray footage not possible on porn actors.
--->'''Matt:''' That guy was right!
** Barry's rather unhealthy comments about Mamori.
--->'''Woolie:''' He might as well say "I want to see her grow up healthy".
*** Matt suggests that going for the charger is too creepy and desperate. He should go with something more normal, like stealing her clothes or cutting a lock of hair.
** When Mamori leaves the office it's depicted by having her fade out of the frame. Matt and Woolie assume she must've been a casualty of Thanos's fingersnap.
*** They begin pronouncing Mamori as "mammaries".
** When Yashiro shows up to kidnap Tiki.
--->'''Matt:''' Well she's ''ours'', she's our property. She's like our toaster. We bought her, legally ours.
*** Woolie points out that Yashiro has the ability to steal Tiki away because he has ''heterochromia''. They imagine he's actually super prejudiced against inferior beings whose eyes are the same color.
** Matt and Woolie point out a sword that hurts when you hold the handle says a lot about Yashiro's character.
** When Kiria regrets not being strong enough, Woolie thinks it'll lead to a moment she'll leave for a few episodes to get stronger.
--->'''Woolie''': Imagine if that trope plays out and it's like "Are you stronger?" because she is wearing a new outfit and she is like "No, I just bought clothes."
** On seeing the new Mirage attack is led by a death metal Barry, Woolie erupts in delighted cackles.
* Part 31:
** Eleonora's Mirage looks like an actual Stand while her armor is right out of [[{{Scryed}} s-CRY-ed]].
*** The costume grows on Woolie over time, though he states that he really wants the costume on her TV show to be an ''Azumanga Daioh'' penguin suit.
** Discussing {{Old Shame}}s, Matt wonders what will happen if historians find out the ''Reboot'' logo, that Woolie has a pin of and uses a lot, turns out to have been the emblem of a forgotten tribe of racist, genocidal maniacs.
--->'''Matt:''' In your travels one day you go to some obscure country, and they like run you out of town. But you don't know what the problem is, they just start running after you.\\
'''Woolie:''' That would suck. That would suck ''so hard''.
*** This conversation is started by Woolie soliciting people who were fans of ''Twilight'' at the start of the craze to write in what they think about it looking back.
** Woolie showed his family his Haka training, and his mom spent the entire time scowling and eventually crossing her arms. Apparently she's of the group that thinks if you don't understand what somebody is doing or the language they're using to explain it, the whole thing is ''demonic''.
*** Matt chimes in that while his parents are way more lax, his dad once admonished him for having his earbrow pierced, asking him what his boss would think of that.
--->'''Matt:''' "Well, dad, since my boss has a tongue piercing"... and then he got that weird Mohawk, "Well I doubt he cared. He probably thinks I'm lame." And my dad is like "Well it's not about what your boss thinks" and then I go "Then what is it about, DAD! Then what is it about!"
* Part 32:
** Continuing the discussion from last part, Woolie wonders what the parents of the Mirage Masters would do if their kids came back in Carnage form. Itsuki's dad would probably bail.
** Woolie is increasingly annoyed by the sheer volume of texts that crops up even when he's just doing a little maintenance at the base. He wished Itsuki could just turn his phone off.
** Matt's perfect defense against Kizun AI, a LP channel about an AI playing game: The Best Friends have done the worst already so their audience's expectations are already low, while Kizun cannot lower its standards.
--->'''Matt:''' We're just yelling at Game Grumps "You didn't beat us, we are surviving."\\
'''Woolie:''' Right now. As we yell over the sounds of [[CallBack drills and jackhammers]]\\
'''Matt:''' That podcast that was being deconstructed around our heads. Bricks were falling. Dust was settling.\\
'''Woolie:''' Nothing can stop us from playing ''Tokyo Mirage Sessions''. You hear me, nothing.\\
'''Matt:''' The only thing would be if Nintendo announced the Switch version.\\
'''Woolie:''' [[VerbalBackspace That would stop us]]. That would in fact-- yeah. But the point remains.
** Woolie explains the stupidity behind attacking the toughest guy in jail on your first day. First is that you're going to die. Second is that people do that in ''jail'' when they're going to be released at the end of the day. It makes you look like a violent idiot and screws up any chance at getting bail.
* Part 33:
** Matt declares a Phantom they just killed only wanted to perform.
** Woolie points out Ellie would be able to aim better by just standing still instead of flipping when she shoots an arrow, even if it will look way less cool.
--->'''Ellie:''' Yeah, but this is ''Hollywood''. I gotta jack them up, and I gotta jump high.\\
'''Itsuki''': But it makes it so much harder to do it in midair.\\
'''Ellie''': Nah man, Hollywood.
** Woolie is absolutely dumbfounded to learn that Tommy Wisseau's ''Best F(r)iends'' is split into two volumes. Matt notes the second part will be shown wherever bad movies are shown.
** During one of the fights they realize that the last training cutscene with Barry was Itsuki's but the game ''still'' didn't say what he is being trained for.
* Part 34:
** The duo point out that movie makers can throw out all sorts of pitches and instantly forget them, allowing them to just make shit up. Just like Pat.
** Matt relates that he's hit hard by the meme about leaving a game you like to die so you can hang with a game that'll make their channel grow. Woolie agrees they choose to have a good time even if it's actively murdering the channel.
--->'''Woolie:''' That's our struggle, that's our life, and that's our stupid shit. I'M PLAYING ''TOKYO MIRAGE SESSIONS'', MATT! WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING ''# FE''!
** Woolie compares limiting classic [=IPs=] on the 3DS to the companies disposing of disgusting guck they don't want on the main consoles.
--->'''Woolie''': I want the guck, I've been ''craving'' the guck for years.\\
'''Matt''': I live in the guck!\\
'''Woolie''': I have a home made of guck.
* Part 35:
** Ellie starts nagging Itsuki to start her side mission... while the group is currently ''in the middle of a hellish netherworld trying to save Barry''. [[TakeYourTime They decide he can last a little while longer]].
** The guys are not amused by Ellie's date relies on having to find her.
--->'''Matt:''' You better have the hottest, thickest ass ''ever'' for this to be worth it.
*** When Ellie CanNotSpitItOut that she needs to go on a date with Itsuki, stumbling over the "d", Woolie shouts "Diaphragm!"
*** Given this is not how dates work or people talk, the duo speculate David Cage wrote the side quest.
** Woolie and Matt point out that Ellie's desire to go to Hollywood might be a bit dated given the scandals enveloping it in 2018.
* Part 36:
** Having enjoyed Ellie's side mission, the guys check to see if any others are available, but they haven't progressed enough with their allies and Maiko isn't drunk enough yet. So they reluctantly decide it's time to save Barry.
** Woolie learning boss fights the hard way continues.
--->''[boss's add attacks, hitting every member of the gang]''\\
'''Woolie:''' Okay, let's kill the adds.\\
''[boss's other add drops a massive heal on the entire enemy group]''\\
'''Woolie:''' Oh, let's kill the fucking adds.
* Part 37:
** The guys sandbagging Yashiro's disdain for friendship when their swords and spells run on the PowerOfFriendship.
** Woolie wishing he had a conversation where both people have their back turned, thinking of it as an anti-staring contest where the first one to turn loses.
** Leaving the dungeon with Barry trapped inside yet again, they claim Tiki has informed them that Barry's skin is now completely burned away. Given how long they're taking to save him, Matt wants him to just be a burning skeleton when they finally reach the last boss.
** Tsubasa's plan to learn to be devilish is to talk to a stray cat called Little Devil, who is just an actual cat. Kiria than shows and Woolie hopes Itsuki walks off with her.
--->'''Woolie:''' She wouldn't even notice. Just go, just follow.
*** Woolie is absolutely ''baffled'' by Tsubasa's decision to focus on a ''cat'', having spent the entire time leading up to this making jokes about her needing to get ''filthy''.
** Woolie during Tsubasa's epiphany where she thanks the cat for his "coaching".
-->'''Woolie:''' Oh, you're just crazy... oh, she's just insane.\\
'''Matt:''' No but look ''(Oribe's gaining a performa)'' she was right.\\
'''Woolie:''' But she's just convinced that she's right. You don't have to be ''right'' you just have to'' think'' that you are.\\
'''Matt:''' No, you can't get this shit if you just think you're right.\\
'''Woolie:''' It's believe, Matt.\\
'''Matt:''' Yeah, you're right.\\
'''Woolie:''' All you have to do is believe! She's just nuts! She's slow and she's kinda dumb and she's crazy.
* Part 38:
** Matt gives a flat no when Tiki suggests they get back to saving Barry. They reluctantly head back into the dungeon... and have to ''immediately leave'' to progress the story.
** Woolie choosing Touma to sing even though he didn't know the song.
** Woolie and Matt have an argument about Puff Daddy come with us had a great music video or not, Woolie says it is but refuses to check.
** Woolie summing up what is happening.
--->'''Woolie:''' What is this video game? What does this have to do with ''Fire Emblem'' or ''Shin Megami Tensei''? We are learning anime themes to sing to a demon program director at an infested television station. What does that have to do with either of those franchises?
* Part 39:
** Mamori having to sing to bring back Barry.
--->'''"Itsuki"''': Get into the fucking Eva and sing.\\
'''"Mamori":''' But I just do a shitty cooking show.
** Tsubasa's Ad-lib Performance gets the duo screaming in joy.
--->'''Matt:''' Get in there my son.
** The guys going from amazed at Mamori's Carnage Form to laughing at the helmet.
* Part 40:
** Picking up from last part, Matt refuses this costume but Woolie decides he's in and Matt will just have to deal.
--->'''Woolie''': I'm pulling you in. I grabbed you by the fucking hand and pulled you in.
** Matt saying Draug's head remind him of the ''Home Alone'' furnace, which Woolie dubs as children's first introduction to fear.
** Hyping up the new president Mahiro Tsurumi, an unknown and eccentric newcomer in the idol industry, as a villain.
--->'''Woolie''': Tsurumi the Genocider has made his way to the top.\\
'''Matt:''' Tsurumi the Vioblader. ''(Woolie laughs)'' What the fuck's a Vioblader?
** Woolie flat-out refuses Tiki's new side story because there's a whiff of a sneeze from Kiria on the wind.
*** Toward the end of the episode, they suspect all of her messages have alerts that let Tiki know they've been read but Itsuki isn't responding.
** Examining the various class changes for Chrom, they discover his Conqueror appearance.
--->''[Woolie cooes]''\\
'''Matt''': Yo. Throw your hands in the air! Edgelord, ''[Woolie joins in]'' Edgelords!
* Part 41:
** Barry's sidequest is to get a Mamorin charms to the Hee Ho Mart.
--->'''Matt:''' You mean the one that's across the street from your fucking place!
** Their reaction to Itsuki's "Please do your job" line.
*** They point out this task is important enough to impact their XP and the price of goods... just like [[CallBack talking to a cat]].
** The Hee Ho Mart describes the person who left with the charm has a mature woman with glasses and business attire.
--->'''Matt:''' That sounds like Touma.\\
'''Woolie:''' (reading) She nonchalantly came in mid-day to buy alcohol during the work week.\\
'''Matt:''' That's Oribe for sure... We have to kill Eleonora.
** Now that they have her number, they want Itsuki to send the clerk some nudes.
** When news arrives that Kiria's side story is now available, Itsuki ''sprints'' to the office to arrive out of breath. And then Woolie's prayers that her new gig be a penguin mascot suit comes (partly) true to the couch's joy.
*** Kiria's outburst reminds Woolie of his own breakdown during ''Omikron''.
** Kiria's side story objective? Overcoming her weakness for cute things by slaughtering cute things in the Idolasphere.
--->'''Matt''': I don't know, should cute things really to die to appease Kiria's want to be cool?\\
'''Woolie''': I've already stacked the bodies.
* Part 42:
** The episode starts with Woolie talking about a study that shows multi-tasking doesn't work the way most people think as people actually focus on one task while the others essentially go on autopilot. As he is explaining this, he nearly runs right into an enemy and then blunders into a dungeon hazard, perfectly demonstrating his point.
*** Woolie and Matt declare that this is the "LP Tax" which contributes to them messing up or missing seemingly obvious story bits or objects. They don't expect the harsher viewers to accept this, but still feel vindicated.
** Woolie guesses the absolutely cute sidequest was the core of Kiria's character and everything else was just lead up to a tough girl wearing a cat mascot costume.
** They choose the "May I feel the suit" option. Matt reassures her that it's not what she thinks, Itsuki's just a ''massive pervert''.
--->'''Woolie:''' It's like white people with my dreads.
** Woolie and Matt reject the fact that Tiki is an actual being. When Woolie once again calls her a vending machine, Matt states she's closer to a hotel mini-fridge.
** Another sidequest has them be on another wild goose chase because the clerk girl is out of the quest item.
--->'''Matt:''' Why do I bother with the Hee Ho Mart?!
* Part 43:
** Woolie's interpretation of Itsuki adding drama into eating a donut.
--->'''Itsuki:''' I'm busting a nut, oooooh shit! It's like she's still sucking! Oooooh.
** Making fun of Ayaha being set to the background, wondering if they'll pushed her in the dimension.
** Maiko getting another gig for Tsubasa, Ellie and Itsuki from Daiba tv.
--->'''Matt:''' THAT'S THE THING THAT KILLS PEOPLE, DAIBA TV! You stupid idiot.\\
(intermission in game)\\
'''Matt:''' Few days later, EVERYONE'S DEAD!
** The guys suggests Tsubasa got the gig thanks to her titi-charms, charmities.
--->'''Yashiro:''' Isn't Oribe a complete amateur?\\
'''Woolie:''' You're not wrong, but have seen her giant... performa?
** The conversation about the sneezing detective being part of the three bodily functions trilogy or being used to convey the director's fetishes.
** The show director yelling at Tsubasa's acting being garbage is being possessed by a mirage, but as Woolie points out it's not like Tsubasa's performance is good.
--->'''Woolie:''' His eye for talent is still sharp as fuck.
* Part 44:
** The duo suspects that while previous Mirage victims were much better people after they were freed, the director will still be a massive jerk. They even suspect the Mirage will be ''happy'' to be freed from the director.
** Woolie wants to see what a savage encounter feels now, first clue for the TotalPartyKill is how huge the Mirages are.
--->'''Matt:''' (seeing the Chaos Falcon) What the fuck is that thing in the back?
** After the one-round wipe, they're informed they've unlocked [[EasyModeMockery Friendly difficulty]]. Matt fully approves of the name.
* Part 45:
** After listing anime of the early [=2000s=], Woolie spend most of the video driven crazy by his inability to remember ''VideoGame/SakuraWars'' by name.
--->'''Matt:''' Woolie is edging by the way.
** Woolie recounts his extreme dedication to the series ''Anime/WolfsRain'' and how he loved it so much he wanted to dress like the characters.
--->'''Matt''': You already do!
** Matt responds that he was introduced to it by the president of his anime club who also tried introducing him to ''Manga/{{Chobits}}''. He would later ask her to ''stop'' introducing him to anime.
** Itsuki wonders why, after doing everybody else's sidequests, nobody wants to do ''his''. He helped them figure out how to do what they want, now they need to help him figure out what he wants to do.
* Part 46:
** Woolie comments how news of ''WesternAnimation/{{Undergrads}}'' getting a movie isn't out of nowhere, since if you followed the website, the writers were really onboard to do it.
--->'''Woolie:''' I mean it's still out of nowhere because it's been like seven years. You don't keep checking the website.
** Woolie and Matt complete sandbagging how Ayaha is being hostage again, acting like Tsubasa completely forgot who she is and people's interaction with her is just walking around her to get to the vending machine.
** When they have to go back to the office and investigate for a source of drama, they joke that Tsubasa only realize who Aya is when she sees the family picture.
--->'''Tsubasa:''' Oooooooh, my sister.
** When it turns out Ayaha wasn't in fact kidnapped, but the desk was empty, they assume she left for lunch.
** The two start cackling at the idea of Ayaha [[Manga/{{Naruto}} killing the rest of the Oribe clan to make Tsubasa stronger]].
** Oribe powers up her Mirage due to wanting to save her sister... who is apparently as important to Tsubasa as a ''random street cat''.
* Part 47:
** When Tsubasa has to do a kiss scene with Itsuki.
--->'''Oribe:''' Kiss Shitsuki?
** Itsuki himself has to think ''very deep'' on whether he'll kiss "Snoreibe", with Matt declaring him accepting it is ''jumping on a grenade''.
** With Tsubasa's new show being a hit, Ayaha offers her congratulations.
--->'''Oribe''': You some kind of intern? I'm pretty thirsty. Hey new girl, don't look me in the eyes. I will fly into a rage, off the fucking handle.
** Their interpretation of Yashiro just forcing himself in the party is that they didn't really beat him in the boss fight, so he can pretty much do what he wants without retaliation.
--->'''Woolie:''' Yashiro steals your girl.\\
'''Matt:''' And you have to say you're welcome.\\
'''Woolie:''' And your house and your car, he's fathering your children. Thank you sir, may I have another.
* Part 48:
** Touma, having not seen any use in a ''long'' time is thrilled when Itsuki actually starts looking over his skills.
--->'''Woolie''': It's not his fault, but cooler people walked in the class and it's time to ditch your friends.\\
'''Matt''': Remember kids, that's how Woolie feels.
** When they give Yashiro's persona the Hero upgrade.
--->'''Matt:''' He is like "Wow I've only just joined the team, and I get a level up. This friendship thing is working out. Maybe you guys were onto something with this whole caring about other people."
** Maiko summoning Kiria, Itsuki and Tsubasa all together, Matt guesses she'll reveal she embezzled all their money and they've all been fired.
* Part 49:
** Itsuki unlocking unbowed courage has Woolie muse he became American and doesn't bow to say hi anymore.
** Aside from Tharja's almost villainous dialogue and laughter, Matt and Woolie are amused at how she's still being shy about her feelings for the most dull character in existence.
--->'''Tharja''': ''[singsong]'' Kiria likes Itsuki~\\
'''Kiria''': ''Nobody likes Itsuki!''
** After completing Kiria's sidequest where she learned to be cool and cute to charm and murder her fan, Matt and Woolie ad lib her rebirth as something from "Red Dragon"
--->'''Kiria:''' You're all simply ants in the viscera, you are beneath me as I step above your corpses. But fear is not what you owe me; '' you owe me awe''.
** Their reaction to the performance taking place on the head of a giant Sir Gen plushy.
** When Kiria thanks Itsuki for his help.
--->'''Matt:''' HE DID NOTHING.\\
'''Woolie:''' I literally did nothing. I cheerleaded from the sidelines.\\
'''Matt:''' I healed you once, I gave you a can of energy drink.\\
'''Woolie:''' I put curry under your nose.
** Then Touma, who was not involved in any fight but had an XP share booster, is shown gaining a new level.
--->'''Matt:''' He didn't do anything.\\
'''Woolie:''' You're nothing!\\
'''Matt:''' What the fuck did he do? Why'd he get a level up? Was he even in the party?\\
'''Woolie:'''He's watching through the door crack.\\
'''Matt:''' I'm starting to forget who that guy is.
** Yashiro is revealed to not being able to even feed himself without an assistant, he then collapses before even making it to the café.
--->'''Woolie:''' They didn't warn you on Game [=FAQs=] to never accept his sidequest or else he ''dies''.
** When Yashiro says the reason he never bothered learning how to eat is because he would rather perfect his acting skill, Matt and Woolie wonder what kind of breakdown he has when his role ask him to eat.
--->'''Matt:''' "Now eat that loaf of bread" and he just stomps on it. Puts it on his dick.\\
'''Woolie:''' They give him chopsticks and he just stares at the camera and starts crying.
** When Itsuki is embellishing the meal he eats to teach Yashiro and compares the soup to a samurai of the ramen world.
--->'''Matt:''' Hanzo Hattori himself would cry into this soup.
* Part 50:
** Yashiro and Navarre starting their post-Unity conversation with ellipses, with Matt hoping all their exchanges will be just that. Then they crack up as Yashiro asks his Mirage why he didn't say anything when Yashiro was starving.
** Yashiro puts his food report practice to good use, showing how good his acting is as he looks like a cheerful chap compared to his brooding self, and outhams Itsuki's food praising.
--->'''Matt:''' I want Itsuki to go "Was that special effects when you shot [that laser beam] out of your mouth?"
** Woolie pointing out how lost Mamori must be when she sees the crew's M.O for all their issues is to fight monsters in the Idolasphere.
--->'''Woolie:''' She's like "I should try singing one day". '''"Let's go fight sir Lorenz'''".
** After the battle is finally over, Mamori's Mirage tells her he's sure she'll do better given how ''shit'' her last few episodes have been.
* Part 51:
** Barry commenting that Mamori being such an angel is proof of God.
--->'''Matt:''' This bitch be microwavin', there gotta be a god!\\
'''Woolie:''' Barry unlocks new Performa: Proof of God.
** When they comment on Sir Lorenz probably still needing help inside the Idolasphere, Woolie suggests making him a secretary like Ayaha.
** When Maiko admits she is drunk, but just a teensy bit so it's fine, Matt darkly mentions [[NoodleIncident he's heard that one before]].
** The reveal that Tharja is the one that made the utaloid software for Tiki leaves Matt and Woolie confused.
--->'''Woolie:''' The mage from Fire Emblem, in its ghost Stand form--\\
'''Matt:''' Reprogrammed my fucking laptop, to display this fucking imp.\\
'''Woolie''': ''[chuckling]'' What is this game?
** The reward for helping Maiko is "My Complex 2".
--->'''Matt:''' It was banned from store shelves in Shibuya. You could see all of the labias.
** During Tsubasa's sidequest they see a composer declining his offer to help and leave mumbling about an idol dead five years ago. Woolie mentions in real business this is where you call it mulligan and look for someone else but here it's the sign of an enemy Mirage so they must defeat the monsters and take the song by force.
*** The composer reasons that he has no interest in helping an idol whose popularity was artificially increased. Matt and Woolie point out ''that's the idol industry's job''.
* Part 52:
** Wandering lost in the Idolasphere trying to find the event, Woolie and Matt's conversation eventually veers into why hip hop culture and Jamaicans are "super not down with going down".
--->'''Woolie''': Big prohibitations, like your partner enjoying sex. Big, big prohibited. Not allowed.\\
'''Matt''': If I'm not having fun, no one can.\\
'''Woolie''': Big proclamations being made on the channel today!
** Faced with the evil ghost of a dead idol, Woolie thinks they should give up on friendship to empower their Performa and just rely on ThePowerOfHate.
--->'''Matt''': "This next song's for the guy up there that keeps yelling from the balcony! It's called 'I Hate You, ''Please Die''.'"\\
'''Woolie''': Yeah! Why can't Hate Breed get pushed?\\
'''Matt''': Hate Breed? Man, I can't think of a band that more parents would be like "You're listening to ''what?''"
** Woolie points out that Oribe's final triumph of her personal story is ''forcing'' a guy who declined working with her to do so. They assume her main motivation here is not ''saving'' the composer but just getting the contract.
** When Woolie chooses "Tsubasa will be a new legend" Matt comments he would say that line regardless who it is referring too.
** Woolie showing Matt the power of dual art that resets Sessions.
--->'''Boss:''' How? How could I - I, the legendary idol - be bested by this child?\\
'''Matt:''' Did you see those fucking sessions?
** Sawafuji begins praising Oribe in an ''incredibly'' creepy and fucked up manner, such as referring to her as a "vessel that accepts all fans' feelings" and claiming he didn't think it was possible with a "body of flesh". Matt says he's ''shaking with fury'' at the first part and at the second part declares the composer is probably still possessed.
* Part 53:
** Matt and Woolie's reactions to Tsubasa and Eleonora posing in tandem, accompanied with sparkle effects.
** The duo speculate that Yashiro always fires a cannon out of his mouth when he eats, and also fires them off while in the ''bathroom''.
** Woolie asks Matt if he would kill eldritch monsters if it meant his skills with [=LPing=] games would go up. Matt would give it a try, but would also give up very easily.
** As Yashiro's current mission comes to an end, Woolie notes his story feels more like teaching Yashiro how to be a ''human being''.
* Part 54:
** When Yashiro thanks Itsuki for being so direct Woolie points out he just said "what about friendship"
** The duo's annoyance at the absence of choice when Mamori asks who from the cast should be her older sister.
--->'''Matt:''' "Hey how about Ms. Maiko?" "Oh you mean Ellie?" "No. Ms. Maiko." "Ok how about Tsubasa?" "Oh, Ellie." "No, no."
** Their annoyance only increases when Mamori learns "improv" by ''relying on Itsuki for her lines''.
** When Ellie worries that having Mamori's sister be biracial could cause some problems, the guys break down laughing as they overlooked that particular plot point.
--->'''Matt''': That might create ''problems''. People calling up the network going "I don't- I don't know about this!"\\
'''Woolie''': "I just wanted a wholesome microwaving show."\\
'''Matt''': "I didn't know that the biracials were taking our jobs!"\\
'''Woolie''': "I just wanted to know how to heat up my food!"\\
'''Matt''': "But now I have to look at this ''weirdo!''"\\
'''Woolie''': "How'm I supposed to eat, staring at a ''biracial'' on my television, quite frankly."
** Woolie and Matt get angry at Mamori calling Itsuki big brother, especially when she brings up how he lets Tiki do it.
** The next characters who get a special dual move are Tiki and Touma. Aside from complaining they don't want Tiki, they're also annoyed that some character they the game is now including made-up characters like this "Touma" in their combos.
** When Ellie mentions the network is looking to make changes to the show, Matt assumes one of the notes they sent down is to get rid of the "gross hybrid".
** Woolie starts a joke about how Tiki should have their meal ready for them when they arrive and starts pushing it only to realize it's a little ''too'' close to home and taps out.
* Part 55:
** Itsuki saying Ellie's biracial heritage isn't an issue is treated like a big lesson in the game and Ellie is moved but Matt and Woolie aren't that impressed.
--->'''Matt:''' Itsuki's going "It's nothing really you need to be ashamed of." NO! IT'S FUCKING NOT ITSUKI. "No, no, we still love you" YEAH YOU FUCKING DO! "Itsuki, thank you for being so understanding of my ''dark, gross past''."\\
'''Woolie:''' "Even as a demi-human-- ''I mean'' biracial." Like, she's taking it as a huge compliment and it was really just him not being an asshole.
** Woolie's mind is ''blown'' when they get confirmation that the police not only know about the Idolaspheres but specifically contacts Fortuna to deal with cases involving them.
** When a kid shouts for his sentai hero to save him, Woolie laughs at the idea that your last word aren't to get help or want your mom but asking for your fake hero to save you.
** Itsuki says they need to check their Topic in a cutscene in case it's important. Matt screams that Woolie has ''thirty'' unread Topic messages.
--->'''Woolie:''' Help me, [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Ninja Turtles]]! [[WesternAnimation/BikerMiceFromMars Biker Mice]]!
** After freeing Abel from his curse the guys leave the kid with him. Woolie wonders how the police are going to react when they learn Touma left the victim of a kidnapping ''with his abductor'' because he's good now that they beat him up a little.
** Woolie declares that Touma, having obtained his dream of being a henshin both onscreen and in real life, has now peaked. From here it's all downhill.
* Part 56:
** Matt suggests that over the course of the game Ayaha should blend more in more in the background until she's a colored silhouette like the extras.
** Matt reacting to Kiria's new clothes.
--->'''Matt:''' What is this engorgement in my pants?
** Matt wants to throw Tiki in the Recycling Bin but reluctantly admits they need to keep her around for upgrades.
* Part 57:
** Woolie sandbagging Tsubasa by choosing the "forgot you were part of the show" option.
--->'''Woolie''': I just showed up to make her cry before her performance.
** Woolie's reaction to the RedBaron alias of Gharnef, the Dark Pontifex. He thinks it sounds like one of the enemies that [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Griffith]] had to fight.
*** The ''Berserk'' parallels keep cropping up when they hear about something called the "Cosmic Egg" starting to swell in size.
* Part 58:
** The music dissonance of Fortuna's office after a giant cosmic egg has taken the city hostage makes Matt and Woolie joke about how casual the things look now.
--->'''Woolie:''' [[Manga/{{Berserk}} Itsuki's there with a broken sword and he's cutting off his wrist while he's bitten inside of the demon]] ''hums the Fortuna's office music''.
** Woolie comments that Itsuki finally succumbed to peer pressure and accepted his role as leader even though he has no quality of one nor has he done anything that showed leadership.
** Discussing how good it feels to yell one to three syllable names like Gharnef when taking revenge, Matt and Woolie reveal what name they will yell one day for that reason: "[[CallBack BRENNAN]]!" for Woolie and "[[RunningGag BLESS]]!" for Matt.
** Matt comments how unimpressed Yashiro is at seeing his doppelganger on TV.
** On seeing an extended Session where Touma attacks in his sentai outfit and Oribe attacks in her wedding dress, Woolie declares he's changed his mind. He promptly changes everyone else to have the most ridiculous outfits just to make Sessions wackier.
** Looking around a side room, Woolie spots a treasure chest.
--->'''Woolie''': Yeah, I been holding onto these.\\
''[Treasure Key in possession: 1]''\\
'''Matt''': ''[as Woolie chuckles]'' No, you have not, you giant, filthy liar. Woolie the Liar has tons of keys.
* Part 59:
** Their reaction when they can put the ''Egg of Satan'' on hold to complete Ellie's sidestory.
** Woolie is stunned to learn that Ellie was in something that was ''actually popular''.
** Ellie levels up her Performa, which in the following conversation manifests as a massive glowing light over her chest. Woolie notes this makes it rather hard to maintain eye contact.
** As the sidequest is completed, Ellie decides to go to Hollywood once the Mirage business is done. Matt points out it could take forever.
--->'''Matt:''' What are you gonna tell the movie company? "Uh, I can't go 'cause... space wizards!" "Oh, I have the clap, I can't go!"\\
'''Woolie''': "Doctor says don't get on the plane--"\\
'''Matt''': "With my ''giant clap''."
* Part 60:
** Between episodes Woolie has done some extensive grinding, including getting two special items from the lottery that afficianados have been yelling for him to get. Matt hopes this will please the 115 people who have set up bots to thumbs down the episodes ''when they post''.
** Woolie apparently got TheTalk from each parent.
--->'''Woolie:''' "We are West Indians, all we know is your penis is bad and your vagina is bad!"
** Barry tweets that he just heard about Tiki and the Dragonstone, offering support and some creepy sentiments. Aside from Matt being disgusted by the later, he points out ''Barry was there when they talked about it with Tiki''.
* Part 61:
** Woolie, being over-leveled, almost clears a section fight in one session, leaving only one monster on the second round.
--->'''Matt:''' "Wha happun?"
** The guys create an axe named "Butcherer". They can only imagine that whoever named it just wanted to get out of the office at the end of the day; it's full name is "Butcherer, Killer of Children".
** Gaining an ability that lets him revive an ally with full HP, Woolie states he will intentionally let party members die just so he can get them to full HP.
** Matt reveals a game they wanted to play for Scrublords, but couldn't due to the massive amount of nudity, was recently censored. They discuss the potential of finally playing it and how discussions for playing it in the past had included the possibility of splitting up the video and having each person do one minute segments.
** Due to the repetition, Woolie and Matt starts talking about candy bars and which one to sacrifice.
* Part 62:
** Woolie realizes the dungeons are [[FakeLongevity "extend the game" dungeons]], where they just let a junior programmer do [[CopyAndPasteEnvironments asset reuse]] to make the game longer.
--->'''Woolie''': Anything you see once, you might as well see three times.
** Woolie takes a break to read through some of the texts. Despite the TakeYourTime aspect of the game, most of them consist of the other characters yelling at Itsuki to hurry up and get this shit done.
*** Matt doesn't even need to hear Barry wrote the text about taking care of Mamori but not trying to make a move on her.
** Matt suggests Mamori's ad lib should be sticking the mirages in a microwave while still alive. Woolie suggests that her ''helmet'' is a microwave and if she ever turns it on her head will explode ''Fist of the North Star''-style.
* Part 63:
** Matt is baffled that the "stylist" is a mirage wearing a ridiculous tanuki-themed outfit.
--->'''Matt''': ''[baffled]'' ''You're'' the stylist? You? Wearing that? Really? Really?\\
'''Woolie''': The dead raccoon on its head.
** A Golden Mirage spawns and outruns them, despawning just as a message comes in from Barry. Matt decides Barry's watching them on a Mirage nanny-cam and called to mock Itsuki for being so slow.
** Matt remembers a story from high school where he tried to use a line from the ''Simpsons'' on a substitute ("Isn't that just pointless busy work?") and got sent to the principal.
--->'''Woolie:''' Did you expect him to say "bingo get cracking"?
*** As exploration drags on, this makes a comeback.
---->'''Matt''': Isn't this LP just pointless busy work?\\
'''Woolie''': Is it? Now get cracking.
** Woolie points out that no other medium is so prone to reusing the exact same content over and over as video games, [=JRPGs=] in particular.
--->'''Woolie''': As long as Tolkien takes to describe the area that they're walking through, at no point will he just start using the same--\\
'''Matt''': ''Lord of the Rings'' [[DoorStopper is busywork that has a story in it]].\\
'''Woolie''': What I'm saying is at no point will you see the ''same pages'' get used later in the book.\\
'''Matt''': ''[laughs]'' That'd be amazing. He would've if his editor let him.
** Woolie wants to make it clear he is not lost, he just wants to cover every corner of the map even if it's not that useful to do.
** The very long conversation between two mooks with no input from the human characters leaves Woolie baffled to the point he speculates Itsuki's just been high on peyote the entire game.
* Part 66:
** When Kiria brings up Fortuna's fifth anniversary is coming up and if Itsuki has some idea for what would be a nice present for Maiko.
--->'''Matt:''' Give her some fucking dick!
** Horinozawa saying the "My Complex" photo series was done with one of a kind lens made by dead artisan.
--->'''Woolie:''' Canon is a company, Horinozawa, just buy it from there!
* Part 67:
** Barry's stupid antics make Matt realize why Liam told him Barry is the one character he dislikes.
** When Barry try to force Tiki into being a performa.
--->'''Woolie:''' Child labor is not okay! [[HypocriticalHumor That's our vending machine.]]
** Matt wishing the party treats Barry's outburst as any Mirage possession.
--->'''Matt:''' "Now you can get up now Barry, Barry?" and he is just dead on the floor and they're like "Oh I guess it was just him".\\
'''Woolie:''' It's us or the judge Barry.
** Woolie's displeasure at how the two options are praising Barry, Matt suggests choosing "you are cool, Barry" because it sounds more like a lie.
** Woolie is forced to pause in the middle of Barry and Mamori's duet because he can't handle it anymore.
--->'''Woolie:''' ([[SanitySlippage muttering to himself]]) I can't... I can't fucking do this...\\
'''Matt:''' ...I get it. [[AFriendInNeed I'm there with you]].
** During the topic conversation after Barry ran away while Itsuki's group was fighting, Woolie mentions it's just everyone putting "...".
--->'''Matt:''' It should show "typing..." than it stops.
* 67.5:
** Both Matt and Woolie misread Mamori's sidequest "golden child/monster" given they just finished Barry's sidequest there is a good guess where their mind went.
* Part 68:
** The Chapter 6 is called: Fire Emblem.
--->'''Matt:''' FUCK YOU!
** Matt's rant about how bland Itsuki is cut by Kiria showing up in her casual training clothing.
** Woolie talks about how you can spot a creator bias by how many clothes they get and shipping they get.
--->'''Matt:''' *cough Chun-li cough*.
* Part 70:
** Due to the giant egg and the fact the festival has been going for days Matt and Woolie assume the singer are dying from exhaustion.
** When bystanders mention the Tiki fanbase has gone quiet, Chrom suggests that it could only be the work of a Mirage.
--->'''Matt:''' Of course, it ''can't'' be that Tiki sucks!
** Woolie joking that the real reason Tiki's reputation is taking a hit is that she said [[NWordPrivileges the n-word]], which is then followed up by the idea of real life celebrities having all their embarrassing moments or crimes being engineered by Gharnef.
** The sidequest ends with Tiki being able to interact with the real world which she proceeds to meet Tiki=Waifu who must have her mind blown.
--->'''Matt:''' If was walking down the streets and I just like saw Hatsune Miku I'd punch it in the face.\\
'''Woolie:''' I would have so many questions in the name of science.\\
'''Matt:''' No I'd just punch.
* Part 71:
** Tiki and Itsuki are now on top of a skyscrapper
--->'''Tiki:''' That concert felt really great. Thanks Big brother.\\
'''Itsuki:''' Glad to hear it.\\
'''Matt:''' Can we please get down from here I'm about to shit my pants.
** As Tiki's time as a physical being is running out, Woolie and Matt are savvy enough that she'll likely just go back to her garden.
--->'''Matt:''' Get back to your job!\\
'''Woolie:''' The Coke machine is sucking you in.
* Part 73:
** After defeating Gharnef and he reveals he just used them as part of his scheme.
--->'''Matt:''' Miss Maiko is gonna be so angry.
** Matt frantically imploring Woolie to not use the massively creepy [=BarryxMamori=] Duo Art when it comes up, but Woolie replies he has no choice as it's the better combat option. Fortunately, Woolie is able to skip the animation.
* Part 74:
** Yashiro's sidequest is to find an opponent he respects so he can get into a role. Woolie points out it means he did and still views Itsuki's group as garbage.
* Part 75:
** Due to Lon'qu being immune to axe and ice, Mammori's attacks are worthless and end each session. Matt and Woolie joke that she is being peer-pressured into attacking even though she knows it'll do nothing. And even more funny is that she does end up killing him, due to a design choice that prevents a "final blow" from doing zero damage.
** Woolie cracking up as Yashiro activates his Carnage form while wearing his Microwavin' with Mamorin chef outfit.
--->'''Matt:''' You forgot, huh?
* Part 76:
** Woolie is tapping out at how the Yashiro's father gave his soul just for a role in a villain show while the world is about to end. Realizing this world's priority is performance over well-being Matt reminds him he is in the life.
--->'''Matt:''' If two fuckin' videos don't go up a day you break that bond. I don't care of your teeth are gone you have to do it.
** Matt tries to make an allegory about it with what if instead of a Yahsiro's missing dad Woolie's stolen gameboy was floating around the air close and someone knew about it but kept it secret. Woolie replies he could simply replace Yashiro's missing dad with ''his'' missing dad (Matt just didn't want to bring it up).
* Part 79:
** Woolie greets Matt to the new session with Tiki dressed as a cat.
* Part 80:
** Matt and Woolie think Chrom has completely checked out now that it was announced he'll be in Smash Ultimate.
--->'''Matt(Chrom)''': I'm in Smash, I don't give a fuck anymore.
--->'''Woolie(Chrom)''': Ha, yeah. I'm outta this bitch! As soon as you finish this fucking game, put me in Smash!
--->'''Matt(Chrom)''': Yo, echo fighter!
--->'''Woolie(Chrom)''': Yo catch me in Ultimate! I'm out! Peace! Fuck this game! Fuck your SMT shit, fuck Persona, fuck Nocture, and fu-hahaha-
--->'''Matt(Chrom)''': Fuck you!
** Woolie and Matt impersonating Itsuki as he appeared fatally wounded.
--->'''Itsuki:'''I taught you ''all'' [[HealingHands Diarama]]! There's curry in your pocket, I can smell it!
* Part 81:
** Woolie comments that now the final boss is slain [[ArcFatigue the channel can finally get views again.]]
* Part 82:
** Matt wishes Itsuki keeps begging the Mirages to stay and be even more inelegant and childish as a child throwing a tantrum.
--->'''Itsuki:''' I want to come with you, there is nothing left for me here. Maiko teases me and does nothing, Oribe is an idiot, Kiria is cool but she'll forget about me in a minute, Eleanor is leaving and Barry Oh God Barry.
** Their full approval of [[SharpDressedMan Suitsuki]], new CEO of Fortuna.
--->'''Woolie:''' Unfortunately it went to his head years later as he became the new Vioblader Edgelord of Daiba TV.\\
'''Matt:''' Suitsuki the Killmonger.

[[folder: God of War (2018)]]
* The title card which features Woolie as Kratos, Matt as Atreus, [[NightmareFace and Pat as Jörmungandr]].
* The boys make sure to give Kratos' past actions the NeverLiveItDown treatment.
-->'''Woolie:''' I wonder how he'll be if he had a daughter...\\
'''Matt:''' Actually, we know [[OffingTheOffspring the answer to that question.]]\\
'''(...)'''\\
'''Pat:''' I like that the kid is not a psychopath.\\
'''Matt:''' Oh we'll make him one, don't you worry.\\
'''(...)'''\\
'''Matt as Faye:''' "Hey what happened to your old wife" and he is like [nervous chuckle].\\
'''Matt as Kratos picks up Faye's ashes:''' Are you gonna layer this on your skin too to power yourself up?
* In general the guys are constantly laughing at Kratos's attempt at parenting as he is really stern.
-->'''Atreus:''' Still can't get the doors open huh?\\
'''Kratos:''' Quiet.\\
'''Pat:''' ''(laughing his ass off)''\\
'''Matt as Kratos:''' How dare you.
* Pat repeatedly mentioning he now understand the crafting mechanic, only for Matt to say that's what he said last time. It culminates to him just going with "strength goes up" mentality.

** Woolie refers to Sony Santa Monica as the "Irredeemable Sony Santa Monica". Matt wonders if they killed a goat at the launch party [[NoodleIncident like they did at the launch party for God of War 2]].
-->'''Woolie:''' They didn't, but they wish they did.
** "I have to kill this tree because it has an emotional connection to me."
-->'''Matt:''' And then when it's broken, he's like, ''"Who did this!?"''\\
'''Pat:''' Was it Zeus?
** Pat is ''delighted'' that the subtitles are actually closed-captions because it means they'll get such gems as "Kratos yells in anger" in little texts things.
-->'''Matt, as subtitles:''' Kratos blames everyone but himself.
** Matt and Pat's both awed and amused reaction at Kratos carrying a huge tree with branches falling from it.
** The guys are quite confused at the relationship Kratos has with his son, as him not knowing that Atreus hunted sounds like he has just showed up yesterday.
*** Later when it's explained that Kratos was around but kept his distance, Woolie assumes he was just the old guy living down the road.
-->'''Matt as Faye:''' That's your father's bachelor pad, honey.
** "I like Kratos now. He is ''[[DentedIron tired]]''."
** The boys crack up over how Kratos opens the chests by just straight-up ''punching'' them.

** This part opens with Matt begging Pat to [[MythologyGag throw the axe]].
** Pat breaks open a bright red pot thinking that there's something inside. Instead, [[WhatAnIdiot it explodes and damages him]].
-->'''Pat:''' Alright, good to know.\\
'''Woolie as Atreus:''' Father, are you-\\
'''Pat as Kratos:''' [[NeverMyFault AREEEEEES!!]]
** The boys imagine a scene where Kratos tells Atreus he will never be as good as him unless he defeats him... and then is completely shocked when Atreus tries to defeat him.
** The three of them watching Atreus hesitate to kill the deer, remarking that it's something any farmboy would have to do.
-->'''Woolie:''' Plague, when did you first have to slaughter a thing?\\
'''Matt as Plague of Gripes:''' I'm slaughtering one right now, Woolie. [{{Beat}}] I hate ''Dragonball''.
** Matt saying "Shhshhsshhh... [[{{Theatre/Hamlet}} sweet prince]]" to the dying deer.
** Pat saying that Kratos looks like fucking shit... before immediately [[VerbalBackspace clarifying that he meant he looks old and that the graphics look great]].
** Pat's reaction to the fight against Daudi Kaupmadr.
-->'''Atreus:''' We're gonna fight that!?\\
'''Kratos:''' We have no choice.\\
'''Pat:''' You have ''so'' many choices, Kratos.
*** Matt pronouncing the boss' name as "Dowee Cow-pa-man-er" in an exaggerated accent.
** The boys cracking up at Atreus going into a rage and frantically stabbing Daudi Kaupmadr's corpse.
-->'''Matt as Kratos:''' [[RunningGag Remember boy, you did nothing wrong.]]\\
'''Woolie:''' Remember that time when you got into a fight with someone when you were ten, and you yelled "You are ''nothing'' to me"? ''(cracks up)''
** Matt wonders if Atreus was made from Kratos' crazy sperm - "[[ItMakesSenseInContext the type of semen that the other semen does't like to hang out with]]". They then imagine that Atreus's conception consisted of the sperm as a bunch of {{Screaming Warrior}}s surrounding the egg threatening to destroy it.
** Matt getting hyped over Kratos' grapple attacks where he literally rips a Draugr in half with his bare hands.
** When Kratos begins gathering Faye's ashes, Matt is immediately suspicious that he's trying to rub them all over his body.
** The boys suddenly realize that they have no idea what Faye's name is yet.
-->'''Matt:''' A love that will last the ages. With... "Oh, you."
** The three of them imagining Kratos playing "Stop Hitting Yourself" with Atreus.
** [[TheHeavy The Stranger]] makes his debut, and the boys love him immediately when he has the sheer [[RefugeInAudacity audacity]] to mock and pick a fight with [[WorldsStrongestMan Kratos]], ''despite knowing, seemingly, ahead of time [[TheDreaded who he is]] and [[KillTheGod what he has done]]''.
-->'''Stranger:''' ''(backhands Kratos right in the face)''\\
'''Pat:''' ''(in awe)'' I ''like'' this guy.
** Pat immediately realizes (from his [[PowerTattoo appearance]] and [[ColorCodedForYourConvenience color-scheme]]) that the Stranger is probably "[[EvilCounterpart Norse Kratos]]". This view is reinforced when the Stranger turns out to have a fighting style reminiscent of [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry Vergil]].
-->'''Pat:''' He even ''moves'' like Vergil; he's doing table-hoppers!
** Matt figures that [[UnderestimatingBadassery Kratos is a few levels above the Stranger]]... seconds before the latter uppercuts the former clear over his house.
-->'''Matt:''' [[InstantlyProvenWrong Oh, nevermind.]]
** Due to how early in the game this battle happens, Matt and Pat quickly assume that the Stranger is going to be a HopelessBossFight.
-->'''Matt:''' You're going to lose this.\\
'''Pat:''' ''(Giggling)'' I sure am!
** During the pummel prompts.
-->'''Matt:'''Get ready to counter too.\\
'''Pat:''' Sure.\\
'''Kratos keeps giving his NoHoldsBarredBeatdown without any counter from the Stranger'''\\
'''Matt:''' Shit.\\
'''Woolie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Any time now]].
** At one point, the Stranger pulls a [[SuplexFinisher suplex]] on Kratos without warning, and the boys simultaneously squeal in shocked delight.
* Part 3
** The trio spends a good chunk of the episode portraying Kratos as generally being an out-of-touch grumpy old dad, ranging from not knowing how to check his email to forbidding dabbing (stolen from the gods by Prometheus) and fidget spinners.
-->'''Matt:''' I demand full access to your Instagram account- no your ''real one'', this is the fake one you made for my convenience.
* Part 4:
** When Atreus is too shaken over his first murder of a human to respond, Pat throws an axe at him.
-->'''Kratos:''' Move it or lose it kid.
* Part 5:
** The guys interpreting Kratos shy attempt at embracing his son as wanting to push him off a cliff.
-->'''Matt:''' Just one push and my quest can be over.\\
'''Pat:''' No, not yet.\\
'''Matt:''' I'm such a hero.\\
'''Woolie:''' Damn you, Zeus.
** Pat dashing as fast as he can in an entrance, making it look like Kratos is trying to ditch Atreus.
** Pat saying Kratos in his Kratos voice when he punches a chest.
* Part 6
** The whole part with the boar.
** First after Atreus hit but doesn't kill the boar.
-->'''Atreus:''' Could the boar be magical?\\
'''Matt as Kratos:''' That's your excuse for everything.\\
'''Woolie:''' Could you be shit.
** Then they have Kratos rant about the boar being behind the destruction of Greece and tricked him into killing his family, among other things...
-->'''Matt:''' The boar put on a dress, looked like my wife.[Woolie losing it] Can I- You would have done the same Atreus.
** When the witch convinces Kratos to help saving the boar's life.
-->'''Pat as Kratos:''' Stop deaaath?
** When they encounter a white flag.
-->'''Pat as Kratos:''' A white flag means your enemy will be easy to kill.
-->'''Mat as Kratos:''' Always look for the white flag of cowardice.
* Part 7:
** Pat says you can tell it's a new recording because they come up with all the memes. Pat also wasn't aware he was the World Serpent in the cover art.
** They were told by suggestion that Atreus is basically the best weapon and to train him as such. They are amazed at the kid beating a downed enemy.
** Pat's brain failing at making coherent words.
-->'''Pat:''' Achor Achurs-\\
'''Matt:''' What?\\
'''Pat:''' I'm ok.\\
'''Matt:''' Having a stroke again?.
** When talking about post game, Matt says Kratos is teaching Atreus about victory lap.
-->'''Matt as Kratos:''' After you have satiated a wench make sure to make a victory lap around the room-\\
'''Woolie as Atreus:''' I'm 8.\\
'''Matt as Kratos:''' My point still stands boy. When I was but a toddler when my father no wait nevermind.\\
'''Woolie:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong Ooooh boy,]] Greece uh?

** Matt and Woolie being dumbfounded by Pat's revelation that the original idea for God Of War 3 was for Kratos to find Norse and Egyptian versions of himself, take on the ENTIRE pantheon of gods and later on they all become the three wise men. You can clearly hear Matt having a mental breakdown trying to process that information.
* Part 10:
** The guys are convinced every puzzle they can't solve right away is because they need to come back with a time stop, because they played too many video games. Not only the puzzles are all solvable right away, [[WrongGenreSavvy there is no time stop power]].

** Woolie is trying to convince Pat the puzzles they are facing is impossible, then Pat realizes it's possible and mandatory and makes a point to tell the audience he is glaring at Woolie right now.
** Pat laughing as they see the pile of corpses shortly after Kratos is pulled out of the light, realizing there was a time skip.
* Part 12:
** The end of the boss fight against the Dark Elf has him giving an (unsubtitled) dying speech warning our heroes. However the transition from cutscene to gameplay means [[GoodBadBugs Atreus immediately shoots an arrow at his body]] ''before the cutscene even properly ends'' as he disappears, prompting Pat to lose his shit.
* Part 13:
** Matt and Woolie says that no matter what the situation, saying "You've made a grave mistake" is the best choice of FamousLastWords.
** When Pat's encounter with the first purple enemy ends with him dead in one hit, Matt has only one thing to say:
--> '''Matt:''' Hello police, I would like to report a fucking murder.
** Woolie, who said last episode he hasn't ate much, tries to call attention to big blue orb on screen.
-->'''Woolie:''' Big blue, big bo blue. Right.\\
'''Matt:''' ''What?''\\
'''Woolie:''' Right, Big blue bo bluh blo.\\
'''Pat:''' ({{Beat}}) A-Are you alright? Are you okay?\\
'''Matt:''' Food needs to go into you ''now'' Woolie.
* Part 14
** As the struggle against massively over-leveled purple enemies continues, Pat opens the door to a treasure chamber and encounters a large, white wolf.
-->'''Matt:''' What level is this?\\
''(Cue the wolf charging Kratos and [[OneHitKO killing him instantly]], leaving all three of them in shock)''\\
'''Matt:''' What?! That's a death? I thought that was a cutscene!\\
'''Woolie:''' Hello, [[VideoGame/DarkSouls Sif!]]
** When the Reaver spirit comments that he's not surprised his own son killed him considering he did the same to his own father, Atreus is taken aback by the thought of it. [[VideoGame/GodOfWarIII Cue slow panning shot to Kratos' face]] [[https://youtu.be/MDhY0GZkkk8?t=20m10s and the trio laughing in unison.]]
* Part 15:
** Woolie's tired "yay" as Kratos is about to beat the ancient that killed him last episode causes Pat to lose his shit.
** Matt saying what Kratos winging a story would sound like.
-->'''Kratos:''' I knew a man named Ocean. And his friend, [[LineOfSightName Boat]], they sailed together with their son, Atreus...
* Part 16:
** Matt and Pat are confused by tomb with people's riches as they see it more as Egyptian culture than Nordic. They conclude Egyptians are just Nordic people. Woolie is unimpressed.
* Part 17:
** Pat liking how Atreus is learning to ask for reward before taking quest.
** Pat claiming he doesn't abide to only help people for rewards when Matt points out he let plenty people to die, Pat means in real life.
* Part 18:
** Starvin' Woolie continues as they try to figure out runes.
-->'''Woolie:''' Boo Not resuscitate.
** After taking a two minute break, Woolie comes back and quick searched the pop song for the Inspector Gadget movie, Pat is frustrated.
* Part 19:
** Talking about ''WesternAnimation/MummiesAlive'', Woolie put his foot in his mouth when Matt recalls flashback before they were grey mummies they were brown skinned.
-->'''Woolie:''' Were they human?\\
'''Matt:''' ...Yes.\\
'''Pat:''' Wait? WHAT THE FUCK are you actually saying Woolie? Were they human? What made you think they weren't humans, was it Matt said that they were gray or otherwise.
** Pat asks a question about Kratos's weight while watching him kill yet another monster twice his size, which prompts Woolie to do an impression of Kratos acting like a coy Japanese schoolgirl:
-->'''Woolie as Kratos:''' Are you asking me my three sizes...My three sizes are [[GratuitousJapanese hi, mi, tsu]].
* Part 20:
** Pat has been making predictions about [[spoiler: Baldur being killed by mistletoe]] since the god first appeared, thanks to [[GenreSavvy his knowledge of Norse mythology]]. After the dragon boss fight, the game throws him a bone.
-->'''Sindri:''' [[spoiler: Braided mistletoe arrows.]]
-->'''Pat:''' *sputters, goes LaughingMad*
-->'''Woolie:''' Yeah. Yeah.
-->'''Matt:''' Here's your [[MacGuffin game solvers]]!
* Part 21:
** Matt fails to say button basher correctly, Pat can't even repeat what he says.
-->'''Matt:''' Just by bushing the battons.
** Woolie's silence when Atreus is asked what is port and starboard. As he said once he goes by those instead of left and right to explain his bad directions.
-->'''Matt:''' Yes and once again it applies when you're in a boat.
* Part 23:
** Woolie's bored "boat tales, woop-woop" from the start of the episode.
-->'''Pat:''' [[SarcasmMode The enthusiasm is just knocking me the fuck over]].
** Pat loses Atreus, and have him teleport for the climbing animation, he concludes the kid clipped through the world.
-->'''Matt:''' Hope you enjoyed this LP of God of War.\\
'''Pat:''' Kid just died.
* Part 24:
** When Matt talks about how a similar power ability existing Dante's Inferno, a game he can't LP because everyone in the channel is too cowardly. He wishes ''someone'' with religious upbringing could help with the commentary, Woolie remain silent.
** Pat is really loud about people not believing there were toilets/toilet equivalents in Kratos' time. The ''entire'' conversation about Mimir being next to Kratos' ass that leads into a conversation about farting is this.
-->'''Woolie:''' I will say that, uh, Mimir's placement is definitely unfortunate.\\
'''Pat:''' He would have to turn his whole head though.\\
'''Woolie:''' No, well, okay, but th-, there's no toilets back then, this is squat holes-\\
'''Pat:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting SHUT UP "THERE ARE NO TOILETS BACK THEN"!!!]]'''''
** Woolie bringing up David Suzuki is really hated in Alberta because of his criticism on sand oil. The best friends concludes the best way to get dunk on him would be to name a bunch of oil rigs and mines after him.
* Part 25:
** Woolie takes the piss out of Pat's obsessive stat-number crunching whenever he begins showing off a piece by saying "But (Stat) goes ''dooown''...", much to [[HairTriggerTemper Pat's]] irritation, and [[{{Troll}} Woolie's]] delight. The trolling comes to a head with this climax:
-->'''(Sound plays in the game)'''\\
'''Pat:''' Ah! Did you hear that?\\
'''Woolie:''' That was not loud at all. You really overreacted.\\
'''Pat:''' I'm a jumpy guy, man!\\
'''Woolie:''' You oversold that.\\
'''Pat:''' Hey. I don't sell nothin'. I ain't sellin' shit.\\
'''Woolie:''' Like...hair cream...'''[[{{Corpsing}} (Corpses)]]'''\\
'''Pat:''' ...I'm gonna start slapping your ''fucking'' '''''balls.'''''
* Part 28:
** Woolie loves how Atreus keeps hammering how a bandit killed his own father.
** In the middle of a discussion about umlauts and [[Creator/JRRTolkien Tolkien]], Matt suddenly brings up a desire to somehow stream ''Film/TheHobbitTheBattleOfTheFiveArmies'' [[CrossesTheLineTwice directly into the author's grave]] and putting the whole thing up on Twitch, complete with Tolkien's skull on a face cam.
** The guys all agree that Kratos wouldn't stand a chance if he faces ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}} with magic potion. As it's cartoon super strength.
* Part 32:
** Woolie for a moment thinks Atreus is really strong as helps Kratos pushing the giant stone hammer. Pat explains it as your little brother "helping" you play Mario.
* Part 35:
** Pat is overjoyed when they come across a red sap obstacle in Helheim, since it's such a blatant InterfaceSpoiler [[spoiler:that Atreus is going to get better.]]
** Woolie speculates on how much better the game might be if Kratos had a more stereotypical Greek accent and name, complete with terrible imitations.
* Part 36:
** At the end of the episode, the boys decide to test out "Photo Mode". Within, they find an option to swap out Kratos' facial expression. The very first choice is [[MoodWhiplash an incredibly cheerful grin]] that sends everyone laughing their asses off for how out-of-place it looks. They then trigger Photo Mode in the middle of one of Kratos' flamboyant Blades of Chaos attacks, and scroll through the available expressions until they find an almost orgasmic-looking pout, making Kratos look almost like an elegant ballerina caught in a FreezeFrameBonus.
* Part 37:
** The thumbnail has been changed with the above mentioned freeze frame of Kratos.
** When Mimir talks about how Tyr was the best God of War ever Woolie mentions all that's missing is him loving his family to really throw mud at Kratos.
-->'''Matt:''' And never ever killed them.
* Part 38:
** The guys laughing at Atreus saying Kratos [[BlatantLies only killed tho]][[MythologyGag se that deserved.]]
** Pat suggests they should administer some divine spanking to shape Atreus' attitude.
* Part 39:
** During the malfunction of The Bifrost, and the gang is wondering where the hell they're going to end up now, Matt has one wish for where they might go.
-->'''Pat:''' ''Where are we going?!''\\
'''Woolie:''' Where?\\
'''Matt:''' [[SuddenlyShouting MODERN DAY!]]\\
'''[Woolie and Pat burst into laughter]'''\\
'''Matt:''' ''MODERN DAY!!''\\
'''Woolie:''' Shut up!\\
'''Matt:''' ''You shut up!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!!''\\
'''[...]'''\\
'''Matt:''' Damn it, I'm so mad they didn't go to Modern Day...\\
'''Pat:''' Oh man, that-, come on, what is-, what- what're you even talking about?\\
'''Matt:''' Shut up! Just let me have it!\\
'''[...]'''\\
'''Woolie:''' Like, silent cut to people walking around New York City on their phones. Light in the sky.\\
'''Matt:''' They come crashing down in Central Park.\\
'''Woolie:''' '''[Chuckles]''' I would ''leave!''\\
'''Matt:''' I would ''stay longer!''
** Pat realizing Atreus is not obeying has him both happy and freaked out.
* Part 41:
** The episode's ending as Pat tries to go through a spike smashing puzzle.
-->'''Woolie:''' Dead.\\
(block Kratos stands on goes up and crush him on the spikes above)\\
'''Pat:''' No I didn't think-(cut to the outro with Greens Green playing).
* Part 44:
** Pat reveals that he did some heavy grinding offscreen, including hunting down the Valkyries to unlock the BonusBoss. During the fight with Sigrun, Pat gleefully reveals [[BrickJoke a certain power unlock he finally discovered]] in the process:
-->'''Pat:''' Hey, by the way, guys; I would like to say there's an upgrade I didn't tell you about...\\
''(Pat activates the [[BulletTime Talisman of the Realms]])''\\
'''Everyone:''' ''TIME STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!''\\
'''Woolie:''' Goddamn it. In the end, there it is.
* Part 46:
** The way Pat nonchalantly says "Anyone else getting emotional?" as [[spoiler:Freya is cradling the corpse of her son.]]

[[folder: A Way Out]]
* On a meta-level for the playthrough is the fact that Pat is the more violently-inclined of the two with Woolie acting as the objector, despite their characters being the opposite. This is only compounded by the fact that [[spoiler:Vincent is a ''cop'']].

** Pat and Woolie refer to this as the sequel to ''VideoGame/PrisonBreak'', a playthrough they had no [[TitleDrop Way Out]] of.
** The two start arguing over which character they're playing and have to start over so they can swap who has sideburns...
-->'''Pat''': Oh my god, this is such a good LP.
*** ...and ''then'' the game lets them choose after a bit of dialogue.
** Pat mishearing Woolie made him reference Waterworld, a RunningGag Matt kept pushing during the ''Prison Break'' LP.
-->'''Pat:''' You said mat, I heard map, and then I became Matt.
** As Woolie is on the verge of being shanked, Pat feels it's more important to focus on his [[GoodBadBugs magic food]].
-->'''Woolie:''' Hey I'm- I'm- I'm- kind of--\\
'''Pat:''' Oh, oh yeah.\\
'''Woolie''': A little bit--\\
'''Pat''': It was more important.
** Because of the split screen Pat and Woolie have problem keeping their eyes on what is happening, this leads to Pat looking for a place to eat and suddenly hearing two slaps as Woolie forces his way in the cafeteria because of two assholes.

** When Vincent and Leo have a loud conversation out in the open about getting revenge on Harvey and escaping.
-->'''Woolie:''' You want to escape and murder, damn it's like pick one.\\
'''Pat:''' I like this murder plan.\\
'''Woolie:''' Murderscape.
** When an inmate happily chats about how he's going to be released next week, [[{{Retirony}} Pat immediately declares he's going to die]].
** Pat's glee as he hides himself in the cart and uses a towel over his head to hide.
** Woolie tries to put a second object in the drier to break it but can't, so he puts it down. Except the object completely blocks his walk path, leaving him walking in place and quietly muttering "Oh no".

** Pat notes that the duo shutting off water flow in the sewage system and breaking steam valves is the sort of thing that the guard ''will'' notice.
*** He also wants to know how they're going to explain the fact that their clothes now ''reek'' of shit.
*** After the back-to-back climbing sequence, Pat notes that if it was he and Woolie, this would be the end of their escape attempt. And if it was two Pats, they wouldn't be able to reach the walls.
** Pat loses track of whose character is whose.
-->'''Leo''': Get on the other side and help me.\\
'''Pat''': I fucking know, I just told you to do that, Leo. Wait, that's me. I just told ''myself'' to do that, me... Vincent...
** Pat's reaction when, after seeing Leo with his wife talking about their child, only to find out Vincent has a ''pregnant'' wife waiting at home.
-->'''Pat''': ''Fuck!''

** While running through the wood, Woolie books it and lets Pat fall far behind with a cheeky "Bye".
** Coming to the first major choice between Vincent and Leo's [[StealthBasedMission respective]] [[CrazyEnoughToWork plans]], Pat and Woolie get ''really'' invested because they happen to each agree with the characters they're playing. It takes almost a minute for Pat to acquiesce to [[RefugeInAudacity stealing a cop car and driving it across the police blockade]].
-->'''Pat''': ''[as the car goes airborne as cops fire on it]'' This plan sucks, Leo!\\
'''Woolie''': This plan's ''great''!
*** On top of that, earlier Pat had weighed the pros vs. cons for both routes. Vincent's route had the Pro/Con setup of Stealth/Danger and Leo's had Car/Loud. They have the car for less than five minutes before it's a wrecked heap they have to abandon, meaning the only thing they got out of that exchange was the ''con.''
--->'''Pat:''' Boy, God almighty do you owe me a favor!
** Pat is mildly annoyed there's no option to kick Leo's legs out from under him and leave him for the dogs as they run.
** They are more than excited when they arrive near a house, expecting to make a choice about killing the owner for clothes. Pat is even more excited when they turn out to be old people with a rifle and insist that they go with the subdue plan. He ''really'' wants to beat up the old woman.
** When Woolie knocks over something on the second floor, he realizes the old woman is rushing for the phone to call the cops while her husband investigates with his gun. He admits that's actually smart as they are caught.
** Pat fails to subdue the woman so she screams and her husband shoots Vincent dead.

** Pat and Woolie are pretty sure the old couple are gonna starve to death and proceed to fuck with their home.
-->'''Woolie:''' (on the piano) Playing a requiem for the old couple.
** The old couple eventually free themselves and the old man heads out to chase after Vincent and Leo with only a loaded revolver. Pat declares him free game.
-->'''Woolie:''' I would just yell "I have a shotgun."\\
'''Pat:''' "I have ''your'' shotgun."\\
'''Woolie:''' "And I don't want to shoot you."\\
'''Pat:''' "I ''do'' want to shoot you."\\
'''Woolie:''' "If you keep shooting at me..."\\
'''Pat:''' "I will be forced to indulge myself."
** The whole boat escape. Not only are they somehow outrowing the police, but they have to avoid rocks by yelling at each other.
*** Before that the truck sequence, where Woolie worries about killing cops while Pat constantly states they're all ''fine'', even when their cars are ''on fire''.
** When they see Vincent and Leo's faces in the newspapers.
-->'''Pat:''' Those sketches are super good.\\
'''Woolie:''' ..It's their ''photos.'' 'Cause they were ''prisoners.''\\
'''Pat:''' Oh yeah, okay, why did I think they were sketches? Why the fuck did I think they would be--?\\
'''Woolie:''' We know ''exactly'' what they look like!
** Woolie and Harvey are confused about Harvey's plan as he keeps killing all the potential buyers for the diamond.
-->'''Woolie:''' Oh man, Harvey killed that old couple.\\
'''Pat:''' He offered them the diamond first though. Weirdest serial killer signature ever.

** Pointing out how Leo going to visit his family is the ''stupidest move'' they could make as the police department will essentially be camping in their house. Sure enough, there's a pair of cops asking the wife questions when they arrive.
** Pat spotting the baseball minigame.
-->'''Pat:''' ''(gasp)'' I can play baseball! Fuck your family, who cares.
** While Woolie has to talk to Leo's upset kid, Pat tries to have Vincent flirt with Leo's wife.
*** When the kid runs off, Woolie stops to play darts.
** Pat idly comments that Leo got a nicely detailed flashback about why he wants Harvey dead but Vincent didn't. Worth a chuckle if you know [[spoiler:it's because Vincent is a cop]].
** Much like ''Heavy Rain'', the duo want to ''wreck'' Alex when they start playing basketball with him. The similarities only increase when they notice how bad the kid's VA is.
** When Linda gives Leo a gun, Woolie states now the cops have to shoot him and expects cops will be yelling "Gun! Gun! Gun!" every time they try to "arrest" the duo.
*** Of course all of this ignores the fact that the cops have been attempting to gun the escapees down from the very beginning of their escape.
** Pat and Woolie comment on a number of stupid decisions at the construction site, such as Leo and Vincent removing their ''safety hats'' and the guy they're trying to catch going ''up'' a building and cornering himself.

** Pat's suspicion of Vincent continues to grow due to his reluctance to hurt Ray and showing knowledge that a banker really shouldn't have. He sincerely hopes it ends with a ''Double Dragon'' moment and suspects it will be all on Vincent. [[spoiler:His wish will come true]].
** When they leave Ray tied his back toward a ledge Woolie asks Pat if he'll try swinging himself forward.
-->'''Pat:''' [[NoJustNoReaction Hell no]].\\
'''Woolie''': You just sit there, right?\\
'''Pat''': Yeah. ''No'', no fucking way. ''I'' wouldn't!
** Pat saying why he likes Vincent's approach of the robbery instead of Leo's in-and-out approach.
-->'''Pat (as they walk to the gas station):''' My favorite part about this version is that right now, we're not committing any crimes.
** Woolie meets a woman with a crowbar next to a locked door. Pat looks at Woolie's screen and asks what the hell is going on.
-->'''Pat''': What did you encounter, I looked away for a second!
** Woolie praises Vincent's foresight on buying cigarettes since he'll need them to trade for shit since they're going ''right back to jail''.
** The duo doesn't complain about the cops obviously staking out Vincent's wife's hospital room; instead they point out that this is leading Harvey's ''assassins'' right to said family.

** The spend the first three minutes talking to waiting hospital patients and mocking them. Then they remember the wife. This more or less sets the tone for the episode.
** Viewers that played the game finally got their wish of them playing Connect Four. Woolie wins [[CurbStompBattle in four moves]].
*** Even better, the only reason Woolie won is because Pat [[EpicFail accidently dropped his piece into the wrong column.]]
** Pat laughing at Vincent stopping Leo from slugging the cop in the elevator.
** Woolie keeps beating Pat at every mini-game and then refuse any rematch to the point Pat says Vincent is gonna shoot Leo just because he keeps winning.
-->'''Pat:''' Who is good at darts NOW! Motherfucker.\\
'''Woolie:''' Connect these.\\
'''Pat:'''... Four.
** Their reaction to the hospital chase, as Vincent is sneaking slowly while Leo is going ''[[Film/OldBoy2003 Old Boy]]'' on the cops and even takes one hostage.

** Their reaction to Leo's EpicFail where he bursts every straps of his parachute by pulling one cord.
** Woolie points out it's actually not that hard to fence a diamond so long as you don't ''kill the buyers'' for not paying what you want.
** Pat tries ''very hard'' to shoot Leo during the first gunfight sequence.
*** During this he speculates the endgame will involve an option where both characters can get out alive, but Pat and Woolie will be hammering the "Betray" button too desperately to notice.
** In the middle of a tense firefight, Woolie has to call a pause on the action due to his microphone going AWOL and swerving into his mouth. Cue two minutes of the two quibbling over why only Woolie's mic does this.
** Both Wooolie and Pat spot the obvious ''Film/{{Scarface}}'' inspiration of the final encounter with Harvey and are delighted by the over-the-top sequence where they gun him down.
** Woolie and Pat are both waiting for Vincent to suddenly pull out handcuffs and start Mirandizing Harvey, but Woolie would be ''pissed'' if that's what happened.
*** At the end of the episode, both erupt into shouts when the reveal hits.
** Vincent starts writing his letter, despite the fact he's probably dripping blood all over it. Pat and Woolie then start talking about how the pen can be a shiv... and the paper can be a shiv... and [[ShapedLikeItself the shiv can be a shiv]]... and Vincent's ''beard'' can be a shiv.
* Part final:
** Pat and Woolie are absolutely ''delighted'' when the final stretch of the game has them [[spoiler: actively [[DuelingPlayerCharacters working against each-other]]]] in a sequence that calls back to [[FinalExamBoss various earlier segments in the game]]. They proceed to indulge in ruthless trash-talking, getting even more fired up than Leo and Vincent.
-->'''Woolie:''' Oink oink piggy, oink oink.\\
'''Pat:''' Hey, these freedom doughnuts is delicious!
** When Emily is joining Vincent to apprehend Leo.
-->'''Woolie:''' I don't want to kill her but if it's her and me I'll have to defend myself.\\
'''Pat:''' See, this is why you have to go.
** The moment ''health bars'' pop up for Leo and Vincent, Woolie erupts in delighted laughter.
** Woolie and Pat are adamant that they'd both be perfectly happy to ditch their guns and go in for a fistfight. [[spoiler:Sure enough, the climax of the final confrontation is a slow, ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4''-style final fistfight between Leo and Vincent, complete with flashbacks between punches.]]
-->'''Pat:''' This was your life before crime.\\
'''Woolie:''' This is my life ''because'' of crime!
** In the end, not only does [[spoiler:Pat beat Woolie in every shooting segment]], but the deciding factor comes down to [[spoiler:a GoldenSnitch that depends on button mashing, which Pat wins easily thanks to having more health]].
-->'''Pat:''' [[CurbStompBattle This is very unfortunate for you.]]
** [[spoiler:Vincent]] goes to meet with [[spoiler:Leo's wife]], with the duo declaring he now ''owns'' her as a right of conquest.
*** The reason they give for [[spoiler:Leo's death]] is that he [[spoiler:beat Vincent at every game]].
** Woolie wishes he can control [[spoiler:Vincent's baby and cry every time he touches her]] as a final revenge from [[spoiler:Leo]].
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[[folder: Detroit: Become Human]]
* The Friends create Bingo cards of tropes or story moments they feel are all but guaranteed to appear in the game, based on David Cage's history and general tropes dealing with android's becoming sentient.
* The header on the Two Best Friends Play subreddit, which is Detroit-themed for the duration of this LP, updates itself to reflect some of the events happening within the LP. Notable changes include [[spoiler:Connor having an additional copy added behind him for each time he's killed and revived, and Markus becoming faded out after Woolie got him killed]].
* The opening is a ''Franchise/GhostInTheShell'' style video where the three friends are androids currently being assembled. Flashing throughout are {{Call Back}}s such as referring to the game as a movie and a profile named "Sadness".
** Eagle-eyed viewers will notice that one of the words floating around the logo says "[[TyopOnTheCover Noble Hobbo]]".
* Episode Zero:
** This "episode" was released the same day as the game but filmed earlier in the week. What follows is an hour-long discussion of what they're expecting to see based on previous experience.
** The second the episode starts Matt wastes no time in making fun of the game's forgettable title.
--->'''Matt:''' What's the name of the game? Say it now.\\
'''Woolie:''' B-become... ''fuck!''\\
'''Matt:''' Nope. You.\\
'''Pat:''' Detroit 2 Humanz.\\
'''Matt:''' ... close.
** As they talk about the game, they keep subconsciously trying to sneak the word "[[Videogame/BeyondTwoSouls Beyond]]" into the subtitle.
** As a joke, Matt, who has not touched the game as of recording this episode, predicts that one of the androids will fight a "farting dick monster".
-->'''Woolie:''' Little extreme. Little extreme. Sometimes you can choose to go-\\
'''Matt:''' Have you played other games in the David Cage lineup?\\
'''Woolie:''' You can choose to go all in, or you can choose to pare it back...\\
'''Matt:''' There were ''bugs''! That... ''Space bugs''!\\
'''Pat:''' He's right. He's right.
** While debating what the increased budget but lack of big name actors means for Cage's tendency to creep on female characters, they agree at least there won't be [[RunningGag Woolie]]'s [[CallBack binder full of pictures of Ellen Page]] this time.
** Woolie is barely containing his rage at the fact that David Cage will be tackling race relations in this game, while [[{{Troll}} Pat]] assures him that it can't be about race relations because its about "robuts".
--->'''Woolie''': There's. No. Chance that that subject matter will go unmolested.
*** They then talk about multiple interviews where Cage said it wasn't about race and then promptly listed all manner of aspects that can make it about race.
*** And just for added amusement, Cage mentioning the detective is like a Film/BladeRunner but he's not because he ''is'' an android... where one of the biggest debates about the original movie is [[AmbiguouslyHuman whether Deckard is unknowingly a replicant]].
*** This is exacerbated by the fact that K, the protagonist of Film/BladeRunner2049, is conclusively a replicant Blade Runner.
** When talking about their Bingo card, Pat remarks that many of their fans have been interested in Bingo. Matt replies that it's the sport of kings.
** Pat asks what the chance is of them seeing aliens, computer virus monsters, ghosts, or psychic sex vampires.
--->'''Woolie:''' ''(thinking intently)'' Sssssolid forty percent.
** While discussing their predictions for the game, Woolie brings up what he refers to as a wild swing and a "Fuck You" Swing. The wild swing is a weird visual representation of the internet or an android emotional mind-field. His "Fuck You" swing? Space.
--->'''Pat:''' Space?\\
'''Matt:''' What space?\\
'''Woolie:''' Space.\\
'''Pat:''' Just in general?\\
'''Matt:''' Just space?\\
'''Woolie:''' Space.\\
'''Pat:''' Their consciousness is gonna expand to space?\\
'''Woolie:''' I'M JUST SAYIN' SPACE.
** A robo sex scene will occur, possibly between two robuts who don't understand their feelings. This leads to the possibility of them ''somehow creating a robut baby''.
** Pat predicts there will be a moment in the game where something transcends bad into outright offensive and leaves Woolie silent due to his disgust.
** Sorting through various bingo spot options, "Casual Sexism" is suggested. Matt says 'no' as the game is (not) about race, until the others interpret this as the camera exhibiting MaleGaze, such as a female shower scene. He immediately gives a solid 'yes' on this option, because David Cage.
*** Pat outright rejects the option of a strong, independent woman needing to be rescued by a man because he has not seen ''any'' strong, independent women in the game.
** Pat loves the fact that all the ideas discussed by the Friends before reading the fan suggestions are all represented there.
* Part 1:
** When Connor finds that the child was unable to hear the Deviant's gunshots Woolie assumes it's because she was too busy listening to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL3_Hu6nHRU Omikron's OST]]. Complete with Matt and him singing the Training Room song together. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAyX_VB5Qi0 Now in demonstrative video form]].
--->'''Pat''': Thank you, ''Omikron''. You've doomed this child.
** Given the police opened fire on the Deviant while he had a child as a hostage, Woolie proposes their reasoning was that if they shot enough holes in the child, eventually the bullets would hit the Deviant.
** Pat's negotiating skills with Connor ups the probability of success to 99%, then he decides to tell the truth instead of reassuring the Deviant (having killed a human they are gonna scrap him). It ends with Connor having to perform a HeroicSacrifice.
--->'''Pat''': I feel blindsided on a "[[VideoGame/TheWolfAmongUs Glass]] [[CallBack him]]" level.
** The couch does praise the addition of the flowchart. It proves that Quantic Dreams can include good game elements [[TakeThat so long as they steal ideas from]] Creator/TelltaleGames.
** Matt is not that patient with the robot racism. As he points out, they didn't make it ''more than a minute'' into gameplay before the ham-fisted analogies hit.
-->'''Pretzel vendor''': ''[working in a park with literally at least ten androids in easy view of his cart]'' You're scaring away my customers.\\
'''Matt:''' No I'm-- WE'RE EVERYWHERE!
** Pat and Matt go LaughingMad when they see that the androids not only go to the back of the bus, they have to ''stand in a compartment sealed off from the rest of the bus by a transparent panel''.
--->'''Matt''': It's so bad! It's so much worse than I thought!
** They lose it even further when they find out that the chapter was titled "Shades of [[{{Anvilicious}} Color]]".
--->'''Woolie''': ...What kind of color?\\
'''Matt''': [[DeadpanSnarker Darker color? Perhaps a darker shade?]]
** When the story picks up at Kara doing chores at Obvious Abusive Fat Man Todd's house, one of the tasks is vacuuming... by turning on a future Roomba. Matt is once again livid.
--->'''Matt:''' You could have pressed that button yourse-- YOU ALREADY HAVE A ROBOT!
** Before that Matt points out how they could've made Kara even more efficient. Complete with Woolie adding sound effects.
--->'''Matt''': ''I'm'' the vacuum cleaner! It comes out of my vagina, I'm multi-purpose!\\
'''Pat''': Just scoot around like a crab!
** The Williamses' run-down backyard reminds Woolie of a friend's that was full of dog poop. Since the Williamses don't have any dogs in sight, Matt and Pat figure it's the same way, except it comes from [[{{Squick}} Alice]] acting out.
*** They also point out the pallet he has in the backyard for no other reason than to show this is a ghetto neighborhood.
** They find an article about how driverless cars prioritize human lives based on their value to society.
--->'''Pat''': It looks at you and goes "Oh man, those are dirtbag [=LPers=]. ''[[SelfDeprecation Swerve into them]]''."
* Part 2:
** The crew ponders what EasterEggs there are regarding the android in the main menu. Matt posits that after 4 hours of idling, the android says "We are not allowed food at Quantic Dream. Please send help.", sending everyone into hysterics.
** Discussing some of the blatant references they've already seen thus far, Matt decides that rather than ham-fisted the presentation of the game is better described as "butcher shop-fisted".
*** Pat was saying prior to the playthough that they needed to give the game a fair shake. This didn't last past the start of the recording.
** The ''first seconds'' of the next scene has incredibly blatant [[SpecialEffectsFailure texture pop-in]], namely the Cyberlife logo on the back of the bus. Matt asks "Is this runnin' on [[GameEngine Unreal 3]]?"
** Pat stumbles over his words, as per usual, and declares the entire LP a mess.
--->'''Woolie''': Hold it together.\\
'''Matt''' and '''Pat''': NO.
** They lose it at some of the odder things in Markus' home, such as a white zebra pelt rug, a pair of familiar [[VideoGame/HeavyRain origami sculptures]], and a ''stuffed giraffe'' in his owner's living room.
*** In light of the decorations, Pat requests that, should he die, the other two will have his body taxidermied and [[OfCorpseHesAlive do LPs with his body in the room like he's still alive]]. Matt offers to toss his body on the couch; Woolie offers to either to set him on the toilet or ''in the dumpster''.
** Woolie stops the QTE for Markus carrying [[Creator/LanceHenriksen his owner]] out of bed, resulting in time stopping awkwardly.
*** During said QTE, Matt immediately started screaming for Woolie to drop the owner. Despite his effort to back it down afterwards, Woolie and Pat are quick to declare him a proponent of abusing the elderly.
---->'''Woolie:''' Matt "[[RhymesOnADime If He's Old, Put Him In A Chokehold]]" [=McMuscles=]?\\
'''Pat:''' Matt "If They're In A Chair, Push Them Down The Stairs."
** Matt comments on Markus's MrFanservice status in a...unique matter.
-->'''Matt:''' This robot is extremely fuckable.
-->''(Pat and Woolie agree.)''
** Pat once again praises the flowchart and then points out the one problem with it: It completely ''annihilates'' the illusion of choice by showing how any choice you make is funneled towards the same story events.
*** Woolie sums up the game as an FMV with buttons.
** A bar bans androids and dogs. And ''especially'' android dogs with their fucking digi-borfs.
** Scanning one of the people at the bar shows he used to look like a certain [[Series/DinersDriveInsAndDives Food Network host]].
--->'''Matt:''' [[SuddenlyShouting EYY SUP GUY FIERI HERE HAVING A REALLY ON THE NOSE ADVENTURE WITH FUCKING ANDROIDS IN DETROIT FART AND DICKFUCK!]]
** Pat and Woolie think the fact that America is currently suffering from a ''forty percent unemployment rate'' would make a far more interesting story. As Pat puts it, that's the number just before rich people heads start rolling.
* Part 3:
** Woolie realizes that since Connor's tongue is his scanner he should french kisses Hank for a breathalyzer test.
** Matt is down for android stripshows, wanting them to have extra nipples or vaginas.
** Reconstructing the murder shows evidence it started in the kitchen. After the suggestion it started with the victim slipping on a banana peel, the couch starts asking for the reconstruction to include silly sound effects and Benny Hill music.
** As Todd starts going into his rant about his wife leaving, the couch agrees with all of her complaints, such as him needing to ''stop doing drugs''. They debate how he managed to keep custody of Alice, proposing the judge was actually a robot. Big game spoilers, but if you're wondering why Todd was able to keep her: [[spoiler:She's actually an android since Todd's wife took their actual daughter]].
*** The rant escalates and the guys declare he is an almost cartoonish depiction of an abusive, loser husband. He would be typecast as the sleaziest man alive, but Quantic Dreams already one-upped him in ''Indigo''.
** Matt can't help but wonder why Kara didn't try unlocking the door first instead of pushing it, then he fails one of the prompt and get smacked again.
*** Kara overcoming the order to "Don't Move" via a QTE of her wireframe breaking through a wall gets the couch hyped. They declare she just broke through an [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion AT-field.]] And then Pat asks the rather important question of why androids are able to do that.
* Part 4:
** Pat starts off the video hesitantly saying that he's actually having fun with this game and Woolie agree, despite Matt's warning protests... and subsequent agreement. He notes the last time he felt this way in a game was around [[CallBack 49% into]] ''Indigo''.
** Once again Pat does fairly well while interrogating a frightened android, only to catastrophically fuck it up at the last moment. In this case, its because [[KickTheDog he feels curious]] about the "mind probe" option, to which the android [[OhCrap shows undisguised terror]]. [[spoiler:It turns out that probing his mind doesn't reveal any new information about the case, and doing so results in the poor android being {{Mind Rape}}d and [[DrivenToSuicide driven to murder-suicide]] (as he suddenly kills Connor, to everyone's shock).]]
--->'''Matt:''' Oooh, get ''fucked!''\\
'''Pat:''' ''[[NeverMyFault Me!?]]''\\
'''Matt:''' ''You!''
** Seeing the smart glass panel on a laundromat drying machine, Woolie predicts one of the driers will go deviant with a door popping open to break its AT field.
** Matt having Kara stealing clothes from the black person sleeping in the laundromat, not only the clothes in the dryer but also the beanie and jacket resting on the man's ''legs''.
--->'''Matt:''' Poor black guy.
** When Alice voices her complaint about stealing.
--->'''Woolie:''' What do you know? Your dad's a drug addict.\\
'''Matt:''' ''(chuckling)'' Everything you ever learned was wrong. Including not stealing.
** Before leaving, Matt takes a look around to see if there's anything else he can do in the laundromat.
--->'''Pat''': Now ''stab'' (the black guy).\\
'''Matt''': Twenty-nine times.\\
'''Pat''': I was defending myself.\\
'''Woolie''': Tell the drier to become deviant.\\
'''Pat''': The fuck's a drier going to do!?
* Part 5:
** When Alice complains about stealing money, they guys mockingly point out she'll ''still'' sleep in the bed they get with said money. They speculate she actually ''wanted'' to sleep in the gutter and enjoy the Noble Hobbo lifestyle.
*** On their way to the hotel room, Woolie and Pat begin bellowing at Matt to buy food from the vending machines, despite him pointing out he both has no money and there are no prompts.
** Pat points out that the other two seem to be having a lot easier times not getting killed. He then declares Connor was obviously the correct choice for him as he's a blatant snitch.
** Their reaction to Kara's story branching flowchart.
** The guys declare the "android dumping pit" to be the worst place they can imagine, directly comparing crawling through a pile of corpses to hell in ''Film/WhatDreamsMayCome''.
*** Given how many androids are apparently dumped there still active but missing parts, the guys speculate there's either guys at the top of pit with bats to beat any androids that make it out or other androids waiting for better parts.
*** Passing a legless torso attempting to crawl out of the scrapheap, Woolie advises it to partner up with a pair of bodiless legs they saw walking around earlier.
** Markus having the reboot prompt has the friends to realize he is the perfect player for Woolie.
** When they see Markus removing the LED chips like it was nothing and have it regenerate, Pat says they can mark off "why no fail safe" on the bingo card.
--->'''Pat''': That is a ''catastrophic'' design failure.
** Woolie wish to keep the EyeScream wound but Matt points out it's gonna be kind of easy to spot the android.
--->'''Woolie:''' Whaa, no I'm just [[ComicBook/{{Cyborg}} Cyborg!]]
* Part 6:
** Woolie leads off pointing out that not everyone despises the androids. As if on cue, Reed belittles, assaults, and then dehumanizes Connor in short order demonstrating how those who ''do'' hate androids hate them ''a lot''.
** Taking a survey with the menu android, they're asked if they think they are dependent on technology. As Pat points out, they're let's players.
** Their reaction to how Kara can just change hair color at will and remove the LED chip to blend in with humans.
--->'''Woolie:''' So you know what you said about the "old models" having none of that? [[CreatorsApathy (Cyberlife) just went "fuck, compliance" and they just put those stickers on]]. Beep beep beep.
** The boys are overjoyed by the discovery that [[CanadaEh Canada]] has refused to adopt android labor. They ''immediately'' joke that since they're already [[RidiculouslyHumanRobots nearly impossible to distinguish from humans]], [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything deviant androids looking to evade persecution flee from the United States to Canada]].
--->'''Matt:''' In fact, I think the androids are making some type of ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_Railroad underground railroad]]'' to get in!
*** This one gets even funnier if you know that [[spoiler: that's ''[[AccidentallyAccurate exactly]]'' what's happening, right down to the Underground Railroad analogy.]]
** Woolie saying Matt is doing fine with his android as Alice is hugging Kara.
--->'''Woolie:''' Meanwhile, shot in the face and crawling in the fucking death pits.
** Pat chases Matt during Connor's segment, leading to them switching controller back and forth. Matt ends up messing a pair of prompts and as a result [[spoiler:Connor [[TheyKilledKennyAgain dies yet again]]]], [[RunningGag to Pat's annoyance]].
--->'''Pat:''' [[spoiler:I can't get through ''one scene!'']]
*** Pat is especially thrilled to learn that only ''[[EpicFail five percent]]'' of people managed to get this outcome on their first playthroughs.
---->'''Woolie''': Looks like it all worked out.\\
'''Pat''': ''(exhausted)'' Fucking god dammit...
** During the chase, Pat is yelling he wants to beat up Alice. When Connor says they can't kill Kara, Pat advocates shooting Alice to slow Kara down.
* Part 7:
** At the start of Connor's section they figure how fed up Hank must be with their incompetence.
--->'''Truck Vendor:''' Hank. How' you doing?\\
'''Hank:''' Uh, you know, same old shit.\\
'''Matt (as Hank):''' My android got killed again.
** Pat hopes for Connor's reappearance before Hank to be as awkward as possible.
--->'''Pat:'''I should rub his back.\\
'''Matt:''' I should rub ''[[HoYay something]]''.\\
'''Woolie:''' [[TheyKilledKennyAgain Don't die on the way to rubbing his back.]]
* Part 8:
** Pat immediately has a [[ThisIsGonnaSuck dreading reaction]] when Connor has to chase a deviant through a large urban industrial farm, with lots of automated threshing machines and trains in their path. Throughout the chase, Matt keeps pushing for Pat to fail at least one QTE [[ForTheLulz for LP funsies]], while Pat is ''pleading'' to be able to keep Connor alive this time.
-->''[Pat misses a button prompt, causing Connor to stumble slightly while climbing]''\\
'''Matt:''' DEATH!\\
'''Woolie:''' ''(Chuckles)'' Sprains finger: head explodes.\\
[...]\\
'''Pat:''' No! Can I get through one?! I just want to get through ''one!''
** The gang explores Jericho and listens to the plights of the Escaped Androids living there. Woolie is having ''none'' of the ''incredibly'' heavy-handed slavery/racism analogies.
---> '''Markus:''' ''(Talking to a heavily damaged Android)'' What happened to you?\\
'''Damaged Android:''' They tied me to the back of a car...I think they wanted to have ''fun''...\\
'''Woolie:''' ''(Incredibly disgusted groan)''\\
'''Pat:''' Listen! Hey! No! Hey! You wait! You ''wait.'' It was funny when [[WebVideo/Mega64 Mega64]] did it to a Gamecube. This is supposed to have you empathize with the Gamecube.\\
'''Woolie:''' ''(Angry sigh)'' ...Are we just going full Emmett Till? Are we just gonna go full Emmett Till on it? Like, actually?\\
'''Matt:''' Well, wait 'til the game introduces [[CrossesTheLineTwice lynching party sections.]]
** Woolie decides to purposefully end the episode on an awkward note. Matt [[StunnedSilence remains silent for the rest of the episode.]]
--->'''Woolie:''' I don't know about you guys but quite frankly [[Music/KanyeWest robot slavery seems]] [[TakeThat like a choice to me.]]\\
''[[{{Beat}} (Beat)]]''\\
'''Woolie:''' ''[[{{Corpsing}} (Corpses)]]''\\
'''Pat:''' ''(Awkwardly)'' Well...at this point...\\
'''Woolie:''' ''(Through his laughter)'' Thoughts? Comments? Thoughts? ''(Laughs more)''\\
'''Pat:''' At this point you would appear to be correct. As many are ''[[UnfortunateImplications choosing to leave slavery!]]''
* Part 9:
** If the creepy manor wasn't enough of a hint that [[ObviouslyEvil Zlatko is evil,]] Matt quickly notices his hands are stained with android blood. Likewise, none of the friends are fooled by his offer to remove Kara's Tracker, with Pat noting that if the police could just track deviants they wouldn't bother following leads like Hank and Connor are doing. Matt spends the rest of the segment trying to find a way out, with everyone getting frustrated as it becomes clear [[StupidityIsTheOnlyOption the only way to progress is to follow Zlatko into his torture dungeon.]]
** Their imagining of Canada's border having Mounties standing on guard and making a mountain with the androids they kill. Carrying flags with Chris Benoit's face on them.
--->'''Woolie:''' "No one gets through."\\
'''Pat:''' [[GratuitousFrench Hey J-P, y'a un autre!]] ''(hey J-P, there is another one there!)''
** Matt likens a painting of Jesus to the painting of Tyr in God of War.
--->'''Woolie as Kratos:''' Close your heart to Jesus boy.\\
'''Matt:''' Do not let him in. He will corrupt your soul.