Funny: The Scarlet Pimpernel
- Percy and Chauvelin both pretending to doze in Lord Grenville's dining room is pretty funny. The former is waiting for one his men to contact him the latter for the Scarlet Pimpernel.
- "The Creation of Man," an utterly gleeful ode to the responsibility of men to "uphold the banner of beauty".
La, but someone has to strike a pose and bear the weight of well-tailored clothes
Each species has a sex that's fated to be highly de-co-ra-ted
That is why the Lord created men!
- "You're a nincompoop, Blakeney." "Thank you, sir."