Funny / The Prayer Warriors

The Evil Gods Part 1

  • The I Do Not Own disclaimer
    Disclaimer: I do not own the Bible, God does. I will not feel sorry for using Percy Jackson as it is evil and should not have a disclaimer.
  • The part when the author apologizes to God for having Percy Jackson and Satan say bad things about Him in the Villain Episode.
  • After Jerry kills Grover for the second time, in addition to having also killed Annabeth in the second chapter, the author specifically points out that Percy emerged to attack Jerry for "no reason why so ever".
  • The author's reason for the Sexy Discretion Shot
    I will not describe what happened for I do not want any atheist to get pleasure out of it and have an organism.
  • Chiron's single, dumbfounded "No?" after Percy tells him that he didn't kill Jerry as he was ordered to do so.
  • "And environ chaired, and was pout of lithe all!"

Battle with the Witches

  • During the train ride with Ginny, Michael gives indications of being a Covert Pervert, then complains about Ginny's fairly innocuous gestures toward him.
    Michael: . She looked pretty hot, but I decided to put such impure thought out of my mind. She started to pat my back, and I stood really still. How dare someone touch someone out of wedlock!
  • This My Immortal Shout-Out.
    Hagrid: "I may be a Hogwarts teacher, but I`m also a Christian!"
  • Dumbledore's confession, largely because of how flippant it is.
    Dumbledore: "Okay, so I have sex with little boys, so what?"
  • The Draco and Ebony sex scene... or rather, cooking and gardening scene.
    Narration: Draco and Ebony removed skin from an onion. After that, they put Draco`s noodles into Ebony`s bowl, and Draco then planted some seeds into Ebony`s pot, and then they laid on their bed for the rest the night. They were very tired from all that hard work.

Threat of Satanic Commonism

  • Books' Shut Up, Kirk!, especially in how it makes Jerry's speech fall flat.
    Jerry: "Jesses Christ is my saviour. HE will pretext me in my lime of need. Where is your false gods now? I know perfumery well that your gods is not real but is a lie created by Stalin (which s secretly demon processed by the Satan, the worse demon of them all! And he is not a god!)"
    Books: "Laugh out loud."
    Jerry: "Is that all you are going to say?"
    Books: "Laugh out loud."
  • The writer claiming John Lennon was the leader of Russia in 1918 in order to prove he knows history.
  • When trying to break Percy out of prison, Ebonynote  dresses up in a seductive black dress to seduce the guards, and an entire paragraph is spent justifying this. She walks up to the guards, and ends up just ripping their testicles out and slitting their throats, defeating the point.

The Evil Gods Part 2

The Titans Strike Back

Attack of the Sphinx:

  • Appearently, Horus has the head of a house.

The Prayer Ponies

  • The pretentious and overwrought Purple Prose in Chapter 8, such as when describing Applejack calling the police on the Prayer Ponies.
    She did not anticipate Applejack to ring the constabularies. She truly thought that the other pony was only calling her bluff. The moment Applejack responded to the phone, Fluttershy discerned that the other pony was being severe. The edict implementation organization got there within a minute or so, since Ponyville was not a surely immense municipality.Translation