Funny / Time Bandits

  • This exchange:
    Randall: I can't control it!
    Evil: Of course you can't, you silly man. I control them !
  • Anything that has to do with "Your Money or Your Life".
  • The Supreme Being's answer to why there is evil.
    Supreme Being: I think it has something to do with free will.
    • Supreme Being: Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being, I'm not entirely dim
  • John Cleese's scene-stealing turn as Robin Hood.
    Robin Hood: Thank you very much! Thank you very much. Thank you very very very VERY much! What awful people.
    • Robin Hood: And you're a robber too. How long have you been a robber?
      Strutter: Four foot one.
      Robin Hood: Good lord! Jolly good. Four foot one? Well that, that, that is a long time, isn't it?