Funny / The Necro Critic

  • Everytime he screams into his cat.
  • In the Spider-Man 3 review:
  • In his Ehrgeiz review, he repeatedly tries praying to God to help him get through the game. Unfortunately, he keeps getting the wrong ones.
    Necro: God, please help me survive this horrible, horrible game.
    Vishnu: Hello. This is Vishnu.
    Necro: Vishnu?
    Vishnu: Yes. We are answering the prayers at random now.
    Necro: Oh. Well, in that case, can YOU help me?
    Vishnu: Ooh, I am very much sorry Mr. Necro, but you were trying to reach your Christian god. He is not I, so I can not be helping you at this moment.
    Necro: Oh. Well, thanks anyway.
    Vishnu: Thank you. Pray again.
    Necro: Okay, let's try that again. God, Please help me survive this game.
    Hubbard: Sorry, this is L. Ron Hubbard.
    (later)
    Necro: God?
    Buddha: Sorry, This is Buddha.
    Necro: God?
    Allah: Nope. Allah.
    Necro: God?
    Vishnu: Vishnu again!
    Necro: God?
    Satan: Satan speaking.
    Necro: OH COME ON!!!
  • From his The Christmas Shoes review:
    • One of the major plot points involves Rob Lowe's character trying to get his wife a job, which both she and their daughter are heavily against, causing quite the emotional drama. This causes Necro to go on an go on an EPIC sarcastic tirade about how inhuman the idea of a working mother is.
    • ZIT!
    • When the titular song starts being played in the movie, Necro shows a list of bad Christmas songs he'd rather be listening to. This list includes "Dogs Barking Jingle Bells", "Do They Know It's Christmas?", "Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)", and any of Cyndi Lauper's Christmas songs.
    • "I guess it's okay if you compare it to the source material, but this movie has the worst source material this side of Twilight!"
  • Spoony's cameo at the end of his Sleepwalkers review:
    "Damn you, Necrooooooooo!"
  • Linkara's cameo at the end of his The Christmas Shoes review.
    "NECROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  • His We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties card is one of the most hilarious things ever.
  • MAGICAL HEART!!!
  • At the end of his School Days OVA review him telling the audience to enjoy Valentine's Day with a beloved one and appreciate the love for each other, just for him to despair at the realization of just how lonely he is... Doubles as a Tearjerker too.
  • Van Helsing: The London Assignment:
    "Hi, you reached Linkara. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm busy fighting for my life against the forces of evil, so please leave a message. And if this is The Necro Critic: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT REVIEWING BLADE OF HEAVEN! STOP CALLING ME!!!"
    • Him screaming in agony after drinking cyanidenote  in his review.
    "M*A*S*H lied to me! Suicide hurts like HELL!!!"
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