Funny: The Railway Series
Toby the Tram Engine
- In Dirty Objects, James mocks Toby's shabby paint. Toby has the last laugh in the conversation.
"James," he asked, "why are you red?"
"I am a splendid engine," answered James loftily, "ready for anything. You never see my paint dirty."
"Oh!" said Toby innocently, "that's why you once needed bootlaces; to be ready, I suppose?"
James went redder than ever and snorted off.
- The Barber telling off Duck for scaring his customer rather then crashing into the Barber Shop, then covering his face in shaving foam.
- From the beginning of "Bluebells of England", Percy is singing about the bluebells, which Douglas finds it annoying.
Douglas: If you must sing, Percy, can't ye sing in tune?!
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