Funny: The Kentucky Fried Movie

  • "She was six feet of black dynamite! He was a short Hasidic Jew!" And all the rest of the following trailer. If only Cleopatra Schwartz had actually been made..
  • "And Featuring Donald Sutherland as The Clumsy Waiter!"
  • One of the kung-fu mooks missing his flying kick in A Fistful of Yen.
  • "Rex Kramer... Danger Seeker." "NIGGERS!"
  • The very first line in the film: "The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in, film at eleven."
  • All of the "Joy of Sex Album" sketch is hilarious, but it truly transitions into greatness with the introduction of "BIG JIM SLADE!" [crash]
  • Klahn's carefully sorted collection of prisoners.
    Klahn: These are drunks who do not know where they are, and no longer care.
    Klahn: These are drunks who do not know where they are, but do care.
    Klahn: And these people know where they are, and care, but don't drink.
    Prisoner: Where am I?
    Klahn: (to prisoner) Do you care?
    Prisoner: No.
    Klahn: (to guard) Put this man in the first cage, and give him a drink! (leaves)
    Guard: What do you drink?
    Prisoner: I don't care.
  • Klahn shipping off a terrified CIA agent to Detroit.
  • The "Happy Birthday to You" joke in the courtroom sketch. It cost the filmmakers $10,000 for the rights and was worth every penny.