"This is Top Chef, not Top Scallop" (on Jamie and her love of scallops)
"We could serve monkey ass on a clam shell and still win if I'm front of house" (on Restaurant Wars in Season 5)
Most of his interactions with Richard during Season 8, especially when Richard would start to fret
Fabio talking about his pet turtle
"I thought you were going to tell me that I did such a bad job you were going to just kick me out" (on making the Top 4 during the Dim Sum challenge in Season 8)
Antonia saying "All I remember I did in high school was that I smoked a lot of pot"
Carla is also a magnet for this
Her happy dance after winning a trip to Amsterdam
Her Quickfire challenge where she made green eggs and ham and WON
Her calling for "Gaaaaiiiiiil? Gaiiiiiil?" as a reaction to Toby Young
Her "UNdonete" quote about her horribly undercooked quinoa in a Quickfire
Her brief mockery of Angelo for spelling "crocodile" with an A.
Her giddy reaction to getting to cook chicken pot pie for the Jimmy Fallon birthday challenge. And then her reaction about winning the challenge.
"Redemption is slipping away. Far, far away. Bye, redemption!"
Dale L. confessing that he was making "crack for 10 year old kids" and then talking about a "10 year old rave" during Season 8's museum challenge
Dale T. saying that he thought Joe Jonas was a pastry chef
Hung of season 3 being forced to make a dish with cereal and deciding to make a cereal smurf village complete with chocolate milk and poached egg sun. He presented this to the skeptical guest judge with a totally straight face.
Michael Chiarello using pages of Saveur magazine as decor for one of his finale dishes on Masters as a playful jab at James Oseland, who was consistently the toughest critic for Michael to please.
Angelo misspelling crocodile as "crocadile" during a Quickfire
Antonia, Angelo, and Carla singing the "Beef Tongue" song during Judges Table at the Jimmy Fallon challenge (all three had made the top)
The Cookie Quickfire with special guests Elmo, Telly, and the ''freakin'' Cookie Monster especially when Elmo said that Antonia's cookies (while they tasted good) looked like cow chips. And Richard actually attempting to make a cookie with zucchini in it to appease Elmo.
Tom during the Thanksgiving epsiode against a rival renowned chef. "Make cornbread, not war!"