This show obviously shows clips of people failing at something, and those shows can really have some funny moments, whether it be the clips themselves or the commentators. The folders below have descriptions added.
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Brawlers (Here's a fight. Repeat 19 times. Roll credits. Repeat first three steps way too many times.)
The whole animated parody of Danny Bonaduce's infamous transvestite hooker incident.
Danny: So I take off, I beat the cops to my house, I run upstairs and say, 'What'll I do, what'll I do? I know, I'll dive in the closet, and pull dirty clothes over me!'
Competitions (Things you're better off not doing)
Daniel Baldwin and John Enos running out into traffic while wearing sumo suits. Comedy gold.
Criminals (Pretty much the main reason tru TV created this show)
A couple of thieves steal a bait car.
Passenger: We own this city!
Driver: Where are we?
Passenger: I don't know.
Daredevils (Like Criminals, but with pain instead of crime)
Mike Trainor imitating a skateboarder checking on his groin after (in the skateboarder's own words) "blowing his nut":
Mike T.: (counting his testicles) One... and a half... OH, GOD!
The entire "Ghost Bike" sequence from Daredevils 10.
"What'd I tell you about testicles?!"
Mike T.: What conversation were you having about testicles? Was it related to this, or were you just talking about balls in general, like, 'Hey, you know what I like about balls?'
Brendan as Shaggy: We figured out the ghost tractor was none other than Old Man Ted Jessup!
Ted: (Wearing a hoodie) And I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddlin' grown men pretending to be cartoon characters!
Michael as Scooby: Rooby-rooby-doo!
Outlaws (Criminals 2.0)
Mike Trainor, on a clip featuring a man who robbed a hotel that was hosting a mixed martial-arts fighters convention:
Mike T: Whenever you go to rob a hotel, check the little sign when you come in, make sure it doesn't say "Welcome, ass-kicking champs."
Partiers (Originally just drunk drivers, then upgraded to include parties, now mainly drunk drivers again)
From a clip of a guy testing his own homemade pepper spray, and he starts flipping and flopping around in the bathtub, screaming like a little girl.
Guy: I'VE NEVER BEEN IN PAIN! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Camera Guy: Dude, open your eyes.
Guy: I CAN'T, THEY'RE CLOSED!
From a clip where a group of drunken teenagers are pulled over by the police for stealing a bait car.
Passenger: We shouldn't have done this dawg, this was stupid as fuck!
Driver: I know. I love you guys.
Others: We love you too dawg.
Brad: You guys don't have to say your goodbyes like its Thelma & Louise, you're just getting arrested...
Pretty much any of the cast's response to clips where someone is eventually knocked unconscious.
Mike T.: Quick! Everybody do everything that you're not supposed to do with an unconscious person! You move her, you hump her, you pour water on her!
Chelsea: You've been hit by a bus... lie down...
Jaime: He's out, quick, everybody crowd around him!
In a clip of women reggae dancing, one girl whips her head around so much, he wig flies off and lands on the ground.
Mike T.: EVERYBODY RUN! IT'S A GIANT TARANTULA!
Mike Trainor playing the part of a Giants fan, who was arrested while behaving erratically at a celebration party.
Mike T.: Can you imagine how that guy's gonna explain this to his girlfriend? "So, how'd you get arrested?", "Well the Giants won the Super Bowl, dot-dot-dot, just come pick me up!"
Tonya watching a clip of monkeys irritated at a drunk man invading their pin in a zoo.
Tonya: Monkeys are so cool... especially the ones with the big asses that stick out, I mean, huurrrrr...
From a clip of an incredibly drunk man being forced from a bar, while he pulls down his pants and yells at various different people to fuck him.
Daniel: "Get back here before I pull my pants up" has got to be one of the least effective threats I have ever heard.
Kevin McCaffrey's response to a woman being given a sobriety test, who remarks, "I'm Irish, I'm hot-blooded!"
Kevin: If you want to convince a cop that you're not drunk, saying that you're Irish is probably not the best way to do it. That's like trying to get out of a drug charge by saying, "Hey, I'm Andy Dick!"
Performers (The Hollywood side of World's Dumbest)
John Enos and Loni Love "playing" with the love chair at the end of World's Dumbest Performers 8.
This line while the cast is watching an adult movie.
Mike T.: Spoiler alert! It's his penis!
Which may or may not beat out the more famous line from New Girl.
Pranksters (People doing stupid pranks you shouldn't do)
"A little bit of water? On my shirt? I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!"
Nick DiPaolo playing Jimmy Hoffa.
Record Breakers (More things you're better off not doing)
From "World's Dumbest Record Breakers 3", one clip shows us a woman trying to break a record at blowing into a hot water bottle, until it bursts - various different commentators try it themselves, to no success.
Brad: You have to blow harder than Tonya Harding's jokes to pop that!
Tonya: (Mumbling) Can you imagine if Leif put his mouth on that thing, and if I did on the other end, it'd be like if we were kissing.
Brad: Can anybody understand a word this motherfucker says?
Thrillseekers (Daredevils Lite)
From "World's Dumbest Thrillseekers 6", the clip in question showing a pair of motorcyclists performing stunts:
Voice Over Announcer: Now the event you have all been waiting for! The most amazing motorcycle trick ever done by two guys at one time! (bike crashes into an oncoming car) DAMNIT!
Others (Any episode with less than 2 sequels)
From "World's Dumbest Shoppers:
Judy Gold: "I'm gonna go get, a $50 piece of shit computer!"
Unsorted (If anyone knows where these scenes come from, place them in their proper position and include the title)
"Of all the bum luck! First I sleep through my alarm clock— now my arm's pointing the wrong way! Aw, dang, this just isn't my day."