In the remastered version, we hear Elecscope's voice saying that.
Sniperwheel unveiling a huge cannon that is at least three times as big as he is, and Kirb's reaction face that follows.
Kirbopher: WHAT IS THAT?!
Sniperwheel: This is my "Head-Cannon". And in my head-canon...YOU DIE!
NYLOCKE! DRAGON OF THE ROLLING CREDITS!
Splat: Simple, effective, disgusting, what's not to like?
Kirb: I DON'T LIKE YOU! Whoever you are.
"Sir Alpha! Thou wishes to become Lady Flamegirl's knight in shining...baggy...blue clothes. DON'T YE?!"
Whyti imitating Nylocke's "WHOOSH!".
NYLOCKE! DRAGON OF- (Demonking runs into his sword head first and gets knocked out) Unintentional... finishing blows?
Granda the Stegosaurus's tantrum directed at Nylocke for beating her 10 times in a row and the reactions from T-Bones, Nylocke and Alpha.
Granda: Role-players are dumb! You're dumb! When I see you tomorrow I'm gonna bite your nails down to the cuticles and SPIT THEM IN YOUR EYES! Then I'll scraggle your greasy haircut and kick you in the face!
Alpha: Well, it was the most colorfully spoken temper-tantrum I've ever seen somebody throw.
Pick a moment with Rockoon...ANY moment.
Nylocke's epic and comedicCurb-Stomp Battle at the hands of Granda. Flamegirl, while all of this is happening off-screen, is seen casually trying to solve a puzzle. The exchange with Gamecrazed afterwards is also noteworthy.
Gamecrazed: What happened to you?
Nylocke: I was violated by a dinosaur...In the form of a scruffy little Vietnamese girl.
Flamegirl tries convincing the others to meet up in real life, and reveals that Nylocke's from 'jolly old England' (much to his rage and betrayal), while Kirb sarcastically remarks not to give his address to potential internet criminals.
Flamegirl: Okay, look; I'm from California. There, I said it.
Nylocke's narrating throughout the first scene of the episode with Hyprelynx trying to ask him for help. Followed by her scaring him later in the episode.
Alpha's face post-paralysis on a chatbox is just plain hilarious to look at.
Archy having trouble asking Kirb his question, and his general cuteness and obliviousness while following Kirb around in Lavendera trying to get him to answer it. But this particular quote deserves a mention:
Kirb:"Look Kid!? Have you ever heard of the word Espionage?"
Asterob going through a Let's Get Dangerous moment and making a badass speech that he'll win. He shows to be pretty competent in his fight... until he's pushed back by using the shield beam and gives himself a ring out. Sniperwheel is too busy saying "This did not just happen!" to notice GC literally swat him off the ring before it's too late.
Then as he's falling Sniperwheel gives GC and Nye the middle finger. You might miss it if you're not paying attention.
Sniperwheel: "I DIDN'T LOSE! YOU LOSE!"
Nylocke wooshing himself explosively out of the balanstadium at the end of the episode is hilarious.
Nylocke: "NNNNNYLOCKE! Master of giving heartfelt speeches that had DAMN WELL serve their intended purpose or I swear by my blade that I will explode!!!" *rockets off into the sky*
Then afterward there's Zetto standing on the balanstadium, holding his tournament trophy with an exaggerated angry pouty face while a smooth jazz version of the theme song is playing.
Kizuna: "I think it's time you stopped beating around the bush."