Lloyd trying to justify closing his restaurant:
Caroline: One bad review in one lousy magazine, you just give up!
Lloyd: Now hold on. Stop right there. If you recall, it wasn't 'one bad review in one lousy magazine,' it was the Restaurant Guidebook of New York! And when the Restaurant Guidebook recommends you to 'Hindus looking for a fun night out of fasting,' what do you expect me to do, change the menu?!