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** Pointing out how, far from the [[KillItWithFire Fire breathing]], [[DropTheHammer hammer throwing]] [[OurDragonsAreDifferent dragon]] he is in the games, Koopa in this case is a CorruptCorporateExecutive bordering on SissyVillain status, making him more like "a mix between UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump and [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]."

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** Plus during the sequence, the words "[[WTHCastingAgency Academy Award Nominated Actor]]" fading onto the screen.

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[[folder:Space Jam]]
* Regarding the sexualization of Lola Bunny:
-->'''Critic:''' STOP! STOP! Okay, alright, let me make one thing perfectly clear to all you Warner Brothers representatives out there!... We don't want to fuck bunnies! ...I can't believe I have to say this, we don't want to fuck bunnies! I mean, we're people! Therefore we like to fuck other people! I'm sure there's some [[PopularWithFurries small percentage of people out there that like to fuck bunnies]], but that hardly seems like a very profitable demographic! I mean, I put it to you: Have you ever seen a bunny that you ACTUALLY had the hots for? ''(file photo of two Playboy Bunnies shown)'' THAT DOESN'T COUNT!
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[[folder:Pokémon: The First Movie]]
* Commenting on how cocky the executives are titling it "The First Movie" as though they're confident it'll have countless sequels.
* Pointing out how stupid the scene is with the Pokemon [[SwissArmyTears crying and somehow magically bringing Ash back to life]].
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[[folder:The Wizard]]
* Critic's shocked look during this scene:
-->'''Haley:''' ''(screams and points at Mr. Putnam)'' [[PedoHunt He touched my breast]]!\\
'''Mr. Putnam:''' I touched her breast...she doesn't have any breasts.\\
'''Mr. Putnam:''' ''(being carried out by police)'' Put me down!\\
'''Critic:''' Nintendo. It makes you wanna touch children.\\
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[[folder:3 Ninjas]]
* Pointing out how the antagonists get defeated by jellybeans.
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[[folder:Tom and Jerry: The Movie]]
* Critic eating watermelon and sangria just so he can do a SpitTake directly onto the camera after seeing Tom and Jerry talk.
* When the doctor sneaks up creepily on an empty ice cream cart:
-->'''Critic:''' What the hell was that about? Was he gonna... sexually assault it?

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* Pointing out how Mario is Luigi's father, instead of being brothers like in the games (or as the title would of the movie would imply)... Then his realization about the implications of [[IncestIsRelative Mario being Luigi's father AND brother]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[BrokenRecord Bob-omb! Monkey! Bob-omb! Monkey! Bob-omb! Monkey! Bob-omb! Monkey! Bob-omb! Monkey! Bob-omb! Monkey! Bob-omb! Monkey!]]]]

* The whole "BOB-OMB! ([[{{Mondegreen}} BA-BOMB!]])"/"Monkey!" exchange. [[BrickJoke Culminating in]] [[TheStinger one last parting shot]]:

[[EarWorm/LiveActionTV And why is that theme song so damn catchy?!]]

-->[[MindScrew This movie makes no sense]], nothing about the Franchise/PowerRangers does! [[TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse How come the monsters always land in the exact same city?]] [[StockFootage How come the city turns into a canyon whenever the fight scene's about to happen?]]" [[ColorCodedForYourConvenience How come nobody recognizes the rangers even though they wear the exact same colors every day?]] [[HollywoodTourettes How come they always move like they have Tourette Syndrome?]] How come Rita's voice never sounds right? [[SuperSentaiStance How come they dress up like Nascar mannequins?]] [[SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay How come it's sunny in space?]] [[AmbiguouslyGay How come Alpha's so gay?]] [[MsFanservice How come Kimberly's so hot?]]\\

** Pointing out how, far from the [[KillItWithFire Fire breathing]], [[DropTheHammer hammer throwing]] [[InstantAwesomeJustAddDragons dragon]] he is in the games, Koopa in this case is a CorruptCorporateExecutive bordering on SissyVillain status, making him more like "a mix between UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump and [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]."

-->"This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap! The biggest bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating!"

* His [[FreakOut epic psychotic meltdown]] while reviewing the third of the original ''TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' live action movies. Includes {{Angrish}} and a ShowerOfAngst...''twice''.

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[[caption-width-right:350:[[Film/SuperMarioBros Bob-omb! Monkey!]] [[BrokenRecord Bob-omb! Monkey! Bob-omb! Monkey! Bob-omb! Monkey! Bob-omb! Monkey! Bob-omb! Monkey! Bob-omb! Monkey!]]]]

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-->[[MindScrew This movie makes no sense]], nothing about the PowerRangers does! [[TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse How come the monsters always land in the exact same city?]] [[StockFootage How come the city turns into a canyon whenever the fight scene's about to happen?]]" [[ColorCodedForYourConvenience How come nobody recognizes the rangers even though they wear the exact same colors every day?]] [[HollywoodTourettes How come they always move like they have Tourette Syndrome?]] How come Rita's voice never sounds right? [[SuperSentaiStance How come they dress up like Nascar mannequins?]] [[SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay How come it's sunny in space?]] [[AmbiguouslyGay How come Alpha's so gay?]] [[MsFanservice How come Kimberly's so hot?]]\\

* His description of the "Drugs" in Michael's box.

-->[[MindScrew This movie makes no sense]], nothing about the PowerRangers does! [[TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse How come the monters always land in the exact same city?]] [[StockFootage How come the city turns into a canyon whenever the fight scene's about to happen?]]" [[ColorCodedForYourConvenience How come nobody recognizes the rangers even though they wear the exact same colors every day?]] [[HollywoodTourettes How come they always move like they have Tourette Syndrome?]] How come Rita's voice never sounds right? [[SuperSentaiStance How come they dress up like Nascar mannequins?]] [[SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay How come it's sunny in space?]] [[AmbiguouslyGay How come Alpha's so gay?]] [[MsFanservice How come Kimberly's so hot?]]\\

--> '''Critic''': After all the parents complained about the violence and swearing in the first film, you know, everything that made it good, the second film tones down the action and the bad language. Instead of using their weapons to fight people, they use stuff like cold food, belts and yo-yos. You know, stuff you find lying around the house. So now all your kids will know how to turn household appliances into blunt, badass weapons. [[SarcasmMode Thank you, parents of America!]]\\
'''Splinter''': Idiots.

--> '''Critic''': Okay okay... so every kid was swearing like a bastard after this film came out. But granted, it's a lot better than their original cut.\\

'''Critic''': Never let Creator/SpikeLee direct a children's movie.
* ''(on Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap in the second film)'' "This guy is going places! Like the unemployment line!" ''["BUMMIN' IT" text appears]''

'''Critic:''' ''No no no no'': what's your ''last'' name?\\

'''Critic:''' ''Those are both fir-- (catches himself, and starts again)'' Okay: What's your first name?\\

'''Critic:''' ''(to Mario)'' '''SHUT THE FUCK-!''' ''(takes a moment to breath; to Luigi)'' What's your full name?\\

'''[[Creator/DennisHopper Koopa]]:''' [[IronicEchoCut A monkey!]]\\

'''[[Creator/DennisHopper Koopa]]:''' [[IronicEcho A monkey!]]\\

* "But if Bugs Bunny knows what a joint is, that means Bugs Bunny knows what drugs are! And if Bugs Bunny knows what drugs are, then that means the rest of the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes know what drugs are! And if all the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes know what drugs are...then that JUST EXPLAINS TOO GODDAMN MUCH!!!"

''(F-bomb-filled audio from ''Film/BoysNTheHood'' is dubbed over fight footage in the first TMNT movie)''\\

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* Pointing out how Mario is Luigi's father, instead of being brothers like in the games (or as the title would of the movie would imply)... Then his OhCrap realization about the UnfortunateImplications of [[IncestIsRelative Mario being Luigi's father AND brother]]

-->[[MindScrew This movie makes no sense]], nothing about the PowerRangers does! [[TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse How come the monters always land in the exact same city?]] [[StockFootage How come the city turns into a canyon whenever the fight scene's about to happen?]]" [[ColorCodedForYourConvenience How come nobody recognizes the rangers even though they wear the exact same colors every day?]] [[HollywoodTourettes How come they always move like they have Tourette Syndrome?]] [[MostAnnoyingSound How come Rita's voice never sounds right?]] [[SuperSentaiStance How come they dress up like Nascar mannequins?]] [[SpaceDoesNotWorkThatWay How come it's sunny in space?]] [[AmbiguouslyGay How come Alpha's so gay?]] [[MsFanservice How come Kimberly's so hot?]]\\

* Critic speculating on what the then-mysterious unseen menace could be. It becomes a hilarious amalgamation of BreadEggsBreadedEggs and NinjaPirateZombieRobot....Involving Franchise/DonkeyKong, The Black Smoke from ''Series/{{Lost}}'', J.J. Abrams' ''Bad Robot'' logo and [[TheBible Jesus of Nazareth]].