History Funny / TheWorldIsNotEnough

---> '''Q:''' Stop! STOP!!! IT ISN'T FINISHED!!!

-->'''M:''' I see the good doctor has cleared you. Notes you have [[DoubleEntendre exceptional stamina]].
-->'''Miss Moneypenny:''' I'm sure she was touched by his dedication... to the job in hand.

-->'''Bond''': I suppose we all have to pay the piper sometime, right Q?
-->'''Q''': Oh pipe down, 007!

-->'''Zukovsky''': [[FightMagnet Why am I suddenly worried that I'm not carrying enough insurance...]]

-->'''Zukovsky''': Can't you just say hello, like a normal person?

-->'''Bond''': Q's not gonna like this.

-->'''Zukovsky''': [[TemptingFate We may have no roof but we have four good walls!]]\\

'''Zukovsky''': [[ActionInsuranceGag The insurance company is never going to believe this!]]

--> '''Elektra''': ''(chuckles, incredulous)'' Zukovsky really hated you.

--> '''M''': '''[[SayMyName BOND!]]'''

-->'''Jones''': So, we're going UP then?
-->'''Bond''': A slight miscalculation.

** In "King's Ransom", after you initiate the third floor's lockdown sequence, the game cuts to a mercenary doing a DoubleTake as he turns his head to see the window he obviously just rappeled through suddenly be sealed off by a metal blast door. Even though he's wearing a mask and he doesn't say anything, you can just tell from his body language that he's thinking "WTF?!" at that moment.

* [=MI6=] uses satellite infrared scans to locate Bond, then M is outraged when she realizes Bond and Jones are having sex. M brushes it off by saying that it's a MillenniumBug.

* [=MI6=] uses satellite infrared scans to locate Bond, then M is outraged when she realizes Bond and Jones are having sex. M brushes it off by saying that it's a MilleniumBug.

* [=MI6=] uses satellite infrared scans to locate Bond, then M is outraged when she realizes Bond and Jones are having sex.

* After tricking a snowmobile driver into driving off a cliff, Bond says "[[BondOneLiner See you at the lodge]]"... only to have a parachute open up and the entire snowmobile safely descend back down the mountain. Bond's look of total annoyance at the henchman ruining his line is priceless.

--> '''M''': '''[[LoudLastName BOND!]]'''

* M screaming at full volume to 007 as he chases Elektra for him to release her from her cell: "'''BOOOONNNNDDDD'''"

--> '''Q:''' Stop! STOP!!! IT ISN'T FINISHED!!!

** Bond's "is this guy serious?" glance to Q as "R" overexplains how to operate a jacket. Q shuts him up by popping the red tab that activates the coat's built-in parachute. It certainly helps that R is played by [[Creator/JohnCleese John Cleese]].
* "I've always tried to teach you two things: First. Never let them see you bleed...Always have an escape plan" And then Q exits on the elevator he's standing on. Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as it was Desmond Llewelyn's final appearance as Q in the series before his tragic death.

* When Zukovsky finds Dr. Jones in his office, he looks her over and says, "Who are you, and how did you get in? I'll call security and congratulate them. Drink?"

* M screaming at full volume to 007 as he chases Elektra for him to release her from her cell: "'''BOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDD'''"

** Bond's "is this guy serious?" glance to Q as "R" overexplains how to operate a jacket. Q shuts him up by popping the red tab that activates the coat's built-in parachute.

** She says on said bill of health that he has [[DoubleEntendre great stamina]].

** As we later find out, that's Q's personal ''[[NoKillLikeOverkill fishing boat]]'' for his retirement. One has to wonder what manner of fish he was hoping to catch.

* Bond's confusion at finding a bagpiper in the Q lab, answered a moment later when the man reveals that the bagpipes hide a submachine gun and a flamethrower.

** Bond's "is this guy serious?" glance to Q when "R" is over-explaining how to operate a jacket. Q shuts him up by popping the red tab that activates the coat's built-in parachute.

* After tricking a snowmobile driver into driving off a cliff, Bond delivers the BondOneLiner "See you at the lodge" only to have a parachute open up and the entire snowmobile safely descend back down the mountain. Bond's look of total annoyance at the henchman ruining his line is priceless.

* Bond's ski-suit pod, or his adaptation of WesternAnimation/InspectorGadget's inflatable coat.

** It also provides a funny moment in the documentary, when the producers tell how their visit to BMW's plant left the company's representatives [[StunnedSilence speechless]] regarding how their brand new Z8 would be used.

-->'''Zukovsky''': We may have no roof but we have four good walls!\\
(walls collapse)\\
'''Zukovsky''': *out of shot* The insurance company is ''never'' going to believe me!