Funny / The Secret Saturdays

• "Why would you throw a TV?!" "Oh, I'm sorry, I just — I just get in the zone."
  • From the same episode:
    Doc: The Kalmykian Snakes were different. We didn't know they exploded.
• At one point, poor Paul Cheechoo is left alone with Zon. Drew assures him he'll be fine as long as he doesn't try to pet her...or make eye contact.
• In one episode, Komodo insists on sneaking on board with Zak. And then Fiskerton. And then Zon. Later, when Doc figures out that they're gone:
  Doc: (groans) I have got to get rid of that supply closet on that airship!
• Zak's pun when ridiculing Wadi's explanation for the salinization of the world's water.
  Wadi: I put the crystal in the water, the sea started turning to salt, then the Salt Man broke out and he —
  Zak: Wait, wait... now there's a Salt Man? I take back what I said about the story. So, what happened next? He assaulted you? [hi-fives Fisk]
• Doc Monday licking the black mirror and saying "Shiny" in "Black Monday".
  • During the episodes climax.
  Doc Saturday: Careful Zac, if we break the mirror, we might never be able to send them back to their original dimension.
  Doc Monday: Blah, blah, blah, blah. Smart Talk, Science. (Sticks tongue out at him)
  Doc Saturday: (unsure how to respond) Right back at you? (Punches him, and he goes flying off into the horizon before circling back to hitting Doc)
• "Munya, I'm loathe to admit we are losing this fight. Naturally, I blame you. Please fly us home to hide your shame."
• Van Rook summing up his opinion of Piecemeal in "Target: Fiskerton":
  "Everything about you disgusts me."
• In "Once More the Nightmare Factory," with the family safe, Doc proclaims victory "for now." Then a huge cryptid rises out of water behind him.
  Zak: Dad?
  Doc: No. I don't care. I'm not turning around to look at it. It's over. We won.
• Every part of the episode "Where Lies the Engulfer" that isn't Nightmare Fuel. Zak and Doyle are at an abandoned town for Zak's "final exam." Clearly, the two need their own spinoff show where they just trade cheesy one-liners at each other.
• How about the bit in "Kur, Part 1", where Doyle walks into a fancy restaurant, sits down at the table of one of Argost's biggest sponsors, grabs the guy's lobster and starts chowing down while asking him about Argost? A little while into the scene, a waiter tries to hit him from behind, and Doyle just whacks the guy in the head with a serving tray without breaking stride. And then proceeds to beat the crap out of everyone in the room with little to no effort.
  • He constantly tries to get someone to pass him mustard while eating.
• Doyle and the very out-of-shape Van Rook having a buddy-cop partnership in Season 2. Pretty much everything they say to each other counts as this.
  • You know what, let's just save time and say Doyle in general is a walking CMoF all on his own.
• In "Kur, Part 2" when Argost offers to help Zak learn to control his Kur powers, Zak is naturally skeptical. Argost responds by saying that of course he plans to manipulate Zak, then betray and kill him when he's no longer useful, and that his only hope would be to somehow learn enough from Argost's lessons to outsmart the smartest being on Earth. Zak prompty agrees, leading to Fiskerton's funniest and most appropriate "Say what!?" of the series.
• You have to get the Genius Bonus for this one to be funny, but Van Rook being outraged over something costing 1200 drams. Twelve hundred Armenian drams is the equivalent of two and a half American dollars; if you were unsure of how cheap the guy was before, this should cement it for you.
• "Let's just say you won't be watching TV for a very long time." [Smash cut to the TV flying out the window] "I never agreed to get rid of it!"
• "Your MOM has bad science!"