This show obviously shows clips of people failing at something, and those shows can really have some funny moments, whether it be the clips themselves or the commentators. The folders below have descriptions added.
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Brawlers (Here's a fight. Repeat 19 times. Roll credits. Repeat first three steps way too many times.)
The whole animated parody of Danny Bonaduce's infamous transvestite hooker incident.
Danny: So I take off, I beat the cops to my house, I run upstairs and say, 'What'll I do, what'll I do? I know, I'll dive in the closet, and pull dirty clothes over me!'
Competitions (Things you're better off not doing)
Daniel Baldwin and John Enos running out into traffic while wearing sumo suits. Comedy gold.
Criminals (Pretty much the main reason tru TV created this show)
A couple of thieves steal a bait car.
Passenger: We own this city!
Driver: Where are we?
Passenger: I don't know.
Daredevils (Like Criminals, but with pain instead of crime)
Mike Trainor imitating a skateboarder checking on his groin after (in the skateboarder's own words) "blowing his nut":
Mike T.: (counting his testicles) One... and a half... OH, GOD!
The entire "Ghost Bike" sequence from Daredevils 10.
"What'd I tell you about testicles?!"
Mike T.: What conversation were you having about testicles? Was it related to this, or were you just talking about balls in general, like, 'Hey, you know what I like about balls?'
Mike T.: Man, that workout equipment sure looks stupid. Now, where was I? *starts using the Shake Weight*
The "Man Bib" invention, meant to help guys, shall we say, cleanup. None of the commentators can believe it.
Mike Britt, in response to an elderly gentleman's comments about Bowser Beer being made in America, and having U.S.D.A.-approved ingredients.
Mike B.:: We get it grandpa! Stars and stripes! Red, white, and blue! Got it! It's dog beer, dude!
Mike Trainor, offering us his alternative to Flying Pasties (works especially well for Big Guys):
Mike T: Whenever I have to go through the scanner at the airport, I just tuck my junk in between my legs... does nothing for my security, but it gives them something to talk about.
The casts' reactions to Squishy Baff, that turns your bath water into a squishy goo.
Kevin: "You can turn water into a squishy goo"? Do we have to?
Chuck: Squishy Baff! First of all, thank you for making me feel culturally comfortable about myself!
Gary: It's stupid to goo yourself from finding your own pleasure points. Need I say more? Need I say more?
The Sip N Dip Cookie Dipper, that allows you to dunk your cookie into your milk, without spilling milk or messing your fingers; the inventor says it's for all your favorite cookies, but it's clearly created with small cookies like Oreos or girl scout cookies in mind. Jared Logan wants to dunk his favorite cookie - a black-and-white cookie - but sees it won't fit. He stares at the camera with a look of horror.
Kevin: Finally we're now to a point where our inventors are inventing problems to invent inventions for.
Michael Loftus's reaction to an American-made invention that allows you to slip your hand into a small cubical pillow thing to let you rest your head for a quick nap.
Michael: I remember when we used to do cool shit like go to the moon, and now we're like, "We made a block of foam! And put cover on it!! U.S.A.!!! U.S.A.!!!"
Motorheads (Drivers 2.0)
Mike Trainor in response to a drunken Russian crashing a bulldozer through a parking lot, and the owners of the wrecked take turns beating him up (and at one point, pull up his shirt and smack him):
Mike T.: His shirt's up! Everybody give him a pink belly! *Starts smacking Brad Loekle's belly* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *Serious tone* Seriously dude, we're really mad at you.
Brendan as Shaggy: We figured out the ghost tractor was none other than Old Man Ted Jessup!
Ted: (Wearing a hoodie) And I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddlin' grown men pretending to be cartoon characters!
Michael as Scooby: Rooby-rooby-doo!
Outlaws (Criminals 2.0)
Mike Trainor, on a clip featuring a man who robbed a hotel that was hosting a mixed martial-arts fighters convention:
Mike T: Whenever you go to rob a hotel, check the little sign when you come in, make sure it doesn't say "Welcome, ass-kicking champs."
Partiers (Originally just drunk drivers, then upgraded to include parties, now mainly drunk drivers again)
From a clip of a guy testing his own homemade pepper spray, and he starts flipping and flopping around in the bathtub, screaming like a little girl.
Guy: I'VE NEVER BEEN IN PAIN! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Camera Guy: Dude, open your eyes.
Guy: I CAN'T, THEY'RE CLOSED!
From a clip where a group of drunken teenagers are pulled over by the police for stealing a bait car.
Passenger: We shouldn't have done this dawg, this was stupid as fuck!
Driver: I know. I love you guys.
Others: We love you too dawg.
Brad: You guys don't have to say your goodbyes like its Thelma & Louise, you're just getting arrested...
Pretty much any of the cast's response to clips where someone is eventually knocked unconscious.
Mike T.: Quick! Everybody do everything that you're not supposed to do with an unconscious person! You move her, you hump her, you pour water on her!
Chelsea: You've been hit by a bus... lie down...
Jaime: He's out, quick, everybody crowd around him!
In a clip of women reggae dancing, one girl whips her head around so much, he wig flies off and lands on the ground.
Mike T.: EVERYBODY RUN! IT'S A GIANT TARANTULA!
Mike Trainor playing the part of a Giants fan, who was arrested while behaving erratically at a celebration party.
Mike T.: Can you imagine how that guy's gonna explain this to his girlfriend? "So, how'd you get arrested?", "Well the Giants won the Super Bowl, dot-dot-dot, just come pick me up!"
Tonya watching a clip of monkeys irritated at a drunk man invading their pin in a zoo.
Tonya: Monkeys are so cool... especially the ones with the big asses that stick out, I mean, huurrrrr...
From a clip of an incredibly drunk man being forced from a bar, while he pulls down his pants and yells at various different people to fuck him.
Daniel: "Get back here before I pull my pants up" has got to be one of the least effective threats I have ever heard.
Kevin McCaffrey's response to a woman being given a sobriety test, who remarks, "I'm Irish, I'm hot-blooded!"
Kevin: If you want to convince a cop that you're not drunk, saying that you're Irish is probably not the best way to do it. That's like trying to get out of a drug charge by saying, "Hey, I'm Andy Dick!"
An athlete celebrates by drinking way too much Vodka. Loni tries to figure out his speech.
Loni: What the hell is he saying? Does anybody speak Vodka?
Performers (The Hollywood side of World's Dumbest)
John Enos and Loni Love "playing" with the love chair at the end of World's Dumbest Performers 8.
This line while the cast is watching an adult movie in Performers 10.
Mike T.: Spoiler alert! It's his penis!
Which actually outdates the famous line from New Girl (Performers 10 premiered in November 2011, the New Girl episode three months later).
Mike T. dressed in a full-bodied Pacman costume with a mouth that works like a puppet. Look out, Sid & Marty Krofft!
From Gil's rap video:
Gil: After I steal yo hoe, I will kill yo hoe, raise her from the dead, count up all my bread...
Brendan Walsh: So lemme get this straight... you're gonna steal my hoe... kill her... then bring her back to life... YOU WANNA BANG MY ZOMBIE GIRLFRIEND, GIL?!
Ted Jessup: Mr. Dragon? I'm representing Mr. Snuffleupagus, he's suing you for infringement.
Pranksters (People doing stupid pranks you shouldn't do)
"A little bit of water? On my shirt? I WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!"
Nick DiPaolo playing Jimmy Hoffa.
Record Breakers (More things you're better off not doing)
From "World's Dumbest Record Breakers 3", one clip shows us a woman trying to break a record at blowing into a hot water bottle, until it bursts - various different commentators try it themselves, to no success.
Brad: You have to blow harder than Tonya Harding's jokes to pop that!
Tonya: (Mumbling) Can you imagine if Leif put his mouth on that thing, and then I did, and it'd be like we were makin' out.
Brad: Can anybody understand a word this motherfucker says?
From "World's Dumbest Record Breakers 6", we see a clip of a morbidly obese woman named Donna, who is trying to get into the record books by being the world's heaviest woman, and is currently working her way to weight 1,000 pounds.
Donna: I wouldn't mind being a thousand pounds. The bigger you are, the sexier you are.
Mike T: Who told you that?! Was it a plate of bacon? Because that was a lie!
After we watch a clip of Tonya breaking a record by driving a 1931 Ford Model A at 97 mph, then finishing the day by posing for photos in a black-and-white checkered bikini...
Billy: I didn't know we could bring our own home vidoes on this show, because I've got one of my daughter sitting on the potty.
Thrillseekers (Daredevils Lite)
From "World's Dumbest Thrillseekers 6", the clip in question showing a pair of motorcyclists performing stunts:
Voice Over Announcer: Now the event you have all been waiting for! The most amazing motorcycle trick ever done by two guys at one time! (bike crashes into an oncoming car) DAMNIT!
Others (Any episode with less than 2 sequels)
From "World's Dumbest Shoppers:
Judy Gold: "I'm gonna go get, a $50 piece of shit computer!"
Unsorted (If anyone knows where these scenes come from, place them in their proper position and include the title)
"Of all the bum luck! First I sleep through my alarm clock— now my arm's pointing the wrong way! Aw, dang, this just isn't my day."