Funny: Tower Heist
- "He's allergic to chocolate, I had to beat him."
- Basically, everything about that little scene.
- Josh invites Odessa over, and decides to "discuss the elephant in the room." Her response? "What the hell ya just call me?!"
- Josh recruiting his thieves.
- Anything to do with "Darnell" and "Seizure Boy".
- Odessa flirting with Slide via safe. Especially his reactions to it.
- The thieves running up the stairs during the heist.
- Ski hats vs. ski masks.
- Every time the thieves start talking about mundane things.
- Doing part of the heist with a dog in tow.
- Three words: Gauntlet of lesbians.
- The random cuts to the boss stuck in the closet listening to Latin music.
- Especially the end when everyone forgets he's still in there
- French Playboy.
- The maid missing the car dangling off the side of the Tower.
- This dialogue:
"Last time I was this drunk, I made out with a fireman.""Yeah? When was that?""Tuesday."
- Josh smashing Shaw's car.
"You think Steve McQueen is the coolest cat that ever lived? Well guess what: today, Steve McQueen is my little bitch!"
- The whole "shoplifting sequence"
- Slide's mention of a woman's "fat ass".