One: In all reported cases the abductor was Zeus, the Greek god of thunder and rock 'n roll
. Yes! Agents Kenan and Kel! Councilman 3:
We just want it on record that we don't like our code name. General Treister:
Noted! Two: In all cases, Zeus was floating before the abductee. Explanation? Yes! Agent Kelly Clarkson? Gathers:
Son of a bitch was wearing a jetpack. General Treister:
Ah! If you read the print, you would know that no latent fumes were detected. Thank you for wasting the ink on my printer! Yes! Agent Matthew Perry! Professor Impossible:
Mirrors. Holograms. According to the print, there's no account of anyone actually touching Zeus. He could've been a projection. General Treister:
Oh You beautiful deflated man, don't make me feel guilty for the mean things I said about you on my blog! Professor Impossible:
I read the supplied material. General Treister:
Well, while your head is up there, can you take a look at my prostate? Daddy fears the can-cer. Yes! Agent Orville Redenbacher? Stormfront:
The abductee was under the effect of a hallucinogenic! General Treister:
Not bad, Orville. Agent Topanga Lawrence? Brock:
Flight mutation. You know, maybe the guy could actually fly. General Treister:
Finally! Now, I want you to- (Councilman 3 raises their hand)
What now, Agent Kenan? Councilman 3:
Okay, I'm just gonna throw this out there: What if it is
Zeus? The actual god Zeus? All... pissed off because no one cares about Zeus anymore? General Treister:
I'm... just gonna rule that one out. Break up into groups! I want you all to have solutions by the time I finish this juice box. Warning! I am thirsty!
And it is fruit punch!
And it is delicious!