Both the Dutch Frank Rijkaard and the West German Rudolf "Rudi" Völler got kicked out for fighting on the field. What make the deal funny is Rijkaard's downright bizarre behavior during the mess... he spat on the back of Völler's Funny Afro. Twice, even.note Once, while getting ready for a free kick; the other, as they both left. No wonder Rijkaard got the Fan Nickname of "Llama".
While Diego Maradona's antics as coach of the Argentinian team were already entertaining, it all was crowned when during a press conference a reporter said that he'd observed he's rather close with the team, and the Spanish translation accidentally butchered it into an observation he seems to be gay with the team. His reaction is simply gold.
Germany 2011 (Women's)
Group C vs. Colombia - After being subbed in and scoring a goal, Megan Rapinoe runs to the corner boom mic and starts singing "Born in the USA" into it.
During the Brazil-Germany semifinal in the 2014 Cup, BBC commentator Steve Wilson reported this at one point when the score was 5-0 (and it only continued from there - final score was 7-1 with Brazil's lone goal coming in the 90th minute):
Later, Wilson matter-of-factly reminded viewers when the final would be and proclaimed it would be between Germany and either Argentina or the Netherlands. Before Germany was officially declared the winner.
This ad was shown in Singapore during the half-time break... to much ridicule.
A certain pornographic website's Twitter account had this to saynote A ton of videos showing Germany's onslaught of goals were given titles such as "Young Brazilians get fucked by entire German Soccer Team":
"Please stop uploading the game highlights to [our site]... Our public humiliation category is full."
Once the score got high enough, the Brazilians felt the only way the tears/wrath could stop wasGallows Humor. One even got a response: the joke "Not even Volkswagen makes 5 Gols in 30 minutes!" had VW reply that their plants manufacture 2 Gols per minute.
If you notice, a few Brazilian fans in the crowd didn't even wait for post-game angry flag burning time to pull a Face-Heel Turn on their own team — instead opting to cheer German ballhandlers out of respect on occasion during the last 20 minutes.
Previously, Brazilians found hilarious that France-Nigeria was FRANGA, meaning both chicken and gay.
The fact that the 2022 World Cup is supposed to take place in Qatar.
As of 1 June 2014, it is under investigation by FIFA, after a report from England's Sunday Times claimed it had documents showing former FIFA vice president Mohammad bin Hammam bribed the World Cup voting committee with $5 million. FIFA has supposedly alerted the USA to be prepared in case Qatar is stripped of its hosting, though the US has denied this.
Now something of a "Funny Aneurysm" Moment since over 270 migrant workers have been reported dead in hellish conditions, which is something else that the committee is taking into consideration.