Funny / The Underland Chronicles

Gregor and the Curse of the Warmbloods

Ripred: Well, you have to at least credit her [Nerissa] with a certain instability. Remember when she told you I was plotting to take over the Fount with an army of lobsters?
Vikus: You did try and take over the Fount with an army of lobsters.

Gregor and the Marks of Secret

Luxa: Howard, Nike, why do you provoke my guests?
Nike: We are hoping that they will be offended enough to leave.
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