Funny: The Way of the Gun
- The Longbaugh portions of the Terrible Interviewees Montage:
Longbaugh: I've...never killed a man.Interviewer: I beg your pardon?Longbaugh: I said I never killed a man.Interviewer: I didn't ask if you had.Longbaugh: You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.Interviewer: And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.Longbaugh: I would say that's a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.Interviewer: No one's ever said that before.Longbaugh: Have you ever asked?Interviewer: No.Longbaugh: You should.
Longbaugh: Why's that such a big deal?Interviewer: Because no one brings up sex with dead people!Longbaugh: Of course they don't, it's sick.Interviewer: You brought it up!Longbaugh: Only to say I never did it.Interviewer: I didn't ask you that.Longbaugh: You should.
- And then later:
- The entire opening sequence.