The analysis page, any reviews, or heck just about everything on related pages of The Ugly Barnacle. Why? Because they're all much longer than the work itself.
There's also the fact that that Crowning Moment of Funny is longer than the work. And the work having a longer TV Tropes page with more extras (Headscratchers, Trivia, Analysis, etc.) than entire TV shows and movies.
The work also has that black humour to it... which did not help at all!
This very sentence is longer than the whole of the story, and that did help at all.
There are more sub-pages than words in the story!
The Laconic page is longer than the story!
there are more haikus about the story than words in thr story.