- Cockroach Jesus.
- "Fuck this shit, I’m going back to my room so I can look up some porn."
- "Ben, you know where we are? ..”Hell.” Gee, thanks for that."
- "MOTHERFUCKER ZOMBIE IN MY ROOM HE WAS LISTENING TO MY CDS WHAT THE FUCK"
- Jordan's many sexual thoughts.
- The LSBA: Lucky-to-be-alive Servile Bitches Association.
- "I sure as hell hope this isn’t, like… the Carbra’s penis or something."
- "IT’S MY BODY, DOGSCAPE. AND IF YOU’RE TOUCHING ME IN A WAY OR PLACE THAT MAKES ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, THAT’S NO GOOD."
- "Dear sweet fhqwghads, The Cheat is to the limit."
- "I think I heard something about dildoes."
- The July 25th entry mentions a fat Camper. For some reason, this cracked more people up than it should have.
- The Christmas special resulted in nothing but sheer cackles the world over.
- August 13th, Archie is caught dancing like John Travolta. An eldritch abomination just chilling in a disco.
- The Neonate has been providing endless laughter.
- The first parts of the September 25th entry. Just… that.
Funny / The Rapture Logs
Even with all the horror, the Rapture Logs are still widely popular for their stream-of-consciousness comedy.