Twilight orders Unimpressive to teach Pinkie Pie how to fight bladecasters.
Unimpressive: But she's loonier than a fruitcake!
Pinkie Pie: There are no loonies in fruitcakes, silly. Only money cakes.
Unimpressive: You see this? I'm not letting her come at me with sharpened steel.
Twilight: I order you as your master and commander.
Unimpressive: And what if I refuse?
Twilight: I'll tell my mom.
Unimpressive: Well played, General.