* Marlow is being tortured by the mysterious hitmen when the Singing Detective shows up for his BigDamnHeroes moment. He pauses outside the door of the hospital ward and hears Marlow crying out in pain:
-->'''Singing Detective''': ''[to the camera]'' Will you listen to that? Can you hear the guy? [[IncrediblyLamePun Anyone'd think somebody was twisting his arm.]]
* Marlow struggling to keep from ejaculating as the HospitalHottie greases him.
* When one of the Mysterious Men realizes that they don't have any relevance to the plot and gets angry. "We're padding!" They then hunt down the writer and proceed to shoot up the hospital ward in a hilarious sequence.