Funny: The Nutty Professor

  • The Hilarious Outtakes of the 1996 remake:
    Eddie Murphy as Cletus Klump: I seen Sherman get so hungry once when he was young, he beat up a grown man!
    Eddie Murphy as Mama Klump: I thought a colonic was a massage...
  • In the first Eddie Murphy movie, the massive chaos caused by the stampede of hamsters.
  • The incredibly embarrassing scene where Sherman brings Carla over for dinner with his family.
    • "Now Sherman, you can wear a white wedding tuxedo, 'cause (whispering) Sherman's never had relations."
    • The equally hilarious scene in the second movie where Sherman meets Denise's parents after having lost a good chunk of his intelligence.
  • In The Nutty Professor II, the ever-unfiltered Granny Klump tells of how she thought she was having a heart attack in the shower due to having sharp pains in her chest. Turns out:
    Granny: I bent over and looked...and I was standing on my own titty! Both feet, too!
  • The first "getting in shape" montage in which a trampoline sags under Sherman's weight. Also, the part where a man is shown lifting weights and next to him is Sherman lifting a Snicker's bar in unison with him.
  • The failed Wacky Marriage Proposal with the mariachi band where Buddy takes over Sherman temporarily and causes him to act like a pervert and make an ass of himself.
  • Dean Richmond with the giant hamster.
    Dean Richmond (describing what a child said upon seeing him after the incident): Look, mommy! There goes the hamster's bitch! (Sherman says the hamster is back to normal and feeling fine): Oh yeah? DO YOU THINK HE'LL CALL?!?!
  • Dysfunctional Family: The Klumps.
  • Sherman's first transformation as Buddy Love. He goes all over the place relishing in the fact that he's thin and literally shouting it from the rooftops.
  • Grandma Klump taunting Cletus about his "performance issues" in the sequel.
    Grandma Klump: What does this piece of pisghetti remind you of, Cletus? Maybe Mr. Johnson, perhaps?
  • When Sherman sees a psychiatrist over Buddy Love taking over his mind. The priest while having some contempt does genuinely try to help Sherman when this happens.
    Psychiatrist: You will never learn to control him, unless you accept the fact that he is a part of you.
    Buddy Love Through Sherman: YEAH!!! And I'm the best part too!!! And I'll tell you something else punk. All these diplomas on this wall, don't make up for the fact that you got a little Vienna Sausage in your drawers. Is that why they call you a shrink?!
    Psychiatrist: Shut up Fata—-(stops himself)