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** Gabriel doing the "coin behind the ear" trick and telling Jerry it's bus fare.
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** Gabriel doing the "coin "[[WhatHaveWeEar coin behind the ear" ear]]" trick and telling Jerry it's bus fare.
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* When asked by Catherine who he is, Gabriel replies "[[Really700YearsOld That's a long story]]."
* Gabriel to Thomas after the latter and Catherine catch him about to kill Mary:
* Gabriel to Thomas after the latter and Catherine catch him about to kill Mary:
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* When asked by Catherine Katherine who he is, Gabriel replies "[[Really700YearsOld That's a long story]]."
* Gabriel to Thomas after the latter andCatherine Katherine catch him about to kill Mary:
* Gabriel to Thomas after the latter and
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** The completely casual way Gabriel tells Thomas and Catherine what he's going to do to Mary to get Hawthorne's soul.
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** The completely casual way Gabriel tells Thomas and Catherine Katherine what he's going to do to Mary to get Hawthorne's soul.
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* After Catherine shoots Gabriel when he crashes his way into the Indian hut:
-->'''Gabriel:''' ''[collapses and glances down at his bullet wound, then glares back up at Catherine]'' I'm getting so fed up with you.
-->'''Catherine:''' [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Go to Hell.]]
-->'''Gabriel:''' ''[collapses and glances down at his bullet wound, then glares back up at Catherine]'' I'm getting so fed up with you.
-->'''Catherine:''' [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Go to Hell.]]
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* After Catherine Katherine shoots Gabriel when he crashes his way into the Indian hut:
-->'''Gabriel:''' ''[collapses and glances down at his bullet wound, then glares back up atCatherine]'' Katherine]'' I'm getting so fed up with you.
-->'''Catherine:''' -->'''Katherine:''' [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Go to Hell.]]
-->'''Gabriel:''' ''[collapses and glances down at his bullet wound, then glares back up at
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-->'''Gabriel:''' ''[collapses and glances down at his bullet wound, then looks back up at Catherine]'' I'm getting really sick of you.
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-->'''Gabriel:''' ''[collapses and glances down at his bullet wound, then looks glares back up at Catherine]'' I'm getting really sick of so fed up with you.
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** Jerry does all the work while Gabriel just perches on the headstone.
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--->'''Thomas:''' Goddamnit!
--->'''Gabriel:''' You're ''really'' gonna have to watch it with that profanity!
--->'''Gabriel:''' You're ''really'' gonna have to watch it with that profanity!
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* Gabriel and Rachael sitting at the counter in a diner. Gabriel looks deep in thought while Rachael just stares blankly. For bonus points, Gabriel has a large blood stain on his shirt, and Rachel is wearing a hospital gown.
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* Gabriel and Rachael sitting at the counter in a diner. Gabriel looks deep in thought while Rachael just stares blankly. For bonus points, Gabriel has a large blood stain on his shirt, and Rachel is wearing a retains her hospital gown.
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* Gabriel meeting with Jerry:
-->'''Gabriel''': Gee, Jerry, you look like shit.
-->'''Gabriel''': Gee, Jerry, you look like shit.
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*Gabriel meeting Gabriel's first scene with Jerry:
-->'''Gabriel''': -->'''Gabriel:''' Gee, Jerry, you look like shit.
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* After Gabriel insinuates he needs him for a while longer, Jerry remarks "Never trust a fuckin' angel," all the while Gabriel [[DisapprovingLook glares]] at him.
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* After Gabriel insinuates he needs him for a while longer, longer (having promised to kill Jerry once he had helped him), Jerry remarks "Never trust a fuckin' angel," all the while Gabriel [[DisapprovingLook glares]] at him.
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** When they finally unearth the corpse, Gabriel is...rather enthusiastic about how the late colonel was the "meanest, sickest talking monkey" before stating "I love him!"
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** When they finally unearth the corpse, Gabriel is...[[NightmareFetishist rather enthusiastic enthusiastic]] about how the late colonel was the "meanest, sickest talking monkey" before stating "I love him!"
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--->'''Jerry''': Bad news for the war effort, huh?
--->'''Gabriel''': [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]
--->'''Gabriel''': [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]
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---->'''Gabriel''': Jerry, if you were a soul, where would you hide?
---->'''Jerry''': The hell away from you?
---->'''Jerry''': The hell away from you?
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-->'''Gabriel''': So, where's the soul? You know, bigger than a breadbox?
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--->'''Gabriel''': No one hears the Word anymore. No one! [...] There's only the argument. I will not step aside. I will [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NOT! ALLOW! ANY!]] Talking monkey...to take my place!
** After [[spoiler:[[KillItWithFire immolating Simon]] who [[DefiantToTheEnd still refuses to divulge the soul's location]]]], Gabriel has the last of the scenery for dessert.
--->'''Gabriel''': Where did you put it? ''GIVE IT TO ME''!!
** After [[spoiler:[[KillItWithFire immolating Simon]] who [[DefiantToTheEnd still refuses to divulge the soul's location]]]], Gabriel has the last of the scenery for dessert.
--->'''Gabriel''': Where did you put it? ''GIVE IT TO ME''!!
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** After
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-->'''Gabriel:''' (''delighted and impressed'') Very good!
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-->'''Gabriel:''' (''delighted ''[delighted and impressed'') impressed]'' Very good!
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-->'''Gabriel''': Son of a gun! Priest wannabe. Figured it out.
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--->'''Thomas''': Goddamnit!
--->'''Gabriel''': You're ''really'' gonna have to watch it with that profanity!
--->'''Gabriel''': You're ''really'' gonna have to watch it with that profanity!
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-->'''Jerry''': (''smiling slightly'') Thanks, man. You're a sport.
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-->'''Gabriel''': (''slams Thomas against the wall'') Pest! You have any idea how hard it is to get one of those?!
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--->'''Gabriel''': Can't drive. But I can wait...[[WhoWantsToLiveForever until the stars burn out]], if you don't make up your mind.
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-->'''Gabriel''': Nice move, beautifully done. Tommy, you gotta come back with me. Upstairs. I-I can get you in now. You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]] Just like an angel!
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-->'''Gabriel''': (''collapses and glances down at his bullet wound, then looks back up at Catherine'') I'm getting really sick of you.
-->'''Catherine''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Go to Hell.]]
-->'''Gabriel''': [[InsultBackfire Heaven, darling, Heaven. At least get the zip code right.]]
-->'''Catherine''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Go to Hell.]]
-->'''Gabriel''': [[InsultBackfire Heaven, darling, Heaven. At least get the zip code right.]]
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** After [[spoiler:[[KillItWithFire immolating Simon]] who [[DefiantToTheEnd still refuses to divulge the soul's location]]]], Gabriel chews up whatever's left of the scenery.
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** After [[spoiler:[[KillItWithFire immolating Simon]] who [[DefiantToTheEnd still refuses to divulge the soul's location]]]], Gabriel chews up whatever's left has the last of the scenery.scenery for dessert.
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* After escaping from the police, Gabriel goes to the hospital, explains to the nurse someone's going to die very soon, and tells her "I'll just be a minute." The nurse objects and moves to call security, only for Gabriel to execute his instant death touch on her, then casually turns and walks into the ICU.
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* After escaping from the police, Gabriel goes to the hospital, explains to the nurse someone's going to die very soon, and tells her "I'll just be a minute." The nurse objects and moves to call security, only for Gabriel to execute his instant death sleep touch on her, then casually turns and walks into the ICU.
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** As he and Rachael depart, Gabriel tells a waitress, Madge, that he doubts they'll meet again, to which Madge agrees. This becomes a BrickJoke in the third film where a reformed Gabriel visits the same diner, meets Madge again, and greets her exactly like he did the first time around.
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** As he and Rachael depart, Gabriel tells a waitress, Madge, that he doubts they'll meet again, to which Madge agrees. This becomes a BrickJoke in the third film where a reformed Gabriel visits the same diner, meets Madge again, and greets her exactly like he did the first time around. Even funnier is that when he addresses Madge by her name, she looks confused and checks to make sure, yeah, ''she's not wearing a name tag''.
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-->'''Gabriel:''' ''(delighted and impressed)'' Very good!
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-->'''Gabriel:''' ''(delighted (''delighted and impressed)'' impressed'') Very good!
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* Gabriel grousing at Thomas [[spoiler:after he shoots Jerry in the head, finally killing him]]:
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* Jerry's cheerful response to Thomas shooting him multiple times. His line is so incongruous that you almost can't help finding it funny.
-->'''Jerry''': (''smiling slightly'') Thanks, man. You're a sport.
* Gabriel grousing at Thomas[[spoiler:after after he shoots Jerry in the head, finally killing him]]: him:
-->'''Jerry''': (''smiling slightly'') Thanks, man. You're a sport.
* Gabriel grousing at Thomas
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* Jerry's cheerful response to Thomas shooting him multiple times and doing his best to kill Jerry. Jerry's line is so incongruous that you almost can't help finding it funny.
-->'''Jerry:''' [smiling slightly] Thanks man. You're a sport.
* After escaping from the police, Gabriel goes to the hospital, explains to the nurse someone's going to die very soon, and tells her "I'll just be a minute." The nurse objects and moves to call security, only for Gabriel to execute his instant death touch on her, then casually turns and walks into the [=ICU=].
-->'''Jerry:''' [smiling slightly] Thanks man. You're a sport.
* After escaping from the police, Gabriel goes to the hospital, explains to the nurse someone's going to die very soon, and tells her "I'll just be a minute." The nurse objects and moves to call security, only for Gabriel to execute his instant death touch on her, then casually turns and walks into the [=ICU=].
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-->'''Jerry:''' [smiling slightly] Thanks man. You're a sport.
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** Gabriel's concise reply to Rachael when she asks him why he needs her alive:
--->'''Gabriel''': Can't drive.
* Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogether offer to Thomas:
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]
--->'''Gabriel''': Can't drive.
* Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogether offer to Thomas:
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]
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** Gabriel's concise reply to Rachael when she asks him why he needs her alive:
alive, before the line becomes nightmarish:
--->'''Gabriel''': Can'tdrive.
drive. But I can wait...[[WhoWantsToLiveForever until the stars burn out]], if you don't make up your mind.
** As he and Rachael depart, Gabriel tells a waitress, Madge, that he doubts they'll meet again, to which Madge agrees. This becomes a BrickJoke in the third film where a reformed Gabriel visits the same diner, meets Madge again, and greets her exactly like he did the first time around.
* Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogether offer toThomas:
--->'''Gabriel:'''Thomas near the end.
-->'''Gabriel''': Nice move, beautifully done. Tommy, you gotta come back with me. Upstairs. I-I can get you in now. You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! AllNIGHT!]]NIGHT!]] Just like an angel!
* Right before Thomas delivers his ArmorPiercingQuestion, Gabriel points at him and tells him "Make it good."
--->'''Gabriel''': Can't
** As he and Rachael depart, Gabriel tells a waitress, Madge, that he doubts they'll meet again, to which Madge agrees. This becomes a BrickJoke in the third film where a reformed Gabriel visits the same diner, meets Madge again, and greets her exactly like he did the first time around.
* Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogether offer to
--->'''Gabriel:'''
-->'''Gabriel''': Nice move, beautifully done. Tommy, you gotta come back with me. Upstairs. I-I can get you in now. You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All
* Right before Thomas delivers his ArmorPiercingQuestion, Gabriel points at him and tells him "Make it good."
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-->'''Gabriel''': (''collapses and glances down at his bullet wound, then looks back up at Catherine'') I'm getting really sick of you.
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* Jerry's cheerful response to Thomas shooting him multiple times and doing his best to kill Jerry. Jerry's line is so incongruous that you almost can't help finding it funny.
-->'''Jerry:''' [smiling slightly] Thanks man. You're a sport.
-->'''Jerry:''' [smiling slightly] Thanks man. You're a sport.
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-->'''Gabriel:''' ''(delighted and impressed)'' Very good!
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* Gabriel and Rachael sitting at the counter in a diner. Gabriel looks deep in thought while Rachael just stares blankly. For bonus points, Gabriel has a large blood stain on his shirt.
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* Gabriel and Rachael sitting at the counter in a diner. Gabriel looks deep in thought while Rachael just stares blankly. For bonus points, Gabriel has a large blood stain on his shirt.shirt, and Rachel is wearing a hospital gown.
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!!From the first film:
* Gabriel's cheery '''HI!''' when pulling Rachel away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Christopher Walken makes it that much funnier.
** Then a GeniusBonus joke as Gabriel is teaching kids to play his horn. Keep in mind, it is ''the'' horn that Gabriel's supposed to blow to begin TheRapture. Not surprising when one boy ''shatters his schoolhouse's glass windows'' with it.
*** Made funnier by his benediction to the departing children: "Study your math, kids. Key to the Universe."[[note]]Which priest/scientist Roger Bacon originally stated, that mathematics was the lock and key to the Universe.[[/note]]
** Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogether offer:
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]
* Gabriel's cheery '''HI!''' when pulling Rachel away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Christopher Walken makes it that much funnier.
** Then a GeniusBonus joke as Gabriel is teaching kids to play his horn. Keep in mind, it is ''the'' horn that Gabriel's supposed to blow to begin TheRapture. Not surprising when one boy ''shatters his schoolhouse's glass windows'' with it.
*** Made funnier by his benediction to the departing children: "Study your math, kids. Key to the Universe."[[note]]Which priest/scientist Roger Bacon originally stated, that mathematics was the lock and key to the Universe.[[/note]]
** Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogether offer:
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]
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** Then a GeniusBonus joke as
*** Made funnier by his benediction to
-->'''Gabriel''': Gee, Jerry, you look like shit.
** Gabriel doing the
** Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogether offer:
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]
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* After Gabriel insinuates he needs him for a while longer, Jerry remarks "Never trust a fuckin' angel," all the while Gabriel [[DisapprovingLook glares]] at him.
* Gabriel and Jerry's conversation while they dig up Colonel Hawthorne's body.
** When they finally unearth the corpse, Gabriel is...rather enthusiastic about how the late colonel was the "meanest, sickest talking monkey" before stating "I love him!"
** When Gabriel finds that Hawthorne's soul is gone:
--->'''Jerry''': Bad news for the war effort, huh?
--->'''Gabriel''': [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]
*** Immediately followed by this:
---->'''Gabriel''': Jerry, if you were a soul, where would you hide?
---->'''Jerry''': The hell away from you?
* Gabriel questioning Simon about the whereabouts of Hawthorne's soul.
-->'''Gabriel''': So, where's the soul? You know, bigger than a breadbox?
** This is followed by Creator/ChristopherWalken ''brilliantly'' [[ChewingTheScenery chewing up the scenery]].
--->'''Gabriel''': No one hears the Word anymore. No one! [...] There's only the argument. I will not step aside. I will [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NOT! ALLOW! ANY!]] Talking monkey...to take my place!
** After [[spoiler:[[KillItWithFire immolating Simon]] who [[DefiantToTheEnd still refuses to divulge the soul's location]]]], Gabriel chews up whatever's left of the scenery.
--->'''Gabriel''': Where did you put it? ''GIVE IT TO ME''!!
* A GeniusBonus joke as Gabriel is teaching kids to play his horn. Keep in mind, it is ''the'' horn that Gabriel's supposed to blow to begin TheRapture. Not surprising when one boy ''shatters his schoolhouse's glass windows'' with it.
** Made funnier by his benediction to the departing children: "Study your math. Key to the Universe."[[note]]Which priest/scientist Roger Bacon originally stated, that mathematics was the lock and key to the Universe.[[/note]]
* When asked by Catherine who he is, Gabriel replies "[[Really700YearsOld That's a long story]]."
* Gabriel to Thomas after the latter and Catherine catch him about to kill Mary:
-->'''Gabriel''': Son of a gun! Priest wannabe. Figured it out.
** The completely casual way Gabriel tells Thomas and Catherine what he's going to do to Mary to get Hawthorne's soul.
*** This:
--->'''Thomas''': Goddamnit!
--->'''Gabriel''': You're ''really'' gonna have to watch it with that profanity!
* Gabriel grousing at Thomas [[spoiler:after he shoots Jerry in the head, finally killing him]]:
-->'''Gabriel''': (''slams Thomas against the wall'') Pest! You have any idea how hard it is to get one of those?!
* After escaping from the police, Gabriel goes to the hospital, explains to the nurse someone's going to die very soon, and tells her "I'll just be a minute." The nurse objects and moves to call security, only for Gabriel to execute his instant death touch on her, then casually turns and walks into the [=ICU=].
** He then cursorily checks the patient charts, dropping said charts on the beds when he finds them unsuitable. When he finds one patient listed as "stable," he dismissively goes "Get outta here!" One would think he's picking out tomatoes at a grocery store.
* Gabriel's cheery "'''HI!'''" when pulling Rachael away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Creator/ChristopherWalken makes it that much funnier.
* Gabriel and Rachael sitting at the counter in a diner. Gabriel looks deep in thought while Rachael just stares blankly. For bonus points, Gabriel has a large blood stain on his shirt.
** Gabriel's concise reply to Rachael when she asks him why he needs her alive:
--->'''Gabriel''': Can't drive.
* Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogether offer to Thomas:
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]
* After Catherine shoots Gabriel when he crashes his way into the Indian hut:
-->'''Catherine''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Go to Hell.]]
-->'''Gabriel''': [[InsultBackfire Heaven, darling, Heaven. At least get the zip code right.]]
* Gabriel and Jerry's conversation while they dig up Colonel Hawthorne's body.
** When they finally unearth the corpse, Gabriel is...rather enthusiastic about how the late colonel was the "meanest, sickest talking monkey" before stating "I love him!"
** When Gabriel finds that Hawthorne's soul is gone:
--->'''Jerry''': Bad news for the war effort, huh?
--->'''Gabriel''': [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!]]
*** Immediately followed by this:
---->'''Gabriel''': Jerry, if you were a soul, where would you hide?
---->'''Jerry''': The hell away from you?
* Gabriel questioning Simon about the whereabouts of Hawthorne's soul.
-->'''Gabriel''': So, where's the soul? You know, bigger than a breadbox?
** This is followed by Creator/ChristopherWalken ''brilliantly'' [[ChewingTheScenery chewing up the scenery]].
--->'''Gabriel''': No one hears the Word anymore. No one! [...] There's only the argument. I will not step aside. I will [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NOT! ALLOW! ANY!]] Talking monkey...to take my place!
** After [[spoiler:[[KillItWithFire immolating Simon]] who [[DefiantToTheEnd still refuses to divulge the soul's location]]]], Gabriel chews up whatever's left of the scenery.
--->'''Gabriel''': Where did you put it? ''GIVE IT TO ME''!!
* A GeniusBonus joke as Gabriel is teaching kids to play his horn. Keep in mind, it is ''the'' horn that Gabriel's supposed to blow to begin TheRapture. Not surprising when one boy ''shatters his schoolhouse's glass windows'' with it.
** Made funnier by his benediction to the departing children: "Study your math. Key to the Universe."[[note]]Which priest/scientist Roger Bacon originally stated, that mathematics was the lock and key to the Universe.[[/note]]
* When asked by Catherine who he is, Gabriel replies "[[Really700YearsOld That's a long story]]."
* Gabriel to Thomas after the latter and Catherine catch him about to kill Mary:
-->'''Gabriel''': Son of a gun! Priest wannabe. Figured it out.
** The completely casual way Gabriel tells Thomas and Catherine what he's going to do to Mary to get Hawthorne's soul.
*** This:
--->'''Thomas''': Goddamnit!
--->'''Gabriel''': You're ''really'' gonna have to watch it with that profanity!
* Gabriel grousing at Thomas [[spoiler:after he shoots Jerry in the head, finally killing him]]:
-->'''Gabriel''': (''slams Thomas against the wall'') Pest! You have any idea how hard it is to get one of those?!
* After escaping from the police, Gabriel goes to the hospital, explains to the nurse someone's going to die very soon, and tells her "I'll just be a minute." The nurse objects and moves to call security, only for Gabriel to execute his instant death touch on her, then casually turns and walks into the [=ICU=].
** He then cursorily checks the patient charts, dropping said charts on the beds when he finds them unsuitable. When he finds one patient listed as "stable," he dismissively goes "Get outta here!" One would think he's picking out tomatoes at a grocery store.
* Gabriel's cheery "'''HI!'''" when pulling Rachael away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Creator/ChristopherWalken makes it that much funnier.
* Gabriel and Rachael sitting at the counter in a diner. Gabriel looks deep in thought while Rachael just stares blankly. For bonus points, Gabriel has a large blood stain on his shirt.
** Gabriel's concise reply to Rachael when she asks him why he needs her alive:
--->'''Gabriel''': Can't drive.
* Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogether offer to Thomas:
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]
* After Catherine shoots Gabriel when he crashes his way into the Indian hut:
-->'''Catherine''': [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu Go to Hell.]]
-->'''Gabriel''': [[InsultBackfire Heaven, darling, Heaven. At least get the zip code right.]]
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!!From ''The Ascent'':
* During Danayel's rally, when someone shouts "God is dead!", Gabriel turns and shoves the guy.
* Gabriel being questioned by the police in ''The Ascent''.
-->'''Detective''': (looking at Gabriel's driver's license) There's no date of birth. Why is that?
-->'''Gabriel''': I asked the woman at the Department of Motor Vehicles that same question. She told me not to bother her on her coffee break.
-->'''Detective''': Well, why don't you tell me. How old are you?
-->'''Gabriel''': (''{{beat}}'') Thirty-nine.
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-->'''Gabriel''': (''{{beat}}'') 39.Thirty-nine.
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*** Made funnier by his benediction to the departing children: "Study your math, kids. Key to the Universe."[[note]]Which priest/scientist Roger Bacon originally stated, that mathematics was the lock and key to the Universe.[[/note]]
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* In a FunnyBackgroundEvent, one of the kids smacks an older kid directly in the head with a dodgeball.
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* In a FunnyBackgroundEvent, one of the kids smacks an older kid directly in the head with a dodgeball.dodgeball.
* Gabriel being questioned by the police in ''The Ascent''.
-->'''Detective''': (looking at Gabriel's driver's license) There's no date of birth. Why is that?
-->'''Gabriel''': I asked the woman at the Department of Motor Vehicles that same question. She told me not to bother her on her coffee break.
-->'''Detective''': Well, why don't you tell me. How old are you?
-->'''Gabriel''': (''{{beat}}'') 39.
* Gabriel being questioned by the police in ''The Ascent''.
-->'''Detective''': (looking at Gabriel's driver's license) There's no date of birth. Why is that?
-->'''Gabriel''': I asked the woman at the Department of Motor Vehicles that same question. She told me not to bother her on her coffee break.
-->'''Detective''': Well, why don't you tell me. How old are you?
-->'''Gabriel''': (''{{beat}}'') 39.
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** Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogetherOffer:WeCanRuleTogether offer:
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** Gabriel's WeCanRuleTogetherOffer:
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]
--->'''Gabriel:''' You'll love it! Nobody tells you went to go to bed! You eat all the ice cream you want! [[BreadEggsMilkSquick You get to KILL, all DAY! All NIGHT!]]
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* Gabriel's cheery '''HI!''' when pulling Allison away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Christopher Walken makes it that much funnier.
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* Gabriel's cheery '''HI!''' when pulling Allison Rachel away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Christopher Walken makes it that much funnier.
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** Then a GeniusBonus joke as Gabriel is teaching kids to play his horn. Keep in mind, it is ''the'' horn that Gabriel's supposed to blow to begin TheRapture. Not surprising when one boy ''shatters his schoolhouse's glass windows'' with it.
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* Gabriel's cheery '''HI!''' when pulling Allison away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Christopher Walken makes it that much funnier.
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* Gabriel's cheery '''HI!''' when pulling Allison away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Christopher Walken makes it that much funnier.funnier.
* In a FunnyBackgroundEvent, one of the kids smacks an older kid directly in the head with a dodgeball.
* In a FunnyBackgroundEvent, one of the kids smacks an older kid directly in the head with a dodgeball.
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* Gabriel's cheery '''HI!''' when pulling Allison away from death. The fact that he looks like an undead version of, well, Christopher Walken makes it that much funnier.