Funny: The Simpsons: Hit & Run

  • If you try entering a vehicle from the driver's side that already has a driver in it, they'll notice and make fun of you.
  • In the opening cutscene:
    Krusty: Hey hey kids! I'm endorsing a new cola and this one isn't poisonous to anybody!
    Announcer: That we know of.
  • This gem:
    Bart: I've gotta get the new Bonestorm game or I'll be as uncool as Milhouse!
    Milhouse: I'm standing right here, Bart.
  • In Level 2, as Bart is collecting illegal fireworks to join the recent fad, he talks to Moe.
    Moe: Sorry, Bart. I can't sell booze to a minor. It ain't right.
    Bart: I'm here to buy fireworks.
    Moe: Oh, hell yeah!
  • Pretty much all of Ralph's dialogue in the races.
    Apu: Hey, aren't you the boy who nearly drowned in nacho cheese?
    Ralph: I was in the newspaper!
  • In Level 1, one of Homer's missions is to return things to Ned, one of them is a cooler he gave to Barney:
    Homer: Uh, remember that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders wants it back
    Barney: Now what will I use for toilet?!?!?
  • When buying the Plow King from Barney:
    Homer: Barney, can I borrow the Plow King?
    Barney: Take what you want, sexy leprechaun, just don't shoot me with a dart gun!
    Homer: Whatever
  • Mr. Burns initially thinks Homer is a former business partner he murdered: "Wow, that was"
  • At the end of level 5, Bart and Apu learn that Buzz Cola is going to send everyone into a murderous frenzy to boost the rating of a reality tv show. Bart's thoughts?
    Apu: We must prevent the aliens from putting laser guns in the hands of cola drunk towns people.
    Apu: *Face palms* Tell you what: you're a bad little boy.