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[[caption-width-right:350:Never be too quick to drink a hobo's coffee.]]
* Pretty much everything that [[InsufferableGenius Know-It-All]] says, thanks to Creator/EddieDeezen being able to make anything sound funny with his voice.
** First off:
-->'''Know-it-All Boy''': It was five minutes to midnight four minutes ago.
-->'''Conductor''': Exactly!
** And [[BrickJoke the payoff:]]
-->'''Hero Girl:''' It's still 5 minutes to 12!
-->'''Know-it-all Boy:''' [[LampshadeHanging It's been 5 minutes to 12 for the past hour]]!
** [[RuleOfThree Let's get one more of him in there]]:
--> '''Know-It-All''' (Reading the word punched on his ticket with his thumb over one letter): ''"Lean?"'' Whatever that's supposed to mean.
-->'''Conductor''' (Examining the ticket): "Lean" is spelled with four letters. I believe I punched ''five.''
--> (Hands it back)
--> '''Know-It-All''': Hey, are you sayin' I don't know how to...(Reads it again and looks back sheepishly) Oh. I'm sorry. It says "Learn". My mistake.
--> (Boards train)
--> '''Conductor''' (To himself): Lesson learned.
* When the Hero Boy meets the Hobo on the train, he offers him a "nice hot cup of Joe". As the boy drinks it, he sees the hobo takes his [[{{Squick}} socks out of the coffee pot]], prompting the boy to [[SpitTake spit it out]] ''immediately''.
* A blink-and-you-miss-it one. As Hero Boy and Hero Girl are sharing their goodbye hug, the conductor briefly checks his pocket watch and makes an exasperated face that just ''screams'' "Get on with it!"
* Hero Boy telling the hobo that he's "looking for a girl." The hobo howls with laughter and replies "Ain't we all??"
* When the conductor takes off his hat revealing a bald top, thus eliminating any exact likeness to Tom Hanks.
* The entirety of the caribou crossing sequence.