Funny / The Immortal Game

• While performing a Sherlock-esque asskicking, Twilight lists the strengths of the Mane Six. Unicorn power, mastery of pegasus martial arts, whatever it is Pinkie Pie does, unnatural Strength, instant translocation, skill with blade...
• Twilight orders Unimpressive to teach Pinkie Pie how to fight bladecasters. At first he thinks she's trying to teach her how to bladecast, leading to the following snark:
  “Sure thing,” [Unimpressive] drawled. He turned to Pinkie. “First, you take your unicorn magic—oh wait.” He threw his forelegs into the air. “I guess that’s that. Come back when you’ve grown a horn.”
  • And then...
  Unimpressive: But she's loonier than a fruitcake!
  Pinkie Pie: There are no loonies in fruitcakes, silly. Only money cakes.
  Unimpressive: You see this? I'm not letting her come at me with sharpened steel.
  Twilight: I order you as your master and commander.
  Unimpressive: And what if I refuse?
  Twilight: I'll tell my mom.
  Unimpressive: Well played, General.
• Unimpressive tells Twilight to drink something after using up her magic. She ends up choking.
  Twilight: What kind of potion is that?
  Unimpressive: Potion? That's whiskey.
• Unimpressive in general, really.
• Luna outsnarking Nihilus.
  Nihilus: You know what the biggest difference is, between you and I, Luna?
  Luna: Wings and a pretty face?
• The Shout-Out to Star Trek concerning Discord's Deus Exit Machina.
• "Honk!" Pinkie Pie cried as her hooves closed around Terra's nose.
• Spitfire and Rainbow Dash discuss Titan's storm.
  Spitfire: Makes you feel small. Doesn't it?
  Dash: That? No way. Makes me think that Titan has size issues.