Funny / Training Day

  • Alonzo leaves Jake alone with three Gang Bangers, and the conversation takes a disturbing turn:
    Moreno: Hey pig, you ever had your shit pushed in? Your shit pushed in. Simple question... No? I had my shit pushed in!
    Sniper: Oh yeah, man! I had... my SHIT... PUUUSSSHED IN, BRO! BIG TIME!
    Jake: (Oh, Crap!)
  • Jake shooting Alonzo in the ass, complete with the background extras cracking up.
    Alonzo: Ooh, you motherfucker! You son of a bitch! You shot me in the ass!