History Funny / ThorRagnarok

-->'''Thor:''' Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh, no! Thor's in a cage! How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It's a long story, basically...I'm a bit of a hero. See, I've spent some time on Earth, [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron fought some robots]], [[Film/TheAvengers2012 saved the planet]] [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld a couple of times]]. Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic colorful Infinity Stone things...didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death and destruction. Which led me all the way here into this cage...where I met you. ''[[[FourthWallPsych The skeleton's]] [[JawDrop jaw literally drops.]]]'' How much longer do you think we'll be in here?

** ... which, since Thor's outrunning a jet-powered dragon, means that [[PortalCut the dragon's head comes through]] too. Skurge is volubly unhappy about the latter, since he (and the girls he's entertaining) end up [[CoveredInGunge splashed with the monster's green blood and brains]].

'''Loki:''' ''[[[FascinatingEyebrow looking somewhat perturbed]]]'' I'm...[[SarcasmMode honoured]]?

---->'''Strange:''' ... Oh, yeah, right.

'''Narrator:''' ...and no one loves you more than the Grandmaster. ''[silhoutte of the Grandmaster]'' He is the original. The first lost, and the first found. The creator of Sakaar and the father of the Contest of Champions. ''[aliens in the arena battle to the death]'' Where once you were nothing, now you are something. You are the property of the Grandmaster. Congratulations! You will meet the Grandmaster in five seconds. ''[Images around the tunnel begin speeding up. Chaos, violence, and confusion mixed in with Grandmaster's face. Thor, already bewildered, looks on the verge of panic]'' Prepare yourself. Prepare yourself. You are now meeting... The Grandmaster!

--->'''Thor:''' You'll...pay for this!\\

-->'''Thor:''' OH....MY...GOD! The smell...

--->'''Grandmaster:''' [[FalseReassurance You're officially pardoned]]...[[BaitAndSwitchComment from life]].

** In a later scene, Topaz hands him the melting stick when Loki interrupts the Grandmaster...[[PragmaticVillainy only for the Grandmaster to be horrified that Topaz assumed he wanted to melt someone for simply talking out of turn]].

-->'''Korg:''' Oh yeah, no, this whole thing is a circle...but not a ''real'' circle, more like a ''freaky'' circle.

'''Korg:''' Oh my God! [[UnusualEuphemism The hammer pulled you off?]]\\
'''Thor:''' [[ThatCameOutWrong The ground! The hammer pulled me off the ground]]!...Every time I threw it, it would always come back.\\

--->'''Hela:''' When I was young, every great king had an executioner. Not just to execute people, but also to execute their vision... [[DistinctionWithoutADifference but mainly]]...[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin to execute people]].

** Thor immediately switches from threats to begging when he finds out that his hair isn't just about to be cut off...the barber in question is going to be using a device that looks like the satanic love-child of a screaming lawnmower, a snarling wheat-thresher and a growling rusty meat-grinder. No wonder he was adorably pleading in a manner like [[Theatre/{{Oliver}} Little Oliver Twist asking for more gruel.]]

-->'''Grandmaster:''' Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...''[the doors open on the opposite end of the arena from where Thor entered]''...your incredible..\\

'''Thor:''' Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge. ''[to Bruce]'' And you're... Do you... do you want revenge?\\

* Thor's decision to send the Asgardians to Earth isn't that funny in itself... Until you realize that the whole reason Doctor Strange helped him in the beginning of the movie was so that all the Asgardians (ie. Loki, Odin and Thor) would ''leave'' Earth. This scenario is the ''exact opposite'' of what Strange was trying to accomplish!

-->'''Grandmaster:''' Oh. Oh. I...I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat, pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me, too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow! So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, [[SoreLoser it's a tie.]]

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHbS9tYFpcQ The way Skurge introduces his collection.]] Remember, [[Creator/KarlUrban this]] is coming from the guy who played [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Éomer, heir to the throne of Rohan.]] And [[Film/{{Dredd}} Judge Joseph Dredd]]. And [[Film/{{StarTrekIntoDarkness}} Dr Leonard McCoy]].

** This scene is doubly hilarious when you consider that in real life, two tech-savvy teenage girls of the social media generation are far more likely to [[DracoInLeatherPants be fangirling over]] ''[[EvilIsSexy Loki]]'' than Thor. Anyone who doubts this has never visited Tumblr or [=DeviantArt=]. [[labelnote: That said...]]Loki is well-known as the guy who led a massively destructive attack on ''the major city they're in''. Being a fangirl of Loki in-universe, no matter how young, female and/or tech-savvy you are, would make you [[MonsterFangirl that person who writes love-letters to serial killers]].[[/labelnote]]

'''Thor:''' [[IHeardThat –What?]]\\

** Thor gets mad again and kicks some stuff around Hulk's room, and the trend of arguing like overgrown children continues.

*** In the film's final minutes, Thor asks Miek where his homeworld is. Korg then confesses that Miek is dead, because he stepped on him by accident a while ago (which would be the BrickJoke to the whole Rock-Paper-Scissors joke, since Miek has scissor arms), and he's been carrying the corpse around out of guilt. Miek then suddenly regains consciousness, whereupon Korg corrects himself again. And asks Thor to repeat the question since Miek might not have heard it a second ago.

--->'''Hela:''' When I was young, every great king had an executioner. Not just to execute people, but also to execute their vision... but mainly...[[DistinctionWithoutADifference to execute people]].

** Two words: Naked. Hulk. ([[BrainBleach "That's in my brain now..."]])

'''Doctor Strange:''' ''[sheepishly]'' Yeah, I know, sorry, I didn't meant that for you...\\

** The way Thor says "Bleh, it's me".
** During this little chat, you can see Valkyrie listening intently while doing her usual sassy neck movements.
** What makes the scene is Loki's dreamy reminiscent smile at the story. As if he's thinking to himself, "Good times!"
** Also that Thor and Loki consider that to be a prank really says a lot about the [[ProudWarriorRace Asgardians...]]
** While Thor is retelling the traumatic event, Bruce utters a shocked "No!" and now and then turns and looks at Loki with an expression of pure horror.
** It's even funnier for those who are familiar with Norse mythology; Classic!Thor had a ''horrible'' track record with serpents...
** According to Taika Waititi, there's five more versions of this scene including one where Thor finds a Turkish rug in the middle of a field and lays down on it, Loki then turns back into himself and causes Thor to fall into a hole filled with spikes.

* Thor and Korg (played by the director Taika Waititi!) having a conversation about the loss of Mjölnir and the stuff Thor could do with it. Basically, [[ADateWithRosiePalms one gigantic self-love joke]].

*** Once again, Korg somehow not only knows about vampires, but that they're weak against wooden stakes. Are vampires space aliens too?!

*** Once again, Korg somehow not only knows about vampires, but that they're weak against wooden stakes. Are vampires space aliens too?!

*** Once again, Korg somehow not only knows about vampires, but that they're weak against wooden stakes. Are vampires space aliens too?!

*** That makes Korg a rock who was beaten by paper!

* Thor, the god of thunder... is still weak to being tasered. ''Several times''.

** Cue Thor [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming]] like a girl, then smash cut to him in a normal-looking chamber and surrounded by guards and the Grandmaster.

-->'''Thor:''' Now, I know what you're thinking: "Oh, no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It's a long story, basically...I'm a bit of a hero. See, I've spent some time on Earth, [[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron fought some robots]], [[Film/TheAvengers2012 saved the planet]] [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld a couple of times]]. Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic colorful Infinity Stone things...didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death and destruction. Which led me all the way here into this cage...where I met you. ''[The skeleton's jaw literally drops]'' How much longer do you think we'll be in here?

*** Even better, either inertia or a higher trickster god causes one of the dragon's eyes to roll ''directly'' toward the girls.

After [[Film/{{Thor}} two]] [[DarkerAndEdgier grim]] [[Film/ThorTheDarkWorld entries]] in the ''Thor'' film series, you would expect this one to follow their trend, right? Well, '''[[DenserAndWackier prepare for this film]] [[UpToEleven to prove you wrong]]'''!

'''Surtur:''' ''[annoyed]'' It's a crown!

** Thor gets his own back by summoning his hammer (disguised as an umbrella) from another room. We hear several crashes off-screen as the hammer probably destroys Strange's home. Strange's eye roll when he works out what's causing the crashes is epic.

--->'''Loki:''' I have been ''falling'' for '''''thirty minutes!'''''

--->'''Strange:''' Alright, bye-bye.

'''Loki:''' ''[[[FascinatingEyebrow looking somewhat perturbed]]]'' I'm...[[SarcasmMode honoured]].

--->'''Thor:''' Where have you been? Everyone thought you were dead! So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like, yesterday, so that's still pretty fresh. Loki, Lok - Loki's alive, can you believe it? He's up there! ''[to the Grandmaster's box, where Loki is]'' Hey, Loki! Look who it is! ''[cut to Loki, who is horrorstruck]''