Funny: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
- The Bomb Bag pickup text. "You found bombs inside! Now you can set them to C and blow stuff up! What a lucky guy!"
- In the Spirit Temple, when the miniboss battle with the huge Iron Knuckle is about to begin, a single chord of the miniboss battle music plays, at which point the Iron Knuckle realizes that it doesn't have its gigantic axe, so the music stops, the Iron Knuckle snaps its fingers to summon the axe, and then the battle theme starts over and the sequence properly begins. It's just so out-of-character for the game, like something out of Looney Tunes. See it here.
- Darunia gettin' down tonight when you play Saria's Song, complete with psychedelic background!
Darunia: What a hot beat!
- If you look during that sequence you can see Link back away very slowly in response, as if Darunia is trying to become a seductive God.
- The ending of the Dodongo's Cavern in Ocarina of Time. Darunia decides that he and Link are now Sworn Brothers, and gives him a hearty pat on the shoulder… which knocks Link to the ground. After Link recovers, he decides to celebrate his and Link's new brotherhood by giving him two gifts. The first is the necessary Plot Coupon, the Goron's Ruby. The second? A Goron Group Bear Hug. Cue Link running off screaming.
- Link's reaction to seeing Ruto after seven years. His facial expression is priceless.
Ruto: It's me, your fiancee, Ruto! Princess of the Zoras!Link (and player): …
- When you finally get the Zora's Sapphire from Ruto, she says you have to marry her now. The following narration is hilarious. Paraphrased, it goes like this: "You got the Zora's Sapphire! Ruto says you have to get married. You're not quite sure what she's talking about, but…"
- After the defeat of Phantom Ganon, Ganondorf's last bit of the text:
Ganondorf: What a worthless creation that ghost was! I will banish it to the gap between dimensions!!
- King Zora moving over. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep. Ouweep.
- Koume and Kotake, the witches collectively known as Twinrova, arguing after they've been defeated.
Koume: I'm only 400 years old!Kotake: And I'm only 380!Koume: We're twins! Don't try to lie about your age!
That's no way to talk to your older sister!WE'RE TWINS.
- While that particular part takes the cake, the rest of their argument is pretty funny as well, especially considering the fact that they seem to be more concerned with bickering with each other rather than they fact that they're dying.
- Ingo's groveling when you come back to the ranch after defeating him.
- You got the Megaton Hammer! Use it to '''smash''' and '''break junk'''!
- And later on, you get to use it to smash Volvagia's head in. The way the battle goes, you might feel like you're playing "Whack-a-Mole" with a dragon, which is really inherently funny.
- Some of the animations in the Dance Party Ending might get a chuckle out of you.
- One of them is a dancing Redead. (Which might explain where they got the idea of dancing Redeads in Majora's Mask).
- The Gerudos dancing like Rockettes are notable, too.
- Link's reaction to first seeing Twinrova, followed by Twinrova winking at him.
- Sheik getting tossed around like a rag in the scene where Kakariko is on fire. It's otherwise a very serious part of the game, but that animation just looks ridiculous.
- Most would consider this Nightmare Fuel, but seeing live cows inside a giant fish, some of them stuck in the "walls" and still mooing, make the MQ version of Lord Jabu-Jabu's Belly one of the funnier ones.
- Ruto gets a little too close to Link following the defeat of the jellyfish in Lord Jabu Jabu's belly and causes Link to freak out and move away so that he accidentally falls into the water.
- The simple fact you can pop gastric bubbles and kill enemies in Jabu Jabu's belly by throwing Ruto into them. This becomes especially egregious when you realize that an aquatic-dwelling amphibian princess who basically spends all her time in a watery environment, can kill Biri and Bari, deadly electrified jellyfish by chucking her at them. Maybe it's because she's the Sage of Water and has the power to purify evil on contact.
- The "doors" in Jabu-Jabu's Belly are really sphincters. Yeah… don't think too hard on that.
- The freaked out reaction from the head of the Skulltula House when you show him the Mask of Truth.
"If I wore something like that...I'd be a real Skulltula...AAAAAAAAAAH!"
- His reaction to the Skull Mask.
- The Carpenters in Kakariko Village look pretty tough, but when they walk, talk, or do anything else, it's pretty clear that they're not just Ambiguously Gay.
- Link's idle animations are pretty fun to watch, especially in the ice dungeon where he'll shiver and sneeze. Equipping the iron boots and hearing their loud clanking is also pretty funny.
- On that note, just seeing Link walking in the Iron Boots on land is funny. He's clearly struggling with the weight.
- If you equip the Iron Boots before entering Kakariko Village when it's on fire, he will run at normal speed but the clanking sound will still play.
- If he stands on the mechanism of the Windmill Hut long enough Link starts to get woozy.
- During the Mask-Selling sidequest, when you give the Spooky Mask to the kid in the graveyard, this text box pops up:
You charged him the full price of 30 rupees?! And he didn't even mind paying!
- Being ambushed by cuccoos. As irritating as it may be sometimes, there's no denying how absurdly funny it is seeing Link getting his butt absolutely handed to him by a bunch of squawky chickens.
- Naming Link Zelda:
- "Zelda… Strange, it sounds somehow familiar."
- One of the Gorons in Goron City has this gem. It's basically proof that Gorons don't go outside much.
Goron: Oh? We don't get many visitors way up here. Where are you from? The forest? What's a "forest"? It's where a lot of "trees" and "plants" grow? Now I'm even more confused! Nothing grows around here besides the Bomb Flowers… We don't have "seeds" or "nuts" around here either. Even Deku Sticks are very scarce around here!
- After you get the Goron mask from the Happy Mask Sales Man, put it on and talk to any Goron and they'll think you're a child Goron. They even tell you to make sure you eat your green rocks.
- During the start of the game, Navi (somehow) bumps into one of the holes in the fence. She also says "Hello!" to the girl who teaches Link Z-targeting (L-targeting in the GameCube version and the 3DS remake)
- The Flavor Text for when the weird egg hatches.
Look! a chickennote hatched from the egg you were incubating! It's the miracle of life!
- The fights with Phantom Ganon and Ganondorf are a bit less terrifying once you realize you're basically playing tennis.
- Especially once you realize that a bottle will work too.
- If you let the Poe Keeper be and watch him for a while, his captured Poe souls on display will misbehave and try to make a jailbreak. The Poe Keeper will then smack the cages with his staff and scare them all back inside. Doubles as Nightmare Fuel, because if the Poe Keeper is scary enough to keep ghosts in check and doesn't even have to look at them to know they're getting away, just what is he?!
- There's a crazy Goron who loves rolling down Death Mountain, leaping into the air when he's about to stop and landing with a BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Bonus points for funny if you happen to be squishe in the process.
- Whenever Mido is acting as an NPC Roadblock, you can engage in some vaudeville-esque slapstick by getting him to waddle back and forth as he mirrors your movements to block you from going forward a la "monkey see, monkey do".
- Ganondorf apparently provides his own theme music.
- Talking to people in Hyrule Market while wearing a mask.
"A mask…I wore masks around when I was your age. What? You say you can't imagine me doing that?"
- Link trying to dive into the frozen water of Zora's Domain. Sure, he'll get hurt if he does that, but it's so amusing that he would even try that.
- Link can actually hookshot the statue's nipples in the Spirit Temple.
- Some of the pits you can bomb open have inexplicable cows in them.