Funny: The Man with the Golden Gun

  • Bond asks who would pay a million dollars to have him killed. Quoth M: "Jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors. The list is endless!"
  • Bond asking Miss Goodnight, who's in a bikini, "Don't you think you're a little overdressed?"
  • Bond accidentally swallowing a spent Scaramanga bullet he was retrieving during a fight and requesting that a taxi take him to "the nearest pharmacy" afterward.
  • Andrea trying to explain what Scaramanga looks like so Bond can find him at Bottoms Up, and after struggling to come up with a distinctive feature she mentions his third nipple.
    Bond: Fascinating anatomical tidbit. But probably the most useless piece of information I've ever heard. Unless, of course, the Bottoms Up is a strip club.....and Scaramanga is performing.
  • After Scaramanga makes his getaway in his flying car:
    M: So if I understand it, Scaramanga got away - in a car that sprouted wings!
    Q: Oh, that's perfectly feasible, sir. In fact, we're working on one now.
    M: Oh, shut up, Q!
  • Nick Nack giving a "So long, sucker!" look to Bond during the car chase scene. Made funnier with the look of amused contentment on Scaramanga's face.
  • The end scene, where M is asking for Goodnight. What is Bond's response? "Good night, sir." It feels like a pun that should've come earlier, but held back until the last possible moment.
  • The hitman in the opening scene being horrified at having shot a dummy of Al Capone. "Wherever you are, don't hold it against me!"
  • Lt. Hip and his nieces show up Just in Time to save Bond from Hi Fat's minions. Then they accidentally drive off without him!