In the opening cutscene when Larson and Pierre are chasing after Lara in a stolen taxi - she jumps off her scooter and ducks under a half-closed gate, which Pierre stupidly thinks is high enough to fit the car through. This exchange follows while they are still speeding towards Lara:
Larson: We ain't gonna make that gap, boss.
Pierre: We'll make it.
Larson: Ain't gonna.
Pierre:We'll make it!
Larson: What did I tell you?
Pierre:(looking as though he's about to start a major tantrum)Mon Dieu!
Later on, Pierre orders Larson to search Lara's person. Larson is a bit too enthusiastic about this task, prompting Lara to give him a hefty knee in the groin.
Throughout The Angel of Darkness, Lara has extensive dialogue options compared to previous games, leading to some hilarious gems like
Lara: You unsavory little runt!
Lara: You call these dossiers? Yuck!
Lara:(Pointing at a building in Prague in the middle of winter) That one. Big thing with snow on it.
Lara: If I had a coconut for every time a lunatic said something like that...
Lara: I see. Highly inconvenient having abominations running around loose isn't it.
In the Strahov Fortress, Lara finally gets her revenge on the gun turrets by brutally destroying them with an electromagnetic lift. She overshoots the first one and misses it completely before tossing it to the ground. The second turret swivels around, as if attempting to see what's causing the commotion, but just as it realizes who's causing the destruction, it gets knocked off sideways into a wall.
In Tomb Raider: Anniversary - At the end of the Peru level, Lara reaches Qualopec's tomb. When closely examinating The remains of Qualopec, one of the Atlantean guards standing next to him roars and falls down, providing an effective, if unsurprising, scare moment. It turns funny when Lara aims her guns at the (now unmoving) bodies and quickly switches between them.
In Legend at the beginning of the Ghana level, Lara is at the base of an enormous waterfall. Pulling on a rope triggers an enormous mechanism that parts the waterfall prompting Zip:
Zip: Ooooh, that's where we put the temple!
In Tomb Raider III at the end of the level Thames Wharf, Lara gets ambushed by an assassin at a bell tower with a massive bell, who tells Lara who he works for after Lara bests him. He manages to get his gun back, points it at Lara, and states that he could retire from the money his employer put on Lara's head. Prompting this response: