Question: How is a covalent bond different from an ionic bond?
a) YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
b) NO, I'M NOT.
c) YEAH YOU ARE, DUMBASS.
d) FUCK YOU, QUIZ.
After taking HFS, Jenko returns to class and writes on the whiteboard, while high.
"One particle of Unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor; carry the 2, changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider!" *turns around, revealing he's written the number 4 all over the whiteboard* "Fuck you, science!"
The shot during the credits is equally funny, where instead he just wrote the word "BOOBS" in gigantic letters.
Schmidt and Jenko getting high. First, they promptly try to get rid of HFS before it gets into their system by shoving their fingers in each other's throats to force a vomit reflex, but wind up having to go to class altered beyond belief. Hilarity Ensues.
Or more importantly, the screen cap for the last stage of "FUCK YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER!" to whomever is on the stuff.
"We weren't fingah-poppin' each otha's eessho's"
After Schmidt and Jenko throw a wild house party at Schmidt's parents' house as part of their cover, Mrs. Schmidt completely freaks out at them; at one point during her rant, she states that "I used to party with Robert Downey, Jr.. before he got sober! When he was REALLY fucked up! And FUN!"
Hell, Schmidt and Jenko planning the party. They realise they'll need beer & comment that they'll need fake I.D.s to do so; cue uproarious laughter from the two since they're both over 21. Then they realise they'll need drugs & comment that they'll need to find a dealer; cue uproarious laughter from the two since they know a way to get a shit-load of drugs for free — raid the evidence lock-up for several large bags of pot.
Jenko initially goes for cocaine, but Schmidt shoots it down: "We're trying to show them a good time, not ruin their fucking lives!"
Schmidt praying to Korean Jesus for help and getting yelled at by Dickson for wasting Korean Jesus' time.
"HAVE SOME FAIRY DUST MOTHERFUCKER!"
The "ZZ Top" biker turns out to be Hanson, played by Johnny Depp himself!
Schmidt and Molly walk in on a girl-boy-girl threesome, with the guy in the middle. When they walk out, Molly starts laughing and asks, "What was the girl in the back doing?"